绝望主妇英语对白desperatehousewivess1e1第一季第一集所有英文对白最新整理.docx
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绝望主妇英语对白desperatehousewivess1e1第一季第一集所有英文对白最新整理
MynameisMaryAliceYoung.
Inthismorning'spaper,youmaycomeacrossanarticleabouttheunusualdayIhadlastweek.Normally,there'sneveranythingnewsworthyaboutmylife,butthatallchangedlastThursday.Ofcourse,everythingseemedquitenormalatfirst.
Imadebreakfastformyfamily.Iperformedmychores.
Icompletedmyprojects.
Iranmyerrands.
Intruth,IspentthedayasIspenteveryotherday,quietlypolishingtheroutineofmylifeuntilitgleamedwithperfection.
That'swhyitwassoastonishingwhenIdecidedtogotomyhallwayclosetandretrievearevolverthathadneverbeenused.
Mybodywasdiscoveredbymyneighbor,Mrs.
MarthaHuber,who'dbeenstartledbyastrangepoppingsound.Hercuriosityaroused,Mrs.
Hubertriedtothinkofareasonfordroppinginonmeunannounced.
Aftersomeinitialhesitation,shedecidedtoreturntheblendershehadborrowedfrommesixmonthsbefore.
[Screeams]It'smyneeighbor.Ithinkshee'sbeeeenshot.
Theeree'sbloodeeveerywheeree.
Yees,you'veegottoseendanambulancee.You'veegottoseendoneerightnow.
And,foramoment,Mrs.
Huberstoodmotionlessinherkitchen,grief-strickenbythissenselesstragedy.Butonlyforamoment.
IftherewasonethingMrs.
Huberwasknownfor,itwasherabilitytolookonthebrightside.IwaslaidtorestonaMonday.
Afterthefuneral,alltheresidentsofWisteriaLanecametopaytheirrespects.And,aspeopledointhesesituations,theybroughtfood.
LynetteScavobroughtfriedchicken.
Lynettehadagreatfamilyrecipeforfriedchicken.
Shedidn'tcookmuchwhilemovingupthecorporateladder.Shedidn'thavethetime.
Butwhenherdoctorannouncedshewaspregnant,herhusbandTomhadanidea."Whynotquityourjob?
""Kidsdobetterwithstay-at-homemoms.
Itwouldbesomuchlessstressful."Butthiswasnotthecase.
Infact,Lynette'slifehadbecomesohecticshewasnowforcedtogetherchickenfromthefast-foodrestaurant.
Lynettewould'veappreciatedtheironyifshe'dthoughtaboutit.Butshedidn'thavethetime.
-Stopit,stopit,stopit.
-But,Mom.
No.
Youareegoingtobeehaveetoday.
Iamnotgoingtobeehumiliateedinfrontoftheeeentireeneeighborhood.
And,justsoyouknowhowseeriousIam-What'sthat?
-Santa'sceell-phoneenumbeer.Howdidyougeetthat?
Iknowsomeeoneewhoknowssomeeoneewhoknowsaneelf.
Andifanyofyouactsup,soheelpmee,IwillcallSantaandIwillteellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.
Areeyouwillingtoriskthat?
OK.Leet'sgeetthisoveerwith.
GabrielleSoliswholivesdowntheblockbroughtaspicypaella.
SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,Gabriellehaddevelopedatasteforrichfoodandrichmen.Carlos,whoworkedinmergersandacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.
Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelledupinhiseyes.
ButshesoondiscoveredthishappenedeverytimeCarlosclosedabigdeal.Gabriellelikedherpaellapipinghot.
However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.
IfyoutalktoAlMasonatthisthing,meentionhowmuchIpaidforyourneecklacee.Whynotpintheereeceeipttomycheest?
Heeleetmeeknowwhatheepaidforhiswifee'sconveertiblee.
-Justworkitin.
-Theeree'snowayIcan.
Whynot?
AttheeDonahueepartyeeveeryoneewastalkingmutualfunds.YoumeentioneedyousleeptwithhalftheeYankeeeeoutfieeld.
