Kungfu Panda 1.docx

1、Kungfu Panda 1功夫熊猫英文對白 Kungfu Panda Part OneBeginning (The dream)Legend tells a legendary warrior whose kungfu skills was the staff of legend. He traveled the in search of the foes. I see you like to chew, maybe you should chew on my desk. The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full, then he swa

2、llowed, and then he spoke: “Enough talk, lets fight!”He was so deadly in fact that his enemies will go blind for the over exposure to pure awesomeness. He is so awesome, and attractive. How can we repay you? There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness. It mattered not how many foes he faced

3、, there were no match for his foedesity. Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all of China - the furious five bowed in respect of this great master We shall hang out!-agreed. Yeah! But hanging out would have to wait, because when you are facing ten th

4、ousand demons of demon mountain, There is only one thing and thats Po, get up! Youll be late for work! Po get up! Hi Po, what are you doing up there? Oh.nothing. Monkey! Mantis! Crane! Viper! Tigeress! Wow Po, lets go! Youre late for work! Coming Downstairs in the Noodle ShopSorry, dad Sorry doesnt

5、make the noodles. And what are you doing up there all that noise? Oh . Nothing, just .had a crazy dream. What about? What were you dreaming about? Eh. What was I . , I was dreaming about.eh . noodles. Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles? Yeah . what else have I dreamed about? Oh, careful

6、, that soup is sharp! Happy day! My son finally have the noodle dream! You dont know how long I have been waiting for this moment! This is a sign, Po Eh, a sign of what? You, are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup, And then youll fulfill your destiny a

7、nd take over the restaurant! Just as I took it over from my father, who took it from his father who won it from a game named Majiang. Dad, dad, dad . this was just a dream. No, it was the dream. We are noodle folk. Broth runs though our veins. Dad, didnt you ever . I dont know, want to do something

8、else? Something besides noodles? Actually, when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu. So why didnt you? Because it was a stupid dream! Can you imagine me making tofu? Hahahaha . tofu? No! We all have our place in this world, mine is here, and yours is . I

9、 know . is here. No . its at tables 2, 5, 7 and 12! Service with a smile! On the mountainWell done! Students! If you were trying to disappoint me, Tigeress, you need more accuracy. Monkey, greater speed. Crane, height. Viper, subtlety. Mantis . Master Shifu! What? Its Master Wugui. He wants to see y

10、ou. In the hallMaster Wugui, you summoned me? Is Something wrong? Why must something be wrong for me to see my old friend? So . nothing is wrong? Well, I didnt say that. You were saying . ?Ive had a vision . Tai Lung will return. That is impossible! He is in prison! Nothing is impossible . Zeng! Fly

11、 to prison! Double the guards, double the weapons, double everything. Tai Lungdoes not leave that prison. Yes! Master shifu. One often meets destiny on the road, he takes to avoid it. We have to do something, before he march on the valley, and take his revenge . Hell . hell . Your mind is like this

12、water, my friend. When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. The dragon scroll. It is time . But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with this secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior? I dont know Back in the noodle shopExcu

13、se me . sorry . Hey watch your pose Sorry Sorry! Suck it up. What! Masters choosing the Dragon Warrior, today! Everyone! Everyone! Go! Get to the jade palace! One of the five is going to get the dragon scroll! Weve been waiting for this for a thousand years! Just leave the bowl! This is the greatest

14、 thing in kungfu history! Leave about it. Just go Po where are you going? To the jade palace . Dont forget your noodle cart! The whole valley will be there. Youll sell noodles to all of them Selling noodles? But, dad, you know, I was kind of thinking . maybe I . I was kind of thinking, maybe I could

15、 also sell the bean buns. Theyre . theyre about to go bad. Thats my boy! I told you that dream was a sign! Yeah. Glad I had it.Im a kungfu warrior! Me too!Almost there! What?! No! Oh , no Sorry Po Well bring you back a souvenir. No, Ill bring me back a souvenir. It is a historic day, isnt it, Master

16、 Wugui? Yes . and one I fear I will not live to see. Are your students ready?Yes, Master Wugui. You know this, old friend, whoever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you.Lets the tournament begin! No, no, no! Wait! Im coming! Hey! Open the door! Let me in! Citizens of the

