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SOUTHPARK1101

SOUTHPARK

11X01-WITHAPOLOGIESTOJESSEJACKSON

OriginalAirdate（COM）:

07-MAR-2007

WRITTENBYMATTSTONE&TREYPARKER

DIRECTEDBYMATTSTONE&TREYPARKER

TRANSCRIPTPROVIDEDBY"TWIZTV.COM-FREETVSCRIPTSDATABASE"

ORIGINALLYTRANSCRIBEDFORTHESOUTHPARKSCRIPTORIUM

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DISCLAIMER:

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SUMMARY:

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Newcasesofpeopleusingthe"N"wordareontherise.RandyMarshsetsitoffwhenheuttersthewordonWheelofForture.Stantriestoapologize,butToken,whosawtheshowwithhisfamily,doesn'tacceptit.Whilethecitizensof"SouthPark"mustcontendwiththewidespreaduseoftheracialslur,Cartmanfightsamidget,butcan'thelplaughingathimeverytimeheseeshim.

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TRANSCRIPT:

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[WheelofFortune.Thegraphicsrollby.]

Announcer:

AndnowbacktoWheelofFortune!

[ThecameraclosesinonRandy,who'sgothishandsclenched,histhumbsup,andabiggrinonhisface.Hepumpshisfistssoftly.Anewcarwaitsbehindhimtowinit]

PatSajak:

Allright,Randy,congratulationsonmakingitallthewaytothebonusround!

Randy:

Thanks,Pat!

PatSajak:

You'vegotsomefamilywatchingheretonight.[ashotofSharon,Shelley,andStanintheaudience.Sharonwaves,thenclaps.Stanwaves]

Randy:

Yeah,they'reallrootingforme.

PatSajak:

AndI'msureyouhavelotsoffriendswatchingbackhome?

[Thetownbar.Acrowdhasgatheredtowatchtheshow.KyleandIkearetherewiththeirparents,Buttersistherewithhis]

Randy:

Yeah.Hi,everybodywatchinginSouthPark!

Jimbo:

That'sus!

Steven:

Hehey!

[boththumbsup]

Man1:

[amidotherchatter,voiceonly]HeyRandy!

Jimbo:

Goodluck!

[Backtothestudio.]

PatSajak:

Welllet'sseeifyoucan'tmakeeveryoneproud.Thecategoryis[thewordsappearonscreenasVannaWhitegetsreadytoturnthelettersontheboard]PeopleWhoAnnoyYou.

Randy:

Okay.[deepexhale]

PatSajak:

Asalways,wegiveyouthelettersR,T,S,L,andE.[SomeoftheletterslightupblueandVannaturnsthemaround:

ERS]Wejustneedthreemoreconsonants,andavowel.

Randy:

OkayI'dlikeaB,anN,andaG.

PatSajak:

Andavowel?

Randy:

[quicklycrosseshisfingersinbothhandsandgritshisteeth]AnOplease.

PatSajak:

Okay,well,lookslikeyou'regonnagetalotofhelphere.[moreletterslightupblueandVannaturnsthemaround.Randyclapssoftly]ThecategoryisPeopleWhoAnnoyYou.[thelettersareNGG,butnoO:

N_GGERS.Randystopsclapping]Audience,keepquiet,please.[oneofthecameramenpeeksoutfrombehindthecamera-he'sblack]

Randy:

Uh...Well,uh...

PatSajak:

Tenseconds,Mr.Marsh.

Randy:

IiiknowitbutIdon'tthinkIshouldsayit.

PatSajak:

Fiveseconds,Mr.Marsh.

Randy:

Ohallrightuh,I'dliketosolvethepuzzle!

[beat]Niggers!

[theaudienceisstonequiet.Theblacksinitareangry.Randygetsthebuzzerforthewrongansweranddropshisarms.]Huh?

[Vannagoestoturnthelastletteraround-A-thenwalksbacktoherpostandlooksattheground]Ohhh...

Stan:

[covershiseyes]Oooo.[SharonandShelleyarestunned]

Randy:

[subdued]Ohnaggers.Ofcourse,naggers.[sheepishgrin]Right.

PatSajak:

[awkwardly]Uhh,canwecuttoa...Canwecuttoa-[thestationgoesofftheair.Thebarpatronsareconfused]

[Ontheroadbackhome.Stanstillhashishandoverhiseyes.Sharonhashereyesclosedandherheadinherrighthand]

Randy:

[sniffs,then]Well?

Gaveitmybestshot.Leastwehadafuntrip,huh,gang?

Sharon:

Ican'tbelieveyousaidtheNwordonnationaltelevision.

Randy:

What?

WellwhatwasIsupposedtodo,Sharon?

IthoughtIwasgonnamake$30,000!

Stanley,theonlyreasonDaddyusedthatwordisthathethoughthewouldwinmoney.

[SouthParkElementary,morning.Thekidsarriveatschool.]

[SouthParkElementaryhallway.Stan,Kyle,CartmanandKennywalkintoview.]

Kyle:

Dude,didyourdadknowthattheshowwasbeingbroadcastlive?

Cartman:

Dude,thatwasthefunniestthingI'veeverseen.IwatcheditonYouTubeaboutsixtytimes.

Stan:

Canwejustdropthisplease?

Idon'twannatalkaboutit!

Cartman:

Yeahwell,it'snotusyouhavetoworryabout.It'sToken.{pointsatthecamera.Dramaticmusicswells.ThecamerathenlooksatToken,who'sputtingsomebooksintohislocker]Heisgonnawanttokickyourcrackerteethin.

Stan:

Nohe'snot.[looksatKyle]Ishe?

