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经典美剧《老友记》第五季第五集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

Monica?

Whattimeisit?

Nine.

Butit'sdarkout.

That'sbecauseyoualwayssleeptillnoon,silly.

Thisiswhatninelookslike.

IguessI'llgetwashedupthen.

Watchthatsunrise.

I'mgettingtiredofalwayssneakingaround.

Metoo.Whatifwewentawayfortheweekend?

Nointerruptions.

Wecouldbenakedtheentiretime.

Allweekend?

That'sawholelotofnaked.

I'llsayIhaveaconferenceandyoucanhaveachefthing.

IwantedtogotothisculinaryfairinJersey!

Okay.Youknowyou'renot,though.

-Let'sgo.-Okay.Wait.

WhataboutJoey?

TheOnewiththeKips

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I'mgoingtoaculinaryfairinJerseythisweekend.

Howweird!

Chandlerjustsaidhe'sgotaconferencethere.

That'sfunny.SeemslikeChandler'sconferencecould'vebeen...

...inConnecticutorVermont.

I'mnotinchargeofwheretheconferenceisheld.

Doyouwantpeopletothinkit'sfake?

It'sarealconference.

-lsRachelhere?

-No,she'soutshopping.

-Damn!

-What'sgoingon?

ItoldEmilytocome.

AndIjustneedto,youknow,talktoRachelaboutit.

Waitaminute.

WhenEmilycomes,youwon'tseeRachelanymore?

I'mfocusingonthe"Igettoseemywife"part...

...andnotonthepartthatmakesmedothis.

Soyou'llneverbeinaroomtogether?

Howwillthatevenwork?

Ihavenoidea.Imean....

ButIassureyou,Iwillfigureitout.

Itdoesn'tseemlikeit'llwork.

Hi,guys.

嘿

What'sgoingon?

We'reflippingMonica'smattress.

SoI'mthinking,basically,wepickitupandthenweflipit.

That'sbetterthanmyway.

Heyguys,wouldyouflipminetoo?

Oh,man.

Oh,look!

Aletterfrommymom.

So,Rach?

YouknowhowEmily'scoming?

Oh,yeah.Iknow.

Canyouhearanything?

Yeah,somebodyjustsaid,"Canyouhearanything?

"

Hey,Joey'sass.

Whatareyoudoing?

Rememberwhentheyfoughtandbrokeup...

...andwewerestuckhereallnightwithnofood?

WhenRosssaid"Rachel"atthewedding,Ifiguredit'dhappenagain.

SoIhidthisinhere.

Candybars,crosswordpuzzles....

MadLibs!

Mine!

-Okay,"Nameofsomeoneinroom."

Comeon,seriously.

Whatdoyougotinhere?

Magazines,Doritos

Condoms?

Youdon'tknowhowlongwe'llbeinhere.

WemayhavetorepopulatetheEarth.

Andcondomsarethewaytodothat?

Anyway,itallboilsdowntothis.

-ThelasttimeItalkedtoEmily-Oh,myGod!

Ourdogdied!

-What?

-Oh,myGod!

LaPooh,ourdog!

LaPooh'sstillalive?

Sorry.

Itsayshewashitbyanicecreamtruckanddraggedfor...

...nineteenblocks!

-Oh,myGod.-Sweetie,weheardyoucrying.

-Pleasedon'tcry.-It'sLaPooh!

Iknow,it'sLaPoohrightnowbutit'llgetbetter.

Ican'tbelieveit!

We'rehere!

Chocolatesonthepillows!

Ilovethat!

YoushouldlivewithJoey.Roloseverywhere.

Thisissogreat.Noone'sgonnabotherus.

Andwe'regonnadoit.

I'mgonnadoitwithMonica!

Chandler,stopyellingthatyouandIaregonnadoit!

-I'llberightback.-Okay.

Oh,yes!

Getinhere.There'sahigh-speedcarchaseon!

We'reswitchingrooms.

Oh,dearGod!

Theygaveusglasses!

Theglasseshavelipstickonthem.

Whoknowswhatelsetheydidn'tchange?

Youwannaswitchroomsbecausetheydidn'tswitchtheglasses?

Ididn'twannasayanything,butthecarpetsmellstoo.

