高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本814 The One With The Se.docx
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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本814TheOneWithTheSe
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[Scene:
TheHallway,PhoebewalksuptoandknocksonChandlerandMonica’sdoor.]
Monica:
（opensthedoorwearingarobe,butleavesthechainon）Hey,what’sup?
Phoebe:
Well,Ileftmyguitarhereagain.
Monica:
Oh,okay.No
problem.
Phoebe:
Okay.（Monicaclosesthedoor,getstheguitar,andthenhandsitout.）
Monica:
Okay.
Phoebe:
Oh.
Mon
ica:
Hereyougo.
Phoebe:
Okay.
Monica:
Okay.
Phoebe:
Great!
Umm…（MonicaclosesthedooragainandPhoebeknocksagain.）
Monica:
What?
!
Phoebe:
Sodoyouwanttohangoutorsomething?
Monica:
Phoebe!
Youkindacaughtmeatabadtime.
Phoebe:
OhareyouandChandler…
Monica:
Yes!
Exactly.
Phoebe:
Okay.Doyouguyswantmetoplayforyou?
Monica:
（laughs）
No.（ClosesthedoorasChandlerwalksup.）
Chandler:
HeyPheebs,what’sup?
Phoebe:
YouaskanintriguingquestionChandlerBing.
（ChandlerletsherintotheapartmentandrevealsthatMonicaisgettingamassagefromanotherwoman.）
Phoebe:
OhmyGod!
You’regettingamassage!
Youneverletmemassageyou!
!
Monica:
Phoebe,Icanexplain!
Phoebe:
Youtoldmeyouhatemassages!
Chandler:
Buystamps,pickupdrycleaning…Don’tletPhoebein.
Phoebe:
Ican’tbelievethis!
Howlongasthisbeengoingon?
Monica:
Wellumm,Alexandrahasbeen…
Phoebe:
Oh,ithasaname?
Monica:
Phoebe,don’tgetupset!
Phoebe:
Okay—Oop!
Toolate!
I’mleaving!
ComeonChandlerlet’sgo!
（Shestormsout.）
Chandler:
Well,PhoebeIthoughtI’d—（OffPhoebe’slook）—Yeah,whatthehell.（ExitswithPhoebe.）
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
Joey’sBedroom,JoeyishavingadreamaboutRachelgivingbirthwithhimasthefather.]
Joey:
Ohokay,okay!
Onemorepush!
Onemorepush!
Comeonhoney,we’realmostthere!
We’realmostthere!
Rachel:
OhJoey,I’msohappythingsworkedoutforusthatwe’rehavingthisbabytogether.Iloveyousomuch.
Joey:
Oh,Iloveyoutoo.
Rachel:
AndIhopeit’snotaninappropriatetimetosaythisbut,you’rethebestsexIeverhad.
Joey:
That’salwaysappropriate!
（Backtothematterathand）Oh,okay.Onemorepush!
Onemorepush!
（Finally,thebabyisdeliveredandstartscrying.）
Doctor:
Oh,hereisyourbeautifulbaby.Congratulations!
（ShehandsthebabytoJoeywhopullsd
owntheblankettorevealRoss’sfacewherethebaby’sshouldbe.）
Ross:
（crying）Ihopeyou’reabetterfatherthanyou’reafriend!
!
（CriesagainandJoeywakesupinhorror.）
Rachel:
（burstsintotheroom）Joey!
Joey!
Joey:
What?
What’sgoingon?
Rachel:
Comefeelthis!
Comefeelmybelly!
Joey:
Aaaah…
Rachel:
Joey!
Thebabyiskickingforthefirsttime!
Willyoupleasecomefeelthis?
!
Joey:
Really?
!
Rachel:
Yes!
（Joeystartstogetupbutstops.）
Joey:
Oh,y’knowwhat?
Maybeuh,you…youshouldcometome.I’manot,I’mnotwearinganybottoms.
Rachel:
Oh,okay!
（Shegoesovertohimandhefeelsherbelly.）
Joey:
Ohmy,ohmyGod!
Rachel:
Aw,it’sunbelievable!
Wow!
Sheiskickingsomuch!
Oh,she’slikeumm…oh…who’sthatkindofannoyinggirlsoccerplayer?
Joey:
MiaHamm?
Rachel:
MiaHamm!
Joey:
Ohthat’samazing.（Dropsthesheet.）
Rachel:
（lookingdown）Oh-oh!
