生活大爆炸台词中英文对照第一季陆续更新.docx

1、生活大爆炸台词中英文对照第一季陆续更新如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面So if a photon is directed through a plane如果有一个狭缝可以观测到 with two slits in it and either slit is observed,那它没有同时通过两个狭缝it will not go through both slits.如果观测不到 那它会通过If its unobserved,it will.但如果它是在离开平面后 However,if its observed after its left the plane在击中目标物之前被观测到But b

2、efore it hits its target,那它不会同时通过两个狭缝it wont have gone through both slits.没错 你想说什么Agreed. whats your point?没什么 我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错Theres no point,I just think its a good idea for a t-shirt.-您好 -稍等-excuse me. -hang on.横1是爱琴海One across is aegean.竖8是纳巴科夫(1899-1977 俄裔美国小说家)Eight down is nabokov.横26MCM26 ac

3、ross is mcm.竖14是.你手挡住了.14 down is. move your finger.是门(生物分类) 所以说横十四是太子港(海地首都)phylum which makes 14 across port-au-prince你看 Papa Doc(海地总统绰号)提示了 所以是太子港See,papa docs capitol idea, thats port-au-prince.在海地Haiti.-需要帮忙吗 -是的-can I help you? -yes.这里是高智商精子库吗Is this the high-iq sperm bank?如果这还要问的话 那你可能不该来这If

4、you have to ask,maybe you shouldnt be here.我看就是这儿了I think this is the place.-把表格填了 -谢谢-fill these out. -thank you.-马上就好 -不急-well be right back. -take your time.我正好把填字游戏做完Ill just finish my crossword puzzle.等等 Oh,wait.莱纳德 我觉得我做不到Leonard,I dont think I can do this.开什么玩笑 你都是半职业选手了What,are you kidding?

5、youre a semi-pro.不是的 我们这是在犯基因欺诈罪No. we are committing genetic fraud.我们的精子并不能保证Theres no guarantee that our sperm将来就能生出高智商的后代is going to generate high-iqOffspring.你想想 我姐姐和我的DNA结构相同Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic dna mix可她只是快餐店的女服务生Who hostesses at fuddruckers.谢尔顿 当初是你要来的Sheldon,

6、this was your idea.这点补贴能让我们A little extra money to get在寓所里拥有分式T-1带宽fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment.我知道 我的确渴望更快的下载速度I know,and I do yearn for faster downloads.但那些可怜的女人们But theres some poor woman会把希望寄托在我精子上的whos gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积What if she winds up with a tod

7、dler who doesnt know if he should use该用积分还是微分算都不知道 她会怎么想An integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?-我肯定她还是会爱他的 -我不会-im sure shell still love him. -i wouldnt.你现在想怎么样Well,what do you want to do?我想走了I want to leave.该怎么跟她说呢Whats the protocol for leaving?我不知道.我以前从来没在捐献精子时中途走人过I dont kn

8、ow. Ive never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.我们就直接走吧Lets try just walking out.-再见 -再见 很高兴见到你-bye. -bye. nice meeting you.你还在为那个精子库的事生气吗Are you still mad about the sperm bank?没有No.你想不想听有关楼梯的有趣事情You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?不太想Not really.如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距If the height

9、of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,-大多数人会被绊倒 -跟我无关-most people will trip. -i dont care.两毫.那不太可能吧Two milli. that doesnt seem right.不 是真的 我12岁时做过一系列试验No,its true,I did a series of experiments when I was 12我爸爸还摔断了锁骨My father broke his clavicle.你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的?Is that why they sen

10、t you to boarding school?不是 是因为我那些关于激光的试验No. that was a result of my work with lasers.这是新邻居?New neighbor?很明显Evidently.比起上一个的水准真是有显著提高Significant improvement over the old neighbor.那个体重200磅有皮肤问题的异装癖者?200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?那是 没错Yes,she is.-你好 -你好-oh,hi. -hi.我们不想打搅你 我们就住你对面We dont

