老友记第八季英文剧本.docx

1、老友记第八季英文剧本801 The One After I DoScene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said I do, and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.Photographer: Great. (Takes a picture.) Great! Just give me a sec to change film.Monica: Okay.Ross: (To Mon

2、ica) Okay, I know Im not supposed to know, but I do. And Im so excited for you!Joey: What? Whats going on?Ross: Monicas pregnant!Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!Monica: Guys! Im not pregnant.Joey: Ah. (To Chandler) Slow swimmers? (Chandler looks at him.)Ross: What?! What do

3、 you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?Monica: You didnt tell anybody I was did you?!Ross: No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)Photographer: Now why dont we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier.Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.Joey: I cant! I-

4、I dont have any other clothes here.Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesnt say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.)Photographer: Well then why dont we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids.Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the alta

5、r.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you werent pregnant?Monica: Because Im not.Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees Rachel shaking her head)Its because I am.(Flash, the photographer takes a picture of Monica and Chandlers stunned faces.)Chandler: What?! What are

6、 you talking about?Monica: What are you talking about?Phoebe: Yes, II am with child. (Flash) And I didnt want to say anything because its your day; I didnt want to steal your thunder.Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to

7、remember?!Chandler: Whos the father?Monica: Yeah!Phoebe: I cant say.Monica: Why?!Chandler: Why not?Phoebe: I cant say because hes famous.Rachel: Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.Phoebe: Okay, okay. Its James Brolin. James Brolin is the fathe

8、r of my baby.Chandler: As in Barbara Streisands husband James Brolin?Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me!Opening CreditsScene: The Wedding Hall, continued from earlier.Photographer: Why dont we have Monica step away and well get Chandler and the bridemaids.Phoebe: How about just the bridema

9、ids?Chandler: Yknow I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.Phoebe: It is.Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.)Phoebe: Oh my God!Rachel: Oh, thank you for doing that. I just cant deal with this just quite yet.Phoebe: So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.Rachel: You said that she w

10、as, I just didnt disagree with you.Phoebe: Sneaky.Rachel: Oh yeah.Photographer: Smile ladies.Rachel: Oh! (They smile and the picture is taken.) Oh by the way?Phoebe: Uh-hmm.Rachel: James Brolin?Phoebe: Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered hes gay.R

11、achel: Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.Phoebe: (intrigued) Really?!Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.Bandleader: Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing!(They enter.)Chandler: Before we

12、 go out there Ive got a present for ya.Monica: Honey, Im going to put my hand in your pocket!Chandler: No?Monica: No.Chandler: Ive been taking dancing lessons.Monica: What?!Chandler: Yeah, the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you will never forget.Monica: Oh that is so sweet!Chandler: So

13、? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?Monica: Yes.(They walk onto the dance floor and Chandler slips and almost falls.)Monica: Whats the matter?Chandler: I dont know, its these new shoes, theyre all slippery.Monica: Well, are you going to be able to do this?Chandler: Not

14、 well.(They start dancing and Chandler starts slipping around.)Monica: Well, the good news is, I dont think anyones looking at us.Cut to Phoebe and Rachel at their table.Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?Rachel: No.(Pause)Phoebe: Now?Rachel: No!Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something else t

15、hen.Rachel: Thank you.Phoebe: Whos the father?!Rachel: Ugh! Look honey yknow what? I havent told him yet, so until I do I dont think I should tell anybody else.Phoebe: Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it Tag?Rachel: Phoebe!Phoebe: Okay, Im sorry. Ill stop.Rachel: Okay.Phoebe: Is it Ross? Its Ross is

16、nt itOh my God, its Joey!Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.Phoebe: Ah-hah! At least we know its a him.Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.Monica: (seeing him) Oh sweet Lord.Joey: Im sorry! Okay? I went down to the gift shop and its either this or a b

17、athrobe! Look, whats more important, the way Im dressed or me being with you on your special day?Monica: Honey, Im not even going to pretend I was listening. (Sees someone else.) Hey! Hey! (Goes over to that person.)Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and see

18、s a beautiful woman doing the same thing.Ross: Hi. Im uh, Im Ross. I dont, I dont believe weve met. Im Monicas older brother.Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.Ross: Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful

19、 name.Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?Mona: Uh-huh.Ross: Mona ummClickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no shes uhwell shes dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.Mona: Really?! Well see? I never knew about her.Ross: Li

20、nda Clickclocken. (Pause) So what uh, what-what table are you at? (She shows him.) Oh, uh me too.Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to

21、 table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.Joey: Thats better, now just bend your arms a little more. There you go. Okay, look straight ahead. Now this time

22、 I want you to really put your ass into it. (They do a practice swing and she really puts her ass into it.)Cut to Chandler sitting down near Joey as his mom walks over. His birth mother, not the mother who recently visited one of those clinics in Sweden.Mrs. Bing: Chandler darling! Look, my date has

23、 finally arrived. Id like you to meet Dennis Phillips.Dennis Phillips: Congratulations.Chandler: Thank you.Mrs. Bing: Dennis is a dear old friend and a fantastic lover.Chandler: Bravo Dennis thanks for pleasing my mother so.Dennis Phillips: Oh, Im so sorry I missed the ceremony, I was stuck at audit

24、ions.Mrs. Bing: Oh yes, Dennis is directing a new Broadway show.Joey: I dont believe weve met, Joey Tribbiani.Dennis Phillips: Dennis PhillipsJoey: Wow, Ive admired your work for years. You-youve done some really amazing stuff.Dennis Phillips: Oh, thank you. Well if youll excuse me, Im gonna go get

25、myself a drink. Be back in a moment. (Walks away.)Joey: Wow Dennis Phillips! Thats great! How did you guys meet?Mrs. Bing: Well, its a funny story.Chandler: Funny: ha-ha or funny: (Mimes blowing his brain out.)Time lapse. The band is finishing another song.Bandleader: Thank you, thank you very much.

26、 If everyone will please take your seats, dinner will be served.(Ross starts looking for table six and finds out that its the kids table. He sees Mona sitting at another table.)Ross: Hey! Uh, I thought, I thought you were at table six.Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)Ross: Oh see, before y

27、ou uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well Im (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.Cut to the hallway, Chandler is putting tape on the bottom of his shoes.Joey: Chandler. Will you s

28、ee if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.Chandler: What size shoes do you wear?Joey: Uh, eleven, eleven and a half.Chandler

29、: Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?Joey: Uh, I dont even really know where I left those. Sorry.Chandler: (looking at Joeys feet) Those arent eleven and a half.Joey: Okay fine! Im a seven! All right, I have surprisingl

30、y small feet. But the rest of me is good, Ill show ya!Cut to Monica and Rachel at their table.Monica: Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?!Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?Monica: This is so huge.Rachel: Sure, but come on, as big as your wedding?Monica: Of course not n

31、othing is. Between me and youRachel: Yeah.Monica: in this day and age how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?Rachel: Hey! Yknow, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything theyre supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!Monica: How?Rachel: I dont know! Maybe they have tools.Monica: Well I-I talked to and uh, shes definitely going to have this baby. Yknow, she said she was gonna raise it on her own.Rachel: Well, maybe thats, maybe thats really brave.Monica: Maybe. I just hope she realizes