MTV电影大奖颁奖典礼英文原声.docx

1、MTV电影大奖颁奖典礼英文原声 2010年MTV电影大奖颁奖典礼 TV SPECIAL PRESENTATIONLadies And Gentlemen, MtvPresents A Very Special MessageFrom The Producer Of This Years Mtv Movie Awards. ? The Awards, Years I HaveDone It BetterAnd Ive MadeMore Money Than Anybody InHollywood.Besides The Money And The Power,And The Money And

2、The Power,I Do It For Only One Reason -You.You See, Movies Are Nothing ButA Marriage, A Picture And Sound.My Job Is To Get Those TwoThings DrunkAnd Make ThenAnd The Illegitimate Baby TheyMake Is Called It.Im Sorry? Youre A Huge Movie Star. And Im Going To Make You Two Bleep Even Bigger.Two Words - B

3、adass Cop! BAD-ASS COP!A LES GRASSMAN PRODUCTION Here We Are, Two MillionDomestic, Bitch. Do You Know What That GetsMe? It Also Buys Me These BookEnds. I Miss My Family.And I Live To Bring YouPeople The Best. Are You Done Playing?Youre In My World Now!You Cant Get By In This MovieWith Your Hollywood

4、 Charm AndYour Lil Wayne Cornrows!You Make Me Sick! Come On, Man.Dude.I Dont Care If Hes .Were Talking About My KarateKid Here. Look, I Brought Him HereBecaushe Is Ready. Fresh Prince Said He IsReady. Parents Just DontUnderstand. What Are You Going To Do?Can I Touch Your Hair? Bring It!Thats My Kara

5、te Kid!Finish It! Did I Break It? He Said Finish It. Finish It!Good Job.Okay, Good.Thats Why Im Producing ThisYears Mtv Movie Awards, BecauseTonight Im Going To Shove This Lump Of Coal Up My Ass AndClinch My Butt Cheeks And CrapIt Out Of You,And If YouCelebutards Do Anything To？ Bleep , Im Going To

6、Mess YouUp.So Sit Back And Relax And EnjoyMy Bleep Two Hours.This Is The Mtv MovieAwards With Appearances By -JESSIC BIELSANDRA BULLOCK BRADLEY COOPERMIRANDA COSGROVETOM CRUISECAMERON DIAZZAC EFRONZACH GALIFIANAKSWILL FERRELLJONAH HILLSCARLETT JOHANSSONTAYLOR LAUTNERROBERT PATTINSONADAM SANDLER WILL

7、 SMITHKRISTEN STEWARTSHAUN WHITEPERFORMANCES BY CHRISTINA AGUILERAAND KATY PERRYHOSTED BY AZIZ ANSARIWake Up, Bro.Its The Mtv Movie Awards,You Need To Get Some Rest.I Never Have Been To BedBefore.Then It Wont Be So Hard ForYou Get Up Then.This Here Is My NewGirlfriend.I Dont Believe This.Lets Pack Y

8、our Stuff Up AndGet Out Of Here, Mike.I Never Had Any Stuff.Then I Guess Youre AllPacked.Lets Go. See Ya.Bye.Are You Going To Bed?Are You Excited About HostingThe Awards Tonight? Thats Right.Shut The Bleep Up.Im Trying To Sleep. Okay.Sweet Dreams. My Name Is Aziz Ansari.I Want To Be On The Cover Of

9、AMagazine.I Want To Host The Mtv MovieAnd My Mom Is Mean As Get Down Here!Get Down Here! Its Amanda Seyfried FromDear John.She Wanted Me To Help Her WorkOn Her Speech In Case She Wins. You Want Me To Bleep ! I Usually Eat While ImRunning. You Plan On Putting Some FoodIn The Frying Pan?I Dont See The

10、 Pan Anywhere. Its Around Somewhere. Youre A Dummy, Bitch.Dont Nobody Want You, DontNobody Need You. Nobody Loves Me. Your Baby Loves You. Oh, Man.Ive Got To Go Host The Show. How Am I Going To Get PeopleExcited Before I Get On Stage? Maybe I Can Help. Justin Bieber, What Are YouDoing Here? Here To

11、Make The Girls GoCrazy.Listen. Theyre Screaming So Loud!Thats Amazing.Thank You, Justin Bieber. No Problem. Ladies And Gentlemen, Here ToHost The Mtv Movie Awards,Aziz Ansari! Thank You.Whats Up?Welcome To The Mtv MovieAwards.My Name Is Aziz Ansari.Im Your Host For The Evening.Im So Excited To Be He

12、re.The Big Thing In Movies ThisYear Was -D Movies.Now, Some People Dont Like -D.I Love -D.I Love -D.But Full Disclosure, I ThinkHeadaches Are Dull, So Im ALittle Bit Biassed.Some People Do Like -D Too MuchThough.Oh, Man, I Just Saw A Movie In -D It Looks So Real.I Just Saw This Movie In -D ItLooks S

13、o Real.Do You Know What Else LooksReal?Movies.Any Movie That Came Out RecentlyLooks Real.I Mean Julie & Julia LooksReal.I Dont Watch That Movie AndDont Go, Those Arent People,Those Arent Pots And Pans.Nobody Is Sauteing Butter InThat Thing.Do You Know What Doesnt LookReal?Clash Of The Titans AndAvat

14、ar.Those Movies Look Like VideoGames.Avatar Was The Biggest MovieOf All Time.The Biggest Movie Of All Time.But How Did James Cameron PitchThat Movie?He Must Have Sounded Like ACrazy Person.Can You Imagine A Friend ComingUp To You And Going Like,I WantTo Make A Movie About Blue Aliens.Gonna Take Me Y

