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KnockKnockJokes最完全整理全英解释上百例句
Knock-KnockJokes
Knock-knockjokesenjoyauniquespotonthehumourspectrum.Unlikecleverlimericks,quips,insults,andstories,theythriveinaone-on-onesetting,astheirdistinctivedeliveryreliesonapartnerprovidingthecorrectresponsestotheinitial"knock-knock"prompt,thussettingupthepay-offwiththepunchline.
Theknock-knockjokeisatypeofjoke,probablythebest-knownformatofthepun,andisatime-honoured"callandanswer"exercise.
Itisarole-playexercise,withapunsterandarecipientofwit.
Thestandardformathasfivelines:
1.Thepunster:
Knockknock!
2.Therecipient:
Who'sthere?
3.Thepunster:
avariableresponse,sometimesinvolvinganame(Doctor)
4.Therecipient:
arepetitionoftheresponsefollowedbywho?
(Doctorwho?
)
5.Thepunster:
thepunchline,whichtypicallyinvolvesapun-basedmisusageofthewordsetupduringtheresponse(Howdidyouknow?
!
)
Example:
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Canoe.
Canoewho?
Canoehelpmewithmyhomework?
Knock,knock
Who’sthere?
Merry.
Merrywho?
MerryChristmas!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Orange.
Orangewho?
Orangeyougoingtoletmein?
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Aneeoneyoulike!
Knock,knock
Who’sthere?
Iva.
Ivawho?
I’veasorehandfromknocking!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Dozen.
Dozenwho?
Dozenanybodywanttoletmein?
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Needle.
Needlewho?
Needlelittlemoneyforthemovies.
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Harry.
Harrywho?
Harryup,it’scoldouthere!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Aherd.
Aherdwho?
Aherdyouwerehome,soIcameover!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Adore.
Adorewho?
Adoreisbetweenus.Openup!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
KingTut.
KingTutwho?
KingTut-keyfriedchicken!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Lettuce.
Lettucewho?
Lettucein,it’scoldouthere.
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Noah.
Noahwho?
Noahgoodplacewecangetsomethingtoeat?
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Robin.
Robinwho?
Robinthepiggybankagain.
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Ivor.
Ivorwho?
IvoryouletmeinorI`llclimbthroughthewindow.
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Claire.
Clairewho?
Clairetheway,I’mcomingthrough!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Arfur.
Arfurwho?
Arfurgot!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Abby.
Abbywho?
Abbybirthdaytoyou!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Nana.
Nanawho?
Nanayourbusiness.
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Ya.
Yawho?
Wow.Yousureareexcitedtoseeme!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Cow’sgo
Cow’sgowho?
Cow’sdon’tgowho,theygomoo!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Etch.
Etchwho?
Blessyou!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Aida.
Aidawho?
Aidasandwichforlunchtoday.
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Iona.
Ionawho?
Ionanewcar!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Scold.
Scoldwho?
Scoldenoughoutheretogoiceskating.
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Police.
Policewho?
Policehurryup,it’schillyoutside!
Knock,knock
Who’sthere?
Justin.
Justinwho?
Justintheneighbourhood,thoughtIwoulddropby.
Knock,knock
Who’sthere?
Ben.
Benwho?
BenknockingFor10minutes.
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Twoknee.
Twokneewho?
Two-kneefish!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Hoo.
Hoowho?
Areyouanowl?
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Iam.
Iamwho?
Youmeanyoudon’tknowwhoyouare?
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Banana.
Bananawho?
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Banana.
Bananawho?
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Orange.
Orangewho?
ORANGEYOUGLADIDIDN’TSAYBANANA!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Boo.
Boowho?
Gosh,don’tcryit’sjustaknock-knockjoke.
Knock,knock
Who’sthere?
Sadie.
Sadiewho?
Sadiemagicwordandwatchmedisappear!
Knock,knock,
Who’sthere?
Olive.
Olivewho?
Oliveyou!
