生活大爆炸英文剧本第二季1112.docx

1、生活大爆炸英文剧本第二季1112Script compiled bywww.big-bang-forum.deTHE address for geeks and The Big Bang Theory“ fans!THE BIG BANG THEORYbyChuck Lorre & Bill PradySeason 2, Episode 11 (s02e11)Title: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis- Dialog only -SHELDONYour argument is lacking in all scientific merit. And it is w

2、ell-established Superman cleans his uniform by flying into Earths yellow sun, which incinerates any contaminate matter and leaves the invulnerable Kryptonian fabric unharmed and daisy fresh.HOWARDWhat if he gets something Kryptonian on it?SHELDONLike what?HOWARDI dont know. Kryptonian mustard.SHELDO

3、NI think we can safely assume that all Kryptonian condiments were destroyed when the planet Krypton exploded.RAJESHOr it turned into mustard Kryptonite, the only way to destroy a rogue Kryptonian hotdog threatening Earth.LEONARDRaj, please, lets stay serious here. Supermans body is Kryptonian, there

4、fore his sweat is Kryptonian.HOWARDYeah, what about Kryptonian pit stains?SHELDONSuperman doesnt sweat on Earth.HOWARDOkay. Hes invited for dinner in the Bottle City of Kandor. He miniaturizes himself, enters the city where he loses his super-powers. Now, before dinner, his host says, Whos up for a

5、little Kryptonian tetherball?“ Superman says, Sure,“ works up a sweat, comes back to Earth, his uniform now stained with indestructible Kryptonian perspiration.RAJESHBooyah.SHELDONSuperman would have taken his uniform to a Kandorian dry-cleaner before he left the Bottle.RAJESHKandorian dry-cl.? I gi

6、ve up. You cant have a rational argument with this man.HOWARDHey, isnt that the guy who won the MacArthur genius grant last year? No, not all at once.RAJESHThen how?HOWARDLeonard. Now Raj. Now Sheldon.RAJESHI didnt get a good look. Can I go again?HOWARDNo.LEONARDIts David Underhill. So what?SHELDONS

7、o what? His observation of high-energy positrons has provided the first conclusive evidence for the existence of galactic dark matter.LEONARDI have two words for you. The first is big,“ the others whoop.“SHELDONIt is a big whoop. Made almost all the work youve done since youve been here completely u

8、seless.LEONARDDid not.HOWARDDid too.LEONARDDid. Okay, maybe some of it. But. Look, the guy was just in the right place, at the right time with the right paradigm-shifting reinterpretation of the universe. He got lucky.RAJESHIn more ways than one. Hes a very handsome man.HOWARDDoesnt do anything for

9、me. If I was gonna go that way, Im more of a Zac Efron kinda guy.RAJESHOh, yeah. Like you have a shot with Zac Efron.DAVIDExcuse me. Are you Leonard Hofstadter?LEONARDUh, yeah.DAVIDIm David Underhill.LEONARDUh, yeah. Heh, heh.DAVIDYeah, Dr. Gablehauser said if I wanted to set something up in the pho

10、tomultiplier lab, that youd be able to give me a hand?LEONARDYou wanna work with me?DAVIDIf you have a little time, yeah.LEONARDWow. Yeah, sure. Yeah, no problem. Um, heres my home number, heres my cell, heres my office, heres my parents number up in New Jersey. They always know how to reach me.DAVI

11、DOkay.LEONARDCongratulations on the MacArthur grant, by the way. Big fan.DAVIDThanks. Ill call you.LEONARDOkay. Bye-bye. What are you looking at? Youve never seen a hypocrite before?= THEME SONG =RAJESHTrailing badly, Wolowitz needs a strike if he has any hopes of catching up with Sheldon Cooper, wh

12、o is dominating in the ninth frame with a career-best 68.LEONARDHey, guys.HOWARDThat doesnt count. Do-over, do-over.SHELDONThere are no do-overs in Wii bowling.HOWARDThere are always do-overs when my people play sports.SHELDONWhere were you thats more important than Wii bowling night?LEONARDActually

13、, I was.SHELDONIts a rhetorical question. There is nothing more important than Wii bowling night.LEONARDCome on, its just a video game and we suck at it.SHELDONNice motivational speech from the team captain.HOWARDWhere were you?LEONARDI was working with Dave Underhill.HOWARDOoh, Dave.“ Sounds like L

14、eonards got a new BFF.LEONARDActually, hes pretty cool. I mean, not only is he a brilliant scientist, but it turns out hes a black-diamond skier, he collects vintage motorcycles, he plays in a rock band.HOWARDSo? Were in a rock band.LEONARDNo. We play Rock Band“ on our Xbox.SHELDONNice motivational

15、speech from our lead guitarist.LEONARDHes funny too. He does this hysterical impersonation of Stephen Hawking having phone sex. What are you wearing? Thats not. He does it better. Anyway, he said he was gonna take me to the gym tomorrow, so Im gonna go practice my situps.RAJESHWow. Humongous man cru

16、sh, dude.HOWARDYeah. Its officially a bromance.PENNYHey, Sheldon, are you and Leonard putting up a Christmas tree?SHELDONNo, because we dont celebrate the ancient pagan festival of Saturnalia.PENNYSaturnalia?HOWARDGather round, kids. Its time for Sheldons beloved Christmas special.SHELDONIn the pre-

17、Christian era, as the winter solstice approached and the plants died, pagans brought evergreen boughs into their homes as an act of sympathetic magic, intended to guard the life essences of the plants until spring. This custom was later appropriated by Northern Europeans and eventually it becomes th

18、e so-called Christmas tree.HOWARDAnd that, Charlie Brown, is what boredom is all about.PENNYOkay, well, thank you for that. But I got you and Leonard a few silly neighbor gifts, so Ill just put them under my tree.SHELDONWait. You bought me a present?PENNYUh-huh.SHELDONWhy would you do such a thing?P

19、ENNYI dont know. Cause its Christmas?SHELDONOh, Penny. I know you think youre being generous, but the foundation of gift-giving is reciprocity. You havent given me a gift. Youve given me an obligation.HOWARDDont feel bad, Penny. Its a classic rookie mistake. My first Hanukkah with Sheldon, he yelled

20、 at me for eight nights.PENNYNow, hey, its okay. You dont have to get me anything in return.SHELDONOf course I do. The essence of the custom is that I now have to go out and purchase for you a gift of commensurate value and representing the same perceived level of friendship as that represented by t

21、he gift youve given me. Its no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year.PENNYOkay, you know what, forget it, Im not giving you a present.SHELDONNo, its too late. I see it. That elf sticker says To Sheldon.“ The die has been cast. The moving finger has writ. Hannibal has crossed the Alps.HOWA

22、RDI know. Its funny when its not happening to us.PENNYSheldon, I am very, very sorry.SHELDONNo, no. I brought this on myself by being such an endearing and important part of your life. Im going to need a ride to the mall.HOWARDIts happening to us.LEONARDOw. Ow.DAVIDAre you gonna make it?LEONARDYeah,

23、 I guess. Thanks for letting me try out your motorcycle.DAVIDNo problem.LEONARDI had no idea it was so heavy. Thing just fell right over on me, didnt it? Heh.DAVIDYeah. Lucky for you it wasnt moving.PENNYOh, hey, Leonard. Ooh, are you okay?LEONARDOh, yeah. Its just a little motorcycle accident.PENNY

24、Oh, my God. How fast were you going?LEONARDI dont know. Its all such a blur.DAVIDGood one. He couldnt even get it started. Hi. Dave.PENNYHi. Penny. So its your motorcycle?DAVIDUh-huh.PENNYOh. Is it okay?DAVIDIts fine.LEONARDLucky for the bike it landed on my leg.DAVIDYou mind giving me a hand with S

25、peed Racer here?PENNYOh, yeah. Yeah, sure. So, um, Dave, how do you know Leonard?DAVIDIm a physicist.PENNYHa, ha. No, youre not.DAVIDWhy is that so surprising?PENNYUh, well, its just that the physicists I know are indoorsy and pale.LEONARDIm not indoorsy. I just wear the appropriate sun block becaus

26、e I dont take melanoma lightly.PENNYSo are you and Leonard working on an experiment together?PENNYYeah, actually we are.LEONARDYeah, were examining the radiation levels of photomultiplier tubes for a new dark matter detector.PENNYUh, sweetie, sweetie, Dave was talking. You know, I love science.LEONA

27、RDSince when?PENNYSince always.PENNYCall me a geek, but I am just nuts for the whole subatomic-particle thing.DAVIDThe last thing I would ever call you is a geek.PENNYOh, well, thats what I am. Queen of the nerds.DAVIDHey, if youd like, I could show you the lab were working in. Weve got some cool to

28、ys, you know. Lasers and stuff.PENNYYou know, I have always wanted to see a big science lab.LEONARDSince when?PENNYSince always.DAVIDLeonard, are you okay here? LEONARDUh. Yeah, I guess.DAVIDHow bout we go see it now? Maybe afterwards we take the bike up the coast. We grab a little bite to eat?PENNY

29、Um, yeah. Yeah, that sounds great. Let me just get my jacket.DAVIDBoy, shell do, huh?LEONARDYeah, if you like that type.DAVIDSo you and her.?LEONARDNo, just neighbors.LEONARDReally.DAVIDI dont know how you live next door to that without doing something about it.LEONARDActually. science is my lady.PE

30、NNYOkay. Lets go.DAVIDAll right. See you tomorrow, Leonard.LEONARDSee ya. Bye, Penny. Have fun.SHELDONYes? Did you forget your key?I dont see anything in here a woman would want.HOWARDYoure kidding. Youve got lotions and bath oils and soaps. Thats the estrogen hat trick.SHELDONWhat it is is a cacophonous assault of eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon and vanilla. Its as if my head were trapped in the pajamas of a sultan.RAJESHSheldon, if you dont like this stuff, lets just go next door and build her a bear.SHELDONI told you befor