老友记第一幕第一集英文字母蓉蓉整理完全版.docx

1、老友记第一幕第一集英文字母蓉蓉整理完全版老友记，第一季，第一集1.Theres nothing to tell!2.Hes just some guy I work with!3.Cmon, youre going out with the guy!4.Theres gotta be something wrong with him!5.All right Joey, be nice.6.So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?7.Wait, does he eat chalk?8.Just, cause, I dont want her

2、to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!9.Okay, everybody relax.10.This is not even a date.11.Its just two people going out to dinner and-12.not having sex.13.Sounds like a date to me.14.Alright, so Im back in high school, Im standing in the middle of the cafeteria,15.and I realize I am tota

3、lly naked.16.Oh, yeah. Had that dream.17.Then I look down, and I realize theres a phone.18.There.19.- Instead of.?- Thats right.- Never had that dream./No.20.All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.21.Now I dont know what to do,everybody starts looking at me.22.And they werent looking at you befor

4、e?!23.Finally, I figure Id better answer it,24.and it turns out its my mother,25.which is very-very weird,26.because- she never calls me!27 .Hi.28.This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.29.Are you okay, sweetie?30.I just feel like someone reached down my throatrut, grabbed rb my small intestineint

5、estin31.pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck.32.Cookie?33.Carol moved her stuff out today.34.- Let me get you some coffee.- Thanks.35.No, no dont! Stop cleansing my aura! :r klenz 36.No, just leave my aura alone, okay?37.Fine! Be murky! m:ki 38.Ill be fine, alright? Really, everyone.

6、 I hope shell be very happy.39-. No you dont.- No I dont, to hell with her, she left me!40.And you never knew she was a lesbian.41.No! Okay?!42.Why does everyone keep fixating on that?fkset 43.She didnt know, how should I know?44.Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.45.Did I say that out loud?46.I told

7、mom and dad last night,they seemed to take it pretty well.hstrkl歇斯底里的；异常兴奋的47.Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M.,48.Ill never have grandchildren, Ill never have grandchildren.49.was what? A wrong number?50.Sorry.51.Alright Ross, look.52.Youre feeling a l

8、ot of pain right now.53.Youre angry. Youre hurting.54.Can I tell you what the answer is?55.Strip joint!56.Cmon, youre single! Have some hormones! h:mun 激素，荷尔蒙57.I dont want to be single, okay?58.I just. I just- I just wanna be married again!59.And I just want a million dollars!60.- Rachel?!- Oh God

9、Monica hi! Thank God!61.I just went to your building and you werent there and62.then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!63.- Can I get you some coffee?- De-Caff64.Okay, everybody, this is Rachel,another Lincoln High survivor.65.This is everybody, this is Chandler,

10、 and Phoebe, and Joey, and-66.you remember my brother Ross?67.- Hi, sure!- Hi.68.So you wanna tell us now,69.or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?braidzmeid伴娘70.Oh God. well, it started about a half hour before the wedding.71.I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents,72.and I wa

11、s looking at this gravy boat.reivi船形滷肉盤73.This really gorgeous Language gravy boat. :ds74.When all of a sudden-突然間75.Sweet n Lo?-76.I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry!77.And then I got really freaked fri:k out, and thats when it hit me:how much Barry looks like Mr.

12、 Potato Head.78.Yknow, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but.79.Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering80.Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?81.So anyway I just didnt know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart drift ,82.but youre t

13、he only person I knew who lived here in the city.83.Who wasnt invited to the wedding.84.Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldnt be an issue.85.Now Im guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ,and shes really not happy about it.86.Tunatun 金枪鱼or egg salad? Decide!87.Ill have whatever Christine is ha

14、ving.88.Daddy, I just. I cant marry him!89.Im sorry. I just dont love him.90.Well, it matters to me!91.If I let go of my hair,my head will fall off.92.Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.93.I say push her down the stairs.94.Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the

15、 stairs!95.Cmon Daddy, listen to me!96.Its like, its like, all of my life, everyone has always told me,97.Youre a shoe! Youre a shoe, youre a shoe, youre a shoe!.98.And today I just stopped and I said, What if I dont wanna be a shoe?99.What if I wanna be a- a purse, yknow? Or a- or a hat!100.o, Im n

