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Yeah,butthentheguyopenshisbeerandthosegirlsrunathim,

so,everythingseemstoworkoutOK.

ImeantbecausethemonkeyinitremindsmeofMarcel.

Icanseethat,

'causetheybothhavethosebigbrowneyesand,yaknow,thelittlepoutychin.

Andthefactthatthey'rebothmonkeys.

SometimesIwonderifIdidtherightthing,yaknow,givinghimaway.

Oh,Ross,youhadto,Imean,hewashumpingeverythinginsight.

Imean,IhaveaMalibuBarbithatwillnolongerbewearingwhitetoherwedding.

Rememberwhensometimeshe'dborrowyourhat,and,andwhenyougotitbackthere'dbelittlemonkeyraisinsinit.

Rememberwhensometimeshe'dborrowyourhat,and,andwhenyougotitbackthere'dbelittlemonkeyraisinsinit.

Yeah,wellsure,whenhedidit,itwasfunny.WhenIdidittomyboss'shat...

allofthesuddenIhavethisbigattitudeproblem.

Hey,hey,checkitout,guesswhatIgot.

Rhythm?

No,myfirstfanmail.

No,myfirstfanmail.

'DearDr.Remore,..

knowthatIloveyouandwoulddoanythingtohaveyou.'Gosh.

'Yournot-so-secretiveadmirer,EricaFord.'

Oohwait,

'PSenclosedpleasefind14ofmyeyelashes.'

Yaknow,incrazyworld,thatmeansyou'remarried.

Thiswasn'taddressedtoDaysofOurLives,thisis,thiscametoyourapartment.

There'snostamponit,thiswomanwasinourbuilding.

Ohmygod,

Igotmyveryownstalker.

Ooh,whereareyouoffto,Travelin'Jake?

Well,there'sthis,uh,paleontologyconferenceinL.A.

soIfiguredI'dgoandthendrivedowntothezooandsurpriseMarcel.

YouknowIthinkhewillbesurprised,'tillherealizeshe'samonkey,anduh,

youknow,isn'tcapableofthatemotion.

Oh,Phoebe,thatreallycuteguyishereagain.

Oh,oh,OK,soeveryone,pretendlikeI'mtellingyouastory,

OK.And,andit'sreallyfunny.Soeveryonejustlaugh,

Iknow,Iknow.

Iknow,Iknow.

-Hi.I'mRobDohnen.（Rob:

ChrisIsaac）-HiRobDohnen.

-Idon'tknowanythingaboutmusic,butIthinkyou'rereally,reallygreat.-Oh,wow.

Anyway,IscheduleperformersforthechildrenslibrariesaroundthecityandIwasjustthinking,

haveyoueverthoughtaboutplayingyoursongsforkids?

Oh,Iwouldlovetohavekids...

you're,you'rethe,you're,meplaythesongsthatIwillwriteforthem.

-Hey,whaddyawannadofordinner?

-Wellwecouldjuststayinandcookforourselves.

-Hello.-It'sErica.

Ah,thestalker.

Nevermind,it'sopen.

Yes,hittingherwithafryingpan'sagoodidea.

Wemightwannahaveabackupplan,though,justincasesheisn'tacartoon.

Let'sgetoutofhere.

Theonetimethey'renothome.

OK,we'lljustleave,andwhenwepassheronthestairs,

shewon'tknowit'sme'causewe'venevermet.

That'showradiostarsescapestalkers.

She'scomin'.

It'sme.

Uhh,thisisit,thisishowwe'regonnadie.

-Ready?

-Wait,wait,wait.

-Ready?

-Wait,wait,wait.

-Hi.（Erica:

BrookeShields）-Erica.

-Mr.Geller?

-Hi.

DeanLipson,zooadministrator.

Iwastoldyouhadaquestion.

Well,Iuh,Ican'tseemtofindthemonkeyIdonatedlastyear.

He'sacapuchan,answerstothenameMarcel.

Ahh,I'mafraidIhavesomebadnews.

Marcelhaspassedon.

OhmyGod,whathappened?