17、valley of peace, it is my great honor to present you . Tigeress, Viper, Crane, Monkey, Mantis! The furious five! Warriors, prepare. No, no, peek a hole. The thousands tons of fire. Wow Look at there! Hey, get out of the way! And finally, Master Tigeress Believe me, citizens! Youve not seen anything

18、yet I know! Master Tigeress, face Iron Ox and his blades of death. I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us. Citizens of the valley of the peace, Master Wugui will now choose the Dragon Warrior! Oh? No, no, no. Wait! Po! What are you doing? What does it look like I am doing? Stop! Stop! Ill go to see

19、the Dragon Warrior! Po, dont you understand? You finally had the noodle dream! I lied . I didnt dream about noodles, dad. I love kungfu Oh, come on, son. Lets get back to work!Ok .Oh . what was going on .?Where are .?What are you pointing.? Oh . Ok . Sorry . I just want to see who the Dragon Warrior

20、 was How interesting it is . Master, are you pointing at me? Him . Who? You! Me? The universe has brought us the dragon warror! What? What? What?Stop! Wait! Who called you to . ? Master Wugui, wait.That clumsy panda cannot possibly be the answer to our problem. Youre about to point out tigress . tha

21、t thing fell in front of her. That was just an accident. There are no accidents. Forgive us, master, we have failed you. No, if the panda has not quit by morning, then I will have failed you. Wait. Wait. I bring a message from Master Shifu. What? Double the guard? Extra precautions? Your prison may

22、not be adequate? You doubt my prison security? Absolutely not. Shifu does. Im just the messager. Ill give a message for your master Shifu. Escape from the prison is impossible. Impressive, isnt it? Its very impressive, very impressive. One way in. One way out. One thousand guards and one prisoner. Y

23、es, except that the prisoner is Tai Lung. Take us down. Oh, my! Behold, Tai Lung. Ill . en . Im gonna wait right here. Its nothing to worry about. Its perfectly safe. Crossbows. At the ready! Hey, tough guy. Did you hear? Wugui has finally got to find someone to give the scroll. And its not gonna be

24、 you. What are you doing? Dont get him mad! Whats he gonna to do about it? Ive got him completely immobilized. Oh . did I step on your witty kittys tail? Im good. Ive seen enough. Ill tell Shifu he has got nothing to worry about. No, he doesnt . Ok, Ill tell him that. Can we please go now? Wait a se

25、cond. I think this has been a slight mistake.Everyone seems to think Im . The Sacred Hall of Warriors. Look at this place! Master Flying Rhinos armor . with authentic battle damage! Wow The Sword of Heroes Said to be so sharp that you can cut yourself just by looking. The invisible Trident of Destin

26、y. Ive only seen painting of that painting. No . The legendary Urn of Warriors. Said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshin army. Hello Have you finished sightseeing? Sorry. I should have come to see you first. My patience is wearing thin. Oh, well, I mean, its not like you were going anywhere.

27、Would you turn around? Sure . hey, hows . how . do you get five . Master Shifu? Someone broke that . but Im going to fix it up. Do you . have some glue? A splinter. So, youre the legendary Dragon Warrior? I guess so. Wrong! You are not the Dragon Warrior! Youll never be the Dragon Warrior! Until you

28、 have learnt the secret of the Dragon Scroll. So how does this work? Do you have a ladder, trampoline, or . ? You think it is that easy? Im just going to hand you the secret to this limitless power?! No . I . One must first master the highest level of kungfu, and that is clearly impossible if that o

29、ne is someone like you. Someone like me? Yes! Look at you! This fat prat. Those are sensitive in the flabby parts. And this ridiculous belly! And, utter disregard for personal hygine. Wait a minute . thats not a call for . Dont stand that close I can smell your breath. Listen. Wugui said that I was

30、. the . The Wushi finger hold? Wushi Finger hold? Oh . you know this hold? Developed by master Wushi in the third dynasty. Yes! Oh Then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky. No, no, no, no . You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part is cleaning the afterwards. Ok . Ok. Take it easy. No, no. Listen, Panda.Wugui may have picked you. But, when I am through with you, I promise you, you are going to wish he hadnt! Are we clear? Oh, Yeah . We clear. Were so clear! Good . I cant wait to get started. Lets begin! Wait, wait