实习医生风云ScrubsS01E01中文字幕.docx

1、实习医生风云ScrubsS01E01中文字幕100:00:05,130 - 00:00:08,167从小到大 我睡觉雷打不动200:00:08,383 - 00:00:12,137无论什么都吵不醒我而昨晚我却失眠了300:00:14,889 - 00:00:17,767每当我紧张的时候就会有点神经质400:00:20,937 - 00:00:23,212今天是个特殊的日子500:00:23,398 - 00:00:24,672是我第一天去实习600:00:24,816 - 00:00:26,135我长大成人了!700:00:35,577 - 00:00:38,614三年预科和四年医学院的学习8

2、00:00:38,830 - 00:00:40,707让我明白了一件事情900:00:40,874 - 00:00:43,911你能给234号房病人插下鼻胃管1000:00:44,127 - 00:00:45,924然后把主治医医师Jack叫来1100:00:46,087 - 00:00:47,918Jack是谁.1200:00:48,918 - 00:00:53,986 -=伊甸园美剧 =-荣誉出品本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业途径1200:00:55,529 - 00:01:00,521 -=YTET-伊甸园字幕组=-翻译: 跳海自杀的鱼校对: 栗子1200:01:02,529 - 00

3、:01:04,521 实习医生风云 第一季 第1集我的第一天1200:01:05,106 - 00:01:06,619我的故事就从这里开始1300:01:06,775 - 00:01:10,450- 我应该到特护病房报道的- 太好了 我们刚把他转到那边1400:01:10,695 - 00:01:14,324我做医生为了帮助别人可在昨天的入职培训上1500:01:14,574 - 00:01:17,134并没在强调做医生的职责1600:01:17,327 - 00:01:19,158医院不想被起诉1700:01:19,329 - 00:01:21,365遭到起诉可不是好事1800:01:21,

4、539 - 00:01:23,370- Turk!- 怎么了?1900:01:23,541 - 00:01:25,771还记得我说过我特别爱听 说唱音乐吗2000:01:25,960 - 00:01:27,951伙计 别老妄想做黑鬼2100:01:29,756 - 00:01:34,068Chris Turk是我最好的朋友预科和大学都是室友2200:01:34,344 - 00:01:36,733我们还被同一所医院录取2300:01:38,973 - 00:01:41,487在Tupac DMX还有Dr Dre的歌曲里(HipHop歌手)2400:01:41,685 - 00:01:45,56

5、4都使用了大量的种族歧视表达2500:01:45,814 - 00:01:47,532- 就是那个X鬼的词- 我明白了2600:01:47,691 - 00:01:50,683我的问题是如果我和你合唱他们的歌2700:01:50,902 - 00:01:53,336而且我发誓自己独唱时绝对不讲2800:01:53,530 - 00:01:55,646- 那我可不可以唱出那词.- 不行2900:01:55,824 - 00:01:58,019还好问了你一下3000:01:58,201 - 00:02:03,594最后要告诉大家的是如果出现医疗事故 千万别承认错误3100:02:03,915 -

6、00:02:08,943除非你十分确定病人已经死亡3200:02:09,254 - 00:02:13,964那你对他讲什么都可以了3300:02:18,304 - 00:02:19,783我找了个新公寓3400:02:19,931 - 00:02:24,846好了 伙计们 我是Bob Kelso医生是你们的临床总医师3500:02:25,145 - 00:02:29,297我就是你们实习期间的保护伞3600:02:29,566 - 00:02:33,354我保证在这里 我们会亲如一家3700:02:33,611 - 00:02:36,728好了 解散3800:02:36,948 - 00:02

7、:39,621外科实习医生打算去喝一杯3900:02:39,826 - 00:02:44,342内科实习医生正举行吃豆人大赛像一群10几岁的孩子4000:02:44,622 - 00:02:46,101我喜欢玩 吃豆人4100:02:46,249 - 00:02:51,277我也是 我喜欢玩 喜欢看只要与吃豆人有关我都喜欢4200:02:51,588 - 00:02:54,148- 我是Elliot- Ell-i-ot (模仿电影ET情节)4300:02:54,341 - 00:02:55,774别那样4400:02:55,925 - 00:02:58,120我是JD 他是Turk4500:0

