1、老友记剧本第一季01中英文对照101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.Monica: Theres nothing to tell! Hes just some guy I work with!Joey: Come on, youre going out with the guy! Theres gotta be something wrong with h
2、im!Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused。)Phoebe: Just, cause, I dont want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Monica: Okay, everybody relax。 This is not even a date。 Its just two peo
3、ple going out to dinner and- not having sex。Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.Time LapseChandler: Alright, so Im back in high school, Im standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah。 Had that dream。Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize theres a phone。.
4、。 there.Joey: Instead of.。?Chandler: Thats right。Joey: Never had that dream。Phoebe: No.Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I dont know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: And they werent looking at you before?!Chandler: Finally, I figure Id better answer it, and
5、it turns out its my mother, which is veryvery weird, because she never calls me!Time Lapse, Ross has entered。Ross: (mortified) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it
6、out of my mouth and tied it around my neck。.Chandler: Cookie?Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)Ross: No, no dont! Stop cleansi
7、ng my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!Ross: Ill be fine, alright? Really, everyone。 I hope shell be very happy.Monica: No you dont.Ross: No I dont, to hell with her, she left me!Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian。.Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixat
8、ing on that? She didnt know, how should I know?Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian。 (They all stare at him。) Did I say that out loud?Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M。
9、, ”Ill never have grandchildren, Ill never have grandchildren. was what? A wrong number?Ross: Sorry。Joey: Alright Ross, look. Youre feeling a lot of pain right now。 Youre angry。 Youre hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?(Ross gestures his consent.)Joey: Strip joint! Cmon, youre single! Have s
10、ome hormones!Ross: I dont want to be single, okay? I just。.。 I just I just wanna be married again!(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully。)Monica: Rachel?!Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I j
11、ust went to your building and you werent there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff。 (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everyb
12、ody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and you remember my brother Ross? Rachel: Hi, sure!Ross: Hi. (They go to hug but Rosss umbrella opens。 He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or
13、are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?Rachel: Oh God。.。 well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brough
14、t her coffee) Sweet n Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and thats when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr。 Potato Head。 Yknow, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but.。 Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I
15、started wondering Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?. (to Monica) So anyway I just didnt know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but youre the only person I knew who lived here in the city。Monica: Who wasnt invited to the wedding.Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda
16、hoping that wouldnt be an issue。. Scene: Monicas Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.Monica: Now Im guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and shes really not happy about it。 Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or eg
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