第4季中英文对照完整剧本411 The One With Phoebes Uterus.docx

1、第4季中英文对照完整剧本411 The One With Phoebes Uterus411 The One With Phoebes UterusScene: Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe。Phoebe: Oh my God！ I cant believe my little brother is married!Frank： Oh I know！ （Both he and Alice squeal hysterically）Phoebe: You guys, why didnt you tell me

2、 you were eloping？Frank: Cause it just sorta happened， yknow we were at the courthouse， we were having lunchPhoebe： Wait， wait， why were you at the courthouse? Frank： We were having lunch。 Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like， ”Hey! Yknow, were here， having lunch lets get married!Phoebe： Wow

3、, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too。 (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay。 Okay。 Stop it, dont. So， I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need？Frank： Uhh， yeah.Alice： Weve been trying to get pregnant， uh pretty much ev

4、er since we got engaged， we thought wed get a jump on things， yknow no ones getting any younger.Frank： See the thing is umm, were not able to yknow, uh, conceive.Alice: And weve tried everything， weve seen a bunch of doctors.Frank: Yeah, and theyand they say that our-that our only chance to have a b

5、aby is that if they take my sperm， her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl。 So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.Phoebe： (shocked) Thats a really nice gift。 I was thinking of like a gravy boat.OPENING CREDITSScene： Monica and Rachels

6、， Monica， Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase。Joey: （entering with Ross) Hey！ You guys! Check it out， check it out! （Hes wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got.Chandler: I dont know， but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black。(The gang is stunned.）Ross： What?Chandler:

7、Blue blazer back. Hehe wants it back。Rachel： But you-you said black。 Why would he want his blue blazer black？Chandler： Well， youyou know what I meant。Monica: No， you messed it up。 Youre stupid。Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?Joey： Oh， ah, tour guide at the museum。 Yeah, Ross got it for me。Rach

8、el： Well, how can you be a tour guide， dont you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?Joey: No, not really。 They give you all the information， its uh, its like memorizing a script. (Making like a tour guide) ”And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex， a carnivore from the Jurassic period.Chan

9、dler， Monica， and Rachel: Great！ Thats great！Ross: Uh actually Joey， its the Cretasous period.Joey: Yeah but， I can pronounce Jurassic.Phoebe: （entering) Hey!All： Hey!Phoebe: Guess what. Frank Jr.， and Alice got married！All： Oh my God!！Phoebe： And！ And, theyre gonna have a baby！ （The gang is shocked

10、。) And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus。 (The gang is stunned into silence.)Ross： My God!Monica： Are you serious?Phoebe: YeahJoey: Youre really thinking about having sex with your brother？！Phoebe: Ewww! And Oh no！ Itsthey just want me to be the surrogate. Its herits her egg and he

11、r sperm, and Im-Im just the oven， its totally their bun. Joey： Huh。Monica: What did you tell them?Phoebe： Well， they said that I had to think about it first， but what is there to think about? Im gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give。Chandler： Youre gonna be carrying their baby

12、 and give them a Sony Play Station？Rachel： Honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them, but there are things to think about。Monica: Yeah, like youre gonna be pregnant. I mean pregnant.Phoebe: I know!Ross: Pheebs， youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot， I mean morning

13、 sickness， uhh, labour， and its all for somebody else！Phoebe: Yeah, whats your point？Ross： Well, the stuff I just mentioned。Rachel： Wow! I dont know if I could ever do that。 I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be akeeper.Phoebe： Yknow you guys we

14、re a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.Joey: No, Pheebs， listen， if you decide to do this， well be supportive like crazy.All： Yeah。Monica： We just want you to think it through.Rachel： Yeah, honey， maybe you can talk to somebody whos had a baby. Like your mom？Phoebe: My mom ne

15、ver gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did。Scene： Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are kissing.Kathy： Umm， (moves her hands down to his butt） I love this touchy。 Can I take it to work with me？Chandler: Oh, yeah， sure, its not mine anyway。 It can with the pants.Kathy: Oh! （They kiss and she leaves)Moni

