Friends老友记第一季第24集Rachel Finds Out.docx

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Friends老友记第一季第24集RachelFindsOut

TheOneWhereRachelFindsOut

Writtenby:

ChrisBrown

Transcribedby:

DanSilverstein

[Scene:

CentralPerk,thewholegangisthere,Rossisshowingpicturesofhisnewbabyboy,Ben,tothegroup.]

Ross:

Andhere'slittleBennoddingoff...

Monica:

Awww,lookatAuntMonica'slittleboy!

Phoebe:

Oh,look,he'sgotRoss'shaircut!

Rachel:

Oh,letmesee!

（grabspicture）Oh,God,ishejustthesweetestthing?

Youmustjustwanttokisshimallover!

（RossispracticallydroolingoverRachelatthispoint.）

Ross:

（quietly）Thatwouldbenice.

（Chandler,annoyedwithRoss'sfawning,makesa'pfft'noise.）

Rachel:

Pardon?

Chandler:

Nothing,justalittleextraairinmymouth.Pffft.Pffffffft.（walksovertowhereJoeyisseated）

（Joeyislookingathischeck.）

Joey:

Hey,Chan,canyouhelpmeouthere?

IpromiseI'llpayyouback.

Chandler:

Oh,yeah,right,OK...inlcudingthewaffleslastweek,younowoweme...17jilliondollars.

Joey:

Iwill,really.I'llpayyoubackthistime.

Chandler:

（sigh）...Andwhere'sthismoneycomingfrom?

（givesmoneytoJoey）

Joey:

Well...I'mhelpingoutdownattheN.Y.U.MedSchoolwithsome...research.

Ross:

（overhearing）Whatkindofresearch?

Joey:

Oh,just,y'know....science.

Ross:

Science.Yeah,IthinkI'veheardofthat.（everyone'sinterestispiqued,theyalllookover）

Joey:

（sigh）...It'safertilitystudy.

（Rachellaughs.）

Monica:

Oh,Joey,pleasetellmeyou'reonlydonatingyourtime.

Joey:

Alright,comeonyouguys,it'snotthatbigadeal.Really...Imean,Ijustgodownthereeveryotherdayand...makemycontributiontotheproject.Hey,hey,butattheendoftwoweeks,Igetsevenhundreddollars.

Ross:

Hey.

Phoebe:

Wow,ooh,you'regonnabemakingmoneyhandoverfist!

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,MonicaandPhoebearepreparingforabarbecueforRachel'sbirthday.]

Monica:

OK,wegotthecoleslaw,wegotthebuns...

Phoebe:

We'vegottheground-upfleshofformerlycutecowsandturkeys,ew...（handsmeattoMonica）

（ChandlerandJoeyenterwithcharcoal.）

Chandler:

（inadeepvoice）Menarehere.

Joey:

Wemakefire.Cookmeat.

Chandler:

Thenputoutfirebypeeing,nogetinvitedback.

MonicaandPhoebe:

Ewww!

Monica:

OhJoey,Melaniecalled,saidshe'sgonnabelate.

Joey:

Oh,OK.

Phoebe:

Sohowarethingsgoingwithyoutwo?

Isshebecomingyour（provocatively）specialsomeone?

Joey:

Idon'tknow,she's,uh....she'sprettygreat.

Monica:

Yeah?

Whatdoesshethinkofyourlittlescienceproject?

Joey:

What,youthinkI'mgonnatellagirlIlikethatI'malsoseeingacup?

Monica:

Man'sgotapoint.

Joey:

Well,thetoughthingis,shereallywantstohavesexwithme.

Chandler:

Crazybitch.

Joey:

Yeah,well,Istillgotaweeklefttogointheprogram,andaccordingtotherules,ifIwanttogetthemoneyI'mnotallowedtoconductany...ersonalexperiments,ifyouknowwhatImean.

Monica:

Joey...wealwaysknowwhatyoumean.

[Timelapse.ChandlerandJoeyaremakingthefire,MonicaandPhoebeareinside.Rossenters,carryingluggage.]

Phoebe:

Hey.

Monica:

Hey.

Ross:

Hey.（Phoebeseeshisbags）

Phoebe:

Howlongdidyouthinkthisbarbecuewasgonnalast?

Ross:

I'mgoingtoChina.

