人行老友记第一季第一集对白中英文对照.docx

1、人行老友记第一季第一集对白中英文对照101 The One Where Mon ica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Versi on)Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there. Monica: Theres nothing to tell! Hes just some guy I work with!Joey: Come on, youre going out with the guy! Theres gotta be somethi ng wrong

2、 with him!Cha ndler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a humpA hump anda hairpiecePhoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, cause, I dont want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. Its just two

3、people going out to dinner and- not havi ng sex.Chan dler: Sounds like a date to me.Time LapseChandler: Alright , so Im back in high school, Im standing in the middle of the cafeteria , and I realize I am totally n aked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chan dler: Then 1 look dow n, and I realize theres

4、 a phon e. there.Joey: In stead of.Cha ndler: Thats right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. NowI dont know what to do, everybody starts look ing at me.Moni ca: And they were nt look ing at you before!Chan dler: Fin ally, I figure rd better an

5、swer it, and it tur ns outits my mother, which is very-very weird , because- she never callsme!Time Lapse , Ross has entered.Ross: ( mortified ) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetieRoss: I just feel like some one reached dow n mythroat, grabbed mysmall inte

6、stine , pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck.Cha ndler: CookieMonica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) Ross: No, no d

7、ont! Stop cleansing my aura ! No, just leave my auraalone, okayPhoebe: Fine! Be murky!Ross: ni be fine, alright Really, every on e. I hope shell be very happy.Monica: No you dont.Ross: No I dont, to hell with her, she left me!101试播没啥好说的！他不过是我的同事！少来了，你和那个人一起出去！拜托，和你 交往的男人一定有问题！打住，乔伊，嘴下留德。他驼背既驼背又带 假发慢

8、着，他吃粉笔吗我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。各位别急，这不算约会。我们不过是出去吃 晚餐，而且不做爱。听起来好像是说我的约会。记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然 发现自己全身赤裸。我做过那样的梦。我低头一看，看见有一支电话在那儿。 而不是没错。我没做过那样的梦，没有。那支电话突然响起，而我不知道怎么办，每 个人都开始望着我。他们以前不看你吗！终于，我认为我应该接，结果是我妈打来， 我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给 我！嗨。这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。你还好吧我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙， 抓起我的肠子，从我的口中取岀，然后绑在我脖上 饼干卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了。-我帮你泡杯咖啡，谢

9、了。不要别清理我的灵气。可是别碰我 的灵气就是了。好吧，保持晦气！我会没事的，真的，我祝她幸福。-不，你不会的，没错，-我不会的，去她的，她甩掉我！ 而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者。没有！行了吧！为何大家都围着这个话题 打转连她不知道，我怎会知道。Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian Ross: No! Okay! Why does every one keep fixati ng on that She did ntknow, how should I knowChandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbia

10、n. (They all stare at him.)Did I say that out loudRoss: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a womanat sobbing 3:00 A.M., Ill never have grandchildren, ni never havegran dchildre n. was what A wrong nu mberRoss:

11、 Sorry.Joey: Alright Ross, look. Youre feeling a lot of pain right now.Youre an gry. Youre hurt ing. Can 1 tell you what the an swer is(Ross gestures his consent .)Joey: Strip joint! Cmon, youre single! Have some hormones!Ross: I dont want to be single, okay I just. I just- I just wanna be married a

12、ga in!(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.) Chan dler: And I just want a milli on dollars! (He exte nds his hand hopefully.)Monica: Rachel!Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you were nt there and the n this guy with a big hammer said

13、 you mightbe here and you are, you are!Waitress: Can 1 get you some coffeeMonica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, ano ther Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This iseverybody, this is Chan dler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother RossRachel: Hi

14、, sure!Ross: Hi.(They go to hug but Rosss umbrella ope ns. He sits back dow n defeated again. A moment of silenee follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to expla in.)Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaidsRachel: Oh God. well, it started about a half ho

15、ur before the weddi ng. 1 was in the room where we were keep ing all the prese nts, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamaugegravy boat. When all of a sudde n- (to the waitress that brought her coffee) Sweet n Lo- I realized that I was more turned on by thisgravy boat than by Barry! And then 1 got really freaked out, and thats when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Yknow,I mea n, I always knew looked familiar, but. Any way, I just had to get out of there, and I started won deri ng