15、ears.And Im Going To Spend$ Million.Well, Thats Quite A Big Leap OfFaith, Is There Anything YouTell Me About The Movie?Yeah, At One Point, A Dude Is Going To Bleep Me With HisPonytail.Okay, Good Luck With ThatProject, Dude.But Its The Mtv Movie Awards,So The Biggest Movies Are TheTwilight Movies.I W

16、atch Them.I Watch Them.I Watched Both Of Them.My Favorite Character - Edward.Hes A Smooth, Sexy Vampire.Smooth, Sexy Vampire.He Goes Out With His Girl On ADate And He Goes - You BetterHold On Tight, Spider Monkey.Thats Smooth.I Say The Same Things To GirlsWhenever Thai Step In My KiaSportage.You Bet

17、ter Hold On Tight, SpiderMonkey, Were Going To Quiznos.So I Finished Twilight And ImAll Psyched To Watch New MoonAnd See Edward And The Dude IsGone The Whole Movie.The Movie Starts, Sorry I GottaMove And He Finally Shows Up AtThe End.All Right, Im Done Filming,Remember Me, Here I Am.The Girl Bella G

18、ot To ChooseBetween Jacob The Wolf BoyAnd - Jacob Or Edward.And Shes Like, Edward.Im Down.Edward Is Like, Cool, Want ToGet Married?Like Right Away.Doesnt Give The Wolf Guy AnySpace To Leave.Like He Bends Down To ProposeAnd The Wolf Nudges Her On The Shoulder Thats How Little FaithHe Gives. And Then

19、After He Proposes LikeThe Credits Start Rolling RightAway Like Thats A Big Cliff-Hanger.No, Its Not.We All Know Shes Going To SayYes.You Cant Have Your Hero RunningWhich - Away From A Bunch OfExplosion,It, To Be Continued.All Right.Are You Ready To Get This ShowStarted?Okay.Now, I Didnt See TheDocum

20、entary Babies, But Im Very Excited To See The FirstPresenters In The Sequels GrownUps.Please Welcomes The Grown-Ups,Adam Sandler, Adam James, ChrisRock, David Spade And Rob Schneider!How You Guys?In Our New Movie Grown Ups,The Five Of Us Actually Play AGrown-Up.It Was The Greatest ActingChallenge Of

21、 Our Lives. To Prepare For Our Roles, WeLived Amongst The Grown-Ups.Dressed Like Them And Learned ToSpeak Their Language.Using Big Words Like MortgageAnd Fertilizer.We Had To Learn To Walk Like TheGrown-Ups.We Forced Ourselves To Gain Pounds In Our Asses Like TheGrown-Ups In North And South Dakota.

22、We Hired A Team Of Doctors ToInject Our Bodies With ArthritisAnd Constantly Had To Fight OurNatural Urges To Pee In Our BedsAnd Play With Our SpidermanDolls.And I Had To Force Myself ToDate Grown-Up Women,Some As OldAs .I Just Thank God The Movie IsComing Out So We Can Go Back ToPlaying XboxAnd Suck

23、ing Out Of Our Mothers Milk Bottle. The Nominees For Best FemalePerformance Are - Best Female Performance.Kristen Stewart. Zoe Saldana.EMMA WATSON Sandra Bullock. Amanda Seyfried.I DONT THINK SO. Winner For Best FemaleIs Kristen Stewart. You Guys Want To Do This ForMe? All Right.Thank You So Much.Th

24、is Is Awesome.I Guess - I Guess Twilight IsReally Awesome And I Agree.And Um, I Want To Say Hi ToChris Because I Havent TalkedTo Him In A While And He Directed The Movie And I ReallyLoved Him And How Cool Is This,Chris, Right?Okay.Im Going To Peace Out And ThankYou So Much. From The Movie Takers,?Pl

25、ease Welcome T.I. Hey, Whats Happening.So Kristen Stewart, Will She GetAnother Award For Best Kiss?Were Back.TThe Next Presenters Are Going ToBe On Stage For About As Long AsI Appear In Their Hit Film Get Him To The Greek.Please Welcome Russell Brand,Jonah HillAnd Sean DiddyCombs. We Are Here To Pre

26、sent TheAward For Best Breakout Star. Oh, My God, You Guys, IsTaylor Lautner Here? Im Not Excited About LautnerBecause Robert Pattison Is Here.Im Going To Need TesticularSurgery. You Know This Is Why WellNever Be Friends.Youre Team Edward ?And ? Its LikeIsrael And Palestine. ? Israel! What The Bleep

27、 Are YouGuys Talking About? We Were Doing The Movie, YouGuys Had These Same Types OfConversations.I Dont Understand Any Of ThisFrom Where Im From.What Are You Talking About?And - Every Time You Guys OpenYour Mouths, I Get Less Cool. Well, Puffy, Well, The TeamEdward Versus Team Jacob Is LikeThe East

28、 Coast/West CoastConflict That You Went Through.Thank Heavens Now - ? Exactly Like That. Im Still Angry With YouBecause Were On DifferentTeams. I Seriously Hate You ?You Know, Im Never Doing AMovie With You Again.And - Well, Lets Get To TheReason Were Here. Best Break Outstar.Zach Galinfianakis. Gab

29、ourey Sidibe. Chris Pine. Anna Kendrick. Logan Lerman. And If You Aint Seen GetHim To The Greek, Make Sure YouThank You Very Much.The Winner Of This - Well Done.The Prize For This Taylor Lautner? No.Its Actually Anna Kendrick FromUp In The Air. ? Well Done.I Am Not Cool Enough To WinAn Mtv Movie Award So Im NotGoing To Mess It Up By Talking Any More Than I Should.This Is The Coolest Moment Ever. This Is Going On My CoffeeTable.Thank You So Muc