六人行27The One Where Ross Finds Out.docx

1、六人行27The One Where Ross Finds Out六人行2-7The One Where Ross Finds OutScene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.Chandler: Okay, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something. . . repellent. . . about me?Rachel: So, how was the party?Cha

2、ndler: Well it couldnt have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. Okay, so what is it, am I hideously unattractive?Phoebe: No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everything.Chandl

3、er: Woah, woah, Ive put on a little weight?Phoebe: No, not weight. yknow, more like insulation.Monica: Chandler, Im unemployed and in dire need of a project. Ya wanna work out? I can remake you.Chandler: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time.Monica: Please.All:

4、 Cmon. Let her. Yeah.Chandler: All right, Okay, all right. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, Im goin home.Phoebe: Your boobs are fine. look, I never should have said anything. Come here. Come here. (hugs Chandler but holds her hands apart behind his back) Oh, cant make. ha

5、nds. meet.Opening CreditsScene: The Hallway, Chandler comes out wearing spandex, jogging in place. Monica is there.Chandler: Okay, lets do it. (Monica looks at him funny) What?Monica: Nothing, just never seen you in little stretchy pants before.Chandler: And were changing. (jogs back in his apartmen

6、t)Cut to the city street. Monica and Chandler are jogging. Chandler is lagging behind so he hops in a cab and takes off, leaving Monica behindScene: Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is doing sit-ups.Monica: Cmon give me five more. Five more.Chandler: (weakly) No.Monica: Five more and Ill flash you.Chand

7、ler: One. . . two. . . two and a half. Okay, just show me one of them.Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch. Rachel is working.Chandler: (slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. (slowly sets the cup back down) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. (Joey intercepts t

8、he cup and puts it down for him). Shes insane, the woman is insane. Its before work, its after work, its during work. Shes got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they wont bring me my mail anymore.(Phoebe enters.)Rachel: Hey Pheebs, howd it go with Scott last night?Phoebe: Oh, um, it was ni

9、ce. Took him to a romantic restaurant, ordered champagne, nice.Joey: The guy still wont put out, huh?Phoebe: Nope. Zilch, nothin, uh-uh.All: Sorry Pheebs.Phoebe: look, I, yknow, I dont mind taking it slow, I like him a lot, yknow hes really interesting and hes really sweet and why wont he give it up

10、?Joey: Maybe he, uhh. drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.Phoebe: No, whadya mean? Hes not British.Joey: Maybe hes. . . gay.Phoebe: Oohh, um, no, I dont think thats the problem. Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way h

11、e was looking into my eyes I just like. definitely felt something.Rachel: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?Phoebe: No, I felt it on my hip. You could tell.(Monica enters.)Monica: (to Chandler) Yo, Bing. Racquetball in 15 minutes.Chandler: Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with

12、 it.Phoebe: (seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window) Ooh, oh, Rachel, dont look.Rachel: What? (looks, feigns indifference) Cmon you guys, I dont care, I have a date tonight.Joey: Woah, woah, woah, you have a date?Rachel: Yeah, Monicas settin me up.Joey: But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh.

13、. .Rachel: Oh what, my whole insane jealousy thing? Well, yknow, as much fun as that was, Ive decided to opt for sanity.Chandler: So you really Okay about all this?Rachel: Oh yeah, cmon, Im movin on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her throug

14、h the damn thing.(Ross and Julie enter.)Ross: Hi guys.All: Hey.Ross: Oh, Monica, I figured Id come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffys old cat toy, Okay?Monica: Only if you say his full name.Ross: (reluctantly) Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowingtons cat toy.Monica: All right.Joe

15、y: (to Ross) Youre getting a cat?Ross: Uh, actually, were getting a cat.Rachel: Together?Ross: Uh huh.Rachel: Both of you?Ross: Yep.Rachel: Together.Julie: Yeah, we figure itll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.Rachel: Ohh, well, isnt that just lovely. Thats something the two o

16、f you will be able to enjoy for a really, really, really, really, really long time.Ross: Hopefully.Rachel: Well. (looks at watch) Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, Okay, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good c