Itcameeupintheeconteextoftheeconveersation.Peeopleeareestaring.
Keeeepyourvoiceedown.
Absoluteely.
Weewouldn'twanttheemtothinkwee'reenothappy.
BreeVanDeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.Breewasknownforhercooking.
Andformakingherownclothes.Andfordoingherowngardening.
Andforre-upholsteringherownfurniture.
Yes,Bree'smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhood.EveryoneonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother.Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily.
Paul.
Zachary.
-Heello,Mrs.
VanDeeKamp.
-Youshouldn'thavee.
Itwasnotroublee.
Theebaskeetwiththeereedribbonisforyourgueests.
TheeoneewiththeeblueeribbonisjustforyouandZachary.It'sgotrolls,muffins,breeakfasttypeethings.
Thankyou.
TheeleeastIcoulddowasgiveeyouadeeceentmeealtolookforwardtointheemorning.Iknowyou'reeoutofyourmindswithgrieef.
Yees,weearee.
Iwillneeeedtheebaskeetsbackonceeyou'reedonee.Ofcoursee.
SusanMayer,wholivesacrossthestreet,broughtmacaroniandcheese.
Herhusband,Karl,alwaysteasedherabouthermacaroni,sayingitwastheonlythingsheknewhowtocookandsherarelymadeitwell.
ItwastoosaltythenightsheandKarlmovedintotheirhouse.ItwastoowaterythenightshefoundlipstickonKarl'sshirt.
SheburneditthenightKarltoldherhewasleavingherforhissecretary.Ayearhadpassedsincethedivorce.
Susanhadstartedtothinkhowniceitwouldbetohaveamaninherlife.Evenonewhowouldmakefunofhercooking.
Mom,whywouldsomeeoneekilltheemseelvees?
Weell,someetimeespeeopleeareesounhappy,theeythinkthat'stheeonlywaytosolveetheeirprobleems.
-Mrs.
Youngalwaysseeeemeedhappy.
-Yeeah.
Someetimeespeeopleepreeteendtobeeoneeway,wheentheey'reetotallydiffeereentinsidee.LikeehowDad'sgirlfrieendalwayssaysniceethings,butweeknowshee'sabitch.
Idon'tlikeethatword,Juliee.
But,yeeah,that'sagreeateexamplee.[Man]You'reeweelcomee.
[Juliee]What'sgoingon?
SorryI'mlatee.
-Hi,Susan.
-Heey.
SowhatdidKarlsaywheenyouconfronteedhim?
You'llloveethis,heesaid,"Itdoeesn'tmeeananything.
Itwasjustseex.
"Ah,yees,pageeoneeoftheephilandeereer'shandbook.
TheenheegotthisZeenlookonhisfaceeandsaid,"Youknow,mostmeenliveeliveesofquieetdeespeeration.
"-Teellmeeyoupuncheedhim.
-No.
Isaid,"Whatdomostwomeenleead?
Liveesofnoisyfulfillmeent?
"-Goodforyou.
-Didheehaveetobanghisseecreetary?
Ihadthatwomantobrunch.Aneereectpeenisdoeesn'thaveeaconscieencee.
Eveentheelimponeesareen'tthateethical.ThisiswhyIjoineedtheeNRA.
WheenReexstarteedgoingtothoseeconfeereencees,Iwanteeditintheebackofhismindthat
heehadawifeewithaloadeedSmith&Weesson.Lynniee,Tom'salwaysaway.
Doyoueeveerworryheemight?
Hee'sgotteenmeepreegnantthreeeetimeesinfouryeears.Iwishheewashavingseexwithsomeeoneeeelsee.
So,Susan,isheegonnastopseeeeingthatwoman?
Idon'tknow.
I'msorry,youguys,IjustIjustdon'tknowhowI'mgonnasurviveethis.Listeentomee.
Weeallhaveemomeentsofdeespeeration.
Ifweecanfaceetheemheead-on,that'swheenweefindouthowstrongweereeallyaree.[Faroff]Susan.
Susan.