!
OnehandonthesheetJoe!
Joey:
Whoa-hey-oh!
Sorry!
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,MonicahasopenedanotherweddingpresentasChandlerenters.]
Chandler:
Heybabe.
Monica:
Hihoney.WejustgotaweddinggiftfromBobandFayeBing;theydon’tlikeusdothey?
（Theygavethemapok-a-dottedpunchbowl.）
Chandler:
Whosaysyoucan’tgetanicepunchbowlforundersixbucks?
Maybewecantakeitback?
Monica:
No,itdoesn’tsaywhereitcamefrom.Wherewouldwereturnit?
Chandler:
Howabouttothestreetsayfromthebalcony?
Monica:
Whydon’twejustfindaplaceforit?
Chandler:
Okay.Howaboutinthatcabinet?
Monica:
No!
That’swherewekeepthecannedgoods!
Haveyoucompletelyforgotteneverythingyoulearnedatorientation?
Chandler:
Howabouttheclosetbythebathroom?
（Thesecretgreendoorbythebathroom.）
Monica:
Oh,okay.Here,whydon’tyouletmedoit?
Chandler:
Ohno-no-no,Iwilldoit.Honey,youhavetolearntositdownandrelaxandletyourhusbandtakecareofthingsonceandawhile.（Triesthedoor.）It’slocked,youhavetohelpme.Whyisitlocked?
Monica:
Noreason.I-Ikeepprivatethingsinthere.
Chandler:
Ohy’know,I’vebeenlivinghereawhileandI’veneverseenwhat’sinsidethatcloset.Whatis,whatisinthere?
Monica:
Femininestuff.
Chandler:
Don’ttrytomakemeuncomfortablewithfemininestuff!
Monica:
Chandler,thereisnothingintherethatconcernsyou!
Ifyoulovemeyou-you’llletitgo.
Chandler:
Fine.
Monica:
Thankyou!
（HetriesthedooragainandMonicaglaresathim.）
Chandler:
（walkingcasuallyaway）Loveyou.
Phoebe:
（entering）HelloChandler,lovelydayhuh?
（ToMonica）You!
Chandler:
PhoebeifithelpsAlexandrahasonlybeenmassagingMonicaforlikethreeyears.（PhoeberollshereyesandwalksawayandMonicaglaresathim.）If!
Isaid,"Ifithelps!
"（Goestothebedroom.）
Phoebe:
Whywon’tyouletmemassageyou?
Monica:
Wellit’s…ImeanI’djust—I’dbeself-conscious.You’remyfriend;I’dbenaked.
Phoebe:
Monica!
Welivedtogetherforyears!
I’veseenyounaked!
Monica:
That’sdifferent,wewereroommates!
Andwhen?
!
Phoebe:
I’mcuriousaboutthehumanbody.
Monica:
Hey,comeonPhoebe,youcanunderstandwhythiswouldbeweirdforme.
Phoebe:
ButI’maprofessional!
AndI’mreallygood!
Look,ifyou’reuncomfortablewecanstop.Justgivemeachance,okay.Please?
Monica:
Okay,ifitmeansthatmuchtoyou…
Phoebe:
Itdoes!
Howwouldyoufeelifyoucouldn’tshareyourcooking?
Or-orimaginehowRosswouldfeelifhecouldn’tteachusaboutdragons.
Monica:
Dinosaurs.
Phoebe:
Potato,potaato.
[Scene:
CentralPerk,JoeyandRachelarethereasRossenters.]
Ross:
Hey!
Joey:
HeyRoss!
Thebaby’skicking!
Ross:
What?
!
Itis?
!
（Hetriestoquicklyremovehisgloves,butrunsintotroubleandfinallythrowsthemoffofhishandslikeahockeyplayerinafightandgrabsRachel’sbelly.）
Rachel:
It’snotkickingrightnow.Althoughwewouldlovetoseeyoudo（Mimicshim）thatagain.
Ross:
Hey,when-whenwasitkicking?
Whathappened?
Rachel:
Lastnight!
IjustfeltitandIwentintoJoey’sroomandhewassleeping…
Joey:
Adreamlesssleep.
Ross:
MyGod,thebaby’skicking.That’sgreat.AlthoughI…kindawishI-Iwould’vebeentheretofeelthekickingforthefirsttimey’know.