Kyle:

Idon'tknow.

Stan:

Ijustneedtoexplainthings.[walksuptoToken,who'sfinishedwiththelockerandholdsonlyabinderinhisrighthand]HeyToken.Look,Idon'tknowifyousawWheelofFortunelastnight,but-

Token:

Yeah,Iwaswatchingwithmywholefamily.Andthenwesawallthereplaysthismorninginthenews.

Stan:

Listen,Token,mydadisn'taracist.He'sjuststupid,allright?

HejustblurtedouttheNword,andit'snobigdeal,okay?

Token:

Uh,well,actuallyitiskindofabigdeal,Stan.

Cartman:

Ohhhhhhhh?

Token:

Itmaybeamistake,butyoudon'tunderstandhowitfeelswhenthatwordcomesup.Sodon'tsayitisn'tabigdeal.

Cartman:

Ohshitherewego!

[getsreallyexcitedandcutsinbetweenthem,yelling]It'son!

RACEWAR!

!

!

[goesbackandyellsatoneendofthehall]RACEWAR!

RACEWAR!

[comesbackagainandyellsattheotherendofthehall]Racewarison,everybody!

It'sgoingdown!

Shitisgoingdown!

[returns,justitchingtoseeStanandTokenfight]

Stan:

Token,mydadwasn'ttryingtobeoffensive.Justforgetaboutit.

Token:

That'seasyforyoutosay,Stan.

Cartman:

[softly]Yeah,comeon!

Herewego!

Stan:

Yeah,buthedidn'tsayitinangeroranythinglikethat.

Token:

Thatdoesn'tmeanIcanjustbefine.

Cartman:

[softly]Racewar!

Comeon!

Racewar!

Token:

Ifyoureallythinkit'snotabigdeal,thenyoureallyareignorant.That'sall.I'mnot"fighting"anybody.[turnsleftandwalksaway]

Cartman:

Tokenforfeits!

[takesStan'slefthandandholdsitupinvictory]Whiteswin!

[letsgoandtwirlsaway]Whiteswin!

[runstooneendofthehall]Racewarisover,everybody!

Whiteswonagain!

[Inanofficesomewehre,day.]

Randy:

IwanttoapologizedeeplyandsincerelyforusingtheNwordonWheelofFortune.AndIwanttoassureyouthatIamnotaracist,ReverendJackson.[ThecamerashowsJesseJacksonbehindadesk,withthreeofficialsaroundhim]

JesseJackson:

[elbowsonarmrests,handsinterlaced]Thepuzzleyouweresolvingwas"peoplewhoannoyyou."

Randy:

Wuhelllikeanybodyelsethoughtitwas"naggers."Imean,right?

JesseJackson:

Mr.Marsh,youneedtotaketimetounderstandAfrican-Americanculture,visitblackmuseums,seeblackperformersandartists.

Randy:

Oh!

AhIwill!

I'mreallydownwith[makingsurehegetsitright]African-Americans.

JesseJackson:

[thinksamoment]Doyoureallywanttoapologize?

AreyouSURE.

Randy:

Y-Yes,absolutely.

JesseJackson:

[longexhale]Verywell.Ifyouwanttoapologize,Iwillaccept.[risesfromhischairandapproachesRandy]

Randy:

Hahh,thankyou,Mr.Jackson,thankyou.

JesseJackson:

Brian,getapictureofMr.Marshapologizing.[takesoffhiscoat,rollsuphisshirtsleeves...]

Brian:

[withcamera]Readytogo,sir.

JesseJackson:

[...unzipsanddropshispants,thendropshisbriefsandstickshisassoutatRandy]Kissit.

Randy:

Huh?

JesseJackson:

Apologize.Kissit.

Randy:

Youwantmetokissyour-

JesseJackson:

That'sright.[gyrateshisbuttaround]Apologize.

Randy:

Agh,oh,okay.I'llahh...[genuflects]Lesseehereuh...

JesseJackson:

[gyrateshisbuttaroundagain]Apologize.[RandykissesJesse'sassforafewsecondsandthepictureistaken.ItappearsinnewspapersliketheNewYorkNews]

[SouthParkElementary,day,hallway.ThebellringsandStanapproachesTokenathislocker.]

Stan:

HeyToken.Ijustwantedtoletyouknowthateverythingiscoolnow.MydadapologizedtoJesseJackson.

Token:

OhIsee,soI'msupposedtofeelallbetternow.

Stan:

Well,yeah.

Token:

[throwshisbackpackintothelocker]Youjustdon'tgetit,Stan!

Stan:

Dude,JesseJacksonsaidit'sokay!

Token:

[spinsaroundangrily]JesseJackson,isnottheemperor,ofblackpeople!

[stormsaway]

Stan:

[softly]Hetoldmydadhewas...

[Theschoolgym,later.Allthestudentshavebeencalledtoassemblethere.]

Woman:

[dressedinasharpbusinesssuit]Todaywearegoingtohaveaguestspeakertalktousaboutsensitivityandthepowerofwords.[StanlooksoveratTokenintherowbeforehim]InamomentyouwillmeetDr.DavidNelson,whohasfirst-handexperienceinovercomingslander,becauseDavidishimselfalittleperson.Whoknowswhatalittlepersonis?

[Buttersraiseshishand]Yes?

Overhere?

Butters:

Amidget?

Woman:

Notexactly.Thattermisactuallyconsideredoffensive,andthat'swhyDr.Nelsongoesfromschooltoschoolgettingusalltothinkaboutwhatwesay.HehastwoPh.D.'sandhaspublishedsixbooks!

PleasewelcomeDavid