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1、SOUTH PARK1208SOUTH PARKs12e08 - THE CHINA PROBLEMSOUTH PARK and other related entities are owned, (TM) and ?by TREY PARKER & MATT STONE via COMEDY CENTRAL and COMEDY PARTNERS in association with IMPORTANT TELEVISION. This transcript is posted here without their permission, approval, authorization o

2、r endorsement. Any reproduction, duplication, distribution or display of this material in any form or by any means is expressly prohibited. It is absolutely forbidden to use it for commercial gain. For entertainment and educational purposes only. No infringement intended. =SUMMARY: = Cartman seems t

3、o be the only person aware of the gathering threat the Chinese pose to the United States. After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are

4、 haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese. =TRANSCRIPT: = The Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremonies. The flag of the Peoples Republic of China flaps over the Birds Nest, aka the National Stadium Announcer: Welcome to the televised

5、 broadcast of the Olympic Opening Ceremonies from Beijing. fireworks enter the stadium and the drum roll begins. The drummers are bent over their drums as lights in the drums flash on and off Thousands of Chinese performers playing ancient Chinese drums. the roll ends in a wave of drummers standing

6、up straight and not drumming The precision of their movements made even more impressive by their massive numbers. all the drummers strike their drums at once and the light display resumes Cartmans room, night. Cartman isnt having a peaceful dream Cartman: dreaming about being at the Opening Ceremoni

7、es No! The Chinese, no! Somebody has to stop them! The stadium lights come up and the drummers resume their drumming. Cartman is getting restless No! No! Liane: knocks on his door Eric? Sweetie, are you having nightmares about the Chinese again? Cartman: talking in his sleep Theyre gonna. take over

8、the world! HAA! The drummers start up againToo many of them. Cartman now dreams of walking among the drummers No! Leave us alone! The drummers strike solidly on their drums, and Cartman now finds himself bouncing on the drums as they rise and fall under him Nooo! Four different groups of Chinese Oly

9、mpians surround him. Cartman wakes from his nightmare and checks his face to be sure hes not dreaming DAMNIT no! No! Liane: quickly enters the room, turns on the light and comes to his side Sweetiekins, are you all right? Cartman: Mom. Mom, the Chinese are gonna get me. Liane: cnosoles him No, sweet

10、ie, the Chinese arent going to get you. Cartman: sobbing They are so! Theres two million of them and their economy is getting better and with all their advances in technology theyre gonna bring down America. The bus stop, day. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny await the bus. Cartman walks up and stands between

11、Kyle and Kenny. Cartman: being serious All right. Guys, we need to talk. no response from the other three You know, uh we can all pretend. that we didnt see those opening ceremonies but, the Chinese. are very real. Weve gotta do something. the other boys stay silent Are we just gonna pretend America

12、 is going to be okay? Are we just going to. wait until theyve taken over the world? Kyle: steps forward, away from the others Im sorry. holds his palms up and out, then shakes them as if to hold off something I Im sorry, Iii cant do this. then lowers them Im not doing this. walks off to his right St

13、an: stops Kyle in his tracks just by saying Kyle, youre supposed to tell Cartman hes being racist or something? Kyle: Yeah hes an idiot but uh Im sorry, I just. I cant do this anymore, okay? I. I cant do this anymore! walks away. The other boys look at him, Stan a bit shocked Kenny: (Damn.) Kyles ro

14、om, moments later. Kyle is at his desk moping, his arms crossed and his face buried in them. Someone knocks twice, then opens the door. Its Stan. Stan: Kyle. Kyle doesnt reply. Stan sighs, closes the door and approaches him Kyle, you cant keep doing this. You know what, at some point, you youve got

15、to let this go. Kyle: Yeah? Well. maybe you can forget what happened, bit I. cant. Stan: Look, what happened, happened. We cant change it now. We have to move on. Kyle: leaves his desk angrily and faces Stan Move on?! Our friend was raped, Stan! He was raped, and we all stood there and did takes his

16、 hands, puts them side by side, and sweeps them out away from each other nothing! Stan: There was nothing we could do, Kyle! Kyle walks away. Stan says softly There was nothing we could do. We had to get out of there. Kyle: turns around and faces Stan Did we?! Maybe we could have stopped them! Stan:

