经典美剧《老友记》第一季第三集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

1、经典美剧老友记第一季第三集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语Hi, guys!Hey, Pheebs! Hi!Hey. Oh, oh, howd it go?Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and saidWe should do this again!What? He said we should do it again, thats good, right?Uh, no. Loosely translated We should do this againmeans You will never see me naked.Since when

2、?Since always. Its like dating language.Yknow, like Its not you means It is you.Or Youre such a nice guy meansIm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholicsand complaining about them to youOr, or, yknow, um, I think we should see other people meansHa, ha, I already am.- And everybody knows this? - Ye

3、ah. Cushions the blow.Yeah, its like when youre a kid,and your parents put your dog to sleep,and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.Thats funny, that, no, because,uh, our parents actually did, uh,send our dog off to live on a farm.Uh, Ross.What? Wh- hello? The Millners farm in Connecticu

4、t?The Millners,they had this unbelievable farm,and horses, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .Oh, my God, Chi Chi!So how does it feel knowing youre about to die?Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over.But youll have to live with the knowledge thatyou sent an honest man to die.He

5、y, that was really good!Yeah? Thanks! Lets keep going.Okay. So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?I just wanna go back to my cell.Cause in my cell, I can smoke.Smoke away.I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone.- What? - Relax your hand! Let your wrist go.Not so much!Alright, no

6、w try taking a puff.Okay.Okay. No. Give it to me.No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette.Its fine, its fine.Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here.All right, now.Dont think of it as a cigarette.Think of it as the thing thats been missing from your hand.When youre holding it, you feel right

7、. You feel complete.- Ymiss it? - Nah, not so much.Alright, now we smoke.Oh.my.God.No, no, no. They say its the same as the distancefrom the tip of a guys thumb to the tip of his index finger.Thats ridiculous!Can I use. either thumb?Alright, dont tell me, dont tell me!Decaf cappucino for Joey.Coffee

8、 black.Late.and an iced tea.- Im getting pretty good at this! - Yeah. Yeah, excellent.Good for me!Yokay, Phoebe?Yeah no- Im just- its, its not even worth.Its my bank.What did they do to you?Its nothing, its just- Okay.Im going through my mail, and I open up their monthly,you know, STATEMENT-Easy, ea

9、sy.and theres five hundred extra dollars in my account.Oh, Satans minions at work again.Yes, cause now I have to go down there, and deal with them.What are you talking about? Keep it!Its not mine, I didnt earn it,if I kept it, it would be like stealing.Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like sho

10、pping!Okay. Okay, lets say I bought a really great pair of shoes.Do you know what Id hear, with every step I took?Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping-Id hearNot-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine.Were with you. We got it.Okay. Id- just- Id ne

11、ver be able to enjoy it.It would be like this giant karmic debt.Chandler, whatre you doing?hey,what are you doing?Oh! Oh, God!What is this?!Im smoking. Im smoking, Im smoking.Oh, I cant believe you!Youve been so good, for three years!And this- is my reward!Hold on a second, alright?Just think about

12、what you went through the last time you quit.Okay, so this time I wont quit!Ohhh! Put it out!All right! Im putting it out, Im putting it out.Oh, no! I- I cant drink this now!Alright. Im gonna go change, Ive got a date.So is it Alan again? Hows it goin?Sgoing pretty good, yknow?Its nice, and, were ha

13、ving fun.So when do we get to meet the guy?Yeah!Lets see, todays Monday.Never.Oh, come on! Come on!-No. Not after what happened with Steve.What are you talking about? We love Schhteve!Schhteve was schhexy!.Sorry.Look, I dont even know how I feel about him yet.Just give me a chance to figure that out

14、.Well, then can we meet him?I mean, why should I let them meet him?I mean, I bring a guy home,and within five minutes theyre all over him.I mean, theyre like- coyotes,picking off the weak members of the herd.Listen. As someone whos seen more than her fair share of bad beef,Ill tell you: that is not

15、such a terrible thing.Come on now, theyre your friends,- theyre just looking out after you. - I know.I just wish that once, Id bring a guy homethat they actually liked.Well, you do realise that the odds of that happening are a little slimmer- if they never get to meet the guy.Let it go, Ross.Yeah, w

16、ell, you didnt know Chi Chi.Do you all promise?Yeah! We promise!Well be good!Chandler? Do you promise to be good?You can come in,but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!Hey, Pheebs.Dear Ms. Buffay.Thank you for calling attention to our error.We have credited your account with five hu