8、2:58,303 - 00:03:00,294你是内科还是外科的?4600:03:00,472 - 00:03:01,507内科4700:03:02,891 - 00:03:04,563小妞你好4800:03:04,726 - 00:03:08,924我家里每个男性都是做医生的我老爸给我起个男生名字4900:03:09,189 - 00:03:11,544就是要我玩玩体育 约约女孩 我开玩笑的5000:03:11,733 - 00:03:14,247我知道 只是你没给我机会插嘴5100:03:15,487 - 00:03:17,000我知道你在想什么5200:03:17,155 - 00:03

9、:19,874你的屁股可真是销魂5300:03:20,075 - 00:03:22,908- 不 你不知道- 你一定觉得我是个争胜好强的大小姐5400:03:23,119 - 00:03:26,828我过去确实是那样的过去时!5500:03:30,502 - 00:03:32,174你是要和我比赛爬楼吗?5600:03:32,337 - 00:03:33,656对啊!5700:03:33,797 - 00:03:35,867我才没那闲功夫!5800:03:40,136 - 00:03:41,330不!5900:04:00,073 - 00:04:01,552你经常做锻炼吗6000:04:01,

10、700 - 00:04:03,099哦 是啊6100:04:03,243 - 00:04:05,199Elliot Reid? John Dorian?好极了!6200:04:05,370 - 00:04:08,521第一 我是你们的住院医师Jeffrey Steadman医生 别叫我Jeff6300:04:08,748 - 00:04:10,386第二 这是你们的员工手册6400:04:10,542 - 00:04:12,976有些人总可以迅速给人留下深刻印象6500:04:13,169 - 00:04:15,808我是个工具 我是个工具 我是个工具工具 工具 工具6600:04:16,00

11、6 - 00:04:18,520- 非常恼人的工具- 对6700:04:18,717 - 00:04:22,266这是你们的BP机从今以后 它们将指挥你们的生活6800:04:22,512 - 00:04:23,865谢谢了 让开6900:04:24,014 - 00:04:25,527回到实习的第一天7000:04:26,016 - 00:04:28,610- 有人呼了我- 第一天上班? 小鹿斑比7100:04:29,436 - 00:04:31,904我们在移动病人的时候千万别看我7200:04:32,105 - 00:04:33,333为什么?7300:04:34,899 - 00:04

12、:37,367- 我们等Cox医生来- 你好 医生.7400:04:37,569 - 00:04:39,878- 准备静脉插管- 我们可以待会谈7500:04:40,071 - 00:04:44,701Carla 你今天是把香水喷在身上了还是把香水倒进浴缸7600:04:44,993 - 00:04:47,461- 泡了个香水澡?- 我觉得闻起来挺好7700:04:47,662 - 00:04:50,176你在死尸上做过很多次了他只不过是活的而已7800:04:50,373 - 00:04:52,250把针插进去! 插啊!7900:04:52,417 - 00:04:55,807时间到了Car

13、la 你来帮他吧!8000:04:56,046 - 00:04:57,877- 为什么给她?- 闭嘴 好好看8100:04:58,048 - 00:04:59,276对斑比好一点8200:04:59,424 - 00:05:02,655为什么他总试图在我吃中饭的时候寻死呢?8300:05:02,886 - 00:05:05,002这么说会不会太过分8400:05:05,180 - 00:05:06,579我 错 了8500:05:06,723 - 00:05:09,521这个老家伙92岁 患有老年痴呆连自己在哪儿都不知道8600:05:09,726 - 00:05:12,479他离Carla的

