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绝望主妇107

Episode01.07-AnythingYouCanDo

MaryAliceVoiceover:

PreviouslyonDesperateHousewives.

Detective:

Exactlywhatdoyouhiremetodo?

Paul:

Someonesentthatnotetomywife,andIneedtoknowwho.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Somesecretswerediscovered...

Zach:

Aftermymomdied,IstartedrememberingwhathappenedtoDana.

Julie:

Who'sDana?

Nurse:

Whatareyoudoinghere?

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Somesecretswereuncovered...

Carlos:

Itcouldbeanyoneoftheseguysshe'shavinganaffairwith.

MamaSolis:

Don'tworryaboutit.I'mnotlettingheroutofmysight.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Andsomesecrets...

Maisy:

JordanaGeistmanagestogetherworkdone.

Lynette:

Howdoyoucramitallin?

MaryAliceVoiceover:

...wereshared.

Jordana:

That'sA.D.D.medication.

（Anmiddle-agedmanisjogginginWisteriaLane.Asheruns,ayounger,morefitmanrunspasthimeasily.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"Competition.Itmeansdifferentthingstodifferentpeople.InSuburbia,itmeanskeepingupwiththeJones's.OnWisteriaLane,thatmeanskeepingupwithBreeVandeKamp.EveryoneknewBreehadthenicestlawnintheneighborhood.Andnoonebegrudgedherthis.Noone,thatis,exceptMarthaHuber,whoseownlawnpaledincomparison.Nomatterhowcarefullyshetrimmed......orhowlovinglyshewatered......orhowgenerouslyshefertilized......thegrasswasalwaysgreenerontheothersideofthefence."

（Mrs.Huberthrowsdownsomefertilizershehadbeenholding,andnoticesthemiddle-agedmanjoguptoherplace.HestopsinfrontofMrs.Huber.）

Mrs.Huber:

"Hello,Victor,howareyoutoday?

Outjoggingagain?

"

Victor:

"Ican'tcatchmybreath."

Mrs.Huber:

"Wouldyoulikeaslurpfrommyhose?

"

（Henods,thencollapsestohiskneesfallingontheground.）

Mrs.Huber:

"Victor?

Victor?

Don'tworry,I'mgoingtogetanambulance!

"

（Shestartstogoinside,thenstops,lookingovernextdoortoBree'shouse.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"Thenoneday,Mrs.Huberfinallygotthechancetomowdownthecompetition."

（Mrs.HubertransportsVictorbyredwheelbarrowtoBree'slawn,anddumpshimintheflowerbed.）

Mrs.Huber:

"Help!

Somebodyhelp!

"

Bree（gasps）."Whathappened?

"

Mrs.Huber:

"Hecollapsedonyourhydrangeas!

Call911!

"

（Breerunsinside.）

（Later,VictorisputonastretcherandEMSworkerswhiskhimawayinanambulance.Breelooksdownatherdestroyedlawnindismay.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"Yes.Mrs.Huberunderstoodthefirstruleofcompetition.Inordertowin,youhavetowantitmore..."

Credits

[Bree'sHouse]

（ThereisacopyofMadameBovarybyGustaveFlaubertonawoodentable,nexttoatraywithcrackersandgarnish.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"WhenIwasalive,myfriendsandIcametogetheronceamonthforameetingoftheWisteriaLaneBookClub.Wefoundtheproblemsofliterarycharacterssoabsorbing...thewaytheydealtwithadversity..."

（Lynettepopssomepills.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"...conductedillicitaffairs..."

（GabriellewalksbyJohn.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"...endureddomesticdramas..."

（RexwalksoutofthehousewithBreelookingfrustratedbehindhim.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"...andplannedromanticconquests."

（Susancirclesadateinhercalendarthatreads"DatewithMike!

"）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"Butsincemydeath,myfriendshadlosttheirinterestinfiction.Theirownproblemshadbecomeabsorbingenough."

[Bree'sHouse]

Woman:

"So,whatdideverybodythink?