Joey:
WellIgotstuffgoingoninhere（Rubbinghisbelly）ifyouwannafeel.
Ross:
Look,I-Idon’twanttomissanymorebabystuff.So…Here.Here’smynewpagernumber,okay?
Anytimeanythingpregnancyrelatedhappensuseit!
I’llbethere!
Okay?
Idon’tcareifit’sthreeinthemorningandallyouwantisicecream.
Joey:
Wow!
CanIgetacopyofthat?
[Scene:
Phoebe'sApartment,MonicaislyingonthemassagetablewaitingforPhoebe.]
Phoebe:
（callingfromherroom）Areyouunderthesheet?
Monica:
Yes.
（Phoebeturnsonsomemusicandgrabssomeoil.）
Phoebe:
（inasoothingvoice）Great,let’sbegin.（Shestartsthemassage.）How’sthepressure?
Monica:
Nice!
WowPhoebeyouaregood!
Phoebe:
Statingtheobvious,butthankyou.Andit’snotweirdisit.
Monica:
No.Ooohh…
Phoebe:
That’sright,youjustenjoy.
Monica:
（inasexyvoice）Oh.Ohyeah!
Ohhhhh!
Ohh!
Ohyeah!
Phoebe:
（gettinguncomfortable）Okay.
Monica:
OhGodPhoebe!
!
（Phoebecoversoneear.）Ohthat’sit!
That’sit!
Rightthere!
Oh!
（Triestocovertheotherear.）Ooooh-oooh-ooooh…（Coversbothearsandcontinuesthemassagewithherelbows.）
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,Chandlerhasaboxofkeysandistryingthemonthesecretclosetwhensomeoneenters.]
Chandler:
Iwasn’ttryingtoopenyourcloset!
Iwasn’ttryingtoopenyourcloset!
Iswear!
（RunningintothekitchenandseesitsJoey.）
Joey:
Whoa,Monicarunsaprettytightshipoverhere.Whatareyoudoing?
Chandler:
Monicahasasecretclosetandshewon’tletmeseewhat’sinit.
Joey:
Whynot?
Chandler:
Idon’tknow!
WhatcouldshepossiblybehidinginherethatIcan’tsee?
!
Joey:
Idon’tknow.Ooh,Ibetit’sRichard.
Chandler:
WhywouldMonicabekeepingRichardinhere?
Joey:
Welloffthetopofmyheaduhh,maybeshe’shavinghercakeandeatingittoo.YoubeingthecakeandRichardbeingthetoo.Or!
Chandler:
Andherewego…
Joey:
Isawthismovieoncewheretherewasadoorandnooneknewwhatwasbehindit,andwhentheyfinallygotitopenmillionsandmillionsandmillionsofbugscamepouringoutandtheyfeastedonhumanflesh.Y’knowitwouldn’tkillyatorespectyourwife’sprivacy!
（Hewalksawayandintohisapartmentandlooksthedoor.）Stupidclosetfullofbugs!
Rachel:
Joey.Joey,somethingfeelsweirdandnotgoodweird.Idon’t—Whoa!
!
（Wincesinpain.）
Joey:
Ohheywhoa-whoa,don’tworry.Okay.Whenmysisterswerepregnanttheygoteveryweirdfeelinginthebook,itwasalwaysnothing.
Rachel:
Really?
Joey:
Absolutely.But,we’regonnastopbythehospitaljusttobesure,okay?
I’llp
ageRossontheway.Comeon.
Rachel:
Okay.OhGod—Ow!
—Oo!
Joey:
OkayRach-Rach-Rac
hlookatme,lookatme,everything’sgonnabefine,trustme.Okay.Takemyhand.Herewego.（Rachelgrabshishand.）Owwcrushingbones!
[Scene:
TheHospital,JoeyisinthewaitingroomasRachelcomesbackoutwiththedoctor.]
Joey:
Hey!
So?
Dr.Long:
She’sfine.She’sexperiencingBraxton-Hickscontractions,milddiscomfortcausedbycontractionsintheuterinewall.
Rachel:
Hmm,milddiscomfort.SoItakeityou’vehadoneoftheseBraxtonthingies?
Joey:
Sobuteverythingisnormal.
Dr.Long:
Absolutely.
Joey:
And-andthere’snodangertoherandthebaby?
Dr.Long:
No-no.Contractionscanbeunnervingifyoudon’tknowwhattheyare,butshe’sfine.
Rachel:
Th
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