老友记 六人行 第三季第三集经典笔记.docx

1、老友记 六人行 第三季第三集经典笔记The One With the JamWritten by: Wil CalhounTranscribed by: Eric B Aasen303 果酱 乔伊在床上蹦蹦跳跳时把手摔到脱臼。 莫妮卡想寄情于工作，忘却里查德。 她做了很多果酱，乔伊很喜欢吃。 之后，她决定到精子捐献机构去挑选精子来生一个孩子，结果她带回的档案居然是乔伊的。 菲比被马尔科姆（后来成了戏外莫妮卡的老公哦！）跟踪，此人将她当做了她姐姐乌苏拉其后两人约会。 钱德向瑞秋和罗斯取经，如果拥有美满的男女关系。 罗斯偷偷传授他“抱一抱，滚一边”的绝招。 此方可以骗过睡觉时喜欢拥抱的女孩，有自己

2、的睡眠空间。 钱德如法炮制，结果把珍妮丝滚到地上了 Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is sitting reading a book and hears the bed in Joeys room creaking, and does a Oh no, not again look on his face.creak v.n.吱吱响声JOEY: (from bedroom) WHOAA!CHANDLER: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, thats why your parents told you not to jum

3、p on the bed.jump on v.扑向OPENING CREDITSScene: Monica and Rachels, Ross and Rachel are enteringMONICA: Hey, look at me. Im making jam, been at it since 4 oclock this morning.ROSS: Whered you get fruit at four in the morning?MONICA: Went down to the docks. Bet ya didnt know you could get it wholesale

4、.dock n.码头/wholesale n.批发RACHEL: I didnt know there were docks.Joey and Chandler enterJOEY: Hey.CHANDLER: Hey.ROSS: Aww, is it broken?JOEY: No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the sling he is wearing)sling n.吊带，吊索/No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the

5、sling he is wearing): a hanging bandage suspended from the neck to support an arm or handRACHEL: Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?JOEY: Nooo. I had a story all worked out我编得故事本来能骗过去的 but then Chandler sold me out.CHANDLER: Well, Im sorry Joe. I didnt think the docto

6、r was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.buy v.同意 相信/socket n.窝 穴 孔 插座/fell out of the socket Joey是想骗他的医生说他的手就这样从膈膊窝跌了下来/Well, Im sorry Joe. I didnt think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket: The concave(adj.凹的) part of a joint that receives the end of a bone

7、(somewhat the same as Out of jointv.脱臼=out of place=dislocated, as when the head of a bone slips from its socket)JOEY: What is this? Fruit?RACHEL: Monicas making jam.JOEY: Whoa, jam! I love jam! (to Chandler) Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?CHANDLER: Because the kids need new shoes.MONI

8、CA: Im going into business people. Im sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. Whats the opposite of man? Jam. (sees Joey trying some jam from the pot) Oh Joey dont! Its way to hot. (Joey realizes this and spits what he had in his mouth back into t

9、he pot.)go into business从事商业 干正事/get over恢复 忘情/pot n.罐JOEY: This will just be my batch.batch n.(面包等)一炉, 一批Scene: Street, Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor. Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her.vendor n.卖主 摊贩/turn a

10、round回转PHOEBE: (turns around) Um, thats it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look theres you.GUY: You wouldnt return my calls, you sent back my letters.PHOEBE: What?GUY: One more chance Ursula, please?PHOEBE: Oooh. Oh, well this is a

11、wkward. awkward adj.不灵活的 笨拙的 尴尬的GUY: Wh.PHOEBE: Um, yeah, you want Ursula, and Im Phoebe. Twin sisters! Seriously.GUY: Oh, thats great. Im stalking the wrong woman. I am such a dingus!stalk v.大踏步走 偷偷走进to跟踪/dingus n.=spaz(被人蔑视的)笨家伙,怪人PHOEBE: Oh, youre not a dingus.GUY: I just, I want you to know I di

12、dnt used to be like this. Before I meet your sister I was like this normal guy who sold beepers and cellular phones.PHOEBE: Well, I mean look its, its not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.GUY: Well thanks. (starts to leave)PHOEBE: Wait, (grabs him) you know

13、 what, I got a little story. When I was in Junior High School I went through this period where I thought I was a witch. And there was this guidance counselor who said something to me, that I think will help you a lot. He said okay, youre not a witch youre just an average student. See what Im saying?

