小屁孩日记2.docx

1、小屁孩日记2小屁孩日记2Dairy of a Wimpy Kid2 More Lame Seventh Graders Greg: Seventh grades. Sounds a lot better than sixth graders. Rodrick: This is a Greg thing, I dont see why I had to come? Mom: Because, Rodrick, this is a family event and like or not, you are a part of Heffley family. Dad: Yes, and that w

2、e already paid for your ticket. Host: Id like to give you a warm welcome to Westmore, seventh graders! New year school starting! Greg: Hi, Rowley. Rowley: Greg. Oh, look at thy Alacazam, AlacaZoo Wee Mama. Greg: What are you doing? Rowley: Its a magic wand. You want to see a trick? Greg: Only if the

3、 trick is to make the thing disappear. Put it in your pocket. You dont want to give away your best tricks in public. Rowley: So, how was your summer? That sounds pretty rough. Greg: The only good thing happened was that I finally got the cold past. Rowley: Who did you give it to? Greg: The new kid:

4、Germin Pindel. Children: Kaastic! Fregley: Hey, guys. Anyone for pizza? Rowley: Thanks, Fregley. Fregley: You know, I cant believe people. They just get good food lying around. I will save thatfor later. Greg: Lets skate. Teen: Oh, dork alert. Greg: Rowley, dont just pulling me down. Who is that? Ch

5、irag: Her name is Holly Hills. She just moved here. Greg: What grade she is? Chirag: Seven. She is an All-star soccer player, has done professional modelling and was a sixth grade class president. She moved here from Oregon because her father got a big promotion. They drive a hybrid SUV, live on the

6、 north side of the townin a cul-de-sac near a park. What? I googled her. She is a picture of loveliness, isnt she? Rowley: She is almost as pretty as my mom. Chirag: She is going to be very popular. Greg: Please, everyone, sit down. We have our seats. Holly: Excuse me. Greg: What? 1 Holly: I said: E

7、xcuse me. You are blocking the exit. Greg: Sorry. Holly: Thats okay. Chirag: I am Chirag Gupta and Im single. Holly: My name is Chirag: We know exactly who you are. Holly Hills of 432 Embury Lane. Greg: No, we do not know you are. Weve no idea who you are. Holly: Ok, well, I think Im gonna go skatin

8、g now. Chirag: Please congratulate your father on his promotion for me Greg: “We know exactly who you are?” You trying to scare her? Chirag: Doesnt really matter. A girl like that is out of your league anyway, Greg. Greg: Shes new. She is not anyones league yet. She does not know the social packing

9、were. If there is ever a time for me to make a move, its now. Rodrick: Hey, Greg, you break a leg or something, so we can leave. That will never happen. Not a chance. There is no way that girl will ever talk to you. Greg: Oh, yeah, well, I just talked her and we probably staking later. Rodrick: Real

10、ly? Ok. See that clock? They play slow song at the top of every hour for couple skate. If you are so confidentask her to skate. Greg: Maybe I will. Rodrick: Whatre you waiting for, fool wimp? You the man. Greg: Look, we can get out to Holly, and be standing right next to her when the clock changes.

11、Then I can ask her to skate and she will have to say yes. Rowley: I dont know about that. Mom: Oh, honey, hi. Remember when we were young like this, when we used to dance, go to parties, things like this? Greg: Im going in. Cover me. Host: All rockers and handcore skaters off the rink. Unless youre

12、looking for love. Its time for couple skate. Greg: Im making my move. DJ: Stop. Enough of that, totally. Who is ready to rock? Holly: Come on. Lets get out of here. Rowley: What can we do? Greg: Stay calm. All we can do is just staying here. Rowley, hang on. Mom: Greg Heffley, this is your mother. E

13、verything is going to be ok. Stay where you are and your father is going to come rescue you. I repect. Everything is going to be ok. Ok, here he comes. Here he comes. He is on his way. Greg: Dad. I know, I know. Mom: Ok. Everyone, go back to skate. Greg: You are all right? 2 Rodrick: Hey Romeo, how

14、did you go with the new girl? A girl: You ruined my birthday. You jerk. Greg: Owe! That hurts. Let me start by saying that having a brother is really overrated. Rowley always says he wishes he had a brother. What do I wish I could get him one of mine. Ive looked into it, and unfortunately it is not

15、legal. I mean Manny has been telling on me ever since he was able to speak. Manny: Buddy did it. Buddy did it. Bubby did it. Mom: Greg! And Rodrick is the king of laziness. Except when he comes to torturing me. My mum has started running an advice column for the local paper. She wrote an article las

16、t week about how your brothers will always be there for you. Well, thats exactly what Im afraid of. Manny: Hey, buddy. Greg: Gotta go, mom. Rodrick: Later, mom. Dad: See you, honey. Mom: Wait. Wait. Hold on a second. I need a moment for a family meeting. Now your father and I have been talking. Thin