Wellhegotsick,andthenhegotsicker,

andthenhegotalittlebetter

butthenhedied.

Ican'tbelievethis.

I'msorryMr.Geller.Butyaknow,there'sanoldsaying,

'Sometimesmonkeysdie.'

It'snotagreatsaying

butitcertainlyisfittingtoday.

Well,yaknow,someoneshouldhavecalledme.

I'msorry.Look,Iknowthiscan'tbringhimbackbuthere,it'sjustagesture.

Zoodollars?

Yes,andcomeseethebirdshowat4.Themacawswearhats.

Wellit'salotcuterifyourmonkeyhasn'tjustdied.

-Ooohhh.-Iknow.

Ican'tbelieveJoey'shavinglunchwithhisstalker.Whati-,whatisshelike.

-Well,yourememberCathyBatesinMisery?

-Yeah.

Well,shelookstheexactoppositeofthat.

Andshe'snotcrazy?

Ohnonono,she'satotalwackjob.

Yeah,shethinksthatJoeyisactuallyDr.DrakeRemore.

OhmyGod.

Ah,andImean,he'sgoingoutwithher?

Hecannotpersuethis.

Hey,justbecausethiswomanthinksshecanactuallyseeJoeythroughthemagicalboxinherlivingroom

doesn'tmeanshe'snotaperson.

Imean,doesshenotdeservehappiness,doesshenotdeservelove?

What'reyoulookin'atmefor?

He'stheonewhowantstoboffthemaniac.

YouOK?

No,uh-uh,I'mjust,I'mnervous.So,youknowwhat,maybeifIjust,ifIpicturethemallintheirunderwear.

That'snotagoodidea,that'skindathereasonthelastguygotfired.

I'mjust,I'm,I'm,I'musedtoplayingforgrown-ups.

Yaknow,theyjust,grown-upsdrinktheircoffeeanddotheirgrown-upthing,

yaknow,andkidslisten.

Thisisahugeresponsibility.What?

Areyougonnakissme?

-Iwasthinkin'aboutit.-OK.

OK,alrighty,let'splaysometunes.

-Hieverybody,I'mPhoebe.-HiPhoebe.

-Hieverybody,I'mPhoebe.-HiPhoebe.

I'mgonnaplay,um,somesongsaboutgrandparents,OK.

Now,grandma'sapersonwhoeveryonelikes,sheboughtyouatrainandabright,shinybike.

Butlatelyshehasn'tbeencomingtodinner,Andlasttimeyousawhershelookedsomuchthinner.

Now,yourmomandyourdadsaidshemovedtoPeru,

butthetruthisshediedandsomedayyouwilltoo.La-la-lalala-la-lalala-la-lala...

-Oh,Drake,isn'titamazing?

-Yeahitis...

what?

Well,herewesit,devilmaycare,

justalittlewhileagoyouwerereattachingsomeone'sspinalcord.

Yeah,thatwasatrickyone.

Inreality,thatoperationtakeslike,over10hours,buttheyonlyshoweditfor2minites.

Who'sthey?

Noone.

OhDrake,youaresotalented,letmeseethosehands.

Ohthesehands,thesebeautifulhands,

ohIcouldjusteatthem...butIwon't.

Good,otherwisemywatchwouldfalloff.

No,seriously.

Thesehands.Thesemiracle,magical,life-givinghands.

Oh,justtobenearthem,touchthem,maybeevenlickone?

Alright,justone.

Wow,you'regoodatthat.

OhmyGod!

Someone,he'schoking.Isanyonehereadoctor?

Well,yes,yes,thebestdoctorinallofSalem,Dr.DrakeRemore.

Meetmeinthenocturnalhousein15minutes.

Uhh,heylook,Idon'treallyenjoybeingwithothermenthatway.

But,um,zoodollars?

It'saboutyourmonkey.It'salive.

Idon'tunderstand,whydidn'tyouhelpthatman?

Uhh,cause,uhh,I'maneurosurgeonandthatwasclearlyacaseof,uh,uh,foodalchokage.

Alright,look,Igottotellyousomething.