"

Lynette:

"IthoughtthecharacterofMadameBovarywas...veryinspirational."

（Shepushesherbabycarriagearoundtheroom.Susannodsheragreementassheturnsapageinhercopyofthebook.）

Woman:

"Inspirational?

Shepoisonsherselfwitharsenic."

Lynette:

"Really?

"

Woman:

"Youdidn'treaduntiltheend?

"

Lynette:

"Istoppedafterpage50."

Woman:

"AmItheonlyonewhoreadthebook?

"

Susan:

"Isawthemovie.Itwasreallygood."

Woman:

"Ladies!

I'msorry,butwh-wh-whatisthepointofhavingabookclubifwedon'treadthebook?

"

Bree:

"Morewine?

So,uh,Reba,EmmaandLori...Whydon'tyougirlscometothekitchenandhelpmewiththesnacks?

"

Woman:

"Sure."

Bree:

"Iwillberightin."

（ThethreewomenwalkintothekitchenandBreeclosesthedoubledoorsonthethreeladies,trappingtheminthekitchen.）

Bree:

"God,Icouldn'twaittogetridofthem!

So,LynettesaidthatyoufoundZack."

Susan:

"He'satarehabilitationcenter.Juliesnuckinandactuallytalkedtohim."

Lynette:

"Didhesayanythingabouthismother'ssuicide?

"

Susan:

Therewasn'tenoughtime.Hedidsayonethingthatwaskindofmysterious.HesaidsomethinghappenedtosomeonenamedDana,andthathecouldneverevertalkaboutit."

Gabrielle:

"Whothehell'sDana?

"

Lynette:

"That'sthemysterypart."

Susan:

"IfigureDanahassomethingtodowithwhatMaryAlicewastryingtohide."

Lynette:

"SosomebodyfoundoutMaryAlice'ssecret..."

Bree:

"...andsentthenote."

Gabrielle:

"Sowhothehellisthat?

"

（Susanshrugs.）

（ThedetectivelaysacopyofthepurplestationarynexttoMaryAlice'snoteinfrontofPaul.）

Detective:

"Thestationaryisparticle#17,100%cotton.ItismadebyCyprusOfficeProducts.Instoresintwelvecities,includingyours.Wetracedthatpostmarkbacktoyourlocalpostoffice."

Paul:

"Meaning?

"

Detective:

"Meaningthattheblackmailerisprobablysomeoneyouknow.Aneighbor,milkman,poolboy,soccermom..."

Paul:

"Soccermom?

"

Detective:

"Mr.Young,sometimesevildrivesaminivan.Ihadthisgigonce,trackingdownthisPTAmom,washell-bentonlandingherdaughteraspotontheparadefloat.Fedanti-freezetohalfthehomecomingcommittee."

Paul:

"Didyoucatchher?

"

Detective:

"Mr.Young,thepeoplewhohiredmedidn'thiremetocatchher."

[Lynette'sHouse]

（LynetteputsawayabookasTomcomesdownthestairs.Lynettescurriesaroundthekitchen,cleaning.）

Tom:

"Wow,honey,look,thisplacelooksspotless!

"

Lynette:

'Thanks."

Tom:

Listen,IhavecomeupwiththiskillerideafortheSpotlessScrubcampaign."

Lynette:

"Great!

Youwannarunitbyme?

"

Tom:

"No.I'mgood.But,thanks."

Lynette:

"Okay."（Shesmilesandturnsaway.）

Tom:

"Well,that'sthething.YouknowhowwheneverIpitchintheboardroomatwork,howKenneseyalwaystearsmyideasdowninfrontofthepartners?

"

Lynette:

"Yeah?

"

Tom:

"IinvitedthepartnersandtheirwivesoversoIcouldpitchtothemhere.AndIthoughtwecouldmakeaformaldinnerforsix.Wecouldsit,wecould..."

Lynette:

"Andwhenexactlywouldthisformaldinnertakeplace?

"

Tom:

"Uh...dayaftertomorrow!