16、ot saying I want you to buy me a hat, Im saying I am a ha-101.Its a metaphor metf , Daddy!比喻102.You can see where hed have trouble.103.Look Daddy, its my life.104.Well maybe Ill just stay here with Monica.105.Well, I guess weve established whos staying here with Monica.106.Well, maybe thats my decis

17、ion.107.Well, maybe I dont need your money.108.Wait! Wait, I said maybe!109.Just breathe, breathe. thats it.Just try to think of nice calm things.110.Raindrops on roses111.and rabbits and kittens,112.bluebells and sleigh bells and- something with mittens.113.La la la la. something and noodles with s

18、tring. These are a few.114.Im all better now.115.I helped!116.Okay, look, this is probably for the best, yknow?117.Independence. Taking control of your life.118.The whole, hat thing.119.And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey.120.Me and Chandler live across the hall.121.And hes away

19、out.122.Joey, stop hitting on her! Its her wedding day!123.What, like theres a rule or something?124.Please dont do that again, its a horrible sound.125I.ts, uh, its Paul.126.Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in!127.- Whos Paul?- Paul the Wine Guy, Paul128.- Maybe.- Wait. Your not a real date tonight is

20、with Paul the Wine Guy?129.- He finally asked you out?- Yes!130.Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.131.Rach, wait, I can cancel.132.Please, no, go, thatd be fine!133.Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?134.Thatd be good.135.- Really?- No, go on! Its Paul the Wine Guy!136.What does that m

21、ean? Does he sell it,drink it, or just complain a lot?137.Hi, come in! Paul, this is.138. everybody, everybody, this is Paul.139Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!140I.m sorry, I didnt catch your name. Paul, was it?141.Okay, umm-umm, Ill just-Ill be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah.142.A wanderin

22、g?143.Change! Okay, sit down. Two seconds.144.Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That cant be good.145.Hey, Paul! / Yeah?146.Heres a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot147.over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.148.Shut up, Joey!149.So

23、 Rachel, whatre you, uh. whatre you up to tonight?150.Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!151.Right, youre not even getting your honeymoon, God.152.No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year. talk about your-153.-big lizards.154.Anyway, if you dont feel like

24、 being alone tonight,155.Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.156.Yes, and were very excited about it.157.Well actually thanks, but I think Im just gonna hang out here tonight.Its been kinda a long day.158.Okay, sure.159.Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?160.Oh, I wish

25、 I could, but I dont want to.161.Love is sweet as summer showers,162.love is a wondrous work of art,163.but your love oh your love,164.your love.165.is like a giant pigeon.crapping on my heart.166.La-la-la-la-la- Thank you.167.La-la-la-la.ohhh.168.Im supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side t

26、hings,using a bunch of these little worm guys.I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and-170.I cannot feel my legs.171.- Im thinking weve got a bookcase here.- Its a beautiful thing.172.Whats this?173.I would have to say that is an L-shaped bracket. brkit托架174.- Which goes where?- I

27、 have no idea.175.Done with the bookcase! / All finished!176.This was Carols favorite beer.177.She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.178.Hey-hey-hey-hey,179.if youre gonna start with that stuff were outta here.180.Yes, please dont spoil all this fun.181Ross, let me ask you a questi

28、on.182.She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV-183.what did you get?184.- You guys.- Oh, God.185.- You got screwed.skru:昏頭 - Oh my God!186.Oh my God!187.I know, I know, Im such an idiot.188.I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week.189.I

29、mean, how clean can teeth get?190.My brothers going through that right now, hes such a mess.191.How did you get through it?192.Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers,193.- say her.- .leg?194.Thats one way! Me, I-195.I went for the watch.196.You actually broke her watch?

30、197.Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-198.I shredded red 撕碎 by boyfriends favorite bath towel.199.- Ooh, steer clear of you.- Thats right.200.Barry, Im sorry. I am so sorry.201.I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love202.with your socks on,203.but it isnt. it isnt, its about me, and I ju-204.Hi, machine cut me off again.205.anyway.look, look,206.I know that some girl is going to be incredibly inkredbli 难以置信地 lucky207.to become Mrs. Barry Finkel,208.but it isnt me, its not me.209.And not that I have any idea who me is right now,21