1、经典美剧老友记第五季第五集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语Monica?What time is it?Nine.But its dark out.Thats because you always sleep till noon,silly.This is what nine looks like.I guess Ill get washed up then.Watch that sunrise.Im getting tired of always sneaking around.Me too. What if we went away for the weekend? No interruptio
2、ns.We could be naked the entire time.All weekend? Thats a whole lot of naked.Ill say I have a conference and you can have a chef thing.I wanted to go to this culinary fair in Jersey!Okay. You know youre not,though.-Lets go. -Okay. Wait.What about Joey?The One with the Kipsrainystar压制iPod-MP4Im going
3、 to a culinary fair in Jersey this weekend.How weird! Chandler just said hes got a conference there.Thats funny. Seems like Chandlers conference couldve been.in Connecticut or Vermont.Im not in charge of where the conference is held.Do you want people to think its fake? Its a real conference.-ls Rac
4、hel here? -No,shes out shopping.-Damn! -Whats going on?I told Emily to come.And I just need to,you know, talk to Rachel about it.Wait a minute.When Emily comes, you wont see Rachel anymore?Im focusing on the I get to see my wife part.and not on the part that makes me do this.So youll never be in a r
5、oom together?How will that even work?I have no idea. I mean.But I assure you, I will figure it out.It doesnt seem like itll work.Hi,guys.嘿Whats going on?Were flipping Monicas mattress.So Im thinking,basically, we pick it up and then we flip it.Thats better than my way.Hey guys,would you flip mine to
6、o?Oh,man.Oh,look! A letter from my mom.So,Rach?You know how Emilys coming?Oh,yeah. I know.Can you hear anything?Yeah,somebody just said, Can you hear anything?Hey,Joeys ass.What are you doing?Remember when they fought and broke up.and we were stuck here all night with no food?When Ross said Rachel a
7、t the wedding, I figured itd happen again.So I hid this in here.Candy bars,crossword puzzles.Mad Libs! Mine!-Okay,Name of someone in room.Come on,seriously.What do you got in here? Magazines,DoritosCondoms?You dont know how long well be in here.We may have to repopulate the Earth.And condoms are the
8、 way to do that?Anyway,it all boils down to this.-The last time I talked to Emily -Oh,my God! Our dog died!-What? -Oh,my God! LaPooh,our dog!LaPoohs still alive?Sorry.It says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for.nineteen blocks!-Oh,my God. -Sweetie,we heard you crying.-Please dont cry. -
9、Its LaPooh!I know,its LaPooh right now but itll get better.I cant believe it! Were here!Chocolates on the pillows! I love that!You should live with Joey. Rolos everywhere.This is so great. No ones gonna bother us.And were gonna do it.Im gonna do it with Monica!Chandler,stop yelling that you and I ar
10、e gonna do it!-Ill be right back. -Okay.Oh,yes!Get in here. Theres a high-speed car chase on!Were switching rooms.Oh,dear God! They gave us glasses!The glasses have lipstick on them.Who knows what else they didnt change?You wanna switch rooms because they didnt switch the glasses?I didnt wanna say a
11、nything, but the carpet smells too.I want this weekend to be perfect. We can change rooms,cant we?Okay,but lets do it now. Chopper Five just lost its feed!Forget it.You know how there was something I wanted to talk to you about?Oh,yeah.Im trying to work things out with Emily.Well,theres this.one thi
12、ng.Here goes.I made a promise that-What? -Your nose is bleeding.-Oh,God! -Youre bleeding.Oh,not again. This happened when my grandfather died.Sorry.Gross.Okay. So Im sorry. What did you want to tell me?Sorry. Sorry.I cant see you anymore.I know,its ridiculous. I cant see you,either. All right.Im jus
13、t gonna go shove a bunch of tissues in my nose.Hey,do you wanna tell me while I do that?Im good.-I think youll like this room more. -Okay,great.They say hes only got half a tank left.Half a tank? Still lots of high-speed chasing to do!-Ill bet hes heading for Canada. -They always do.-Were switching
14、rooms again. -What? Why?This has a garden view. We paid for an ocean view.Our last ocean-view room was unacceptable to you.-The carpet smelled. -Like ocean?No,like feet.Excuse me. Can I talk to you over here for just a second?钱德 来了These clowns want to take us for a ride. I wont let them.Were not a c
15、ouple of suckers.I hear you,Mugsy.All these rooms are fine.Just pick one so I can watch theHave a perfect,magical weekend together with you?Oh,man,he almost hit a gas truck.Do you ever watch Baywatch?-This one I like. -Nothing. Nothing. Its over. Damn it!This is regularly scheduled programming!-I wa