14、胸部只有方寸之遥却坐怀不乱8700:05:12,687 - 00:05:15,565- 说得真好- 是的 确实如此8800:05:15,774 - 00:05:17,685难道他没有潜意识吗?8900:05:18,902 - 00:05:21,097你这个二战的逃兵!9000:05:23,990 - 00:05:26,299看样子我们没事9100:05:26,493 - 00:05:29,326从现在开始 只要我在房间里9200:05:29,537 - 00:05:31,846你不允许说一个字9300:05:34,542 - 00:05:38,421Dorian医生 请你告诉我病情通常发生.9

15、400:05:38,672 - 00:05:41,470查房提问 让我感觉在参加综艺游戏9500:05:42,008 - 00:05:42,997是不是尿毒症?9600:05:43,134 - 00:05:48,367答得好病人的导尿管也插得不错9700:05:48,682 - 00:05:52,118是护士帮我做的 因为我到现在还不敢碰病人身体9800:05:53,895 - 00:05:56,773我满脑子都在想着Elliot9900:05:56,981 - 00:05:59,211Reid医生 你迟到了10000:05:59,401 - 00:06:01,153我刚才被病人吐了一身101

16、00:06:01,319 - 00:06:05,597如果你能说出尿毒症有什么症状就遥遥领先大家了10200:06:05,865 - 00:06:07,503看样子 是我上场了!10300:06:07,659 - 00:06:09,695- 感染- 感染?10400:06:09,869 - 00:06:11,587这才是我的好姑娘10500:06:12,872 - 00:06:14,430继续10600:06:14,582 - 00:06:16,459- 我知道答案- 我肯定你一定知道10700:06:16,626 - 00:06:19,220- 只是有点累- 是啊是啊10800:06:19,

17、421 - 00:06:21,616还是要谢谢你如果你有什么需要我帮忙的.10900:06:21,798 - 00:06:25,313明天晚上一起出去吃晚餐怎么样?11000:06:25,552 - 00:06:27,5437点?11100:06:27,721 - 00:06:28,995或者8点?11200:06:29,139 - 00:06:31,016好吧!11300:06:31,182 - 00:06:32,456好极了11400:06:32,600 - 00:06:35,433好吧 那是她说的11500:06:35,645 - 00:06:37,397好吧11600:06:37,56

18、4 - 00:06:39,634爸爸 你为什么和妈妈结婚呢?11700:06:39,816 - 00:06:42,376我在医院查房提问中给过她提示11800:06:42,569 - 00:06:44,241而她把我整颗心都吸走了11900:06:45,697 - 00:06:47,210你真棒!12000:06:58,084 - 00:07:00,882你这是在干什么?12100:07:02,005 - 00:07:03,757刚才你是不是传呼我12200:07:03,923 - 00:07:06,960问该给Lenzer女士吃多少片泰诺12300:07:07,177 - 00:07:09,

19、247我只是担心会恶化.12400:07:09,429 - 00:07:13,183就是正常剂量的泰诺你就这么做:12500:07:13,433 - 00:07:16,550掰开她的嘴 抓起一把药 塞到她嘴巴里面去12600:07:16,770 - 00:07:19,364能粘在口腔里面的 就是正确的剂量12700:07:19,564 - 00:07:23,523不管任何时候你都要遵守我订的你不准说话条约12800:07:23,777 - 00:07:26,132Kelso医生常说.12900:07:26,321 - 00:07:29,313我要认真谨慎的警告你13000:07:29,532

20、- 00:07:31,045毫不夸张的说13100:07:31,201 - 00:07:34,955Kelso医生就是史上最恐怖的人13200:07:35,205 - 00:07:38,595撒旦就是他也说不定13300:07:38,833 - 00:07:41,427只是 这不是我所期望的13400:07:41,628 - 00:07:43,778我的大部分病人都是.13500:07:45,340 - 00:07:49,413老家伙或者神经有问题的人13600:07:49,678 - 00:07:52,670蠢蛋 这就是现代医学13700:07:52,889 - 00:07:57,644先进