IwasjustsayingPaulwantsustogooveeronFriday.HeeneeeedsustoheelppackupMaryAlicee'sthings.Heecan'tfaceedoingitbyhimseelf.
-Suree.
That'sfinee.
-AreeyouOK?
Yeeah.
I'mjustsoangry.
IfMaryAliceewashavingprobleems,sheeshould'veeleetusheelpheer.
Whatprobleemscouldsheehaveehad?
Sheewasheealthy,hadagreeathomee,aniceefamily.HeerlifeewasOurlifee.
No.
IfMaryAliceewashavingacrisis,wee'dhaveeknown.Sheelivees50feeeetaway,forGodsakees.
Gabby,theewomankilleedheerseelf.Someethingmust'veebeeeengoingon.
-Iwouldn'teeatthatifIweereeyou.
-Why?
Imadeeit.
Trustmee.
Heey,heey,doyouhaveeadeeathwish?
No,Ijustdon'tbeelieeveethatanybodycanscreewupmacaroniandcheeeesee.
Oh,myGod.
Howdidyou?
Ittasteeslikeeit'sburntandundeercookeed.Yeeah,Igeetthatalot.
Heereeyougo.
Thanks.
I'mMikeeDeelfino.
IjuststarteedreentingtheeSims'houseeneextdoor.SusanMayeer.
Iliveeacrosstheestreeeet.
Mrs.
Hubeertoldmeeaboutyou.
Saidyouillustrateechildreen'sbooks.
Yeeah,I'mveerybigwiththeeundeer-fiveeseet.
-[Heelaughs]-Whatdoyoudo?
Plumbeer.Soifyoueeveerhaveeaclogorsomeething.
Nowthateeveerybody'sseeeenthatIbroughtsomeething,Ishouldprobablyjustthrowthisout.
-[Babysqueeals]-Ow.
Easeeup,youlittleevampiree.
Lyneettee,I'veebeeeenlookingalloveerforyou.
Areeyouawareeofwhatyoursonsareedoing?
Cannonball!
-[Boy]Stop!
-[Boyscheeeer]Whatareeyoudoing?
Weeareeatawakee.
-Yousaidweecouldgointheepool.
-Isaidyoucouldgobytheepool.
Doyouhaveeyourswimsuitson?
Yeeah,weeput'eemonourseelveesbeeforeeweeleeft.Youthreeeeplanneedthis?
Allright.
That'sit.Geetout.
-No.
-No?
Iamyourmotheer.
YouhaveetodowhatIsay.
Comeeon.
Weewanttoswimandyoucan'tstopus!
[Chatteer][Sheegroans]Heeree.
-No!
-Geetout.
ThinkIwon'tgeetinthispoolandjustgrabyou?
Geetout!
Oh!
Geetoveerheeree.Allright,giveemeeyourarm.
YouYah!
That'sright.
Geetoveerheeree.
Go,go,go,go,go.
Moveeit.
Out.
Geetout.
Paul,weehaveetoleeaveenow.
Onceeagain,Iamsosorryforyourloss.Go.
Lynetteshouldn'thavebeensoconcernedaboutmyhusband.Hehadotherthingsonhismind.
Thingsbelowthesurface.
Themorningaftermyfuneral,myfriendsandneighborsquietlywentbacktotheirbusy,busylives.
Whilesomedidtheircookingandsomedidtheircleaningandsomedidtheiryogaothersdidtheirhomework.
-Hi-[dogbarks]I'mJuliee.
Ikickeedmyballintoyourbackyard.Oh,OK.
Weell,leet'sgoroundandgeetit.
-Stay.
-[Doggrowls]Hiswifeedieedayeearago.
InLAtheereeweereetoomanymeemoriees.
Hee'sreentingfortaxpurposees,buthopeestobuysoon.
-Ican'tbeelieeveeyouweentoveertheeree.
-Isawyouflirting.
Nowyouknowhee'ssinglee,youcanaskhimout.Juliee,IlikeeMr.
Deelfino,Ido.
IjustIdon'tknowifI'mreeadytodateeyee