110The One With the Monkey.docx

1、110The One With the MonkeyS01E10 The One With the MonkeyWritten by: Adam Chase and Ira UngerleiderTranscribed by: guineapig110 猴子 罗斯收养一只叫马赛尔的猴子。 六人达成协议，在迎接新年的派对上不带伴侣。 在Central Perk咖啡馆唱歌时，菲比遇到两个争吵不休的男人， 经过交锋，她和其中一个开始约会，此人名叫大卫，是个科学家。 两人关系发展顺利，可他接到科研基金，需要赴明斯克工作三年。 大卫不知所措。 派对上除了罗斯，人人都忘了约定，带了伴侣参加； 菲比带大卫，

2、乔伊带着他在百货店遇到的单亲妈妈桑迪； 瑞秋则带来提前飞回的保路；钱德寂寞难耐邀请了珍妮丝； 莫妮卡请来fun波比（有酒就fun没酒就boring那个）；罗斯只有马赛尔作伴。 不过，午夜时分每一对都不欢而散。 Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross is entering.Ross: Guys? Theres a somebody Id like you to meet. (A monkey jumps on to his shoulder.)All: Oooh!Monica: W-wait. What is that?Ross: That would be Marce

3、l. You wanna say hi?Monica: No, no, I dont.Rachel: Oh, he is precious珍贵的! Where did you get him?Ross: My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?Chandler: Hey, that monkeys got a Ross on its ass那只猴子屁股上长了一个Ross!Monica: Ross, is

4、 he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?Ross: Yeah. I mean, its been kinda quiet since Carol left, so.Monica: Why dont you just get a roommate?Ross: Nah, I dunno. I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathe- (Realises) .sorry, thats, thats pathet, which is Sanskrit for

5、 really cool way to live.pathetic adj.可悲的/Sanskrit n.梵语Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing. Joey is not there.Phoebe: So you guys, Im doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mothers suicide, and one about a snowman.Chandler: Might wanna open w

6、ith the snowman.(Enter Joey)All: Hey, Joey. Hey, buddy.Monica: So, howd it go?Joey: Ahhhhhh, I didnt get the job.Ross: How could you not get it(注意not的位置)? You were Santa last year.Santa=Santa Claus n.圣诞老人Joey: I dunno. Some fat guys sleeping with the store manager. Hes not even jolly, its all politi

7、cal.jolly adj.欢乐的, 高兴的, 快活的/political adj.政治的, 行政上的Monica: So what are you gonna be?Joey: Ah, Im gonna be one of his helpers. Its just such a slap in the face耳光to耻辱, yknow?Rachel: Hey, do you guys know what youre doing for New Years? (They all protest and hit her with cushions) Gee, what?! What is w

8、rong with New Years?Chandler: Nothing for you你当然没事, you have Paolo. You dont have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops! Man, Im talking loud!desperate adj.不顾一切的, 拚死的, 令人绝望的/scramble vt.争

9、夺，攀登, 搅乱, 使混杂/ball:New Years Eve Ball/ the ball drops:那个ball是在纽约时代广场一年一度的欢庆活动中，倒数迎接新年时下降那个ball.它还有自己的名字，叫“The New Years Eve Ball”.Rachel: Well, for your information告诉你吧, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so Ill be just as pathetic as the rest of you. Phoebe: Yeah, you wish你想得美!Chandler: Its j

10、ust that Im sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us- dinner.pact n.合同, 公约, 协定/make a pact订立协定/ Dick Clark:迪克克拉克是每年主持纽约时代广场新年典礼的主持人，所以钱德勒说他是“迪克克拉克节日(也就是新年)的受害者”，因为他没有女伴可共同度过新年前夜。 All: Yeah, okay. Alright.Chandler: Yknow, I was h

11、oping for a little more enthusiasm热心. All: Woooo! Yeah!Rachel: Phoebe, youre on你该上台了.Phoebe: Oh, oh, good.Rachel: (Into microphone) Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand应观众要求, Miss Phoebe Buffay. Wooh!Phoebe: (Takes mike麦克风) Thanks, hi. Um, I wanna start with a song that means a lot

12、 to me this time of year. (Shakes bell as an introduction引入,前奏) (Sung:) I made a man with eyes of coalAnd a smile so bewitchin,bewitch n.巫婆, 女巫, 迷人的女子vt.施巫术, 迷惑/bewitch vt.施魔法于, 蛊惑, 迷人How was I supposed to knowThat my mom was dead in the kitchen?(shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la.(Cut

13、to later. Everyone is totally depressed by now.)Phoebe: (Sung) .My mothers ashes骨灰Even her eyelashes睫毛Are resting in a little yellow jar骨灰盒,And sometimes when its breezy有微风的.(Over the sound of Phoebe singing we hear two scientists, Max and David, having a noisy discussion)Phoebe: (Sung) .I feel a li

14、ttle sneezy打喷嚏的And now I- (abruptly突然地,唐突地 stops) Excuse me, excuse me! Yeah, noisy boys! (They stop talking and look up) Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?Max: No. No, thats- thats okay.Phoebe: Well, cmon, if its important enough to discuss while Im playing, then I

