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英语角色扮演情景对话
英语角色扮演情景对话
四人小品《教室那些事》
超级搞笑的四人无厘头校园小品
文章末尾有中文对照
Fourpeoplewulitoufunnycampussketchplay"theclassroomofthosethings"
Character:
ABCD(fourmale)
Location:
theclassroom
Time:
morning
Props:
desk,chair,mop,cellphones,etc...
Opening!
A(withAcoupleofbookunderAyawnfacetiredapproach):
thehappydays,thatfilltheholdtosleep.Aye,haven'ttoclass,theelderbrothertosleep.(bookcushiononthetabletosleep)
B(afterawhile,dozentelephoneadmission):
?
Isay...Youoweme5millionyouryaexactlyisit?
Ah?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
ThattodayIlastwarningyou!
Youdon'talso!
Idon't!
...(saythatfinish,willthrowinmobilephoneonthedesk)
B(lookingatA,regrets)alas,oldAistheoldA,eatsatisfiedslept,wishhiminAdreamallthewaywalkgood,amen!
B(pickingupthephone):
say,givesmallbeautifulaphone...
C(draggedbrokenmop,saidtheaudience):
IcanimaginetheteacherintheexaminationpaperatthemouthwhenIchangetheshapeofthebleeding7frothy,too,anditisnowonderthattheteacherwillfineIwipeamonthfloor...Well,sometimesIjustdon'tunderstand,whydon'tyouhireaschoolcleanworkers?
Thisincreaseinjobsremaining,wecanalsotakethetimetobubblegirl!
ShouHuasaid:
Agirlnotbubble,nota,seethegirlwillbubble,punish.Aye,howtoapplauseissolittle?
B:
...Isaidsmallbeautifulah,onedayyounamewillappearinmyregisteredpermanentresidencethisgettingon,beforeweputtheyoungdidsomethingverybaddoit,inafewyears!
...
C(joking):
hey,Belderbrotherandbeautyinthephonecall?
Listentoname,notyesterdaythatwhatlittledream!
!
!
!
!
B:
SHH...Gotogoto,findexcrementisnot?
(hurriedlyonphone)...Ah?
Benotisnot,isnotwhatsmalldream,youlistentowrong!
Alas...Youlistentome...Feed...(hangup)
B:
smallC,brotherandhowmanytimesyousay!
Don'tintheelderbrotherandMM...
B&C:
(Cfallbacksuchasflow)ganciagnioldernymphossureknowhowhotwater,andtheyhavenodevotionsmellhungerunconventionalfairytodietobotherelderbrother...
C:
heyhey
B:
well,youdon'tknow,toabachelor'ssection,theelderbrotherwhenthebachelor,theelderbrotherisatraditionalman,sohasbeensupportthreewifeandfourconcubinesystem,smallCo,(takeoutbook"playboy")wanttolookattheflowersflowerisnot?
Longago,aswordswingtheworld;Now"amean"wildworld.Duetogotothetoiletto...toresearch
C(falsebesufferingoutfit):
oh,hownotbashfulseeinbroaddaylightandthebook!
(tohimself)well,Iwaswatchingorlook?
Orsee?
Seeistosee?
Alas,Iwillnotlow,butyouweartoolittle...Well,Belderbrother,bytheway,whyshouldIseeinthetoilet?
B:
comeon,truedon'tknoworfalsedon'tknow!
Manallknow!
Youknow
C:
heyhey,Belderbrother,Ireallydon'tknow...
B(etc):
thetoilettocooloff,whichpleasantlycoolwhichstayto...
C:
well...
A(confused):
noisy?
Well,noisy?
Alsoletpeoplegotobed?
Icanbeafewseconds...Hundredsofthousandsoffluctuation,delayzasleeping,...Just...(sleep)
B:
scared!
OldAistheoldA,stilldaretofrightenelderbrother!
Couldhehavetoday'sfloatsoft?
Issuchaconfident?
C:
Belderbrother,Abrotherdaretoscareyou,orwhilehesleep,wegotopleasehimtoeattwonoodles.
B:
gotogoto,littlecome,youryapoorgetonlyatrouserscha,whichcomemoneypleasehimtoeatnoodles?
C:
well,wecanaskhimtoeatwithtearsandwerecrying.
B:
well,ok,theelderbrotherwouldliketoeaticecream,yougiveelderbrothertobuyato.
