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1、精编范文英语搞笑话剧剧本word范文模板 13页本文部分内容来自网络整理，本司不为其真实性负责，如有异议或侵权请及时联系，本司将立即删除！= 本文为word格式，下载后可方便编辑和修改！ = 英语搞笑话剧剧本篇一：搞笑 英语 话剧剧本.1doc 搞笑英语话剧剧本 荆珂刺秦王 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy way

2、s. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword 搞笑英语话剧剧本 荆珂刺秦王旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Ying

3、zheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty(来自:WwW. ) man in the world? (画外音：Its you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） Im Prince Dan, the m

4、agic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：Ive told you again and again that you should call me “my

5、 most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidat

6、e?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（十面埋伏中刘德华&金成武决斗时的 音乐 ） 荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. Im Jingke, you kno

7、w, I will let you know I am the king of the killers world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。” 李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why arent you hurt?荆轲: We dont need any reason to win a person. Dont we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma alw

8、ays said: Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what youre gonna get. I got it, Momma is right. 轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子

9、丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, Im kidding!太子丹：Oh, Im kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, thats a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状

10、): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? Whats the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didnt know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me

11、? Whats the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldnt

12、 reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, Im very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗? 荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything

13、 for you. 太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action （大话西游主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。泰坦尼克号主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）荆珂（急忙收敛）：Da

14、rling, I love you.妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（肖申克的救赎）荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自飘)妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you. 荆珂（欲

15、走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor. promise me you will survive. that you will never give up. no matter what happens. no matter how hopeless. promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）. 妻子:I promise.荆轲:Never let go. “妻子:I promise. I will never let go, Jack. Ill never let go.（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些泰坦尼克号的台词。） 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去妻子：Its a good day to die. Never come back. Never? Never? 妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.篇二：搞