11、 mean to interrupt. we live across the hall.你们真好啊Oh,thats nice.我们不是住在一起 我是说.We dont live together. I mean.我们是住在一起We live together,不过是在分开的 异性恋的卧室里But in separate,heterosexual bedrooms.好的Okay,well.看来你们就是我的新邻居了 我叫佩妮Guess Im your new neighbor. penny.-我是莱纳德 他是谢尔顿 -你好-leonard. sheldon. -hi.那么.Well.欢迎成为我们的

12、邻居Welcome to the building.谢谢你 我们可以什么时候喝喝咖啡Thank you. maybe we can have coffee sometime.很好啊Great.-那.再见 -再见-well. bye. -bye.我们要不要请她来吃午饭?Should we have invited her for lunch?不 我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季No.Were gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.第二季的DVD我们已经看过了We already watched the season two dvds.但评

13、论音轨还没看Not with commentary.我觉得我们应该做个好邻居I think we should be good neighbors请她作客 让她觉得亲切And invite her over,make her feel welcome.我们从没请过那个叫路易还是叫路易斯的过来We never invited louie-slash-louise over.那是我们的不对And that was wrong of us.我们得扩大下我们的朋友圈子We need to widen our circle.我的朋友圈子已经很大了I have a very wide circle.我的空

14、间上有212个好友I have 212 friends on myspace.不错 可他们你一个也没见过Yes,and youve never met one of them.这正是其美妙之处Thats the beauty of it.我要请她过来Im gonna invite her over.我们可以好好吃一顿 然后.聊天Well have a nice meal and. chat.聊天? 我们平时不聊天 至少下了网不聊Chat? we dont chat. at least not offline.这没什么难的Its not difficult.你只要听着她讲些什么You just

15、listen to what she says然后你适当地回应她一些And then you say something appropriate in response.那最后要干什么?To what end?你好.又来了Hi. again.你好Hi.那个.Anyway.我们带了印度菜回来We brought home indian food.然后.And.我知道搬家可能会很累I know that moving can be stressful,并且我发现当我身心俱疲时And I find that when Im undergoing stress,美食和伙伴能让我感觉很舒坦That go

16、od food and company can have a comforting effect.还有 咖喱本身有通便功效 我想我不必再说Also,curry is a natural laxative,and I dont have to tell you你知道 如果大肠通畅.That,you know,a clean colon is just.那又可以少一件操心事了One less thing to worry about.这方面我不在行 不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐Im no expert,but I believe in the context of a luncheon invi

17、tation,你最好不要说些肠运动的事You might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.你们是在邀请我过去吃饭?Youre inviting me over to eat?是的Yes.你们真好 我很乐意Oh,thats so nice. Id love to.太好了Great.你们平时都玩些什么So,what do you guys do for fun around here?今天我们尝试过靠自慰来挣钱Today we tried masturbating for money.好了 就当在自己家一样Okay,make yourse

18、lf at home.谢谢Thank you.不用谢Youre very welcome.这些东西看上去真深奥啊This looks like some serious stuff.-莱纳德 这是你写的? -不 这是我的-leonard,did you do this? -actually,thats my work.不错 只是一些量子力学而已Yeah. well,its just some quantum mechanics边上还随便写了一点点弦理论With a little string theory doodling around the edges.那部分 是我开的玩笑That par

19、t there,thats just a joke.讽刺下波恩-奥本海默近似Its a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.这么说 你就像是美丽心灵里那种天才一样So youre like one of those beautiful mind genius guys.是吧Yeah.-真让人赞叹 -我也有块板-this is really impressive. -i have a board.如果你喜欢板 这块是我的If you like boards,this is my board.上帝啊Holy smokes.如果你说上帝啊是想If

20、by holy smokes,you mean再一次强调说你能在任何一个麻省理工的A derivative restatement of the kind of stuff男生寝室墙上发现那些涂鸦 那一点没错You can find scribbled on the wall of any mens room at mit,sure.-什么? -得了吧-what? -come on.谁没看到那微分上面写着我打住了 心碎了 算不下去了Who hasnt seen this differential below here I sit,broken-hearted?至少我不会为了解决个数学问题At

