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ModernFamilyS02E19

打扰一下真是不好意思Excuseme,I'msosorry.

我从不跟名人打招呼Ineverdothisforcelebrities.

但你是不是新视野不动产广告Butareyoubyanychancethefoxymom

里面那位性感迷人的辣妈呀ontheNewHorizonrealtyad.

我会后悔做这个吗AmIgonnaregretdoingthat?

拍万宝路广告那个人后悔过吗Didthemarlboromanhaveanyregrets?

这个广告太完美了Thisadisperfect.

看我不只是在卖房子See,I'mnotjustsellinghouses,

我还在宣传我自己I'msellingmyself,

最让我引以为傲的就是我的家庭andthebestpartaboutmeismyfamily.

还有我的牙齿Andmyteeth.

而这些都将呈现在这则广告上Andboth...areondisplayinthisad.

"您满意我满足""Ican'tbesatisfieduntilyou'resatisfied"?

你即将在巴士候车亭看见Comingsoontoabusbenchnearyou,

更别说我们的小货车了nottomentionourminivan.

所以你是来真的咯Sothat'sreallyhappening?

等等我们的小货车怎么了Wait.What'shappeningtoourminivan?

要被这个坏家伙贴身黏上Havingthisbadboyshrink-wrappedonit.

-漂亮-是啊-Classy.-Yep.

现在就算你妈开车瞎晃也能干点正事了Nowallthatdrivingaroundyourmomdoeswillserveapurpose.

早上好亲人们Goodmorning,family.

在这个美好的日子里你们过得怎么样Howareyoualldoingonthisbeautifulday?

很好这是怎么回事Okay.What'sthis?

海莉的高考成绩可以在网上查询了Haley'sS.A.T.scoresareavailableonline.

我恨你Ihateyou.

今天可是个大日子Oh!

!

Today'sthebigday.

我们来看看她考的怎么样Let'stakealook,seehowshedid.

我们真的要现在就看么Dowereallyhavetolookatthemnow?

不用担心Don'tworry.

我们不期望会有奇迹发生We'renotexpectinganymiracles.

谢谢Thankyou.

这些是海莉的分数吗你确定ArethoseHaley'sscores?

Areyousure?

为什么很低么Why?

Aretheybad?

不它们不低No,they'renotbad.

那很高吗Aretheygood?

也不中等水平No,they'reaverage.

亲爱的我们成功了Sweetie,wedidit.

我们的孩子是中等Ourbaby'saverage.

中等万岁Mediumfive!

这只是一个偶然Thisisjustafluke.

她还可以再考一次Shecantakethemagain.

是的她或许还能考得更好Yeah,andshe'llprobablydoevenbetter.

到时候你就可以有Youaregonnahaveyourchoice

好几个很好的大学可供选择了ofsomeprettygoodcollegeswhenthetimecomes.

前提是我得去大学IfIgotocollege.

什么What?

我最近一直在想这个I'vebeenthinkingaboutitlately,

我或许不会去andImight...not.

待会见Later!

虽然成绩出乎意料的不错Well,wetookthescenicroute,

但烂泥终究扶不上墙butweendedupinthesameplace.

从津巴布韦到阿尔及利亚FromZimbabwetoAlgeria

来吧让我听到你的声音Comeon,letmehearya

就是这些国家了就是这些国家了Thesearethecountries,thesearethecountries

小卡最近成了富兰克林中学的CamrecentlybecameFranklinmiddleschool's

临时音乐总监interimmusicaldirector.

加油富兰克林Go,Franklin!

我自告奋勇为他们的春季音乐会效力Iwasvolunteeringfortheirspringmusicalfestival

因为他们的常规总监whentheirregulardirector

突然莫名其妙的病了suddenlyandmysteriouslybecameill.

对不起Oh,sorry.

这可能是他们的福分Itmayhavebeenablessing.

他们的演出没什么重点Theirshowlackedfocus.

