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人行老友记第一季第一集对白中英文对照
101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate(ThePilot-TheUncutVersion)
[Scene:
CentralPerk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarethere.]Monica:
There'snothingtotell!
He'sjustsomeguyIworkwith!
Joey:
Comeon,you'regoingoutwiththeguy!
There'sgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!
Chandler:
AllrightJoey,benice.SodoeshehaveahumpAhumpand
ahairpiece
Phoebe:
Wait,doesheeatchalk
(Theyallstare,bemused.)
Phoebe:
Just,'cause,Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!
Monica:
Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-nothavingsex.
Chandler:
Soundslikeadatetome.
[TimeLapse]
Chandler:
Alright,soI'mbackinhighschool,I'mstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,andIrealizeIamtotallynaked.
All:
Oh,yeah.Hadthatdream.
Chandler:
Then1lookdown,andIrealizethere'saphone...there.
Joey:
Insteadof...
Chandler:
That'sright.
Joey:
Neverhadthatdream.
Phoebe:
No.
Chandler:
Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.NowIdon'tknowwhattodo,everybodystartslookingatme.
Monica:
Andtheyweren'tlookingatyoubefore!
Chandler:
Finally,Ifigurerdbetteranswerit,anditturnsout
it'smymother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercalls
me!
[TimeLapse,Rosshasentered.]
Ross:
(mortified)Hi.
Joey:
Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.
Monica:
Areyouokay,sweetie
Ross:
Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...
Chandler:
Cookie
Monica:
(explainingtotheothers)Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.
Joey:
Ohh.
Monica:
(toRoss)Letmegetyousomecoffee.
Ross:
Thanks.
Phoebe:
Ooh!
Oh!
(ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.)Ross:
No,nodon't!
Stopcleansingmyaura!
No,justleavemyaura
alone,okay
Phoebe:
Fine!
Bemurky!
Ross:
nibefine,alrightReally,everyone.Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.
Monica:
Noyoudon't.
Ross:
NoIdon't,tohellwithher,sheleftme!
101试播
没啥好说的!
他不过是我的同事!
少来了,你和那个人一起出去!
拜托,和你交往的男人一定有问题!
打住,乔伊,嘴下留德。
他驼背既驼背又带假发
慢着,他吃粉笔吗
我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。
各位别急,这不算约会。
我们不过是出去吃晚餐,而且不做爱。
听起来好像是说我的约会。
记得中学时代的梦,我站在自助餐厅,突然发现自己全身赤裸。
我做过那样的梦。
我低头一看,看见有一支电话……在那儿。
而不是……
没错。
我没做过那样的梦,没有。
那支电话突然响起,而我不知道怎么办,每个人都开始望着我。
他们以前不看你吗!
终于,我认为我应该接,结果是我妈打来,我感到很奇怪,因为我妈不曾打过电话给我!
嗨。
这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。
你还好吧
我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙,抓起我的肠
子,从我的口中取岀,然后绑在我脖上……饼干
卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了。
-我帮你泡杯咖啡,
谢了。
不要……别清理我的灵气。
可是……别碰我的灵气就是了。
好吧,保持晦气!
我会没事的,真的,我祝她幸福。
-不,你不会的,没错,
-我不会的,去她的,她甩掉我!
而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者。
没有!
!
行了吧!
为何大家都围着这个话题打转连她不知道,我怎会知道。
Joey:
Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian…
Ross:
No!
!
Okay!
WhydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthatShedidn't
know,howshouldIknow
Chandler:
SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...(Theyallstareathim.)
DidIsaythatoutloud
Ross:
Itoldmomanddadlastnight,theyseemedtotakeitprettywell.
Monica:
Ohreally,sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawoman
atsobbing3:
00A.M.,"I'llneverhavegrandchildren,nineverhave
grandchildren."waswhatAwrongnumber
Ross:
Sorry.
Joey:
AlrightRoss,look.You'refeelingalotofpainrightnow.
You'reangry.You'rehurting.Can1tellyouwhattheansweris
(Rossgestureshisconsent.)
Joey:
Stripjoint!
C'mon,you'resingle!
Havesomehormones!
Ross:
Idon'twanttobesingle,okayIjust...Ijust-Ijustwannabemarriedagain!
(Rachelentersinawetweddingdressandstartstosearchtheroom.)Chandler:
AndIjustwantamilliondollars!
(Heextendshishandhopefully.)
Monica:
Rachel!
Rachel:
OhGodMonicahi!
ThankGod!
Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouweren'tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumight
behereandyouare,youare!
Waitress:
Can1getyousomecoffee
Monica:
(pointingatRachel)De-caff.(toAll)Okay,everybody,thisisRachel,anotherLincolnHighsurvivor.(toRachel)Thisis
everybody,thisisChandler,andPhoebe,andJoey,and-youremembermybrotherRoss
Rachel:
Hi,sure!
Ross:
Hi.
(TheygotohugbutRoss'sumbrellaopens.Hesitsbackdowndefeatedagain.AmomentofsileneefollowsasRachelsitsandtheothersexpecthertoexplain.)
Monica:
Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids
Rachel:
OhGod...well,itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding.1wasintheroomwherewewerekeepingallthepresents,andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat.ThisreallygorgeousLamauge
gravyboat.Whenallofasudden-(tothewaitressthatbroughthercoffee)Sweet'n'Lo-IrealizedthatIwasmoreturnedonbythis
gravyboatthanbyBarry!
Andthen1gotreallyfreakedout,andthat'swhenithitme:
howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.Y'know,
Imean,Ialwaysknewlookedfamiliar,but...Anyway,Ijusthadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering