绝望的主妇604剧本.docx

1、绝望的主妇604剧本Desperate Housewives6X04 The God-Why-Dont-You-Love-Me BluesOriginal Airdate on ABC: October 18, 2009-Mary Alice Voiceover: Previously on Desperate HousewivesMary Alice Voiceover: A proposal was made.John: Your niece came to my restaurant, asked me for a hostessing job.Mike: Im sorry.Mary A

2、lice Voiceover: another was broken.Mike: Oh, Katherine, you dont have to.Katherine: Mike, please.Mary Alice Voiceover: A secret was kept.Tom: Carlos is gonna find out about this thing eventually.Lynette: By then, I will have proved I can do the job, pregnant or not.Dr. Hill: Shes still unconscious.

3、Id like to run some tests.Mary Alice Voiceover:another revealed.Lynette: Julies pregnant.-Brees test kitchenMary Alice Voiceover: Bree Van de Kamp was having an affair. And whenever her lover called. Done early. Meet me motel noon. Karlshe needed an excuse to leave work early. Bree: Im off to the je

4、welers. Gotta get my pearls restrung.Bree: Im off to the salon. Gotta keep this red hair red.Bree: I have to visit my aunt h in the hospital. She has shingles.Mary Alice Voiceover: But on this particular day, Bree was surprised to find her work had been done for her.Katherine: Morning!Bree: Katherin

5、e, its barely 9:00. How long have you been cooking?Katherine: Oh, I dont know. Since 3:00? 4:00?Bree: You dont need to do this whole luncheon by yourself.Katherine: Well, I dont mind. When Im happy, I have all this excess energy. Gotta channel it somewhere.Bree: Oh, you must be pretty darn happy. An

6、y particular reason?Katherine: Isnt it obvious? Im in love.Bree: Thats wonderful! Why didnt you tell me you were seeing someone? You know what? It doesnt matter. The main thing is youre finally over Mike.Katherine: Im not over Mike.Bree: Youre not?Katherine: No, silly. Whod you think I was in love w

7、ith?Bree: But Mike just married Susan.Katherine: Oh, honey. Their first marriage went down in flames. This ones gonna crash even faster. Theyre not even sleeping together.Bree: What makes you say that?Katherine: Last night, the light in their upstairs den was on at 3:00 A.M.Bree: That doesnt mean an

8、ything. Maybe Susan wanted to read without waking him.Katherine: No. Mike made a mistake and he knows it. Hes just waiting for Julie to feel better, and then hell dump Susan and beg me to take him back. So. grab an apron. We still have dessert to make. Im thinking tarte tatin. Its Mikes favorite. We

9、ll make an extra one for him.Mary Alice Voiceover: Poor Bree. She wanted to help her friend. But she didnt have time to deal with Katherines imaginary lover.The phone text: “Breeare you coming? Karl”Bree: I have a teeth cleaning, so I wont be able to help you.Mary Alice Voiceover: not when she had a

10、 real one.-Opening Credits-Mary Alice Voiceover: You wouldnt know it to look at him, but that nice man who delivers your mail hits his wife. Youd never guess by her smile, but that nice woman across the street embezzles from her boss. And that attractive couple who jogs by every morning? Well, they

11、like their cocaine. The sad truth is, we dont know our friends and neighbors nearly as well as we think we do. Even the people we love.keep secrets.Nicks houseNick: Need coffee.Angie: Well, this isnt helping you get your coffee.Nick: Whatever. Its wakin me up. Hey, bud. Hey, what are you still doin

12、home? I thought you had a morning class.Danny: Actually, Im thinking about quitting school.Nick: What?Danny: Yeah. I thought I might get a job.Angie: Danny, our familys been in this country five generations. Its time one of us got a diploma. Okay, whats going on? Talk to me.Danny: No one talks to me

13、 at school, no one sits near me, and everybody thinks Im the perv who attacked Julie.Angie: Look, this is a temporary thing. The police are gonna catch this guy, and everyone will know you are innocent.Danny: Yeah, but meanwhile, Im the campus freak.Angie: Baby, do me a favor. Lets talk about this l

14、ater. If you go to school today, well figure something out when you get home, okay?Danny: Okay.Angie: Okay.Nick: Why you being so nice to him? There is no way we are lettin him drop out of school.Angie: I know that, but we have to be careful here. You know Danny- when he gets unhappy, he gets sloppy

15、, says all sorts of things he shouldnt.Nick: Okay. So now all weve gotta do is figure out how to make a teenager happy.-Lynettes houseLynette: Damn it!Tom: Whats the matter?Lynette: Oh. Nothing fits. My breasts have gotten huge.Tom: Oh, yeah.Lynette: I hate it when that happens. Every time Im pregna

