经典美剧《老友记》第一季第三集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第一季第三集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

Hi,guys!

Hey,Pheebs!

Hi!

Hey.Oh,oh,how'ditgo?

Um,notsogood.Hewalkedmetothesubwayandsaid

'Weshoulddothisagain!

'

What?

Hesaid'weshoulddoitagain',that'sgood,right?

Uh,no.Looselytranslated'Weshoulddothisagain'

means'Youwillneverseemenaked'.

Sincewhen?

Sincealways.It'slikedatinglanguage.

Y'know,like'It'snotyou'means'Itisyou'.

Or'You'resuchaniceguy'means

'I'mgonnabedatingleather-wearingalcoholics

andcomplainingaboutthemtoyou

Or,or,y'know,um,'Ithinkweshouldseeotherpeople'means

'Ha,ha,Ialreadyam'.

-Andeverybodyknowsthis?

-Yeah.Cushionstheblow.

Yeah,it'slikewhenyou'reakid,

andyourparentsputyourdogtosleep,

andtheytellyouitwentofftoliveonsomefarm.

That'sfunny,that,no,because,

uh,ourparentsactuallydid,uh,

sendourdogofftoliveonafarm.

Uh,Ross.

What?

Wh-hello?

TheMillners'farminConnecticut?

TheMillners,

theyhadthisunbelievablefarm,

andhorses,andrabbitsthathecouldchaseanditwas-itw-.....

Oh,myGod,ChiChi!

"Sohowdoesitfeelknowingyou'reabouttodie?

"

"Warden,infiveminutesmypainwillbeover.

Butyou'llhavetolivewiththeknowledgethat

yousentanhonestmantodie."

Hey,thatwasreallygood!

Yeah?

Thanks!

Let'skeepgoing.

Okay."So.Whaddyawantfromme,Damone,huh?

"

"Ijustwannagobacktomycell.

'Causeinmycell,Icansmoke."

"Smokeaway."

IthinkthisisprobablywhyDamonesmokesinhiscellalone.

-What?

-Relaxyourhand!

Letyourwristgo.

Notsomuch!

Alright,nowtrytakingapuff.

Okay.

Okay.No.Giveittome.

Nonono,Iamnotgivingyouacigarette.

It'sfine,it'sfine.

Look,doyouwannagetthispart,ornot?

Here.

Allright,now.

Don'tthinkofitasacigarette.

Thinkofitasthethingthat'sbeenmissingfromyourhand.

Whenyou'reholdingit,youfeelright.Youfeelcomplete.

-Y'missit?

-Nah,notsomuch.

Alright,nowwesmoke.

Oh..my..God.

No,no,no.Theysayit'sthesameasthedistance

fromthetipofaguy'sthumbtothetipofhisindexfinger.

That'sridiculous!

CanIuse..eitherthumb?

Alright,don'ttellme,don'ttellme!

DecafcappucinoforJoey..

Coffeeblack..

Late..

andanicedtea.

-I'mgettingprettygoodatthis!

-Yeah.Yeah,excellent.

Goodforme!

Y'okay,Phoebe?

Yeahno-I'mjust-it's,it'snotevenworth...

It'smybank.

Whatdidtheydotoyou?

It'snothing,it'sjust-Okay.

I'mgoingthroughmymail,andIopenuptheirmonthly,

youknow,STATEMENT-

Easy,easy...

andthere'sfivehundredextradollarsinmyaccount.

Oh,Satan'sminionsatworkagain...

Yes,'causenowIhavetogodownthere,anddealwiththem.

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Keepit!

It'snotmine,Ididn'tearnit,

ifIkeptit,itwouldbelikestealing.

Yeah,butifyouspentit,itwouldbelikeshopping!

Okay.Okay,let'ssayIboughtareallygreatpairofshoes.

DoyouknowwhatI'dhear,witheverystepItook?

'Not-mine.Not-mine.Not-mine.'

AndevenifIwashappy,okay,and,andskipping-I'dhear

'Not-not-mine,not-not-mine,not-not-mine,not-not-mine'...

We'rewithyou.Wegotit.

Okay.I'd-just-I'dneverbeabletoenjoyit.

