经典美剧《老友记》第二季第十二集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

1、经典美剧老友记第二季第十二集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语That commercial always makes me so sad.Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him,so, everything seems to work out OK.I meant because the monkey in it reminds me of Marcel.I can see that,cause they both have those big brown eyes and, ya know, the litt

2、le pouty chin.And the fact that theyre both monkeys.Sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing, ya know, giving him away.Oh, Ross, you had to, I mean, he was humping everything in sight.I mean, I have a Malibu Barbi that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.Remember when sometimes hed bor

3、row your hat, and, and when you got it back thered be little monkey raisins in it.Remember when sometimes hed borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back thered be little monkey raisins in it.Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my bosss hat. . .all of the sudden I have

4、 this big attitude problem.Hey, hey, check it out, guess what I got.Rhythm?No, my first fan mail.No, my first fan mail.Dear Dr. Remore,.know that I love you and would do anything to have you. Gosh.Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.Ooh wait,PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.Ya know,

5、in crazy world, that means youre married.This wasnt addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment.Theres no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.Oh my god,I got my very own stalker.Ooh, where are you off to, Travelin Jake?Well, theres this, uh, paleontology conference i

6、n L.A.so I figured Id go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.You know I think he will be surprised, till he realizes hes a monkey, and uh,you know, isnt capable of that emotion.Oh, Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again.Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like Im telling you a story,

7、OK. And, and its really funny. So everyone just laugh,I know, I know.I know, I know.- Hi. Im Rob Dohnen.(Rob:Chris Isaac) - Hi Rob Dohnen.- I dont know anything about music, but I think youre really, really great. - Oh, wow.Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city an

8、d I was just thinking,have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?Oh, I would love to have kids. . .youre, youre the, youre, me play the songs that I will write for them.- Hey, whaddya wanna do for dinner?- Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves.- Hello. - Its Erica.Ah, the st

9、alker.Never mind, its open.Yes, hitting her with a frying pans a good idea.We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isnt a cartoon.Lets get out of here.The one time theyre not home.OK, well just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs,she wont know its me cause weve never met.Th

10、ats how radio stars escape stalkers.Shes comin.Its me.Uhh, this is it, this is how were gonna die.- Ready? - Wait, wait, wait.- Ready? - Wait, wait, wait.- Hi.(Erica:Brooke Shields) - Erica.- Mr. Geller? - Hi.Dean Lipson, zoo administrator.I was told you had a question.Well, I uh, I cant seem to fin

11、d the monkey I donated last year.Hes a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.Ahh, Im afraid I have some bad news.Marcel has passed on.Oh my God, what happened?Well he got sick, and then he got sicker,and then he got a little betterbut then he died.I cant believe this.Im sorry Mr. Geller. But ya know,

12、 theres an old saying,Sometimes monkeys die.Its not a great sayingbut it certainly is fitting today.Well, ya know, someone should have called me.Im sorry. Look, I know this cant bring him back but here, its just a gesture.Zoo dollars?Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats.Well it

13、s a lot cuter if your monkey hasnt just died.- Ooohhh. - I know.I cant believe Joeys having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.- Well, you remember Cathy Bates in Misery? - Yeah.Well, she looks the exact opposite of that.And shes not crazy?Oh no no no, shes a total wack job.Yeah, she

14、thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.Oh my God.Ah, and I mean, hes going out with her? He can not persue this.Hey, just because this woman thinks she can actually see Joey through the magical box in her living roomdoesnt mean shes not a person.I mean, does she not deserve happiness, does sh

15、e not deserve love?Whatre you lookin at me for? Hes the one who wants to boff the maniac.You OK?No, uh-uh, Im just, Im nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.Thats not a good idea, thats kinda the reason the last guy got fired.Im just, Im, Im, Im used t

16、o playing for grown-ups.Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing,ya know, and kids listen.This is a huge responsibility. What?Are you gonna kiss me?- I was thinkin about it. - OK.OK, alrighty, lets play some tunes.- Hi everybody, Im Phoebe. - Hi Phoebe.- Hi everyb

17、ody, Im Phoebe. - Hi Phoebe.Im gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK.Now, grandmas a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.But lately she hasnt been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.Now, your mom and your dad said

18、 she moved to Peru,but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la.- Oh, Drake, isnt it amazing? - Yeah it is. . .what?Well, here we sit, devil may care,just a little while ago you were reattaching someones spinal cord.Yeah, that was a tricky one.In reality,

19、that operation takes like, over 10 hours, but they only showed it for 2 minites.Whos they?No one.Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands.Oh these hands, these beautiful hands,oh I could just eat them. . . but I wont.Good, otherwise my watch would fall off.No, seriously.These hands. The

20、se miracle, magical, life-giving hands.Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?Alright, just one.Wow, youre good at that.Oh my God! Someone, hes choking. Is anyone here a doctor?Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.Meet me in the nocturnal house in 15 m

21、inutes.Uhh, hey look, I dont really enjoy being with other men that way.But, um, zoo dollars?Its about your monkey. Its alive.I dont understand, why didnt you help that man?Uhh, cause, uhh, Im a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage.Alright, look, I got to tell you some

22、thing.No, no no no, you dont have to tell me anything. You dont have to explain yourself to me.Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?- I should just be happy to be near you. - Hey I-Hey what?Thats it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! Hey. He-hey.Therell be times when you get

23、 older when youll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. But dont.Cause thats another thing that you dont wanna do, everybody!Thats another thing that you dont wanna do.- Excellent! - Very informative!Not at all inappropriate!Thank you for coming everybody. Therere cookies in the back

24、.That was great, the kids loved you.Yay, I rock.And you know why? Because you told the truth,and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.But.How did you know there was a but?I sense these things. It was either but or butter.The thing is, I think some of the parents, they were kinda hopi

25、n that youd play more songsabout like, barnyard animals.I can do that.- Really? - Yeah.Because that would be fantastic.What? You wanna kiss me?Thinkin about it.Ahh, the bat. Ambassador of darkness,flitting out of his cave like a winged messenger, sightless spectre of the macabe.- Buddy, my monkey? -

26、 Oh, yeah, right.There was a break-in, few months back, inside job.Your monkey was taken.Oh my God. But the zoo told me that my monkey was dead.The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?That, thats the only thing the zoos ever told me.Of course theyre gonna say hes dead. They dont want the

27、 bad publicity.Its all a great big cover-up.Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?That guy Lipson?Lipson knows. Hmm, Lipson knows huh?Ahh, hello Mr. Opossum,enigma of the trees, upside-down denizen of the night, taunting gravity with.Buddy, my monkey, my monkey.Word on the street - well,w

28、hen I say street, I mean those little pretend streets they have here at the zoo.Of course.Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. Thats all I know.This is unbelievable.So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?Are you trying to get me to bribe you?Maybe.But you already

29、 told me everything.Check it out, he actually is the MonkeyShine monkey.Well, so whatre you gonna do?Well, I guess Im gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.Thats what I did when I lost my Clydesdales.- OK, hi again. - Hi Phoebe.Today were gonna start with some songs about barny

30、ard animals.Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And thats how we get hamburgers.Nooowww, chickens!Youre the only one who can save her Drake.Damnit, Im a doctor, Im not God.Well, there goes my whole belief syst

31、em.Its Erica.Oh my God, quick turn off the TV.No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens.Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?Rachel, its a world where Joey is a neuro-surgeon.Hey Erica, cmon in.How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?Right, they uh, they choppered me in. Whats up?Ohh, and I see youre having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?Who