16、nt-second trimester like clockwork. Why are you smiling?Tom: Why do you think? The Supremes are back.Lynette: What did I tell you about naming them after musical groups?Tom: I know. Its just that Benny and the jets are so happy to see em.Lynette: This is serious. I have to hide these things at work

17、so Carlos doesnt find out Im pregnant. What am I gonna do with you guys?Tom: I got some ideas.Lynette: Hey, hey, I got a meeting.Tom: Wait, but-here only like this for two weeks until they get all sore, and you give me that dont touch me look.Lynette: Okay. Good-bye, Tom.Tom: Oh, come on. No, Lynett

18、e, come on. Call in sick. Kids get snow days. We could call it a boob day. Okay, it is way too early for the dont touch me look.-Gabrielles houseGabrielle: (on phone) So I waited around all morning, Carlos, for that repairman that you told me to call, and he never showed. No, Im not done. Im sharing

19、 my day with you. Then your children took my $300 perfume and gave their dolls a bath. Yes, I spent $300 on perfume. But youre missing the point! Oh, really? You dont like it when I yell? Well, how about this? I have taken care of your demon spawn children for 12 hours. My shift is over.Outside Gabr

20、ielles houseJohn: So, you, uh, having fun working at the restaurant?Ana: Im having fun working with you.Gabrielle: Look whos here.John: Hi, Gabrielle.Gabrielle: I was talking to her. So. I thought I was gonna pick you up.Ana: John offered to give me a ride.John: And I appreciated the company.Gabriel

21、le: Okay, time to go inside. Someones got homework.Ana: Bye.John: Night.Gabrielle: You remember homework, John- that thing that kids in high school have to do?John: I remember it. I think you used to help me with mine.Gabrielle: What are you doing with her, John?John: I take care of my employees.Gab

22、rielle: Really? Do you drive the busboys home, too? I will pick her up from now on.John: Come on.-Hospital Julies wardAndrew: Hey there. Hows she doing?Susan: Much better. The doctor says the swelling in her brain has subsided and she could come to at any moment.Andrew: Well, thats terrific.Susan: J

23、ulie, you should see the flowers Andrew brought you. Theyre gorgeous.Andrew: Its the least I could do. Julie knows how I feel about her. Dont you, Jules?Susan: I love that you two have stayed friends all these years.Andrew: Yeah, well, we-we kind of lost touch when she was in med school, but-but eve

24、r since she quit.I mean, we talk all the time.Susan: She quit med school?Andrew: I-I thought she told you. It was six months ago.Susan: Shes been out of school for six months?Andrew: (to Julie) You are so lucky youre in a coma right now.Susan: What has she been doing all this time?Andrew: She didnt

25、know what she wanted to do with her life, so while she was deciding, she got herself a job. waiting tables.Susan: Did you just say waiting tables?Andrew: I thought she.Susan: Told me? Yeah, no, she didnt. This is unreal. Yesterday, I found out Julie thought she was pregnant. And now Im finding out t

26、hat my daughter the surgeon is actually my daughter the.waitress. Im gonna need a moment.Andrew: Take your time. Ill-Ill just.Susan: Wait! The guy.Andrew: What guy?Susan: Julie was seeing some guy. You two talk all the time. What do you know?Andrew: (to Julie) Now would be an excellent time to wake

27、up and help me.Susan: Andrew, who is he? He may be the one that attacked her.Andrew: All I know is there was a guy, but I-I-I dont know his name.Susan: Oh, please. Why would she tell you she was seeing someone and not say who?Andrew: Because hes married.-Gabrielles houseGabrielle: What you got there

28、?Juanita: Mints.Gabrielle: Mints? Mints that are.ribbed for her pleasure?Juanita: Yeah, we found a whole box of them under Anas bed.Gabrielle: Ana!Juanita: Can I have one before dinner?Gabrielle: No! No, you cant eat these!Juanita: These arent mints.Gabrielle: Theyre. balloons.Celia: Yay!Gabrielle:

29、Grownup balloons.Juanita: Do you and daddy play with them?Gabrielle: If we did, you and I wouldnt be having this conversation.Anas roomAna: Nice knock.Gabrielle: What are these?Ana: Well, those are condoms. You see, when a boy and a girl like each other-Gabrielle: Shut it. Juanita and Celia found th

30、ese under your bed.Ana: Okay, I want a lock on my door.Gabrielle: Ive got news for you. That is not where the lock is gonna go.Ana: This is really none of your business.Gabrielle: Sorry.17 plus condoms? Totally my business.Ana: Whats the story?Gabrielle: Are you sleeping with John Rowland?Ana: Aunt Gaby, hes my boss.Gabrielle: An