15、assume认为 its important enough for everyone else to hear!Chandler: (Quietly, to the others) That guys going home with a note(n.纸条,phoebe教训他的话语)!美国小学生犯了错误，老师就会写一个note让学生带回去给家长看，当然不会写什么好事，所以叫send home with a note。David: Noth- I was- I was just saying to my-Phoebe: Could you speak up大声地说 please?David: (

16、Stands up and speaks more loudly) Sorry, I wa- I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that Id ever seen in my- in my life. And then he said that- you said you thoughtMax: Daryl Hannah.David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that hed ever seen in his

17、life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a splash n.溅, 飞溅, 斑点v.溅, 泼, 溅湿/Wall Street华尔街/ Daryl Hannah:达里尔汉娜，美国著名的金发美女影星，曾出演过美人鱼和华尔街等，剧中是菲比的科学家朋友麦克斯所喜欢的影星，但麦克斯觉得菲比比她更漂亮。 Max: Hard quality.David: -hard quality. And uh, while Daryl

18、 Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way传统美, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-thats when you started yelling. (Sits down)luminous adj.发光的, 明亮的/be luminous with散发着/delicate grace精致的高雅气质(quality)Phoebe: Okay, were gonna take a short break. (Goes over to their tab

19、le)Joey: Hey, that guys going home with more than a note!Scene: Monica and Rachels, everyone except Joey is decorating for Christmas.Ross: Come here, Marcel. Sit here. (Marcel wanders off漫步着离开)Rachel: Pheebs, I cant believe he hasnt kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he

20、had already named both my breasts! .Ooh. Did I just share too much?Ross: Just a smidgen.midget n.侏儒/smidgen n.少量, 一点点Phoebe: Davids like, yknow, Scientist Guy. Hes very methodical adj.有方法的, 有系统的to一丝不苟的.Monica: I think its romantic.Phoebe: Me too! Oh! Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman?An Of

21、ficer and A Gentleman:军官与绅土，李察基尔出演的名片。菲比认为她的科学家朋友很像剧中人物。但影片中两名海军军官违规爱上了基地附近的女子，这与菲比的科学家马上就要去明斯克暗合，暗示着这是一段无法长久的恋情。Rachel: Yeah!Phoebe: Well, hes kinda like the guy I went to see(=date约会) that with. Except, except he-hes smarter, and gentler, and sweeter. I just- I just wanna be with him all the time.

22、 Day and night, and night and day. and special occasions. Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, youre gonna ask him to New Years, arent you. Youre gonna break the pact. Shes gonna break the pact.Phoebe: No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, could I just?Chandler: Yeah, cause I a

23、lready asked Janice.Monica: What?!Ross: Cmon, this was a pact! This was your pact! Chandler: I snapped, okay? I couldnt handle the pressure and I snapped.snap v.猛地吸住, 突然折断, 使劈啪地晌, 猛咬to毁约Monica: Yeah, but Janice? That-that was like the worst breakup in history!Chandler: Im not saying it was a good id

24、ea, Im saying I snapped!Joey enters, his shoes have bells铃铛 on, which jingle叮当作响 as he walks. He is wearing a long coat.Joey: Hi. Hi, sorry Im late.(He removes the coat to reveal an elf costume)elf n.小精灵,矮人/costume n.戏服Chandler: Too many jokes. must mock(=tease嘲笑) Joey! Joey: Nice shoes, huh? (He wi

25、ggles his foot and the bells tinkle)wiggle v.摆动，扭动eg:The baby was siggling its toesChandler: Aah, ykilling me笑死我啦!(Marcel knocks over some kitchen tools)knock over v.打翻，搜查, 吃掉Monica: Ross! Hes playing with my spatulas again!spatula n.(涂油漆, 涂药等)抹刀, 压舌板Ross: Okay, look, hes not gonna hurt them, right?

26、Monica: Do you always have to bring him here?Ross: I didnt wanna leave him alone. Alright? We- we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didnt mean, and he- he threw some faeces.faeces n.(=feces) 粪便, 排泄物, 糟粕Chandler: Yknow, if youre gon

27、na work late, I could look in on him照看 for you.Ross: Oh, thatd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like youre there to see him, okay, and youre not like doing it as a favour(n.=help帮忙) to me.Chandler: Okay, but if he asks, Im not going to lie.Scene: Max and Davids lab, David is explain

28、ing something to Phoebe with the aid of a whiteboard.with the aid of借助于, 通过.的帮助David: .But, you cant actually test this theory, because todays particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.particle accelerator n.粒子加速器/nowhere adv.无处, 到处都无/nowhere near差得远,远不及/sim

29、ulate v.模拟Phoebe: Okay, alright, I have a question, then. David: Yuh.Phoebe: Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?David: Uh, thats definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happen

30、ed at this phenomenal moment, because, well, cause its you.valid adj.律有效的, 有根据的, 正当的, 正确的/phenomenal adj.显著的, 现象的,非凡的,不寻常(phenomenal success)Phoebe: Sure.David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now weve reached a place where its just gotta be one of t

31、hose things where I just like. sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, Im not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.sorta(=sort of)adv.近似,有几分,可以说是/fella n.伙伴,伙计,小伙子Phoebe: Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, youre a sweeper! .trapped inside a physicists body.sweeper n.清道夫 to猛男/physicist n.物理学家David: Rrrreally.Phoebe: Oh, yeah, oh, Im sure of it. You should just do it, just sweep and throw me. David: .Now? Now?Phoebe: Oh yeah, right now.David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep,