摩登家庭第一季第24集剧本英语学习.docx

1、摩登家庭第一季第24集剧本英语学习摩登家庭第1季第24集Claire :Oh, honey,have a great time at the game!Phil :Thanks.Claire :Mwa! Why are you. crunching?Phil :Ordinarily, Im a rule follower, but when someone tells me I cant bring my own snacks into their stadium, thats when I get a little nuts. Its a free country, right? Lets

2、just say it ruffles me. .when some goobers. tell me I have to spend half my payday.On their hot dogs.Claire :Please, just remember the family portrait. We only have the photographer for an hour.Phil :Okay.Claire :Okay? And, sweetie, did you have a chance to try on the white pants I put in your close

3、t?Phil :Oh, what do they look like?Claire :Is there really a more clear way to describe white pants? Sweetie, if they dont fit you, youre gonna be the only one not wearing white, and then youre gonna stand out like wheres Waldo?Phil :Actually, wheres Waldo? doesnt stand out. Hes super hard to find.

4、Thats the challenge.Claire :This portrait is incredibly important to me.Phil :Also, his name is just Waldo. Sorry.Claire :I spent weeks trying to find a time that works for everybody and finding the right photographer. So if you could just promise me that youll cooperate, okay?Phil :I promise.Claire

5、 :Okay.Phil :This is amazing that youre doing this.Claire :Mm, thank you.Phil :Youre wonderful.Claire :Thank you.Phil :Get in here.Claire :Okay.Phil :Oh, no can do.Claire :Oh. Oh.Phil :I love you.Claire :Bye.Jay :Wheres my good underwear?Gloria :The question is, why isnt all your underwear good, Jay

6、? You make a nice living!Jay :The new maid keeps mixing up my underwear with Mannys. Put on the first thing I grabbed. It was like a crotch tourniquet. You got to talk to her.Gloria :Why me?Jay :Hola. You both speak the same language.Gloria :Shes Portuguese. Do you know how offensive it is that you

7、put all of us in the same mixing pot?Jay :Im sorry. Please apologize to her when you tell her not to put my underwear.Gloria :I cant talk to her!Jay :Hey, guys.Phil :Hey!Jay :Wheres Luke?Alex :Im going instead.Phil :Luke suddenly remembered a school project due tomorrow.Jay :Oh, thats tough. But its

8、 a good lesson for the kid. You know, you made a commitment, you got to follow through.Phil :Yeah.Gloria :What is the project?Phil :Uh, he has to interview somebody who lived through the 1960s.Jay :Oh, no. Hello. Yeah, Luke. Oh, sure, I remember what I said. Yeah, come on over. All right. Gloria, yo

9、ure gonna have to take Manny to the game.Gloria :Yay. Manny, vamos!Manny :Im still getting dressed! Hey, mom! I think my diets working! My underwear wont stay up!Mitchell :Oh, so delicious. Yes. Hey, youre okay with me not going with you today, right?Cameron :I have been hired to sing at a wedding t

10、his weekend. I was plucked from obscurity after a particularly stirring karaoke performance. So I guess you could say Im a professional singer now.Mitchell :I dont know. Well, theyre paying you in flowers, so.Cameron :Well, I would have blown the money on flowers anyway. Theyre saving me a step. Plu

11、s, all the great divas are rewarded in flowers.Mitchell :Theyre also given paychecks.Mitchell :Its just, Im really bad at small talk, so.Cameron :I get it. Its not a problem.Mitchell :Are you sure? Because youve been quiet all morning.Cameron :Its because Im resting my instrument.Mitchell :Okay. I f

12、eel tension.Everyone :Kobe!Phil :Hey, what can I do for you? Do you like being a basketball.Player?Kobe :You serious?Phil :I choked. I didnt think youd look up here, at me.Kobe :Little preparation next time. Its a mental game.Phil :Dually noted.Haley :Whats wrong?Claire :That broken step. Its gonna

13、ruin our whole family portrait.Claire :Okay, heres my idea. Im really excited about it. The whole extended family, all dressed in white, in a single-file line down the staircase.Phil :Oh, like a line on the highway.Claire :No.Phil :Or a-a ski jump.Claire :No. Why. why would I want a ski jump?Phil :I

14、 dont know. My idea was to have the whole family on a giant bed like in Willy Wonka.Claire :Yeah, but thats ridiculous.Phil :Ridicu-licious.Haley :I dont see anything.Claire :So Im crazy?Haley :No! Youre.not.Claire :Your father was supposed to fix that step.Haley :Mom, youre obsessing over the tinie

15、st little thing.Claire :So you do see it.Haley :Yeah. What is the big deal about this one picture?Claire :Honey, you know what? I dont expect you to understand. But all right. When youre a mom, everything goes by so quickly. in a minute, Lukes gonna be shaving, And Alex is gonna be off at college, A