16、ca: I am so jealous。Rachel: You guys are really rightthere arent you？Chandler: Yes。 Right where？Monica: In the beginning where yknow its all sex and talking and sex and talking andChandler: Yeah， you-you gotta love the talking.Monica： And the sex?Chandler： All right， we havent had sex yet。 Okay， wha

17、ts the big deal？ Yknow? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level。Rachel: Oh, Chandler that is so nice。Ross: That is really nicelying! No way is that the reason!Rachel: Why？ Just because youre not mature enough to understand something like that？！Chandler: No, he

18、s right， Im totally lying.（Ross makes an I was right， and you werent face. And Rachel does Rosss little Im-flickingyouoff-but-Im-not-givingyou-the-finger banging of the fists。)Monica： Then what is it？Chandler: Well， Kathys last boyfriend was Joey。Ross: And youre afraid you wont be able tofill his sh

19、oes.Chandler: No, Im afraid I wont be able to make love as well as him.Ross: Yeah， I was going for the metaphor.Chandler： Yes， and I was saying the actual words.Monica： So big deal， so Joeys had a lot of girlfriends， it doesnt mean hes great in bed。Chandler： We share a wall! So either hes great in b

20、ed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot。Monica: Sweetie， with you its gonna be different。 The sex is gonna be great， cause youyou guys are in love.Chandler: Yeah?Rachel： Yeah！Ross： Just go for it Chandler.Monica： Yeah, you should。Rachel: Yeah, you should, really。Monica： Go on。Chandler： All rig

21、ht， all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.Scene： The museum， Joey is giving a tour to a bunch of school kids。Joey： Okay， now the Mastodon is from the semilate Jurassic period.Smart Kid： Isnt the Mastodon from the Pliocene Epic?Joey： Shhh! This is a museum， no

22、talking. Right down here， （Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.） we have a large foot. （Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.） Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave Hi to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. （

23、Ross does the old ”Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.”) Okay, moving right along。 Come on。Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house， theres a knock on the door.Phoebe Sr： Its open! Come in！Phoebe： Hi!Phoebe Sr： Hi!Phoebe： Im sorry, Im late。Phoebe Sr： Oh， thats okay, it gave me ti

24、me to finish glazing my nipples。Phoebe： Wow！ You really go all out when youre expecting company。Phoebe Sr: No， I was working on my pottery.Phoebe： Oh！ Ooh! Oh， I didnt know that you didpot。Phoebe Sr： Well, yeah， mostly nudes。 It combines my two passions， pottery and erotica。Phoebe： Ooh, erotiery!Pho

25、ebe Sr: Hey! Okay！ Well thanks for coming out to see me。 I just-I just thought it would be a very good idea to talk about this baby stuff in person。 YknowPhoebe: Okay。Phoebe Sr: I really dont think its a very good idea, Phoebe.Phoebe: Why not?Phoebe Sr： Well, because youd be giving up a baby, and I-

26、I really dontI dont know if theres anything I can say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. So， umm， （Picks up a puppy in the box next to the couch。)Phoebe： Oh no！ No-no! I understand the pain！ Dontdont hurt the puppy。Phoebe Sr: Nonono， thethe puppys yours。Phoebe: Oh， I get a

27、puppy！!Phoebe Sr: Well， yeah! I mean yeah, but only for three days.Phoebe： Why?Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.） uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and

28、 not the puppy， its very important. Phoebe: Okay。Phoebe Sr： I mean， I know what Im talking about。 I gave up two babies， and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies。 I just think that, it would be something you will regret ever

29、y single day for the rest of your life。 So， how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child。 (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first。Phoebe: All right， Im sorry。Scene： The museu

30、ms worker cafeteria, Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides。 Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross.Joey: Uhh， do you mind sitting there。 Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross。Tour Guide： You mean Dr。 Geller?Joey: Doctor？ Wow! I didnt know he had a nickname。

31、Tour Guide: Oh， he wont sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, (Points to there table) and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.Joey: Well， howhow come？Tour Guide： Thats just the way it is。Joey: Thats crazy.Tour Guide： Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world， you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school， but now（Turns around） Peter! Hey， Peter！ Its me Rhonda！ From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave yo