Itwouldbelikethisgiantkarmicdebt.

Chandler,what'reyoudoing?

hey,whatareyoudoing?

Oh!

Oh,God!

Whatisthis?

!

I'msmoking.I'msmoking,I'msmoking.

Oh,Ican'tbelieveyou!

You'vebeensogood,forthreeyears!

Andthis-ismyreward!

Holdonasecond,alright?

Justthinkaboutwhatyouwentthroughthelasttimeyouquit.

Okay,sothistimeIwon'tquit!

Ohhh!

Putitout!

Allright!

I'mputtingitout,I'mputtingitout.

Oh,no!

I-Ican'tdrinkthisnow!

Alright.I'mgonnagochange,I'vegotadate.

SoisitAlanagain?

How'sitgoin'?

'S'goingprettygood,y'know?

It'snice,and,we'rehavingfun.

Sowhendowegettomeettheguy?

Yeah!

Let'ssee,today'sMonday...

Never.

Oh,comeon!

Comeon!

-

No.NotafterwhathappenedwithSteve.

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

WeloveSchhteve!

Schhtevewasschhexy!

..

Sorry.

Look,Idon'tevenknowhowIfeelabouthimyet.

Justgivemeachancetofigurethatout.

Well,thencanwemeethim?

Imean,whyshouldIletthemmeethim?

Imean,Ibringaguyhome,

andwithinfiveminutesthey'realloverhim.

Imean,they'relike-coyotes,

pickingofftheweakmembersoftheherd.

Listen.Assomeonewho'sseenmorethanherfairshareofbadbeef,

I'lltellyou:

thatisnotsuchaterriblething.

Comeonnow,they'reyourfriends,

-they'rejustlookingoutafteryou.-Iknow.

Ijustwishthatonce,I'dbringaguyhome

thattheyactuallyliked.

Well,youdorealisethattheoddsofthathappeningarealittleslimmer

-iftheynevergettomeettheguy.

Letitgo,Ross.

Yeah,well,youdidn'tknowChiChi.

Doyouallpromise?

Yeah!

Wepromise!

We'llbegood!

Chandler?

Doyoupromisetobegood?

Youcancomein,

butyourfilter-tippedlittlebuddyhastostayoutside!

Hey,Pheebs.

'DearMs.Buffay.

Thankyouforcallingattentiontoourerror.

Wehavecreditedyouraccountwithfivehundreddollars.

We'resorryfortheinconvenience,

andhopeyou'llacceptthisfootballphone...

asourfreegift.'

Doyoubelievethis?

!

NowIhaveathousanddollars,andafootballphone!

Whatbankisthis?

Hey.It'shim.

-Whoisit?

-It'sAlan.

Chandler!

He'shere!

Okay,pleasebegood,please.

Justrememberhowmuchyoualllikeme.

Hi.Alan,thisiseverybody.

Everybody,thisisAlan.

Hi,Alan.

I'veheardschhomuchaboutallyouguyschh!

Thanks.I'llcallyoutomorrow.

Okay.Okay,let'slettheAlan-bashingbegin.

Who'sgonnatakethefirstshot,hmm?

C'mon!

...I'llgo.

Let'sstartwiththewayhekeptpickingat-

Youknow,I'msorry,Ican'tdothis,can'tdoit.

Welovedhim.

Lovedhim!

Yeah!

He'sgreat!

Waitaminute!

We'retalkingaboutsomeonethat

I'mgoingoutwith?

-

Yeah!

Anddidyounotice...?

Knowwhatwasgreat?

Thewayhissmilewaskindacrooked.

Yes,yes!

Likethemanintheshoe!

...Whatshoe?

Fromthenurseryrhyme.

'Therewasacrookedman,Whohadacrookedsmile,

Wholivedinashoe,Fora...while...'

...SoIthinkAlan

willbecometheyardstickagainstwhich

allfutureboyfriendswillbemeasured.

Whatfutureboyfriends?

No,no,Ith-Ithinkthiscouldbe,y'know,it.-

Really!

Oh,yeah.I'dmarryhimjustforhis

DavidHasselhofimpressionalone.

YouknowI'mgonnabedoingthatatparties,right?

YouknowwhatIlikemostabouthim,though?