17、ndred dollars.Were sorry for the inconvenience,and hope youll accept this football phone.as our free gift.Do you believe this?!Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!What bank is this?Hey. Its him.- Who is it? - Its Alan.Chandler! Hes here!Okay, please be good, please.Just remember how

18、much you all like me.Hi. Alan, this is everybody.Everybody, this is Alan.Hi, Alan.Ive heard schho much about all you guyschh!Thanks. Ill call you tomorrow.Okay. Okay, lets let the Alan-bashing begin.Whos gonna take the first shot, hmm?Cmon!.Ill go.Lets start with the way he kept picking at-You know,

19、 Im sorry, I cant do this, cant do it.We loved him.Loved him! Yeah! Hes great!Wait a minute! Were talking about someone thatIm going out with?-Yeah!And did you notice.?Know what was great?The way his smile was kinda crooked.Yes, yes! Like the man in the shoe!.What shoe?From the nursery rhyme.There w

20、as a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile,Who lived in a shoe, For a. while.So I think Alanwill become the yardstick against whichall future boyfriends will be measured.What future boyfriends?No, no, I th- I think this could be, yknow, it.-Really!Oh, yeah. Id marry him just for hisDavid Hasselhof im

21、pression alone.You know Im gonna be doing that at parties, right?You know what I like most about him, though?What?The way he makes me feel about myself.How was the game?Well.WE WON! Thank you! Yes!Thats fantastic! I have one question:How is that possible?Alan.He was unbelievable.He was like that-tha

22、t-that Bugs Bunny cartoonwhere Bugs is playing all the positions, right,but instead of Bugs it wasfirst base-Alan, second base-Alan, third base-.I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team.Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellersa thing or two about softball.Nice!Can I ask you guy

23、s a question?Dyou ever think that Alan is maybe. sometimes.What?.I dunno, a little too Alan?Well, no. Thats impossible.You can never be too Alan.Yeah, its his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.I personally could have a gallon of Alan.- Hey, Lizzie. - Hey, Weird Girl.I brought you alphabe

24、t soup.Did you pick out the vowels?Yes. But I left in the Ys.Cause, yknow, sometimes y.Uh, I also have something else for you.Saltines?No, but would you like a thousand dollars and a football phone?What? Oh, my God, Oh, my God, theres really money in here.I know.Weird Girl, what are you doing?No, I

25、want you to have it. I dont want it.No, no, I ha-I have to give you something.No, thats fine, you dont.Would you like my tin-foil hat?No. Cause you need that.No, its okay, thanks.Please, let me do something.Okay, alright, Ill tell you what,you buy me a soda, and then were even. Okay?- Okay. - Okay.K

26、eep the change.Thanks, Lizzie.Sure you dont wanna pretzel?- No, Im fine.Thanks. - See ya.A thumb?!I know! I know,I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there,like this tiny little hitch-hiker!like this tiny little hitch-hiker!Well, maybe its a contest, yknow?Like, collect all five?- Does,

27、 um, anyone wanna see? - Nooo!- Oh, hey, dont do that! - Cut it out!Its worse than the thumb!Hey, this is so unfair!Oh, why is it unfair?So I have a flaw! Big deal?Like Joeys constant knuckle-cracking isnt annoying?And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word?And Monica, with that snort whe

28、n she laughs?I mean, what the hell is that thing?I accept all those flaws,why cant you accept me for this?.Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody,Well, I-I could live without it.Well, is it, like, a little annoying,or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?Oh, now, dont listen to him, Pheebs, all

29、 right?I think its endearing.Oh, you do, do you?You know, theres nothing wrong with speaking correctly.Indeed there isnt.I should really get back to work.Yeah, cause otherwise someone might getwhat they actually ordered.The hair comes out, and the gloves come on.Did you ever go out with a guyyour fr

30、iends all really like?No.Okay. Well, Im going out with a guy my friends all really like.Waitwait. we talking about the coyotes here?All right, a cow got through!Can you believe it? .Yknow what? I just dont feel the thing.I mean, they feel the thing,I dont feel the thing.Honey. you should always feel the thing.Listen, if thats how you feel about the guy,Monica, dump him!I know. its gonna be really hard.Well, hes a big boy, hell get over it.No, hell be fine.Its the other five Im wor