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101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate（ThePilot-TheUncutVersion）

[Scene:

CentralPerk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarethere.]Monica:

There'snothingtotell!

He'sjustsomeguyIworkwith!

Joey:

Comeon,you'regoingoutwiththeguy!

There'sgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!

Chandler:

AllrightJoey,benice.SodoeshehaveahumpAhumpand

ahairpiece

Phoebe:

Wait,doesheeatchalk

（Theyallstare,bemused.）

Phoebe:

Just,'cause,Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!

Monica:

Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-nothavingsex.

Chandler:

Soundslikeadatetome.

[TimeLapse]

Chandler:

Alright,soI'mbackinhighschool,I'mstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,andIrealizeIamtotallynaked.

All:

Oh,yeah.Hadthatdream.

Chandler:

Then1lookdown,andIrealizethere'saphone...there.

Joey:

Insteadof...

Chandler:

That'sright.

Joey:

Neverhadthatdream.

Phoebe:

No.

Chandler:

Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.NowIdon'tknowwhattodo,everybodystartslookingatme.

Monica:

Andtheyweren'tlookingatyoubefore!

Chandler:

Finally,Ifigurerdbetteranswerit,anditturnsout

it'smymother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercalls

me!

[TimeLapse,Rosshasentered.]

Ross:

（mortified）Hi.

Joey:

Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.

Monica:

Areyouokay,sweetie

Ross:

Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...

Chandler:

Cookie

Monica:

（explainingtotheothers）Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.

Joey:

Ohh.

Monica:

（toRoss）Letmegetyousomecoffee.

Ross:

Thanks.

Phoebe:

Ooh!

Oh!

（ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.）Ross:

No,nodon't!

Stopcleansingmyaura!

No,justleavemyaura

alone,okay

Phoebe:

Fine!

Bemurky!

Ross:

nibefine,alrightReally,everyone.Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.

Monica:

Noyoudon't.

Ross:

NoIdon't,tohellwithher,sheleftme!

101试播

没啥好说的！

他不过是我的同事！

少来了，你和那个人一起出去！

拜托，和你交往的男人一定有问题！

打住，乔伊，嘴下留德。

他驼背既驼背又带假发

慢着，他吃粉笔吗

我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。

各位别急，这不算约会。

我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且不做爱。

听起来好像是说我的约会。

记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然发现自己全身赤裸。

我做过那样的梦。

我低头一看，看见有一支电话……在那儿。

而不是……

没错。

我没做过那样的梦，没有。

那支电话突然响起，而我不知道怎么办，每个人都开始望着我。

他们以前不看你吗！

终于，我认为我应该接，结果是我妈打来，我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给我！

嗨。

这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。

你还好吧

我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙，抓起我的肠

子，从我的口中取岀，然后绑在我脖上……饼干

卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了。

-我帮你泡杯咖啡，

谢了。

不要……别清理我的灵气。

可是……别碰我的灵气就是了。

好吧，保持晦气！

我会没事的，真的，我祝她幸福。

-不，你不会的，没错，

-我不会的，去她的，她甩掉我！

而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者。

没有！

！

行了吧！

为何大家都围着这个话题打转连她不知道，我怎会知道。

Joey:

Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian…

Ross:

No!

!

Okay!

WhydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthatShedidn't

know,howshouldIknow

Chandler:

SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...（Theyallstareathim.）

DidIsaythatoutloud

Ross:

Itoldmomanddadlastnight,theyseemedtotakeitprettywell.

Monica:

Ohreally,sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawoman

atsobbing3:

00A.M.,"I'llneverhavegrandchildren,nineverhave

grandchildren."waswhatAwrongnumber

Ross:

Sorry.

Joey:

AlrightRoss,look.You'refeelingalotofpainrightnow.

You'reangry.You'rehurting.Can1tellyouwhattheansweris

（Rossgestureshisconsent.）

Joey:

Stripjoint!

C'mon,you'resingle!

Havesomehormones!

Ross:

Idon'twanttobesingle,okayIjust...Ijust-Ijustwannabemarriedagain!

（Rachelentersinawetweddingdressandstartstosearchtheroom.）Chandler:

AndIjustwantamilliondollars!

（Heextendshishandhopefully.）

Monica:

Rachel!

Rachel:

OhGodMonicahi!

ThankGod!

Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouweren'tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumight

behereandyouare,youare!

Waitress:

Can1getyousomecoffee

Monica:

（pointingatRachel）De-caff.（toAll）Okay,everybody,thisisRachel,anotherLincolnHighsurvivor.（toRachel）Thisis

everybody,thisisChandler,andPhoebe,andJoey,and-youremembermybrotherRoss

Rachel:

Hi,sure!

Ross:

Hi.

（TheygotohugbutRoss'sumbrellaopens.Hesitsbackdowndefeatedagain.AmomentofsileneefollowsasRachelsitsandtheothersexpecthertoexplain.）

Monica:

Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids

Rachel:

OhGod...well,itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding.1wasintheroomwherewewerekeepingallthepresents,andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat.ThisreallygorgeousLamauge

gravyboat.Whenallofasudden-（tothewaitressthatbroughthercoffee）Sweet'n'Lo-IrealizedthatIwasmoreturnedonbythis

gravyboatthanbyBarry!

Andthen1gotreallyfreakedout,andthat'swhenithitme:

howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.Y'know,

Imean,Ialwaysknewlookedfamiliar,but...Anyway,Ijusthadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering