Modern Family 台词117Truth Be Told.docx

1、Modern Family 台词117Truth Be ToldClaire : Hey, honey, Hugh grant has a.Phil : Not in.Claire : okay, well, Alex has a cello lesson at eleven and junior congress at noon.Haley : Doesnt she also have no boys at forever?Alex : Dont you have an eating disorder you need to attend to?Claire : Yeah, anyway,

2、uh, we could see the 4:00 or the 6:20.Phil : Oh, actually, thats no good. Im meeting my friend Denise for a drink?Claire : Denise? Do I know Denise?Phil : Yeah, you know, my old girlfriend.Haley : Oh, my god. Gross. I cant even picture you with a woman.Claire : Thank you.Luke : You had a girlfriend

3、before mom?Phil : Try two. Trust me. I had plenty of fun in my time. And then I met your mom.Claire : And thank you.Phil : So, uh, I guess she travels around selling makeup For a cosmetics company. Shes in town for a week.Alex : You mean shes like a door-to-door salesman?Luke : If you were doing it,

4、 Theyd call it a dork-to-dork salesman.Phil : Ohh! My boy strikes like a rattlesnake!Alex : Oh, yeah? Well. well, you.Claire : Wow. All right, well, we can see the movie tomorrow. Come on. Its time for your lesson.Luke : You mean her second lesson, because she just got schooled.Alex : Whats wrong wi

5、th me today?Claire : Shake it off, champ. Its not your day.Manny : Hey.Gloria : Ay. Good morning, papi.Manny : Is it?Gloria : Aw, youre still sad because of that audition.Manny : That part was mine. I was born to play Tevye. Instead they give it to Rod Jackson? What does he know from suffering?Jay :

6、 How we doing?Gloria : A little better, But were gonna go and throw ice cream at the problem.Jay : Well, if that doesnt work, this should do the trick.Manny : what doesnt kill us makes us stronger.Jay : We can hang this in your room. You can see it every morning, start to internalize it. Pretty soon

7、, nothing will keep you down.Manny : But its not true.Jay : What are you talking about?Manny : Lots of stuff that doesnt kill you makes you weaker. My friends grandfather had a heart attack. Now he needs a machine to breathe.Gloria : Ive seen him at the supermarket. Now he needs to drive one of thos

8、e little, like.Jay : Yeah, thats right. Be negative.Gloria : Its just not a good poster, Jay.Jay : Youre only making me stronger.OPENING CREDITSMitchell : Did you pack the, uh, bread for the ducks?Cameron : Yes.Mitchell : Not the whole-wheat kind. The ducks dont like that.Cameron : Theyre ducks, Mit

9、chell. They dont care.Cameron : We both believe that animals Should play a big part in Lilys life. Having grown up on a farm, I was surrounded by them. They were more like brothers and sisters than just, you know, livestock.Mitchell : Delicious brothers and sisters.Cameron : Life on a farm. they kno

10、w what theyre getting into.Mitchell : Eesh.Mitchell : Wait. Oh, its the office.Cameron : Dont answer it.Mitchell : I have to.Cameron : Its like this every Saturday. Just ignore it.Mitchell : Well, maybe its not that this time. Hello?Cameron : Yeah.Jay : Thats nice. Holy. Shel? You all right, buddy?C

11、ameron : Oh, theres four of them, Mitchell! Theyre giving her little duck kisses, and she. oh, shes laughing! I cant believe youre missing this.Mitchell : Well, why not, Cam? Ive missed everything else. She rolled over when I was in Phoenix. She started scooting en I was in court.Cameron : Well, jus

12、t tell them youre not coming in. You do enough for them.Mitchell : Well, you know that, I know that, you know? The only one who doesnt know that is my sucky boss. Hes the suckiest suck of all time. Hes a miserable son of a bitch who. May have heard everything I just said.Claire : Hi honey! When are

13、you getting together with your gal pal?Phil : Actually, I was just checking on that. Shes supposed to send me a message.Claire : Ohh. Youre Facebook friends.Phil : Sure am. Oh. Shes one of my 447 friends. Everybody wants a slice.Claire : How long have you two been in touch with each other?Phil : Uh,

14、 she tracked me down about a year ago.Claire : Mm. Mm, mm.Phil : What? Whats. whats that sound?Claire : Mm. Nothing.Phil : Oh. There she is right now. how about we meet at Le Reve at 7:30?Claire : Well, that sounds innocent enough. I mean, drinks with an ex-girlfriend at an intimate French restauran

15、t.Phil : Honey, youre doing that thing where you say what I want you to say but your tone seems mean.Claire : Let me guess. Denise isnt married.Phil : Recently divorced. Whats the big deal?Claire : Come on, Phil. You cant be that naive. Seriously, women in their 30s on the internet are like. Theyre

16、like ninjas. They get in their little black outfits and try and sneak their way into your marriage.Phil : Thats not Denise.Claire : Mm.Phil : Here, read some of her messages. Youre gonna feel silly. Go ahead.Claire : hey, Phil. Hows it goin?Phil : You cant add the sexy voice. hi, Phil. Hows it going