"

Lynette:

"Tom''

Tom:

"Yeah,Iknow,Iknow,Iknow,IknowIknowit'sshortnotice."

Lynette:

"Youthink?

HowamIsupposedtopulloffaformaldinnerwithnowarning?

"

Tom:

"Idon'tknow.BreeVandeKampdoesthiskindofthingallthetime..."

（Lynettestopswhatshe'sdoingtostareathim.）

Lynette:

"Whatdidyousay?

"

Tom:

"Well,I'msorry,Ididn'tmeanitlikethat.That's-youknowwhat,forgetit.I'llcallandI'llcancel.Don'tworryaboutit."

Lynette:

"No,no.Let's,let'sdoit.

Tom:

"Really?

"

Lynette:

"Yeah,it'sgoodforyourcareer.I'llpullitoff."

（Tomcomesoverandkissesher.）

Tom:

"Yes.Honey,thankyou.Somuch.Youknow,what,Ipromise.Ilandyouthisaccount,andI'mgonnabuyyousomethingawfulpretty."

（Hegoesbackupstairs.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"LuckilyforTom,Lynettehadarecipeforsuccess..."

（Sheopensthedrawerwiththepills,butupontakingitout,realizesthatit'sempty.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

"...unfortunatelyforher,shewasmissingthesecretingredient."

[OutsideGabrielle'sHouse]

（MamaSolisissittingonthefrontporch,reading.Johnturnsoffthelawnmowerandgoestohistrucktogetsomething.Hisphonerings,soheanswersit.）

John:

"Yeah?

"

（It'sGabrielle.Shecomesoutonherbalconyasshetalks,lookingdownathim.）

Gabrielle:

"It'sme.Don'tturnaround,mymother-in-lawcanseeyou."

John:

"Ihatethatshe'salwayswatchingus."

Gabrielle:

"Someetmeatthemotelinanhour?

John?

"

John:

"Uh,I'vegotplans."

Gabrielle:

"Socancel."

John:

"They'rewithDanielle.We'regoingtothemovies."

Gabrielle:

"Thatsoundslikeadate."

John:

"Yeah."

Gabrielle:

"Well,Ihaveaproblemwithyouseeingothergirls."

（Johnturnsaroundtostareupatherashetalks.）

John:

"Well,Ihaveaproblemwithyouhavingahusband.Iguesswe'llbothhavetolearntodeal."

（Hehangsuponherandstalksoff,withMamaSoliswatchinghimthoughtfully.Gabrielle,furious,stormsintoherbedroom,whereshetossesthephoneonherbedbeforegoingintothebathroom.）

John'sphoneringsandhelooksatthecallerID,whichreads"Mrs.Solis."

（Heanswersthephone.）

John:

"Don'teventrytomakeituptomebytalkingdirty".

（Thephonegoesdead.）

John:

"Hello?

"

（Upstairs,inGabrielle'sbedroom,MamaSolisclosesGabrielle'scellphone,alookofsmilingcomprehensiononherface.Sheputsthephonecarefullybackdownonthebed.）

[Principal'sOffice]

（Intheprincipal'sofficeofAndrew'sschool,RexandBreeareseated.BreeisreadingfromMadameBovarywhileRexsitsquietly.Theprincipalwalksin.）

PrincipalStark:

"Mr.andMrs.VandeKamp.So,yoursondecidedtoentertainsomeofhisfriendsyesterdaybyshovingafreshman'sheadintoalocker."

Bree:

"ThiswastheJohnsonboy?

"

PrincipalStark:

"Yes.Hebroketheboy'snose.Becauseofournotolerancepolicy,yoursonmayfaceexpulsion."

Rex:

"You'regoingtoruinhiswholefutureoveralittleroughhousing?

"

Bree:

"Rex,thiswaspracticallyassault."

Rex:

"Mrs.Stark,whatAndrewdidwasclearlywrong,butinhisdefense,hismotherandIaregoingthroughseveremaritalproblems."

Bree:

"Istha