Willyouremembermein2minutes?
Yes.
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Hey,youdidn’trememberme!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Justin.
Justinwho?
Justintimefordinner.
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Kirtch.
Kirtchwho?
Godblessyou!
Willyouremembermeinaminute?
Yes.
Willyouremembermeinaweek?
Yes.
Willyouremembermeinayear?
Yes.
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Youdidn’trememberme!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Luke.
Lukewho?
Lukethroughthepeepholeandfindout.
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Isabell.
Isabellwho?
Isabellworking?
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Tank.
Tankwho?
Yourwelcome!
Knock,knock
Who’sthere?
Alex.
Alexwho?
Alex-plainlater!
Knock,knock!
Who’sthere?
Ketchup.
Ketchupwho?
KetchupwithmeandI’lltellyou!
Knock,knock!
Who’sthere?
Annie.
Anniewho?
Anniebodyhome?
Knock,knock!
Who’sthere?
Watson.
Watsonwho?
What’sonT.V.tonight?
Knock,knock!
Who’sthere?
Cook.
Cookwho?
Hey!
Whoareyoucallingcuckoo?
Knock,knock!
Who’sthere?
Spell.
Spellwho?
W-H-O
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Dishes.
Disheswho?
Dishisaniceplace!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Althea.
Altheawho?
Althealateralligator!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
NormaLee.
NormaLeewho?
NormaLeeIdon’tgoaroundknockingondoors,butIjusthadtomeetyou!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
CD.
CDwho?
CDguyonyourdoorstep?
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Somebodytooshorttoringthedoorbell!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Iowa.
Iowawho?
Iowabigapologytotheownerofthatredcar!
Knock,knock.
Who’sthere?
Viper.
Viperwho?
Vipernose,it’srunning!
1.Knockknock.
Who'sthere?
Cash.
Cashwho?
Nothanks,butIwouldlikeapeanutinstead!
2.Knockknock.
Who'sthere?
Doris.
Doriswho?
Dorislocked,that'swhyI'mknocking!
3.Knockknock.
Who'sthere?
Banana.
Bananawho?
Knockknock.
Who'sthere?
Banana.
Bananawho?
Knockknock.
Who'sthere?
Banana.
Bananawho?
Knockknock.
Who'sthere?
Orange.
Orangewho?
OrangeyougladIdidn'tsay"banana"?
4.Knockknock.
Who'sthere?
Interruptingcow.
Interrup-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
!
5.Knockknock.
Who'sthere?
Honeybee.
Honeybeewho?
Honeybeeadearandgetmeasoda!
6.Knockknock.
Who'sthere?
Madam.
Madamwho?
Madamfootgotcaughtinthedoor!
7.Knockknock?
Who'sthere?
Me.
Mewho?
No,seriously,it'sjustme.Iamtellingaknockknockjoke.
8.Knockknock.
Who'sthere?
Cowsgo.
Cowsgowho?
No,cowsgomoo!
9.Knockknock.
Who'sthere?
Oinkoink.
Oinkoinkwho?
Makeupyourmind,areyouapigoranowl?
!
10.Knockknock.
Who'sthere?
Interruptingdoctor.
Interrup-Youhavecancer.
Dave:
Knockknock.
Sam:
Who'sthere?
Dave:
Juan.
Sam:
Juanwho?
Dave:
Juan,twothree....BOO!
FunnyKnockKnockJokes:
Knock,Knock!
Who’sThere?
Buster!
Busterwho?
BusterCherry!
Isyourdaughterhome?
KnockKnockWho'sthere?
OrangeOrangewho?
Orangeyougoingtoanswerthedoor?
Knockknock!
Who'sthere?
Dwayne!
Dwaynewho?
Dwaynethebathtub,I'mdrowning.
KnockKnockWho'sthere!
Waiter!
Waiterwho?
WaiterIgetmyhandsonyou!
Knock,Knock!
Who’sThere?
Dewey!
Deweywho?
Deweyhavetouseacondom?