是我为它制定了一个主题Igaveitatheme--

"环球音乐之旅""Amusicaltriparoundtheworld."

是的瞧他的重点就是Yeah,see,hefocusedit

把它跟世界联系起来bymakingitabouttheworld.

你不喜欢这个Youdon'tlikeit.

不小卡我喜欢No--Cam.Ido.

你认为那些孩子们Doyou--doyouthinkthatthekids,though,

今晚就能学会吗aregonnabeabletolearnitbytonight?

我是说或许你可以着重于Imean,maybeyoushouldstick

他们之前排练好的节目withsomethingthattheyalreadyknow.

我就知道会这样Iknewthiswouldhappen.

为什么你总是要浇熄我炙热的梦想呢Whydoyouhavetothrowawetblanketonmydreams?

-我没有-你一直都这样-Idonot.-Youdoitallthetime.

你知道我是以什么告终的么梦遗AndyouknowwhatIendupwith?

Wetdreams.

这词一脱口而出我就后悔了不要管它IhearditassoonasIsaidit.Justleaveitalone.

好的小卡只不过有时候Allright,well,Cam,it'sjustthatsometimes

你有点小小的过分热情了youcanbealittle,youknow,overenthusiastic.

我想让它变成世界上最好的演出Isitreallythatbigofadeal

这真有那么大的关系么thatIwantthistobethebestshowintheworld?

该说的我都说了Well,aslongasyouheardme.

站在我这一边不要这么吹毛求疵Beinmycorner.Don'tbesocritical.

你真的是这么看我的么We--isthatreallyhowyouseeme?

有时候我确实是这么看你的米奇尔Sometimes,yeah,Ido,Mitchell.

小卡如果这是真的我很抱歉Cam,well,if--ifthat'strue,thenI'm--I'msorry.

不好的从现在开始No,youknow,okay,fromnowon,

我百分百站在你那边Iaminyourcorner100%.

这首歌一定会艳惊四座Yeah,thatsongisgonnaknockeveryoneout.

我不知道不过Well,Idon'tknow,but

等你看了我准备的舞蹈再说吧waittillyouseethedanceIhaveprepared.

舞蹈舞蹈Adance?

Adance!

再来一些吐司么曼尼Moretoast,Manny?

你为什么不给我打电话呢艾玛Whywon'tyoucallme,Emma?

再来一些吐司么艾玛Moretoast,Emma?

你有必要什么时候都来掺一脚么Doyouhavetobeonallthetime?

好的对不起谁是艾玛Okay,I'msorry.WhoisthisEmma?

她是我今晚表演的同伴She'sintheshowwithmetonight.

我正在考虑追她I'mthinkingoftakingarunather.

你不该"追"女生Youdon't"Takearun"atawoman.

你得取悦她让她觉得她是特别的Youwooher.Youmakeherfeelspecial.

亲爱的看看这个Hey,hon,takealookatthis.

这是我屁屁的照片It'sapictureofmybutt.

你把她拿下之后Andthenwhenyougether,

你就可以随心所欲了youcantellherwhateveryouwant.

你为什么要这么做Whydoyoudothis?

只要我哥哥唐尼一打电话来Iprogrammeditsomybuttpopsup

我的屁屁就会跳出来whenmybrotherdonniecalls.

借用屁屁来鄙视我哥只用聪明人才会的招数呀It'sacleverwayofsayingmybrother'sanass.

是吗Isit?

他来了淡定淡定That'shim.Composeyourselves.

忘了我给你们看过这张照片ForgetIshowedyouthispicture.

我尽力I'mtrying.

你过得咋样婊子养的傻儿子Howyoudoing,youdumbsonofabitch?

你个老不死的看起来你又胖了几磅Youoldmick.Lookslikeyou'veputonafewpounds.

彼此彼此Oh,youtoo.

你是不是连你头发都给吃了What,areyoueatingyourhair?

歌洛莉亚Oh,Gloria.Oh.