Iwantthisweekendtobeperfect.Wecanchangerooms,can'twe?

Okay,butlet'sdoitnow.ChopperFivejustlostitsfeed!

Forgetit.

YouknowhowtherewassomethingIwantedtotalktoyouabout?

Oh,yeah.

I'mtryingtoworkthingsoutwithEmily.

Well,there'sthis...

...onething.

Heregoes.

Imadeapromisethat

-What?

-Yournoseisbleeding.

-Oh,God!

-You'rebleeding.

Oh,notagain.Thishappenedwhenmygrandfatherdied.

Sorry.

Gross.

Okay.SoI'msorry.Whatdidyouwanttotellme?

Sorry.Sorry.

Ican'tseeyouanymore.

Iknow,it'sridiculous.Ican'tseeyou,either.Allright.

I'mjustgonnagoshoveabunchoftissuesinmynose.

Hey,doyouwannatellmewhileIdothat?

I'mgood.

-Ithinkyou'lllikethisroommore.-Okay,great.

Theysayhe'sonlygothalfatankleft.

Halfatank?

Stilllotsofhigh-speedchasingtodo!

-I'llbethe'sheadingforCanada.-Theyalwaysdo.

-We'reswitchingroomsagain.-What?

Why?

Thishasagardenview.Wepaidforanoceanview.

Ourlastocean-viewroomwasunacceptabletoyou.

-Thecarpetsmelled.-Likeocean?

No,likefeet.

Excuseme.CanItalktoyouoverhereforjustasecond?

钱德来了

Theseclownswanttotakeusforaride.Iwon'tletthem.

We'renotacoupleofsuckers.

Ihearyou,Mugsy.

Alltheseroomsarefine.

JustpickonesoIcanwatchthe

Haveaperfect,magicalweekendtogetherwithyou?

Oh,man,healmosthitagastruck.

DoyoueverwatchBaywatch?

-ThisoneIlike.-Nothing.Nothing.It'sover.Damnit!

Thisisregularlyscheduledprogramming!

-Iwantedtoseethemtalktohisneighbors.-Well,I'mstandingrighthere...

-...youcouldtalktome.-Youdidn'tknowhim.

CanweturntheTVoff?

Dowereallywanttospendtheweekendlikethis?

AmIgettinginthewayoftheroom-switchingfun?

Don'tblamemefortonight.

WhoshouldIblame?

Thenicebellman?

Ortheidiotwhothoughthecoulddrive...

...fromAlbanytoCanadaonhalfatankofgas?

Donotspeakillofthedead.

We'resupposedtobespendingaromanticweekendtogether.

What'sthematter?

Ijustwanttowatchalittletelevision.

Jeez,relax,Mom.

Whatdidyousay?

Isaid,"Jeez,relax,Mon."

Youknowwhat,Chandler?

Youlikefastgetaways?

Watchthis.

Idon'tlikefastgetaways,Ilikecarchases.

-Hey,what'sup?

-Hey.

I'vebeenwantingtotellyousomethingandIjusthavetogetitout.

Okay.What'sup?

Okay,beforeItellyouIjusthavetoknow...

...isyournoseokay?

Arealltheotherfamilypetsingoodhealth?

Well,Davey'sstillpiningafterLaPooh...

...but,youknow,he'satoughlittleturtle.

Youknowhowyousaidtodowhateverittakestofixmymarriage?

Yeah,ItoldyoutogiveEmilywhatevershewants.

Andwhilethatwasgoodadvice,youshouldknowthatwhatshewants...

...isformenottoseeyouanymore.

That'scrazy!

Youcan'tdothat.Whatareyougoingtotellher?

Oh,myGod!

You'vealreadyagreedtothis.

It'sawful,Iknow.

ButIhavetodothisifIwantmymarriagetowork.

AndIdo.Ihavetomakethismarriagework.Ihaveto.

Butthegoodthingis,wecanstillseeeachotheruntilshegetshere.

Luckyme!

Oh,myGod!

Thatisgoodnews,Ross!

That'sthebestnewsI'veheardsinceLaPoohdied!

Youhavenoideawhatanightmarethishasbeen.Thisissohard.

Oh,yeah,really?