Phoebe:

Jeez,yousayonething,and...

Monica:

You'regoingtoChina?

Ross:

Yeah,i-it'sforthemuseum.Someonefoundabone,wewantthebone,buttheydon'twantustohavethebone,soI'mgoingovertheretotrytopersuadethemtogiveusthebo—it's—it'sawholebigbonething.Anyway,I'mgonnabegoneforlike,uh...likeaweek,so,uh,ifyouwannareachme,y-youcan't.Sohere'smyitinerary（handsasheetofpapertoMonica）.Um...here'sapictureofme...（handsittoMonica）

Phoebe:

Oh,letmesee!

（takesthepicture）

Ross:

（toMonica）:

CouldyoutakeittoCarol'severynowandthen,andshowittoBen,justsohedoesn'tforgetme?

Monica:

Yeah.

（PhoebeputsthepictureofRossuptoherface.）

Phoebe:

Hi,Ben.I'myourfather.Iam...thehead.Aaaaaahhhh....（putspicturedown,seesRossstaringather）Alright,thisbarbecueisgonnabeveryfun.

Ross:

Hey,isRachelhere?

Um,IwantedtowishherahappybirthdaybeforeIleft.

Monica:

Ohno,she'southavingdrinkswithCarl.

Ross:

Oh.（pause）Hey,who'sCarl?

Monica:

Youknow,thatguyshemetatthecoffeehouse.

Ross:

No.

Phoebe:

Oh,well,see,there'sthisguyshemetatthe...

Ross:

Atthecoffeehouse,right.

Phoebe:

Soyoudoknowwhoheis!

（laughs,Rossstaresather）Sorry.

Ross:

OK,I'mgonnagosaygoodbyetotheguys.

Phoebe:

Oh,hey,y'knowwhat?

Tellthemthatbonestory.

（Rossgoesoutisdeonthebalcony.）

Ross:

Hi.

Joey:

Hey!

Chandler:

Hey!

Ross:

（sigh）....IhavetogotoChina.

Joey:

Thecountry?

Ross:

Nono,thisbigpileofdishesinmymom'sbreakfront.DoyouguysknowwhoCarlis?

Chandler:

Uh,let'ssee...Alvin...Simon...Theodore....no.

Ross:

Well,Rachel'shavingdrinkswithhimtonight.

Joey:

Ohno!

Howcanshedothatwhenshe'snevershownanyinterestinyou?

!

?

Chandler:

Forgetabouther.

Joey:

He'sright,man.Please.Moveon.GotoChina.EatChinesefood.

Chandler:

Coursethere,theyjustcallitfood.

Ross:

Yeah...Iguess.Idon't—Idon'tknow.Alright,just...justgiveherthisforme,OK?

（givesChandleragiftforRachel）

Joey:

Listen,buddy,we'rejustlookingoutforyou.

Ross:

Iknow.

Joey:

Wewantyoutobehappy.AndImayonlyhaveacouplebeersinme,but...Iloveyou,man.（JoeygivesRossahug）

Chandler:

I'mstillonmyfirst.Ijustthinkyou'renice.

[Timelapse.Melanie,Joey'sgirlfriend,istherewithJoey,Chandler,Monica,Phoebe,andRachel.Rossisgone.]

Melanie:

Anyway,that'swhenmeandmyfriendsstartedthiswholefruitbasketbusiness.Wecallourselves'TheThreeBasketeers.'

Joey:

Likethethreemusketeers,onlywithfruit.

Chandler:

（sarcastic）Ooooh.（looksdumbfoundedatJoey'sstupidity）

Monica:

（getsup）OK,howdoeseverybodyliketheirburgers?

Rachel:

Oh,no,no,no.Presentsfirst.Foodlater.（walksintolivingroom）

（EveryonefollowsRacheltothelivingroom.MonicapullsJoeyaside.）

Monica:

Hey,holdonthere,tiger.How'sitgoing?

Howyouholdingup?

Joey:

Well,notsogood.Shedefinitelythinkstonightisthenightwe'regonna...completethetransaction,ifyouknowwhatI...

（Monicarollshereyes.）

Joey:

Thenyoudo.Heh,heh.

Monica:

So,uh,haveyoueverthoughtaboutbeingthereforher?

