生活大爆炸第一季第四集THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E04字幕中英文对照打印版.docx

1、生活大爆炸第一季第四集THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E04字幕中英文对照打印版-Sheldon: you know, Ive been thinking about time travel again.我最近一直在想着时光旅行。-Leonard：Why, did you hit a roadblock with invisibility为什么，你又撞上看不见的路障了-Sheldon: Put it on the back burner.暂时先不说那个。Anyway, it occurs to me if I ever did perfect a time machine,我想到

2、如果我发明了完美的时间机器，I would just go into the past and give it to myself,我会回到过去把它送给自己，thus eliminating the need for me to invent it in the first place.省得要自己发明它。-Leonard：Interesting.有趣。-Sheldon: Yeah, it really takes the pressure off.是啊，让我减压不少。-Leonard：Sounds like a breakthrough.听起来像是个大突破。Should I call scie

3、nce magazine and tell them to hold the cover要我打电话给科学杂志让他们留下头版的位置吗-Sheldon: Its time travel, Leonard; I will have already done that.这可是时间旅行，Leonard 过去的我已经做过了。-Leonard：Then I guess congratulations are in order.那就等着祝贺你啦。-Sheldon: No, congratulations will have been in order.不，过去的你已经祝贺过我了。You know, I am

4、not going to enjoy this party.我肯定在派对上不会开心的。-Leonard：I know, Im familiar with you.我知道，我了解你。-Sheldon: The last department party, professor Finkleday cornered me and talked about spelunking for 45 minutes.上次系里的派对Finkleday教授抓着我谈了45分钟的窑洞挖掘。-Leonard：Yes, I was there.我也在场。-Sheldon: You know whats interesti

5、ng about caves, Leonard你知道窑洞有什么好玩的吗，Leonard-Leonard：What什么-Sheldon: Nothing.什么也没有。-Leonard：Well, then well avoid Finkleday, well meet the new department head,那我们躲开他，我们会见到新的系主任。congratulate him, shake his hand and go.恭喜他，跟他握手，然后就走。-Sheldon: Hows this这样如何Pleased to meet you, Dr. Gablehauser.见到你很高兴，Gab

6、lehauser博士。How fortunate for you that the universitys chosen to hire you,您真幸运，学校雇用了您，despite the fact that youve done no original research in 25 years,尽管您25年来都没做出什么原创研究，and instead have written a series of popular books 而是写了一系列畅销书，that reduce the great concepts of science to a series of anecdotes,将科

7、学这一伟大的概念降格为奇闻轶事，each one dumb down to accommodate the duration of an average bowel movement.每则故事都简单到能在一次肠部运动的时间内看完 (就是厕所读物)Mahalo.Mahalo (夏威夷语的谢谢)。-Leonard：Mahalo is a nice touch.Mahalo是不错的修饰。-Sheldon: You know there only eight consonants in the Hawaiian language你知道夏威夷语里只有8个辅音吗-Leonard：Interesting.

8、You should lead with that.有趣，你就这么做开场白吧。-Raj：Oh, god, look at this buffet.瞧瞧这自助餐。I love America.我爱美国。-Leonard：You dont have buffets in India印度没自助餐吗-Raj：Of course, but its all Indian food.有，但都是印度菜。You cant find a bagel in Mumbai to save your life.在孟买你可找不到能救命的面包圈。Smear me.给我涂点酱。-Sheldon: Well, heres an

9、 interesting turn of events.事态的发展真是有趣。-Leonard：What怎么了Howard brought a dateHoward带了女伴-Sheldon: A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap forward.可能是他在机器人方面的研究取得了重大进展。-Howard：Hey, what up, science bitches怎样，科学怪人们May I introduce my special lady friend Summer这位是

10、我特别的女性朋友Summer。-Woman：Howard, I told you touching is extra.Howard我说了碰我要加钱的。-Howard：Right. Sorry.好，抱歉。-Leonard：Here comes our new boss. Be polite.我们的新老板来了，礼貌点。-boss：Hi, fellas.大家好。Eric Gablehauser.我是Eric Gablehauser。-Howard：Howard Wolowitz.我是Howard Wolowitz。-boss：Howard, nice to meet you. And you are