What?

Thewayhemakesmefeelaboutmyself.

Howwasthegame?

Well..

WEWON!

!

Thankyou!

Yes!

That'sfantastic!

Ihaveonequestion:

Howisthatpossible?

Alan.Hewasunbelievable.

Hewaslikethat-that-thatBugsBunnycartoon

whereBugsisplayingallthepositions,right,

butinsteadofBugsitwas

firstbase-Alan,secondbase-Alan,thirdbase-...

Imean,it-itwaslike,itwaslikehemadeusintoateam.

Yep,wesureshowedthoseHassidicjewellers

athingortwoaboutsoftball..

Nice!

CanIaskyouguysaquestion?

D'youeverthinkthatAlanismaybe..sometimes..

What?

...Idunno,alittletooAlan?

Well,no.That'simpossible.

YoucanneverbetooAlan.

Yeah,it'shis,uh,innateAlan-nessthat-that-thatweadore.

IpersonallycouldhaveagallonofAlan.

-Hey,Lizzie.-Hey,WeirdGirl.

Ibroughtyoualphabetsoup.

Didyoupickoutthevowels?

Yes.ButIleftintheYs.

'Cause,y'know,"sometimesy".

Uh,Ialsohavesomethingelseforyou.

Saltines?

No,butwouldyoulikeathousanddollarsandafootballphone?

What?

Oh,myGod,Oh,myGod,there'sreallymoneyinhere.

Iknow.

WeirdGirl,whatareyoudoing?

No,Iwantyoutohaveit.Idon'twantit.

No,no,Iha-Ihavetogiveyousomething.

No,that'sfine,youdon't..

Wouldyoulikemytin-foilhat?

No.'Causeyouneedthat.

No,it'sokay,thanks.

Please,letmedosomething.

Okay,alright,I'lltellyouwhat,

youbuymeasoda,andthenwe'reeven.Okay?

-Okay.-Okay.

Keepthechange.

Thanks,Lizzie.

Sureyoudon'twannapretzel?

-No,I'mfine.Thanks.-Seeya.

Athumb?

!

Iknow!

Iknow,

Iopeneditupandthereitwas,justfloatinginthere,

likethistinylittlehitch-hiker!

likethistinylittlehitch-hiker!

Well,maybeit'sacontest,y'know?

Like,collectallfive?

-Does,um,anyonewannasee?

-Nooo!

-Oh,hey,don'tdothat!

-Cutitout!

It'sworsethanthethumb!

Hey,thisissounfair!

Oh,whyisitunfair?

SoIhaveaflaw!

Bigdeal?

LikeJoey'sconstantknuckle-crackingisn'tannoying?

AndRoss,withhisover-pronouncingeverysingleword?

AndMonica,withthatsnortwhenshelaughs?

Imean,whatthehellisthatthing?

Iacceptallthoseflaws,

whycan'tyouacceptmeforthis?

...Doestheknuckle-crackingbothereverybody,

Well,I-Icouldlivewithoutit.

Well,isit,like,alittleannoying,

orisitlikewhenPhoebechewsherhair?

Oh,now,don'tlistentohim,Pheebs,allright?

Ithinkit'sendearing.

Oh,"youdo,doyou"?

Youknow,there'snothingwrongwithspeakingcorrectly.

"Indeedthereisn't"...

Ishouldreallygetbacktowork.

Yeah,'causeotherwisesomeonemightget

whattheyactuallyordered.

Thehaircomesout,andtheglovescomeon.

Didyouevergooutwithaguy

yourfriendsallreallylike?

No.

Okay..Well,I'mgoingoutwithaguymyfriendsallreallylike.

Waitwait..wetalkingaboutthecoyoteshere?

Allright,acowgotthrough!

Canyoubelieveit?

...

Y'knowwhat?

Ijustdon'tfeelthething.

Imean,theyfeelthething,

Idon'tfeelthething.

Honey..youshouldalways"feel"thething.

Listen,ifthat'showyoufeelabouttheguy,

Monica,dumphim!

Iknow..it'sgonnabereallyhard.

Well,he'sabigboy,he'llgetoverit.

No,he'llbefine.

It'stheotherfiveI'mwor