16、nd. and youre gonna be. youre gonna be doing something great. Just want to freeze this moment as it is right now. You know?Haley :I do. I know I dont show it, but this familys still the most important thing that I. screw it.Claire :Im gonna fix the bastard. I mean, seriously, how hard can it be? If

17、your father can do it, I can do it, right? All right. I just need to. like, lift.Haley :Oh. Now I see it.Claire :Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.Phil :These seats are amazing!Gloria :Why you have candy coming out of your pants?Phil :No, no, no, no, no, no, no.Gloria :Huh?Phil :I brought my own snacks. Not because Im

18、 cheap. Its. Plus, I get a little rush from the danger. Be cool! Be cool! Be cool! Just look straight ahead. Ive never felt more alive. Whoo!Claire :Okay, I just made it worse. Im not freaking out, though. Im gonna call your dad, And hes gonna tell me how to fix this.Haley :Oh, my God, its dadClaire

19、 :Where?Haley :Right there, behind Kobe!Claire :Oh!Haley :Oh, how weird is this?Claire :Quick. Quick. Tell me something to say thatll freak him out.Haley :Tell him Im pregnant!Claire :No, Im not gonna say that. Okay, here we go. How funny is this?Phil :Hey, its Phil. You know what to do.Haley :Well,

20、 that was pretty funny.Mitchell :Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Ohh. Ohh. Ohh. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh!Cameron :Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry for that. Hello?Mitchell :There is a pigeon in our house! What do I do? What do I do?Cameron

21、 :Who is this?Mitchell :Never funny. Not funny now.Cameron :Calm down. You know, I grew up around many animals. One time, a rooster attacked me, and my mom wrung its neck, and we had it for dinner.Mitchell :Great time for an anecdote. Help me!Cameron :Its more afraid of you than you are of it.Mitche

22、ll :Pigeons arent scared of anything. They stand on electrical wires.Cameron :Youre gonna be fine, Mitchell. You know what? Just as long as you dont. Oh, you know what? Theyre starting. I got to go. Okay. Bye.Mitchell :As long as I dont what?! Cam, as long as I dont. Oh!Manny :Ooh, the kiss Cam! Wou

23、ldnt it be embarrassing if the camera was on us and then the crowd started.Alex :Were related.Manny :Not by blood.Alex :Touch me, and there will be blood.Phil :Not us.Gloria :Whats wrong with you?Phil :Its the kiss-cam. When it lands on you, youre supposed to kiss. Its my wifes dads second wife, so,

24、 legally okay, but still weird. That was awkward. And.were back.Gloria :Ay, come on. Its not a big deal.Claire :Thank God for caller I.D. So you dont have to talk to your wife. Oh, were gonna talk, mister. Were gonna talk and talk.Alex :Dad! Mom saw you on TV! Youre dead.Phil :Heres the thing. The k

25、iss-cam is only supposed to be for the enjoyment of the people at the game! They never show that on TV. What people do in the privacy of their own sports arena should be their own business.Jay :So, in 66, I worked at my grandfathers office-supply business. You know, your ink, your staples, your lega

26、l pads. Am I going too fast for you?Luke :I fell asleep for second. Did you do anything interesting in the 60s?Jay :Well, one summer, I swept up hair at my other grandfathers barber shop.Luke :Ugh, youre killing me!Jay :What do you want?Luke :I dont know. Brian Beckwiths grandfather marched on Washi

27、ngton.Jay :Artie Beckwith? He couldnt walk two feet without complaining. He marched on Washington?Luke :He told Brian he did. With Martin Luther king Jr.Jay :Martin Luther king? Guess who cut his hair.Luke :What?Jay :Do you know who cut Martin Luther king Jr.s hair? Neither does Lukes teacher.Luke :

28、So, the barber shop was in Washington?Jay :Okay.Luke :Did you cut any other famous hair?Jay :Oh, yeah, the Kennedys, Richard Nixon, All the astronauts. How do you think buzz Aldrin got his nickname?Luke :Awesome.Mitchell :*we love to play in Lilys room, we dont need any milk.* Okay, you know what, L

29、ily? I am a man. I am going into the kitchen to get your milk. Whaaaaaaaaa! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Ohh!Cameron :*Ave Maria. Gratia plena. Maria, Gratia plena. Maria, Gratia plena. ave, ave Dominus. Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus et benedictus fructus ventris ventris tui, Jesus, ave Maria*Jay

30、 :Then one day, Wilt Chamberlain shows up. He says, Can you take a little off the top for my friend here? And its Elvis.Luke :No way.Jay :Greatest singer that ever lived. after Sinatra. Ill fight any man who says different.Luke :My dad says the greatest singer who ever lived is Peabo Bryson.Jay :The

31、n I guess I got to fight your dad.Luke :Yeah. I guess.Alex :Luke says grandpa wants to fight you.Claire :Why does everything have to suck?!Haley :Lets just do the picture another day. I think Im getting a pimple.Claire :No! Do you know how long it took me to book this photographer? Maybe by the fireplace.Haley :Yeah. Thats a classic old-