11、Howard，见到你很高兴。你是-Sheldon: An actual real scientist.一个真正的科学家。How was that这个开场白怎样I cant believe he fired me.我不敢相信他开除我了。-Leonard：Well, you did call him a glorified high school science teacher你说他是被捧出来的高中理科老师。whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts.还说他上一次成功的试验是点燃了自己的屁。-Sheldon: In my

12、defense, I prefaced that by saying, with all due respect.但我之前说了恕我直言。-Leonard：Morning.早。-Sheldon: Morning.早。-Leonard：Youre making eggs for breakfast今天早餐你做鸡蛋吃-Sheldon: This isnt breakfast, its an experiment.这不是早餐，这是试验。-Leonard：Cause it looks a lot like breakfast.但看起来很像早餐。-Sheldon: I finally have time

13、to test my hypothesis about the separation of the water molecules我终于有时间验证我的理论，从蛋白质总分离水分子through the egg proteins and its impact vis-a-vis taste.以及它对口感的影响。-Leonard：Sounds yummy.听起来真开胃。I look forward to your work with bacon.我很期待你配上熏肉后的成果。-Sheldon: As do I.我也是。-Leonard：You know, Im sure if you just apo

14、logize to Gablehauser, he would give you your job back.我相信只要你跟Gablehauser道歉，他会让你回去工作的。-Sheldon: I dont want my job back.我不想回去工作。Ive spent the past three and a half years staring at grease boards full of equations.过去三年半时间我都在瞪着写满方程式的板子上。Before that, I spent four years working on my thesis.在那之前我花了四年时间写

15、论文。Before that, I was in college, and before that, I was in the fifth grade.在那之前我在上大学，而在大学之前我在上5年级。This is my first day off in decades and Im going to savor it.这是我十几年来第一次休息，我要好好享受。-Leonard：Okay. Ill let you get back to fixing your eggs.好吧，那你回去弄你的鸡蛋吧。-Sheldon: Not just fixing my eggs, Im fixing every

16、ones eggs.不只是我的鸡蛋，弄的是全人类的蛋。-Leonard：And we all thank you.我们都感激你。-Sheldon: Use new eggs.要用新鲜鸡蛋。-Penny：hi. Hey, Im running out to the market.嗨，我正要去超市。Do you guys need anything你们要带什么吗-Sheldon: Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would

17、call a coincidence.这就是那些不熟悉数学规律的人会称之为巧合的事件之一了。-Penny：Im sorry你说什么-Sheldon: I need eggs.我要蛋。Four dozen should suffice.4打就够了。-Penny：Four dozen4打-Sheldon: Yes, and evenly distributed amongst brown, white, free-range, large, extra large and jumbo.对，棕蛋、白蛋、走地鸡蛋、大鸡蛋、加大鸡蛋跟特大鸡蛋各要8个。-Penny：Okay, one more time

18、.好，再说一次。-Sheldon: Never mind. You wont get it right.算了，你肯定搞不对。Id better come with you.我最好跟你一起去。-Penny：Oh, yeah.好呀。How come you didnt go into work today你今天怎么没去上班-Sheldon: Im taking a sabbatical because I wont kowtow to mediocre minds.我在休假，因为我不愿向平庸之流屈服。-Penny：So you got canned, huh你给开除了-Sheldon: Theor

19、etical physicists do not get canned. but yeah.理论上说物理学家不会给开除.但你说对了。-Penny：Well, maybe its all for the best.可能这样最好。You know, I always say when one door closes, another one opens.我相信一扇门关上了总会有另外一扇门打开的。-Sheldon: No, it doesnt.不，不是的。Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sens

20、ors involved.除非两扇门用继电器连接或者装有传感器。-Penny：No, no, I meant.不，我是说. -Sheldon: or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door.或者一扇门关上时产生的空气压力作用于第二扇门引致.-Penny：Never mind.算了。-Sheldon: Slow down. Slow down. Please, slow down!慢点，慢点! 拜托慢点!-Penny：Were fine!没事啦!-Sheld