21、least I didnt have to invent 26 dimensions去发明个什么26维出来Just to make the math come out.我没有创造发明 他们本来就有I didnt invent them. theyre there.-哪个宇宙有? -所有的都有.这就是我说的关键-in what universe? -in all of them. that is the point.你们介意我先开吃吗Do you guys mind if I start?佩妮.Penny.这是我的座位Thats where l sit.那 你坐我旁边So,sit next to

22、 me.不.我坐那里的No. I sit there.有什么区别Whats the difference?-什么区别? -开始了-whats the difference? -here we go.在冬天 这个位子离暖气比较近所以比较暖和In the winter,that seat is close enough to the radiator但也不至于太近以至于引起出汗To remain warm,and yet not so close as to cause perspiration在夏天 通过窗子吹进来的风直接在这里交叉In the summer,its directly in th

23、e path of a cross-breeze就是这边和那边的窗户Created by opening windows there and there.看电视正好有个角度It faces the television at an angle不会太正 从而影响跟别人说话That is neither direct,thus discouraging conversation,也不会太斜 从而造成脖子酸疼Nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.我还能继续 不过我觉得你已经明白我的意思了I could go on,but I think

24、 Ive made my point.你想让我移开吗Do you want me to move?你就随便坐一下吧-well. -just sit somewhere else.好的Fine.谢尔顿 坐下!Sheldon,sit!这样很好啊Well,this is nice.不太有人来我们这里作客的We dont have a lot of company over.不是吧 库萨帕里和沃尔维茨就经常过来Thats not true. koothrappali and wolowitz come over all the time.-是 我知道 但. -星期二晚上-yes i know,but.

25、 -tuesday night,我们还玩克林贡拼字游戏玩到凌晨一点(克林贡是外星人)We played klingon boggle till 1:00 a.m.是 我记得Yeah,I remember.-不要说我们没有伙伴 -对不起-dont say we dont have company. -sorry.-这是社交上很消极的暗示 -我说对不起了-that has negative social implications. -i said Im sorry!克林贡拼字游戏?Klingon boggle?是的 就是普通的拼字游戏 只不过.Yeah. its like regular bogg

26、le,but.是用克林贡语言In klingon.关于我们已经说得够多了 说说你吧Thats probably enough about us. so,tell us about you.我? 好吧Me? okay.我是射手座的Im a sagittarius,就这一点你们很可能就了解得比我想说的多得多了Which probably tells you way more than you need to know.没错 我们可以了解到你有群众性文化妄想Yes. it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion就是指你出

27、生时That the suns apparent position相对于任意确定星座的太阳的视位置Relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth可能会决定你的性格Somehow affects your personality.有什么来着?Participate in the what?我认为谢尔顿是想说I think what sheldons trying to say我们可能不会第一个猜你是射手座的Is that sagittarius wouldnt have been our first

28、 guess.是 很多人会以为我是水相星座的Yeah,a lot of people think Im a water sign.还有什么 让我想想Okay,lets see,what else.我是素食者 但我吃鱼Im a vegetarian. except for fish.偶尔吃牛排 牛排真赞!And the occasional steak. I love steak!真有趣Well,thats interesting.莱纳德吃玉米会不消化Leonard cant process corn.你有什么工作吗Well. do you have some sort of a job?有 我

29、是家乳酪蛋糕店的服务生Yeah. Im a waitress at the cheesecake factory.我很喜欢乳酪蛋糕I love cheesecake.你不是不能吃乳糖嘛Youre lactose-intolerant.我是不吃.我只是觉得那东西不错I dont eat it. I just think its a good idea.还有 我正在写一个剧本Anyways,Im also writing a screenplay.讲一个多愁善感的女生从内布拉斯加州的林肯来到了洛杉矶Its about this sensitive girl who comes to l.a. from lincoln,nebraska,她本想当名演员 最终却在乳酪蛋糕店当了服务生To be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory.看来这是根据你的经历写的So,its based on your life.不 我是来自奥马哈No,Im from omaha.如果真拍成了电影 我会去看的If that was movie,I would go see it.我就说 是不错吧?I know,right?让我想想 还有什么.Okay,lets see,what else.大概就这些了Gue