Isit,Ross?

-Letmemakethiseasierforyou.-Whatareyoudoing?

-Stormingout.-It'syourapartment.

Yeah?

Well,that'showmadIam!

DamnRolos!

You'reback!

Howwasyourconference?

Itwasterrible.Ifoughtwithmycolleaguestheentiretime.

Areyoukiddingwiththis?

Soyourweekendwasabust?

No,IgottoseeDonaldTrumpwaitingforanelevator.

Youknow,attheTajMahalhehashisownprivateglasselevator.

That'sright.MadebyOtisElevators.

Andtheydon'tusuallydoglass.

Whatkindsofstuffdoyouknow?

You'rebacktoo.

CouldItalktoyouforasecond?

-Howwasyourchefthing?

-ltwasawful.

Somepeopledon'tappreciategoodfood.

Maybethefoodtastedgoodatfirst...

...butthenmadeeverybodyvomitandhavediarrhea.

钱德摩妮卡

Howmuchwastheroom?

I'llpaymyhalf.

Fine.$300.

$300?

Justthinkofitas$25perroom.

Whatareyouguyswoofingabout?

Chandlerstolea20frommypurse!

不会吧？

Iwasonlystealingitback,theonethatshestolefromme.

Stealingandnowlying.

Youknowwhat?

NowthatIthinkaboutit...

...Iconstantlyfindmyselfwithout20s,andyou...

...alwayshavelots.

Youshould'veseenthelookonherface.

Idon'twantRacheltohateme.Idon'tknowwhattodo.

-Youwantmyadvice?

-Yes.Please.

-Youwon'tlikeit.-That'sokay.

Yougotmarriedtoofast.

-That'snotadvice.-Itoldyou.

I'mgoingtothebathroom.

Ifanyoneaskedmetogiveupanyofyou,Icouldn'tdoit.

Meneither.

MaybeIcoulddoit.

嗨嗨，瑞秋

IknowyouguysheardaboutmeandRoss.

ButI'vebeenobsessingaboutitandwouldlovenottotalkaboutit.

Idon'tknowifthisfallsunderthatcategory...

...butRossisrightbackthere.

-That'snotRoss.-Notthatguy.

Hedoeslooklikehim,though.

Rossisinthebathroom.

Oh,myGod!

It'shappening.It'salreadystarted.I'mKip.

Yeah,you'renotKip.

DoyouevenknowwhoKipis?

Whocares?

You'reRachel.

Who'sKip?

Myoldroommate.Weallhungouttogether.

Oh,thatpoorbastard.

Youtoldmethestory.HeandMonicadated.

Whentheybrokeup,youallpromisedyou'dstayhisfriend.

Andwhathappened?

Hegotphasedout.

-Youwon'tbephasedout.-OfcourseIam.

Itwon'thappentoRoss.He'syourbrother,yourcollegeroommate.

Kipdidn'tevenhavetobeKip.Wehandledthatallwrong.

Itwasalongtimeago.

Anditwasbeforeyouandmewerearound.Theydidn'tknowwhattheyweredoing.

Chandlerhadamustache,forcryingoutloud.

Itwasjustamatteroftime.

IjustassumedPhoebewouldbetheonetogo.

Youlivefaraway,you'renotrelated.

Youliftrightout.

Hey,Mr.Bing.

Thathotelyoustayedatcalled.

Someoneleftaneyelashcurlerinyourroom.

Yes,thatwasmine.

Ifiguredyoumetagirlandsheleftit.

Thatwouldhavemademoresense.

Idon'tevenfeellikeIknowyouanymore.

Allright,I'mjustgoingtoaskyouthisonetime.

Whateveryousay,I'llbelieveyou.

Wereyouorwereyounot...

...onagaycruise?

菲比

I'msorryaboutthewhole"liftingout"thing.

Yougottacomewithme.

-Where?

-WhereverIgo.

Youandme,we'llstartanewgroup.We'rethebestones.

Okay,buttrytogetJoeytoo.

Phoebe,doyoumindiflspeaktoRachelalone?

Sure.

Bye,Ross.

Forever.

嗨

Whyareyouhere?

Isn'tthisagainsttherules?

ItalkedtoM