No,nonono,youdon'thavetotellmeanything.Youdon'thavetoexplainyourselftome.

Ooh,whoamItoquestionthegreatDr.DrakeRemore?

-Ishouldjustbehappytobenearyou.-HeyI-

Heywhat?

That'sit,justhey.Likeattheendofadance,HEY!

Hey.He-hey.

There'llbetimeswhenyougetolderwhenyou'llwanttosleepwithpeoplejusttomakethemlikeyou...Butdon't.

Causethat'sanotherthingthatyoudon'twannado,everybody!

That'sanotherthingthatyoudon'twannado.

-Excellent!

-Veryinformative!

Notatallinappropriate!

Thankyouforcomingeverybody.There'recookiesintheback.

Thatwasgreat,thekidslovedyou.

Yay,Irock.

Andyouknowwhy?

Becauseyoutoldthetruth,

andnobodyevertellskidsthetruth.Youwereincredible.

But.

Howdidyouknowtherewasabut?

Isensethesethings.Itwaseitherbutorbutter.

Thethingis,Ithinksomeoftheparents,theywerekindahopin'thatyou'dplaymoresongs

aboutlike,barnyardanimals.

Icandothat.

-Really?

-Yeah.

Becausethatwouldbefantastic.

What?

Youwannakissme?

Thinkin'aboutit.

Ahh,thebat.Ambassadorofdarkness,

flittingoutofhiscavelikeawingedmessenger,sightlessspectreofthemacabe.

-Buddy,mymonkey?

-Oh,yeah,right.

Therewasabreak-in,fewmonthsback,insidejob.

Yourmonkeywastaken.

OhmyGod.Butthezootoldmethatmymonkeywasdead.

Thezoo!

Doyoubelieveeverythingthezootellsya?

That,that'stheonlythingthezoo'severtoldme.

Ofcoursethey'regonnasayhe'sdead.Theydon'twantthebadpublicity.

It'sallagreatbigcover-up.

Doyouhaveanyideahowhighupthisthinggoes?

ThatguyLipson?

Lipsonknows.Hmm,Lipsonknowshuh?

Ahh,helloMr.Opossum,

enigmaofthetrees,upside-downdenizenofthenight,tauntinggravitywith...

Buddy,mymonkey,mymonkey.

Wordonthestreet-well,

whenIsaystreet,Imeanthoselittlepretendstreetstheyhavehereatthezoo.

Ofcourse.

Yourmonkeyfoundanewcareer,intheentertainmentfield.That'sallIknow.

Thisisunbelievable.

So,whatisthisinformationworthtoyou,myfriend?

Areyoutryingtogetmetobribeyou?

Maybe.

Butyoualreadytoldmeeverything.

Checkitout,heactuallyistheMonkeyShinemonkey.

Well,sowhat'reyougonnado?

Well,IguessI'mgonnacallthebeercompanyandtrytofindoutwhereheis.

That'swhatIdidwhenIlostmyClydesdales.

-OK,hiagain.-HiPhoebe.

Todaywe'regonnastartwithsomesongsaboutbarnyardanimals.

Oh,thecowinthemeadowgoesmoo,Oh,thecowinthemeadowgoesmoo.

Thenthefarmerhitshimontheheadandgrindshimup,Andthat'showwegethamburgers.

Nooowww,chickens!

You'retheonlyonewhocansaveherDrake.

Damnit,I'madoctor,I'mnotGod.

Well,theregoesmywholebeliefsystem.

It'sErica.

OhmyGod,quickturnofftheTV.

Nonono,wait,Iwannaseewhathappens.

Uh,IgetLeslieoutofthecomaandthenwemakeout.

Wellhowcanthatbe,youwerejustkissingSabrina?

Rachel,it'saworldwhereJoeyisaneuro-surgeon.

HeyErica,c'monin.

Howdidyougetheresofast,IjustsawyouinSalem?

Right,theyuh,theychopperedmein.What'sup?

Ohh,andIseeyou'rehavingalittlepartytoo.Isshehere,huh,huh?

Who