你怎么还在这儿Whatareyoustilldoinghere?

拿绿卡的办法多了肯定还有更容易的There'sgottobeaneasierwaytogetagreencard.

唐尼伯伯Hey,uncleDonnie,

你今晚会来我的校园音乐会么areyoucomingtomyschoolconcerttonight?

-这个嘛-最多就一个小时-Well...-It'sanhour,tops.

我肯定去...wouldn'tmissit.

我找不到我的电话了Hey,youknow,IthinkImisplacedmyphone.

你能用你的手机打我的吗Couldyoucallmeonyours?

我手机在包的最底下Myphone'satthebottomofmybag.

为什么不用你家里的电话打呢Whydon'tyouuseyourhomephone?

得了吧这很简单Oh,comeon.It'ssimple.

你要干嘛Whatareyoudoing?

我要电话Iwantthephone.

你放手怎么样Howaboutyouletgo,you--

把电话给我唐尼Givemethephone,Donnie!

你还以为你能放倒我么Youstillthinkyoucantakeme?

!

怎么了你就这种水平吗What?

Isthisallyougot,huh?

我要你的嘴尝尝老子拳头的滋味I'mgonnawashyourmouthoutwithfist.

我真不明白这种兄弟情艾玛Idon'tunderstandthisrelationship,Emma.

艾玛Hey,Emma.

做这场表演就像是Doingthisshow,itfeelslike

我们成为了一个小家庭是吧we'vebecomelikealittlefamily,huh?

你是说你就像是我兄弟一样么Youmeanlikeyou'remybrother?

不不不是No.N-no,Idon't.

不Oh,no!

他们回来了恐龙武器They'reback--dinosaurarms!

现在可不是个好时候卢克Thisisn'tagoodtime,Luke.

这可真是搞笑Thatishilarious.

半人半恐龙Halfboy,halft-rex.

身处人兽两界之间Onefootinbothworlds,

而为两界所不容Wantedbyneither.

卢克你把衣服撑大的方法真不错Luke,that'sagreatwaytostretchoutashirt.

好了好了休息结束了大家伙儿Okay,okay!

Break'sover,everyone!

让我们从头再来一遍Let'stakeitfromthetop.

听着因为演出时间是20分钟Listen,we'rerunning20minuteslong,

所以我们要去掉宝莱坞部分继续演Sowe'regonnagoaheadandcuttheBollywoodnumber.

我能离开了吗我足球练习迟到了CanIgo?

I'mlateforsoccerpractice.

你知道还有谁错过了足球练习吗德尔罗伊Youknowwhoelsemissedsoccerpractice,Delroy?

《吉屋出租》的演员们而他们赢得了东尼奖Thecastof"Rent."AndnowtheyhaveaTony.

东尼奖是美国百老汇舞台剧界最高荣誉奖

我们也有一位东尼WehaveaTony.

你太搞笑了Youaresofunny.

不会吧Seriously?

喂Hello?

甜心他们把车开来了吗Hey,honey.Didtheydropthevanoffyet?

刚刚开来Yeah,alittlewhileago.

看起来怎么样How'sitlook?

信不信由你Uh,well,believeitornot,

我忍住了不去看Ihaveresistedthetemptationtolook.

海莉的事情搞得我有点头大ThiswholeHaleythinghasgotmealittlepreoccupied.

我们正要去吃饭We'reonourwayouttolunchrightnow.

关于那个我有个看法Aboutthat,I'vebeenthinking.

大学还早着呢Collegeisstillawaysaway.

我觉得应该让海莉自己考虑IsayweleaveHaleyalone.

我们越是给她压力她越是反抗Themorewepush,themoreshe'llpushback.

我就是要给她压力I'mgonnapush.

我坚决支持AndIsupportthat.

也只有老爹能把我们的车搞得更丑Onlydadcanmakeourminivanevenlamer.

不好意思你在搞啥Excuseme.Whatareyoudoing?