17、 How? Kyle: turns away agian I dream about it every night. Every time I close my eyes I see us just running away, running while they ray-rape him over and over again. clenches his fists at the thought of it, then loosens the grips and turns around And because we did nothing. they got away. Stan: You

18、 cant keep torturing yourself like this, Kyle. Let it. go. Kyle: wipes something from his forehead Im. glad. that you guys can just keep living. I dont think I can. walks out of the room. Stan watches him leave, then sighs Stan: puts his hands in his jacket pockets God damnit. Butters bathroom. Butt

19、ers is taking a bubble bath with a rubber ducky and a toy submarine Butters: Lu lu lu Ive got some space flight. Lu lu lu space flights seem old. Lu lu lu- Cartman: bursts into the bathroom, startling Butters There you are, Butters! Butters: Uhuh, Eric. Cartman: Butters, I need your help. Butters: N

20、ot now, Eric, Im ih Im indecent. Cartman: The Chinese are gonna take us over, Butters! And we are the only people who seem to care! Butters: The Chinese? Cartman: I handed out fliers, called together meetings, but its like. everyones turning a blind eye. The Chinese are taking over the world and nob

21、odys doing anything! Its up to you and me, Butters. We have to stop the Chinese now. Butters: Aw, I cant stop the Chinese tonight, Eric, uh Im supposed to make a model car with my dad. Cartman: You dont get it Butters! Our lives are about to change! The Chinese outnumber us a million to one. And whe

22、n their army gets here, theyre gonna kill your parents! Butters: Why are they gonna kill my parents? Cartman: Because the Chinese hate Americans! Thats why Ive started: the American Liberation Front. A group dedicated to freeing American from Chinese tyranny. with determination Will you join me? But

23、ters: I dont want my parents to die. Cartman: hops onto the stool So youll join the American Liberation Front?! Butters: Why sure. Cartman: cups Butters right hand between his own two hands You and me: were going to be the brave little boys who fought back, Butters. We are not letting them take over

24、 our country. Fuck the Chinese. Butters: Yeah, pounds his left fist into the water fuck em. Kyles room, night. Hes asleep Kyle: No. No! hes having a nightmare No. In the dream. Only the voices are heard at first Kyle: No, wait. No, we have to stup them! Theyre raping him. Rape! Stan: Lets get out of

25、 here! Kyle: We cant just leave! Stan: Come on! Kyle: Aw its horrible! we now join the dream already in progress The setting is the Bijou theater, day. The movie playing is Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Stan: Oh God! Kyle: Somebody do something! Clyde: Why are they doing this?!

26、Inside the theater. Kyle: Theyre just taking Indiana Jones and theyre. blinks hard theyre raping him! Stan quickly covers his eyes Stan: I cant watch! uncovers his eyes and rises from his seat Lets get out of here Kyle! leaves. Kenny follows him out of the row, then Clyde, Butters, and Jimmy. Kyle:

27、Why would Spielberg and Lucas do this?! Stan: COME ON LETS GO! grabs Kyle by the right hand and drags him out Kyle: WHY ARE THEY DOING THIIIS?! Stan: JUST RUN! the six boys run out of there. Outside the theater. Clyde: Oh God, what have they done?! Stan: Why aliens? Aliens dont belong in an Indiana

28、Jones movie? Kyle throws up Come on dude! Theres nothing we can do! Clyde: in despair Whyyy? Whyyy? Kenny runs around is disbelief Jimmy: We cant help him now. Butters: Well I thought it was pretty good. Stan: Lets just go, Lets just go! grabs Kyles right hand and pulls him away from the theater Kyl

29、e: suddenly wakes up NOO! sits on the edge of his bed. Noo. No. Awwh. sobs softly in relief Aw no. South Park, day. Cartman and Butters walk down the street and approach a corner. Cartman is carrying a duffle bag Cartman: All right Butters, were here. sets the duffle bag down Are you ready? Butters:

30、 Im scared, but I know my country needs me. Cartman: This is it, Butters. We have to be strong. Were taking down those Goddamned Chinese right now. points at something across the street - a P.F. Changs China Bistro Things could get ugly in there, Butters. Weve got to inflitrate, and find out the Chinese invasion plans. opens the duffle bag and begins to search through it Butters: But Eric, wu-why would the, Chinese tell us their invasion plans? Cartman: Because were going to make them think. were one of them. pulls out a Chinese peasant hat Here, put these teeth in! hands him some buck teeth