14、witch n.巫婆 女巫/guidance n.指导 指引/counselor n.顾问GUY: Not really.PHOEBE: Um, well, get over it. So, I mean you, you just seem to be a really nice guy, you know. Dont be so hard on yourself okay.be hard on对刻薄GUY: Wait. Youre right. I know youre right. And, thanks for being so nice. Here (gives her the fl

15、owers he bought.)PHOEBE: Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?GUY: Yeah, okay.PHOEBE: Okay. (they start to leave, he is still following her) Okay, you dont have to walk behind me any more.GUY: Sorry.Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross and Rachel are enteringRACHEL: Mon?ROSS: Mon?RACHEL:

16、(reading) Gone for more jars. Back later. Monica Geller.ROSS: Wait a minute, look.RACHEL: What?ROSS: Look, look, look.RACHEL: What, what, what?ROSS: Its an empty apartment.RACHEL: Oooh.ROSS: Were all alone in an empty apartment.RACHEL: Honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes (Ross s

17、tarts kissing her neck) Oh, all right, well its not like Im employee of the year or anything. (they fall onto the couch)employee of the year n.年度最佳员工(Chandler enters and they both jump up and pretend that Ross is showing her something in the couch.)jump up v.突然站起ROSS: There it is.RACHEL: Oh, oh, tha

18、ts what youre talking about. (to Chandler) Hey.ROSS: Hey.CHANDLER: Do I look fat?ROSS and RACHEL: Noo.CHANDLER: Okay, I accept that. When Janice asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that I was calling her a cow. RACHEL: Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it.walk through敷衍/walk

19、 us through it再给我们说一遍/Okay, I accept that. When Janice asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that I was calling her a cow. Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it:walk ones through means makinga step-by-step demonstration of a procedure or process or a step-by-step explanation of

20、 it as a novice attempts it to help one resolve some problems.CHANDLER: Okay, well. Janice said Hi, do I look fat today? And I, I looked at her.ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You looked at her. You never look. You just answer, its just a reflex. Do I look fat? Nooo! Is she prettier than I am? Noo! Does siz

21、e matter?reflex n.(条件)反射RACHEL: Nooo!ROSS: And it works both ways.CHANDLER: Okay, so you both just know this stuff?RACHEL: Well you know, after about thirty or forty fights, you kinda catch on.catch on v.抓牢, 理解, 流行ROSS: Okay, for instance. Lets say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives yo

22、u two options. Option number 1 shell take a cab home from the airport. Option 2 is you can meet her at baggage claim. Which do you do?baggage claim n.领取行李处CHANDLER: Thats easy, baggage claim.ROSS: (buzzes) Wrong! Now youre single现在你就失去女朋友了. Its actually secret option number three, you meet her at th

23、e gate. That way she knows you love her.CHANDLER: Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know Im all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accid

24、entally calling her fat or something.cuddle v.拥抱/be all for口完全赞成,急于得到/accidentally adj.意外地RACHEL: Oh honey, Im sorry we cant help you there, cause were cuddlily sleepers. (Chandler makes an Ewww face) Okay, Im late for work.ROSS: Oh.RACHEL: All right are you guys gonna come down?ROSS: Uh, yeah, yeah

25、 Ill, Im right behind you.RACHEL: Good luck Chandler.CHANDLER: Thank you Rachel.ROSS: Bye sweetie.RACHEL: Bye hon.ROSS: (blows her a kiss) Okay the sleeping thing. Very tricky business, but there is something you can do.tricky adj.困难的 复杂的CHANDLER: Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.ROSS

26、: Noo! No, not cuddlily, not me, just her. Im like you, I need the room. Okay, come here. (they sit on the couch and Ross puts his hands on Chandlers shoulder and thigh.) Okay, youre in bed.thigh n.大腿CHANDLER: Yeah. (they both notice where his hands are)ROSS: Im gonna use the cushion.CHANDLER: Yeah.

27、ROSS: Okay, youre in bed. Shes over on your side, cuddling. Now you wait for her to drift off, and then you hug her (demonstrates on the cushion) and roll her back over to her side of the bed. And then you rollll a-way. Hug for her! Roll for you.drift off(人)渐渐离开CHANDLER: Okay, the old以前的 hug and rol

28、l.ROSS: Yep.CHANDLER: Okay, one question.ROSS: Shoot.CHANDLER: Youre pretending the pillows a girl right?Scene: Central Perk, Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jamJOEY: Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?drop off

29、v.离开, 散去/drop sb off让某人留在某地RACHEL: (Looks at him) Youre so pretty.PHOEBE: (entering) Hi!ALL: Hey, Phoebe.PHOEBE: Hey, oh, you know that guy whos been following me? I talked to him today.JOEY: (with food in his mouth) You talked to him. Are you crazy?PHOEBE: Okay, first Im not crazy. And second, say

30、it dont spray it. Anyway his name is Malcom, and he wasnt following me, I mean he was, but cause he thought I was Ursula, ick. And, thats why, thats why he couldnt just come up and talk to me. Cause of the restraining order.the restraining order 禁令CHANDLER: Umm, not feeling better bout Malcom.PHOEBE

31、: Ooh! No, no, no, no, hes not like a kook, no. Hes just like this, this very passionate, incredibly romantic guy, that got like a tinsy bit carried away, you know. And we just get along really well, and hes so cute.kook n.怪人, 疯子, 傻瓜/ a tinsy bit有丁点/ carry awayv.运走 使失去自制力to过火/Hes just like this, this very passionate, incredibly romantic guy, that got like a tinsy