17、gs between two of you had really got out of hand Rodrick: Can I just say Mom: You may not realize it nowbut having a brother is one of the most important relationships of your life. I mean one day you can be uncle Greg and uncle Rodrick to each others kids. That is important. So you need to get to k

18、now each other. Greg and Rodrick: What? Mom: You need to spend more time together. Rodrick: What? Mom: Thats why I come up with a new programthats going to reward you for spending time together. Im calling it: Mum Bucks. Rodrick: You paying us with fake money? Mom: Yes. For every hour you spend toge

19、therwithout fighting, for example, lets sayyou give Greg a drum lesson, you each earn a mum buck. You can then trade it for a one real dollar. So to start you off, Im giving you each five mun bucks. Now if youre smart, you will save up your mum bucks. Rodrick: Can I cash out now? Mom: Well, Rodrick,

20、 if you say Rodrick: But can I cash out? Mom: Yes, but Rodrick: I want to cash out. Mom: Frank? Dad: I know. Mom: Ok. Yes, you can. We should get going, because you dont want to be 3 late for school, right? Lets go. Ok. All right. Rodrick: This mum bucks thing is a goldmine. Better not ruin it for m

21、e. Most kids hate it when summer ends but I have to sayright now school starting is pretty good. Patty: Welcome back. Welcome back. Rowley: Its nice not to be the new kids this year. Greg: I know, look at the tiny sixth-graders. Chirag: Im so glad thats not me this year. A student: Just little highe

22、r. Rowley: Oh, Greg, look whos in our class. This was my chance. If I can sit next to HollyId have the whole year to show her how great I am. Patty: No way, Greg Heffley. This is my seat. Greg: No, its not. I was here first. Its mine. Let go. Patty: You know Im stronger than you. Greg Heffley. Dont

23、let me beat you up again. Greg: Lets get it straight. I was sick and there was something in my eye. Mr.Draybrick: I never had students so eager to start the school year. Whats going on? Greg and Patty: This is my seat. Mr.Draybrick: Ok, lets start again. What are your names? Patty: Patty Farrell two

24、 Rs, two Ls. Greg: Greg Heffley. Mr.Draybrick: Greg Heffley. Would you be related to Rodrick Heffley? Ive got my eye on you, Heffley. There is no way to escape. Greg: Its unbelievable. Even at school, Rodrick can ruin my life. Rowley: Xu, he might hear you. Greg: No, watch. Rowley: Holy cow? Greg: H

25、e once slept through an entire day. Reporter: Do you have an amazing talent that youd like to share? Today Plainview city councillors announced a brand-new local contest: Plainviews Most Talented. Rowley: Hey, Greg, maybe we can Rodrick: Cant you shout, head cheese. Television: Westmore is absolutel

26、y pack to the roof. The top prize is,1000 and of course the admiration of your friends and neighbours. Rodrick: This is huge. I have to call the band. We gonna to practice. This is going to be a big break. Mom: Wait a second. Arent you forgetting something? Rodrick: What? I showered yesterday. Smell

27、. 4 Mom: Ok, ok, ok. We agreed that you give a drum lesson to Greg. Greg: You were serious? Mom: Who knows? If you guys really like it and maybe we can form a family band. Rodrick says hes a professional musician, butas far as I know, the only money he made was when dad digged five boki to stop him

28、playing. Greg: When can we play the real drums? Rodrick: Like Id ever let you touch them. Watch and learn. Rowley: Hey, I was thinking we should enter the talent show. I can do my magic act and you could be my assistant. Greg: Assistant? No way. Doing magic tricks is bad enough. Assisting the guy do

29、ing the tricksI never make it the eight grade. Greg: What? Rowley: Hey, a cookie. Greg: Manny, what have you done? Manny: Im only three. Mom: Whats going on? What did you do to him? Greg: Nothing, he ruined my video game. Mom: He doesnt do nothing on purpose. Did you, honey? Manny: No. I didnt. Mom:

30、 No, he didnt. He is only three. Manny: Im only three. Mom: Ok, lets go, sweetie. Want another cookie? Its so unfair. I have Rodrick making my life miserable on one sideManny attacking me from the other. And I am the only one who seemed to be blamed by anything. Wondering how would it be to have a f

31、amily that really loves me? A woman: Little boyWe are a very rich couple with no children with so much love to share. Dont you want to be a part of our family? A man: Finally! Someone I can leave my billions to. Greg: India? Why would you go there? Rowley: India is fascinating. It is the jewel of Southeast Asia. Chirag: My father has business to take care of. So he is taking the whole family. Fregley: Can you bring back a cobra, I will take it to dance? Malone: Wake up. What are you guys doing over there? Get the ball! Get the ball! Oh, kick it.