friends第一季第5集剧本.docx

1、friends第一季第5集剧本105 The One With the East German Laundry DetergentScene: Central Perk, all six are there.Monica: Would you let it go? Its not that big a deal.Ross: Not that big a deal? Its amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, theres one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right

2、, as far as Im concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up.Chandler: We can? All right, Im tryin that.Joey: Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. H

3、ow you get any work done is beyond me.Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I dont get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.(Long pause.)Ross: Multiple orgasms!Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, all are there.Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday nigh

4、t, Sat-ur-day night!Joey: No plans, huh?Chandler: Not a one.Ross: Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?Chandler: Oh, right, right, shut up.Monica: Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it.Chandler: No, I know, but its just so hard, you know? I mean, youre sitting there

5、 with her, she has no idea whats happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and theres the horrible awkward moment when youve handed her the note.Joey: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling. Phoebe: You know, if you want, Ill do it with you.Chandler: Oh,

6、 thanks, but I think shed feel like were gangin up on her. Phoebe: No, I mean you break up with Janice and Ill break up with Tony. Ross: Tony?Monica: Oh, youre breaking up with Tony?Phoebe: Yeah, I know, hes sweet, but its just not fun anymore, you know? I dont know if its me, or his hunger strike,

7、or, I dont know.Rachel: (waitressing) Does anybody want anything else?Ross: Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing. (Rachel gives him a dirty look) Nothing, just, just, Im fine.zhuzi2nn8 2008-7-14 12:51Phoebe: (to Rachel) Whats the matter? Why so scrunch

8、y?Rachel: Its my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.Ross: That guy, he burns me up.Rachel: Yeah, well, its a Mercedes if I move back home. Oh, it was horrible. He called me young lady.Chandler: Ooh, I hate when my father calls me that.Monica: Did he give you that whole Youre-not-up-t

9、o-this thing again?Rachel: Oh, yeah, yeah. Actually, I got the extended disco version, with three choruses of Youll never make it on your own.Phoebe: (rhythmically) Uh-huh, uh-huh.(Angela, a beautiful woman in a tight dress, enters.)Angela: Hi, Joey.Joey: My god, Angela.(Angela takes a seat at the c

10、ounter.)Monica: Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her.Phoebe: Are you gonna go over there?Joey: No, yeah, no, ok, but not yet. I dont wanna seem too eager. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool. (he walks over to her) Hey, Angela. Angela: (casually)

11、 Joey.Joey: You look good.Angela: Thats because Im wearing a dress that accents my boobs.Joey: You dont say.(Cut to Ross and Rachel, talking next to one of the tables.)Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, whatre you doing tonight?Rachel: Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at Laundorama.Ross: Oh

12、, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess whos doing laundry there too?Rachel: Who?Ross: Me. Was that not clear? Hey, why dont, um, why dont I just join you both, here?Rachel: Dont you have a laundry room in your building?Ross: Yes, I do have a laundry room in my building, um, but theres

13、a. rat problem. Apparently theyre attracted to the dryer sheets, and theyre goin in fine, but theyre comin out all. fluffy. Anyway, say, sevenish?Rachel: Sure.(Cut back to Joey and Angela at the counter.)Angela: Forget it Joey. Im with Bob now.zhuzi2nn8 2008-7-14 13:03Joey: Bob? Who the hells Bob?An

14、gela: Bob is great. Hes smart, hes sophisticated, and he has a real job. You, you go on three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor, but Bob.Joey: Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too.Angela: Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said lets just be fr

15、iends, so guess what?Joey: What?Angela: Were just friends.Joey: Fine, fine, so, why dont the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?Angela: What four of us?Joey: You know, you and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica.Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment, Joe

16、y is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend. His plan is to hook Monica up with Angelas boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself.Joey: Monica, Im tellin you, this guy is perfect for you.Monica: Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.Joey: Come on

17、. This guys great. His names Bob. Hes Angelas. brother. Hes smart, hes sophisticated, and he has a real job. Me, I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor, but Bob is.Monica: (looking out window) Oh, god help us.Joey: What?Monica: Ugly Naked Guys laying kitchen tile. Eww!Joey: Eww! Lo

18、ok, Im asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.Monica: Whats going on here? You go out with tons of girls.Joey: (proud) I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?Scene: Ross apartment, Chandler is

19、 over.Ross: (on phone) Ok, bye. (hangs up) Well, Monicas not coming, its just gonna be me and Rachel.Chandler: Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure youve thought this thing through?Ross: Its laundry. The thinking through is minimal.Chandler: Its just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a

20、date. Youre going on a date.Ross: Nuh-uh.Chandler: Yuh-huh.Ross: So whatre you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?Chandler: Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time shes gonna see your underwearyou want it to be dirty?Ross: (sheepish)

21、No.Chandler: Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?Ross: Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says Im a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way.Chandler: There you go.Scene: A fancy restaurant, Joey and Monica are there, mee

22、ting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angelas brother.Monica: Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?Joey: Yep.Monica: Which?Joey: Which what?Monica: Youve never met Bob, have you?Joey: No, but hes.Monica: Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly.(An

23、gela and Bob walk in. Bob is good-looking.)Angela: Hey, Joey.Monica: .horribly attractive. Ill be shutting up now.Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others.Chandler: Where are they? Where are they?Phoebe: This is nice. We never do anythi

24、ng just the two of us.Chandler: Its great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.Phoebe: Eww, I dont wanna do that.(Janice and Phoebes boyfriend, Tony, walk in.)Chandler: Here we go.Phoebe: Ok, have a good break-up.Chandler: Hey, Janice.Janice: Oh, my god, I am so glad you calle

25、d me. I had the most supremely awful day.Chandler: Hey, thats not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please?Janice: We got the proofs back from that photo shoot, you know, the one with the little vegetables. Anyway, they pretty much sucked, so, I blew off the rest of the day, and I w

26、ent shopping.(looks through her bags). and I got you, Im looking, Im looking, Im looking, I got you.(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)zhuzi2nn8 2008-7-14 13:04Chandler: What?Janic

27、e: What?Chandler: (covering) What. did you get me there? Janice: I got you.these. (pulls out a pair of socks)Chandler: Bullwinkle socks. Thats so sweet.Janice: Well, I knew you had the Rockys, and so I figured, you know, you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, or you can wear Rocky and Rocky,or, you

28、 can mix and match, moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.Chandler: Thats great. (The drinks arrive, and Chandler downs his espresso in one gulp.)Chandler: Well, Im gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte?Janice: (holding the full cup) No, no, Im still working on mine.(Chandler walks

29、 over to the counter where Phoebe is, and is asking her about the break-up.)Chandler: Thats it?Phoebe: Yeah, it was really hard.Chandler: Oh, yeah, that hug looked pretty brutal.Phoebe: Ok, you werent there.Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachels clothes

30、off the machine and begins loading it with her things.Woman: Comin through. Move, move.Rachel: Oh, scuse me. I was kinda using that machine.Woman: Yeah, well, now youre kinda not.Rachel: But I saved it. I put my basket on top.Woman: Oh, Im sorry, is that your basket? Its really pretty. Unfortunately

31、, I dont see suds.Rachel: What?Woman: No suds, no save. Ok?(Ross arrives.)Ross: Whats goin on?Rachel: Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.Ross: Was your basket on top?Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds.Ross: So?Rachel: Well, you know, no suds, no save.Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. (to woman) Thats my friends machine.Woman: Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasnt in it.Ross: Hey, hey, hey, thats not the rule and you know it. (The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the mac