Joey:

Whatdoyoumean?

Monica:

Y'know,justbethereforher.

（Longpause...Joeylooksconfused.）

Joey:

Notfollowingyou.

Monica:

Thinkaboutit.

（TheybothwalkovertowhereRachelisopeninghergifts.Rachelseesherfirstgiftisafruitbasket.）

Rachel:

OK,I'mguessingthisisfrom...

（Melaniesmiles.）

Rachel:

Well,thankyou,Melanie.

Chandler:

（pointingoutagift）OK,thisonerighthereisfromme.

Rachel:

（picksitup）OK...ah,it'slight...（shakesit）...itrattles...it's...（opensit）TravelScrabble!

Oooohhh,thankyou!

（shegivesitbacktohim）

（Chandlerlooksdejected.Rachelpicksupanothergift.）

Rachel:

Thisone'sfromJoey...feelslikeabook.Thinksit'sabook...feelslikeabook.And...（opensit）...it'sabook!

Phoebe:

Oh,it'sDr.Seuss!

Joey:

（toRachel）:

Thatbookgotmethroughsometoughtimes.

Melanie:

Thereisalittlechildinsidethisman!

Chandler:

Yes,thedoctorssayiftheyremoveit,he'lldie.

（Rachelpicksupthenextgift.）

Rachel:

Who'sthisfrom?

Chandler:

Oh,that'sRoss's.

Rachel:

Oh...（opensit）...（seesitisapin）OhmyGod.Heremembered.

Phoebe:

Rememberedwhat?

Rachel:

Itwaslikemonthsago.Wewerewalkingbythisantiquestore,andIsawthispininthewindow,andItoldhimitwasjustlikeonemygrandmotherhadwhenIwasalittlegirl.Oh!

Ican'tbelieveheremembered!

Chandler:

Well,sure,butcanyouplayitonaplane?

（patshisTravelScrabblegame）

Phoebe:

Oh,it'ssopretty.Thismusthavecosthimafortune.

Monica:

Ican'tbelievehedidthis.

Chandler:

Comeon,Ross?

Rememberbackincollege,whenhefellinlovewithCarolandboughtherthatridiculouslyexpensivecrystalduck?

（Everyonelooksathim.HerealizeshejustspilledthebeansaboutRoss'scrushonRachel.Youcanhearthisentireclassicscenebyclickinghere.）

Rachel:

Whatdidyoujustsay?

Chandler:

（panicked）ahem...um...Crystalduck.

Rachel:

No,no,no....the,um,the...'love'part?

Chandler:

（stutteringincoherently）F-hah....flennin....

Rachel:

Oh....myGod.

Chandler:

（rubbinghistemples）Oh,no-no-no-no-no....

Joey:

（patsChandlerontheleg）That'sgood,justkeeprubbingyourhead.That'llturnbacktime.

CommercialBreak

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,continuedfromearlier.]

Rachel:

Imean,thisisunbelievable.

Phoebe:

Iknow.Thisisreally,reallyhuge.

Chandler:

Noit'snot.It'ssmall.It'stiny.It'spetite.It'swee.

Phoebe:

Nuh-uh.Idon'tthinkanyofourlivesareevergonnabethesameeveragain.

Chandler:

OK,isthereamutebuttononthiswoman?

Monica:

Ithinkthisissogreat!

Imean,youandRoss!

D-didyouhaveanyidea?

Rachel:

No!

None!

Imean,myfirstnightinthecity,hementionedsomethingaboutaskingmeout,butnothingeverhappened,soIjust...（toJoey）:

W-well,whatelsedidhesay?

Imean,doeshe,like,wanttogooutwithme?

Joey:

Well,giventhathe'sdesperatelyinlovewithyou,heprobablywouldn'tmindgettingacupofcoffeeorsomething.

Rachel:

Ross?

Allthistime?

Well,I'vegottotalktohim.（getsuptoleave）

Chandler:

（quickly）H-He'sinChina!

Joey:

Thecountry.

Monica:

No,no,wait.（checksRoss'sitinerary）Hisflightdoesn'tleaveforanotherforty-fivemoreminutes.

Chandler:

Whataboutthetimedifference?

Monica:

Fromheretotheairport?

Chandler:

Yes!

（Rachelwalkstowardsdoor）You'rene