我要把这车开到水库里面去I'mdrivingthisthingtothereservoir.

我叫你跳车你就跳JustjumpwhenIsayjump.

亲爱的坐过去Honey,slideover.

靠这种蹩脚广告怎么能卖出房子Howisthisstupidadsupposedtosellhousesanyway?

你也听你爸说过Youheardyourfather.

他不只是在卖房子He'snotjustsellinghouses...

他是在宣传我们He'ssellingus.

我的朋友会怎么想Whataremyfriendsgonnathink?

他们会想Theyaregonnathink

你在帮你老爸捞钱thatyou'rehelpingyourfatherputfoodonthetable.

-椅子坏了吗-算是吧-Ay,isthechairbroken?

-Almost.

我那个贪便宜吃白食的哥哥Thatcheap,freeloadingbrotherofmine

老是对我的上好苏格兰威士忌恋恋不忘can'tkeephishandsoffmygoodScotch,

你看我把威士忌放那里So,yousee,IplacedthatScotchthere.

只要我哥哥一屁股坐上面椅子就会立马散架Mybrothersitsinthischair,goesoutfromunderhim--

啪嗒杰作呀Bam!

--Masterpiece.

你就让你兄弟摔倒把酒洒了吗Soyoumakeyourbrotherfallandspillhisdrink?

我也不想让酒跟着遭殃但计划就是这样Well,Idon'twanttojinxit,butthat'stheplan.

你们俩怎么都那么小气Whyareyoubothsomean?

我长大的地方兄弟互相尊敬WhereIcomefrom,brothersrespecteachother.

所以说哥伦比亚才是"世外桃源"That'swhyColombiaissuchapeacefulutopia.

两位小姐你们好Hello,ladies.

嘿衣服不错Hey,niceshirt.

你去买衣服的地方有卖男人衣服吗Dotheysellmen'sclotheswhereyougotthat?

有意思因为妇女一向地位低下That'sfunnybecausewomenaresoinferior.

你真没品位Yougotnotaste.

我专门为了梅莱尼的洗礼买的IboughtthisforMelanie'sbaptism.

梅莱尼是谁Who'sMelanie?

迈克的孩子我的孙女Michael'skid,mygranddaughter.

哦忘了跟艾琳说我平安抵达了Oh,IforgottotellIreneIlandedsafely.

喂Hello?

你怎么能不知道Howcouldyounotknow

你自己的兄弟有孙女了thatyourownbrotherhadagranddaughter?

我好像知道Iprobablyknew.

你怎么能连家人的事情都不记得了Howcanyouforgetwhenhe'sfamily?

我有29个堂兄弟姐妹我能一一道来Ihave29cousins,andIknowthemall--

罗莎·玛琳娜歌洛莉亚·玛琳娜RosaMarina,GloriaMaria,

-维罗妮卡·玛琳娜何塞·维森特-够了够了-VeronicaMaria,JoseVicente-Okay,okay,okay.

你想说什么What'syourpoint?

你破坏椅子你跟他打架Youdothechair,youdothefighting,

但是你们就是不了解对方Butyoudon'tknoweachother.

悲剧啊It'ssad.

听着虽然我跟我哥哥的交流方式Look,Imaynottalktomybrother

与你和你的姐妹的不一样thewayyoutalktoyoursisters,

但是相信我我们有我们的友爱方式Butbelieveme,we'recloseinourownway.

你上次见他是什么时候Whenwasthelasttimethatyousawhim?

我们见面没那么容易因为他住在Well,that'snoteasy,'causehelivesup...

看吧我想说水牛城来着See,IwanttosayBuffalo.

我想说的是AllI'msaying

多接受点教育没什么不好的isthatthere'snodownsidetomoreeducation.

我早就知道你开车带我出来另有所图Iknewthiscarridewasatrap.

看见没有Seethat?

从这句话我就知道你有多聪明Thatrightthere