17、at. (she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in) Okay, were not supposed to take these when we leave.Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date with Michael.Michael: I dont know if Monica told you but this is the first date Ive gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am.Rache

18、l: (distracted) How long do cats live?Michael: (confused) Im sorry?Rachel: Cats, how long do they live figuring you dont. yknow, throw em under a bus or something?Michael: Um, maybe 15, 16 years.Rachel: Thats just great. (she picks up her champagne and starts drinking)Michael: Um, cheers.Rachel: Oh,

19、 right, clink. (downs her glass)Michael: Monica told you I was cuter that this, didnt she?Rachel: Oh, no, Michael, its not you. Im sorry, its just, its this thing. Its probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.Michael: Oh, that does sound. . .A

20、hh.Rachel: I mean he just started going out with her.Michael: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend?Rachel: Ah, hah-hah-hah-ho, yeah, he wishes. Oh, Im sorry, look at me. Okay, Michael, lets talk about you. Michael: All right.Rachel: Okay, Okay. So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?Scene: Central P

21、erk, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.Phoebe: So, I figured it out.Joey: What?Phoebe: Why Scott doesnt want to sleep with me. Its cause Im not sexy enough.Joey: Phoebe, thats crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, Excellent butt, great rack.Phoebe: Really? Tha

22、ts so sweet. I mean, Im officially offended but, sweet.Joey: Pheebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, youre just gonna have to ask him.Phoebe: Youre right, youre right. Ah, you are so yumm. (they hug)(Outside the window, Monica and Chandler jog up. Monica playfully pushes him. They start p

23、ushing and slapping harder and harder until Monica pushes him down. Chandler stands up, with a serious expression, and chases her away.)Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel pours the last of the champagne bottle in her glass.Rachel: (obviously drunk) I mean, its a cat, yknow, its a cat. Why cant they get one

24、 of those bugs, yknow, one of those fruit flies, those things that live for like a day or something? (belligerently) Whatre they called, whatre they called, whatre they called?Michael: Fruit flies?Rachel: Yes! Thank you.(The waiter comes to the table.)Waiter: So, would you like any dessert?Michael:

25、No! No dessert, just a check, please.Rachel: Oh, youre not having fun, are you?Michael: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half Ive been playing the movie Diner in my head.Rachel: Oh, Look at me, Look at me. Oh, Im on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross

26、and his cat and his. Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why cant I do that?Michael: Oy. Look, Ive been through a divorce, trust me youre gonna be fine. You just cant see it now because you havent had any closure.Rachel: Yeah! Closure. Thats what it is, thats what I need. God, youre brilliant!

27、 Why didnt I think of that? How do I get that?Michael: Well, you know, theres no one way really, its just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, Im over you.Rachel: Closure, thats what it is. Closure. (she Looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone) H

28、ello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel?woo (she almost falls out of her chair)Guy: Hang on.Rachel: Hello, excuse me.Guy: What.Rachel: Hi, Im sorry, I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.Guy: Im talkin!Rachel: I can see that. I?just one phone call, Ill be very quick, Ill even pay for it myself. (m

29、an is still reluctant) Okay, youre bein a little weird about your phone.Guy: All right, fine. (on the phone) Ill call you back. (hands the phone to her)Rachel: Thank you. Okay. (dials) (to Michael) Machine. Just waiting for the beep.Michael: Good.Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, its Rachel. Im just call

30、ing to say that um, everythings fine and Im really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there Im thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (hangs up and tosses phone in th

31、e ice bucket)Commercial BreakScene: Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is answering the door in his robe.Chandler: No, no, no, no, no, no (opens door to Monica) No. Monica, its Sunday morning. Im not running on a Sunday.Monica: Why not?Chandler: Because its Sunday. Its Gods day.Monica: Okay, if you say stop, then we stop.Chandler: Okay, stop.Monica: No, cmon, we cant stop, cmon, weve got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo (Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica) Woo.Scene: Rachel and Monicas, Rachel is t