17、?Claire : so glad to hear your neck is betterPhil : Are you seriously jealous?Claire : No! I am not jealous at all. I just happen to know women better than you do, and that woman wants a slice.Phil : Okay, just to prove how wrong you are, Im gonna invite her over here for drinks.Claire : Fine with m

18、e. Just hope its fine with Denise. gee, Phil. I really had my heart set on Le Reve.Phil : That voice doesnt bother me. Kind of like it!Cameron : Well, has he been acting weird around you?Mitchell : No, no. Ive been avoiding him all morning.Cameron : So you dont even know if he heard you.Mitchell : W

19、ell, thats why were doing this. Hey, where are you? I only have a half-hour for lunch.Cameron : Hello, handsome.Mitchell : Okay, so, uh, this is where it happened. Just, um, turn off the phone, roll down the window, and well well see if you can hear me. Okay.Cameron : Go around! Were re-creating a f

20、aux pas! Thank you!Mitchell : Okay. C-can you hear me now?Cameron : Uh, yeah, but just barely. Is this how loud you were talking?Mitchell : Uh, well, it might have been a little bit louder. There was traffic. I mean, I almost had to shout.Cameron : You almost had to what?Mitchell : Shout.Cameron : L

21、ittle bit louder now.Mitchell : Shout!Cameron : Little bit louder now.Mitchell : Shout!Cameron : * hey, hey, hey, hey *Mitchell : Really, Cam? My job is at stake here and Oh, w-who are we kidding? You can obviously hear me. I am so screwed.Jay : Manny? Manny, come here a second, pal.Manny : Huh?Jay

22、: I got some bad news, buddy.Manny : What is it?Jay : Well, theres no easy way to say this. Shel Turtlestein is dead.Manny : What? How?!Jay : I was down here reading the paper, And I heard this commotion up in your room, so. So naturally I go running up there. And this mangy raccoon had busted throu

23、gh your screen. He must have scampered up to where Shel was. By the time I walked in, he had him. The little bastard had him by the neck, shaking him. Gravels flying everywhere. He didnt even flinch. He just stared at me with that smug look and then bolted. If only Id have got here earlier.Manny : M

24、ay I see the body?Gloria : Baby, are you sure thats a good idea?Manny : Its something I have to do. Thats him.Jay : Sorry, pal.Manny : It just doesnt make any sense.Jay : Yep. Only the good die young.Manny : But in school we lead raccoons are nocturnal. They sleep during the day.Jay : They sure do,

25、and this one mustve got up for a midnight snack. You know, weve all done that.Manny : I guess so. Yeah.Jay : It all adds up.Manny : I dont think I can be in here right now. Too many memories.Jay : Hell be okay.Gloria : You lie.Jay : What?Gloria : Im Colombian. I know a fake crime scene when I see on

26、e!Jay : I was hanging up the new poster. And it fell on top of him. It was an accident.Gloria : You have to tell him.Jay : No. Ive been through this before. When Mitchell was 9, I was supposed to take care of his bird. It got out and flew into a fan. It was like a bloody pillow fight.Gloria : My god

27、. How many pets have you killed?Jay : Just the two. I took the heat on the bird. It was a big mistake. To this day, Mitchell looks at me, I see him thinking, thats the guy who killed Fly-Za Minnelli.Gloria : And what if he finds out? Then what? Youll be the guy that killed his pet and lied to him.Ja

28、y : Hes not gonna find out, because I covered my tracks.Gloria : Okay. Fly-za Minnelli?Jay : How did I not know that kid was gay?Alex : Hey, Luke! Big day for you, huh?Luke : Why?Alex : Because you get to meet your real mom.Luke : What?Alex : We all made a pact wed deny it until you turned 21, But t

29、hats the real reason dads old girlfriend is coming over. Shes your mom, and if she likes you, youll go live with her.Luke : Im not adopted. Im asking mom.Alex : You mean Mrs. Dunphy? Shes not going to tell you the truth.Luke : I-I-Im not.Alex : I know.Luke : Unh!Haley : Just cause he called you a do

30、rk-to-dork salesman?Alex : The empire strikes back.Manny : Raccoons have five toes.Jay : Whats that?Manny : I dont mean to bother you. Its just confusing. The footprints in my room only have four toes.Jay : You know, I bet I know wt happened. Ill bet he lost those toes in a fight. And that guy looke

31、d like hed been in a brawl or two.Manny : One toe from each foot?Jay : Maybe. Y-you know, Manny, I think the only thing thats gonna get you to stop asking all these questions. is for you to have a little closure.Manny : What do you mean?Jay : Well, Id like to throw a little memorial for Shel. Itll be good for all of us. That way, we get our grief out, and then we never have to talk about this ever. ever again.Phil : Hi! Oh, careful, theres a thing. Ooh. Thats a. good to see you.Den