21、科学的目的就是让那些应该归西的人活下来13800:07:57,936 - 00:08:00,325虽然早几百年前他们就该死翘翘了13900:08:00,522 - 00:08:04,754你只有保持身心健康才可以好好医治他们14000:08:05,026 - 00:08:07,381你又不是脑死病人 只是没胆工作14100:08:07,570 - 00:08:10,642看在上帝的份上 什么事!14200:08:10,865 - 00:08:13,777我们是不是不该在病人面前.14300:08:13,993 - 00:08:15,984她? 她已经死了14400:08:16,162 - 00

22、:08:18,722送你一个点子如果你怕别人让你做这做那14500:08:18,915 - 00:08:21,873推着个死人来回晃悠就行了14600:08:22,085 - 00:08:23,882你待我像父亲一样慈爱14700:08:24,045 - 00:08:27,560你想听有用的忠告吗?如果有人发现你要护士帮你做事14800:08:27,799 - 00:08:30,632你很快就会被踢出去肝脑涂地14900:08:30,844 - 00:08:32,072又来了15000:08:32,220 - 00:08:34,017过得愉快!15100:08:38,601 - 00:08:4

23、0,796我还没死!15200:08:40,979 - 00:08:43,413斑比 这是Lenzer女士的毒理测试报告15300:08:43,606 - 00:08:46,040不知道Turk有没有遇到跟我一样的苦恼15400:08:46,234 - 00:08:48,464- 我真不是盖的!- 也许没有吧15500:08:48,653 - 00:08:51,372今天早上我把手伸进了病人的胸腔内15600:08:51,573 - 00:08:55,646我甚至不敢睁眼去看 我完全没有心理准备!15700:08:56,077 - 00:08:57,669你好啊15800:08:57,829

24、- 00:09:00,138- 你一点都不害怕?- 不管怎样15900:09:00,332 - 00:09:01,811我最后止住了出血16000:09:01,958 - 00:09:04,153- 我简直帅呆了- 这没什么了不起16100:09:04,336 - 00:09:05,530至少有那么一点帅吧16200:09:05,670 - 00:09:08,104- 关于那个公寓.- 铁哥 干吗呢!16300:09:10,967 - 00:09:12,480怎么样 伙计16400:09:12,635 - 00:09:14,114- 还行- Todd 这是JD16500:09:14,262 -

25、 00:09:16,822- JD 这是我同事 Todd- 你好.16600:09:18,391 - 00:09:20,621我感觉好像回到了高中时代 两极分化16700:09:20,810 - 00:09:23,563外科实习医生全部是实践动手派16800:09:23,772 - 00:09:26,445而内科实习医生却要不断的动脑16900:09:26,649 - 00:09:28,685我们要分析 诊断 测试.17000:09:28,860 - 00:09:30,657你这里脏了哈哈 上当了17100:09:32,155 - 00:09:33,508.我们是典型的书呆子17200:09:

26、36,493 - 00:09:40,532我就是放了几个臭屁你要拉我来检测什么?17300:09:40,789 - 00:09:43,542测一下你的屁对他人有无伤害17400:09:46,336 - 00:09:48,645他被吓到了 开导一下他吧17500:09:48,838 - 00:09:52,831Burski先生 事实上我发现你的心跳存在杂音17600:09:53,093 - 00:09:56,324虽然可能没什么事 但为了你的健康着想17700:09:56,554 - 00:09:59,864- 我想帮你检查清楚- 那好吧 算是为了你17800:10:00,100 - 00:10

27、:01,692你真是好人17900:10:08,692 - 00:10:11,286我在等人18000:10:11,486 - 00:10:15,479门坏了 已经好几次了18100:10:15,740 - 00:10:17,458也许有枚硬币卡在里面了18200:10:17,617 - 00:10:19,733- 为什么是硬币?- 我不知道18300:10:20,370 - 00:10:23,601- 是你在里面塞了硬币吗?- 没有 我只是随便聊聊18400:10:23,832 - 00:10:27,791如果我发现了硬币 你就死定了18500:10:29,212 - 00:10:31,043孩子们 今天我们继续查房18600:10:31,214 - 00:10:34,126如果不是Elliot我可能早就精神失控了18700:10:34,342 - 00:10:36,014她是我的