16、nted to see them talk to his neighbors. -Well,Im standing right here.-.you could talk to me. -You didnt know him.Can we turn the TV off?Do we really want to spend the weekend like this?Am I getting in the way of the room-switching fun?Dont blame me for tonight.Who should I blame? The nice bellman?Or
17、 the idiot who thought he could drive.from Albany to Canada on half a tank of gas?Do not speak ill of the dead.Were supposed to be spending a romantic weekend together.Whats the matter?I just want to watch a little television.Jeez,relax,Mom.What did you say?I said,Jeez,relax,Mon.You know what,Chandl
18、er? You like fast getaways? Watch this.I dont like fast getaways, I like car chases.-Hey,whats up? -Hey.Ive been wanting to tell you something and I just have to get it out.Okay. Whats up?Okay,before I tell you I just have to know.is your nose okay?Are all the other family pets in good health?Well,D
19、aveys still pining after LaPooh.but,you know,hes a tough little turtle.You know how you said to do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?Yeah,I told you to give Emily whatever she wants.And while that was good advice, you should know that what she wants.is for me not to see you anymore.Thats crazy! Y
20、ou cant do that. What are you going to tell her?Oh,my God!Youve already agreed to this.Its awful,I know.But I have to do this if I want my marriage to work.And I do. I have to make this marriage work. I have to.But the good thing is,we can still see each other until she gets here.Lucky me! Oh,my God
21、! That is good news,Ross!Thats the best news Ive heard since LaPooh died!You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.Oh,yeah,really? Is it,Ross?-Let me make this easier for you. -What are you doing?-Storming out. -Its your apartment.Yeah? Well,thats how mad I am!Damn Rolos!Youre
22、 back! How was your conference?It was terrible. I fought with my colleagues the entire time.Are you kidding with this?So your weekend was a bust?No,I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.You know,at the Taj Mahal he has his own private glass elevator.Thats right. Made by Otis Elevators.An
23、d they dont usually do glass.What kinds of stuff do you know?Youre back too.Could I talk to you for a second?-How was your chef thing? -lt was awful.Some people dont appreciate good food.Maybe the food tasted good at first.but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.钱德 摩妮卡How much was the room?
24、Ill pay my half.Fine. $300.$300?Just think of it as $25 per room.What are you guys woofing about?Chandler stole a 20 from my purse!不会吧?I was only stealing it back, the one that she stole from me.Stealing and now lying.You know what? Now that I think about it.I constantly find myself without 20s,and
25、you.always have lots.You shouldve seen the look on her face.I dont want Rachel to hate me. I dont know what to do.-You want my advice? -Yes. Please.-You wont like it. -Thats okay.You got married too fast.-Thats not advice. -I told you.Im going to the bathroom.If anyone asked me to give up any of you
26、,I couldnt do it.Me neither.Maybe I could do it.嗨 嗨,瑞秋I know you guys heard about me and Ross.But Ive been obsessing about it and would love not to talk about it.I dont know if this falls under that category.but Ross is right back there.-Thats not Ross. -Not that guy.He does look like him,though.Ros
27、s is in the bathroom.Oh,my God! Its happening. Its already started. Im Kip.Yeah,youre not Kip.Do you even know who Kip is?Who cares? Youre Rachel.Whos Kip?My old roommate. We all hung out together.Oh,that poor bastard.You told me the story. He and Monica dated.When they broke up,you all promised you
28、d stay his friend.And what happened? He got phased out.-You wont be phased out. -Of course I am.It wont happen to Ross. Hes your brother,your college roommate.Kip didnt even have to be Kip. We handled that all wrong.It was a long time ago.And it was before you and me were around. They didnt know wha
29、t they were doing.Chandler had a mustache, for crying out loud.It was just a matter of time.I just assumed Phoebe would be the one to go.You live far away, youre not related.You lift right out.Hey,Mr. Bing.That hotel you stayed at called.Someone left an eyelash curler in your room.Yes,that was mine.
30、I figured you met a girl and she left it.That would have made more sense.I dont even feel like I know you anymore.All right,Im just going to ask you this one time.Whatever you say, Ill believe you.Were you or were you not.on a gay cruise?菲比Im sorry about the whole lifting out thing.You gotta come with me.-Where? -Wherever I go.You and me,well start a new group. Were the best ones.Okay,but try to get Joey too.Phoebe,do you mind if l speak to Rachel alone?Sure.Bye,Ross.Forever.嗨Why are you here? Isnt this against the rules?I talked to M
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