21、on: Youre not leaving yourself enough space between cars.你跟车都不保持足够的距离。-Penny：Oh, sure, I am.我有啊!-Sheldon: No, no, let me do the math for you.不，我给你算算。This car weighs, lets say 4,000 pounds.就算这车重4000磅，Now add 140 for me, 120 for you.我140磅，你120磅。-Penny：120 120 -Sheldon: Oh, Im sorry. Did I insult you不好

22、意思冒犯你了吗Is your body mass somehow tied into your self-worth你的体重跟自我价值有关系-Penny：Well, yeah.当然。-Sheldon: Interesting.有趣。Anyway, that gives us a total weight of, lets say 4,400 pounds.那么我们就算总重4400磅吧。-Penny：Lets say 4,390.算4390磅。-Sheldon: Fine.好。Were traveling forward at- good lord- 51 miles an hour.目前时速是

23、，老天啊，51英里/时。Now lets assume that your brakes are new and the calipers are aligned.假设你的刹车是新的，卡钳也是校准的。Still, by the time we come to a stop,当我们停下时，well be occupying the same space as that Buick in front of us,我们占有的空间跟前面那辆别克是一样的。an impossibility that nature will quickly resolve into death, mutilation.因此

24、我们会在短时间内给压成稀泥，死得很惨.oh, look, they built a new putt-putt course.哇，看，他们在铺新的迷你高尔夫场地。-Sheldon: This is great.真好。Look at me.看看我。Im in the real world of ordinary people just living their ordinary, colorless workaday lives.我生活在普通人的平凡世界中，过着他们无趣平常的一天。-Penny：Thank you.谢谢。-Sheldon: No, thank you.不，谢谢。And thank

25、 you, ordinary person.谢谢，普通人。Hey, you want to hear an interesting thing about tomatoes你想知道关于番茄的趣闻不-Penny：Uh, no, no, not really.不，不想。Listen, didnt you say you needed some eggs你不是要买鸡蛋啊-Sheldon: Yes, but anyone who knows anything about the dynamics of bacterial growth对，但任何对细菌繁殖学稍有了解的人knows to pick up

26、their refrigerated foods on the way out of the supermarket.都会在出去结账时才买冰柜里的食物。-Penny：Oh, okay, well, then maybe you should start heading on out then.那好，那你现在就该准备出去了。-Sheldon: No, this is fun.不，这样很好玩啊。Oh, the thing about tomatoes- and I think youll really enjoy this-关于番茄的事我觉得你肯定会喜欢的。is theyre shelved wi

27、th the vegetables, but theyre technically a fruit.它们给摆在蔬菜栏里，但事实上却是一种水果。-Penny：Oh, Interesting.真有意思。-Sheldon: Isnt it是吧-Penny：No, I mean what you find enjoyable.不，我指的是你觉得有趣的事情很有趣。-Sheldon: Oh, boy.天啊。-Penny：What now又怎么了-Sheldon: Well, theres some value to taking a multivitamin, but the human body can

28、 only absorb so much.服用维生素剂有一定价值，但人体能吸收的量是有限的。What youre buying here are the ingredients for very expensive urine.你买的东西会变成昂贵的尿液配料。-Penny：Well, maybe thats what I was going for.也许我就是要这个。-Sheldon: Well, then youll want some manganese.那你就买锰。Well, that was fun.刚刚很好玩呀。Maybe tomorrow we can go to one of t

29、hose big warehouse stores.也许明天我们能一起去那种仓储式商店。-Penny：Oh, I dont know, Sheldon.我不知道哦Sheldon。Its going to take me a while to recover from all the fun I had today.我要花一段时间才能从今天度过的乐趣中恢复过来。-Sheldon: Are you sure你确定There are a lot of advantages to buying in bulk.大宗采购有很多优势呀。For example, I noticed that you purchase your tampons one-month supply at a time.比如说，我发现你一个月采购一次卫生棉条。-Penny：What什么-Sheldon: Think about it.想想啊。Its a product that doesnt spoil and youre going to need them for at least the next 30 years.这种产品不会变质，而且你接下来至少30年都要用它。-Penny：You want me t