C:
well,Belderbrother,yousaidanarticlewiththepoortrouserscha,haha,whichcomethemoneytobuytheicecream?
B:
youpig,lasttimenotteachyouyaaspell?
Tosellicecreamthattheoldmansaid:
dayspirittounclespirittospiritspiritinanicecream.
C:
...Uh,oh!
Iwentto.(walkwhilesaid)alas,mylifeishalftheotherhalfisbadluckdealwithit
(Creadytoexit,Dsad-facedplaying)
C(smile):
Dearly!
D(lookingatC,suddenlyquestioned):
gotoyourheartofway?
C(jump):
?
Don'tdon'tdonot...Youdon'tcome,youcomeovertogush.
D(tocryform):
Ibebrokenhearted,youaremalicioushappyisnot?
C:
shout!
!
D:
what'sthematter?
Quicksayoutmakesushappyhappy...(theDpulltochair,sat)
D(tocry):
5555...SmallXrunwithotherpeople,withjustnowIsendtextmessagessaybreakup...
A(confused):
yeah,and...
C(exclusivereactioncomeovertoAsays):
areyoutired?
Tiredofday!
Comfortableispreparedforthedead,sleep!
well
A(murkynodded,sleeping)
C:
(fromdogreat)saythatsee,whichbastarddaretorobmybrotherofwoman?
Alsodon'tsee(gestures)todon'thavelongwhenround,I'lltianmameteorsboxing...Brotherandyousay,youdon'thavetoworryabout,theelderbrotherofgodshinesinthebeautifulpostureofthemomentwhenchoppershandcutwire,allthewaywithlightningsparks,nothingelderbrotherputrough!
Said,whoisit!
D:
isXXX.
C:
ah?
!
XXX?
Theschoolthebrother-in-lawofzadrybrother'snephew'sfourbigauntofthegrandsonofclassmate?
Well,
IsuddenlyrememberedBbrotheraskedmetobuyhimanicecream,that,andthefinishedthecallBelderbrother,Iwillhelpyouandhe'dsay,wellwell
B:
(onphone)...?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Xiaojing,alas,believeme,myloveforyouislikeclimbingtotractortocoaxvictorious,yousay?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Wedon'tfit?
I'mpoor?
Alas..Also,asachild,Ithehomebepoorandcan'taffordthebike,somyfatherboughtmeahelicoptertowalking...?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Appropriate?
Oh...Smallbeautiful?
YouhearwhosaidsheandI?
(righteousnessiswords)tellyou,I'matraditionalman!
Alwayssupportmonogamy....Alas,youdon'tknow,oncehadaterriblelovebeforeme,butIcan'ttaketocherishuntilonethousand,thepartyhidethepastthehundredsandrocky,betweenthismortalworldthemostterriblethingofthis,Ihopegoddon'tgivemethisopportunityonceagain,Iwanttosmallbeautifulsaid,myinthemindonlysmallquiet,ifIhadtoavoidthisterribleinlovewithaddadeadline,Ihopeitistenthousandyears!
...What,smallbeautifulinnexttoyou?
Stillhasbeenlistening?
...Feed...(off)
Alas,,happytimealwaysflies!
Foronlysighsandendlessfeeling,whenhappinesstoknockatthedoor,probablyIamnotathome?
C(aflattering):
BelderbrotherBelderbrother,haha,youphoneafter?
That,tellyousomethingha.
B:
(notbadvexed)say,crap.
C:
haha,thelittleDgirlfriendbesnatchedaway!
Youfirstexplainandconvincehisadvice,Igiveyougetaicecreamtofirst!
(off)
B:
what?
SmallDyoucome!
Whatcircumstanceagain?
Don'tputmybrotherinBeyes!
Daretorobmydaughter-in-law'sbrother,uh,no,daretorobmybrother'sdaughter-in-law,alsodon'tsee(gestures)todon'thavelongwhenround,I'lltianmameteorsboxing...Brotherandyousay,youdon'thavetoworryabout,theelderbrotherofgodshinesinthebeautifulpostureofthemomentwhenchoppershandcutwire,allthewaywithlightningsparks,nothingelderbrotherputrough!
Said,whoisit!
(saidtomaintainandCbeganwhentheactionoftoneandconsistent)
D:
oh,forgetit,Belderbrother,life,isinjuredside,thesideoflearntobestrong.ButIsoyoung,whichcomesomuchbruises?