KnockKnockWho'sthere!
Icecream!
Icecreamwho?
Icecreamifyoudon'tletmein!
KnockKnockWho'sthere?
Tunis!
Tuniswho?
Tuniscompany,three'sacrowd!
KnockKnockWho'sthere?
Iran!
Iranwho?
Iranoverheretotellyouthis!
KnockKnockWho'sthere?
Opportunity.Don'tbesilly-opportunitydoesn'tknocktwice!
KnockKnockWho'sthere?
Doris!
Doriswho?
Dorislockedthat’swhyIamknocking!
Knockknock!
Who'sthere?
Yah!
Yahwho?
Naaah,bro,Iprefergoogle.
Knock,Knock!
Who'sthere?
Dumbbell.Dumbbellwho?
Dumbbelldoesn'tworksoIhadtoknock!
Knock,Knock!
Who'sthere?
Doctor.Doctorwho?
That'sagreatT.V.show,isn'tit?
KnockknockWho'sthereAmish.AmishWho?
AwwwwHowsweet.Imissyoutoo.
KnockknockWho'sthereAch!
Achwho?
Soundslikeyourcomingdownwithacold
Voldemort:
KnockKnock
HarryPotter:
Who'sThere?
Voldemort:
YouKnow.
HarryPotter:
YouKnowWho?
Voldemort:
Exactly!
WhydidSallyfallofftheswing?
Shehadnoarms."Knockknock""Who'sthere?
""NotSally"
You:
Whydidthechickencrosstheroad?
Friend:
why?
You:
Togettotheretardshouse.Knockknock
Friend:
Who'sthere?
You:
Thechicken
TheguywhocreatedKnockKnockjokesdeservesa"NoBell"prize.
Isitwrongtotellaknock-knockjoketoahomelessperson?
KnockKnockWho'sthere!
Granny,knock,knock!
Who'sthere!
Granny,knock,knock!
KnockKnockWho'sthere!
Granny,knock,knock!
Who'sthere!
Granny,knock,knock!
Aunt!
Auntwho?
AuntyougladGranny'sgone?
Me:
"Knockknock."
Friend:
"Who'sthere?
"
Me:
"Wellnotyourparentsbecausetheydon'tknock."
Knock!
Knock!
Who'sthere?
Kiss.Kisswho?
KISSGrandma
Dad:
KnockKnock.
Son:
Who'sthere?
Dad:
Boo.
Son:
Boowho?
Dad:
Whyareyoucrying?
SonKnock-knock.Who'sthere?
I'mT!
I'mTwho?
Oh,you'reonly2?
Isyourmomhome?
Knock-Knock.Who'sthere?
Yourmom!
Knock-knockWho’sthere?
Marry!
MarryWho?
Willyoumarryme?
Knock-Knock!
Who'sthere?
YourNiece.YourNiecewho?
YourNiecewhocan'treachthedoorbell!
Knock-Knock!
Who'sthere?
Me.Mewho?
Youaresoweirdyoudon’tknowwhoyouare!
Knock,knock
Who'sthere?
Doctor
Doctorwho?
Youjustsaidit!
Knock,knock
Who'sthere?
Boo
Boowho?
Awe,whyareyoucrying?
Knock,knock
Who'sthere?
Ach
Achwho?
Blessyou!
Knock,knock
Who'sthere?
Owl
Owlwho?
That'sright!
OwlsDOwho!
Knock,knock
Who'sthere?
Boo
Boowho?
Aren'tyouscared?
Knock,knock
Who'sthere?
Scold
Scoldwho?
Scoldoutside!
Knock,knock
Who'sthere?
G.I.
G.I.who?
G.I.don'tknow?
Knock,knock
Who'sthere?
Sandy
Sandywho?
SandyClaus!
Knock,knock
Who'sthere?
Daddy
Daddywho?
Areyoumydaddy?
Knock,knock
Who'sthere?
Ilovedoctor
Ilovedo