B:
thatcannotline,althoughliveintragedythatgodwantsyoutostriveconstantlyforself-improvementbutdotheelderbrotherIcan'tturn!
Thisyeardon'twantnotafraid,afraidshameless,howcountriesdidn'ttakehisfacetoresearchbodyarmor?
Langlanginbroaddaylightrecognizedrobmybrother'swife.!
!
!
!
!
Who!
D(touchedon,laypronetoBcry):
Belderbrother,that'sverykindofyou!
!
!
!
!
!
5555
B(comfort):
okok,smallD,dozensofyearsyesstillheelladieslike,don'tcry.Don'tcry.Quicktogiveelderbrothersaywho!
D:
isXXX.
B:
XXX?
Theschoolthebrother-in-lawofzadrybrother'snephew'sfourbigauntofthegrandsonofclassmate?
Well,it'sanicedaytoday!
IthoughtsuddenlyItwopairsofsocksforgettowash,thelittleD,Ihavesomethingwillgofirst!
Haha!
Toodles!
!
!
!
!
(flash)
D:
(down)aye!
(atthistime,Dcellphonestoinformation!
)
D:
(readinginformation)dearD,sorry,begantobreakuptheinformationIsendthewrongman!
D:
ah?
!
!
!
!
!
!
SmallXIneedtoexplain!
!
!
!
!
!
(torunend)
A(afterAwhile,up,holdAstretch):
oh,holdtheabdominalmusclestrainstratch.......Bookstousedwhenthepartyhateless(finishingbooks),sleepto(seetable)afternoonorearly.(lookattheaudience)yi,sopeople!
!
!
!
!
Well,Ifeelalittlehungry,IthinkIstillgobacktomarketsconversedalllivingcreaturesgo!
(off)
Closing!
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!
!
中文对照:
人物:
ABCD(四男)
地点:
教室
时间:
上午
道具:
课桌、椅子、拖把、手机等....
开幕!
A(拿着几本书打着呵欠一脸疲惫进场):
这幸福的日子啊,就是吃饱了撑着去睡觉。
诶、还没上课,哥先睡会儿。
(书垫在桌子上睡)
B(过了会儿,打着电话入场):
啊?
我说...你欠我的500万你丫到底还还不还的?
啊?
什么?
那我今天最后一次警告你!
你再不还!
我就不要了!
...(说完,将手机扔在课桌上)
B(看着A,感慨)唉,老A就是老A,吃饱就睡,祝他在梦中一路走好,阿门!
B(拿起手机):
诶,给小丽打个电话...
C(拖着把破拖把入场,对着观众说):
我能想象老师在改我试卷时口吐白沫七窍流血的模样,也很难怪老师会罚我擦一个月地板...唉,我有时候就是搞不明白,学校怎么不请个清洁工人呢?
这样在增加工作岗位之余,我们也能抓紧时间去泡妞嘛!
熟话说:
有妞不泡,大逆不道,见妞就泡,替天行道。
诶、怎么掌声就这么点儿啊?
B:
...我说小丽啊,总有一天你的名字会出现在我家的户口本上,趁着我们年轻把该干的坏事都干了吧,没几年啦!
...
C(开玩笑):
哟,B哥在和美女打电话呢?
听名字,不是昨天那个什么小梦啊!
B:
嘘...去去去,找屎是不?
(连忙对着电话)....啊?
不是不是,不是什么小梦,你听错啦!
唉...你听我说....喂喂喂...(挂断)
B:
小C,哥跟你说多少次啦!
不要在哥和MM...
B&C:
(C倒背如流)干柴烈火如狼似虎水深火热缠缠绵绵难舍难分饥寒交迫高歌猛进欲仙欲死的时候打扰哥...
C:
嘿嘿
B:
唉,你不知道,为了过光棍节,哥当了光棍,哥是一个传统的男人,所以一直支持三妻四妾制,小C啊,(拿出本儿《花花公子》)想看花花是不?
古时,一剑闯荡天下;如今“一贱”放荡世界。
自个去厕所随便研究去...
C(假作苦难装):
哎呀、在大白天咋好意思看这种书啊!
(自言自语)呃、我是看还是看呢?
还是看呢?
看是看呢?
唉、不是我意志低,而是你们穿