老友记5.docx

1、老友记5六行人10-13The One Where Joey Speaks FrenchScene: Central Perk. Everyones sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters.Phoebe: HiAll: Hey! Hi!Rachel: How was the honeymoon?Phoebe; Oh, incredible! Oh! Champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach, it was sooo ro-man-tic!Rachel: Oh!Chandler:

2、So, wheres Mike?Phoebe: Oh, hes at the doctor, he didnt poop the whole time we were there!Joey: Well anyway, Im glad youre back, I really need your help.Phoebe: Oh, why? Whats up?Joey: I have an audition for this play and for some of it I have to speak French. Which, according to my rsum, Im fluent

3、in.Ross: Joey, you shouldnt lie on your rsum.Monica: Yeah, you really shouldnt. (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?Ross: (whispering) It was ok.Rachel: I did not know you spoke French.Phoebe: Oui, bien sur je parle Fran?ais! Quest-ce que tu penses alors?Rachel:

4、Oh. youre so sexy!Joey: Well, so, will you help me? I really wanna be in this play.Phoebe: Sure! Tout le plaisir est pour moi, mon ami.Rachel: Seriously stop it, or Im gonna jump on ya.OPENING CREDITSScene: Monica and Chandlers apartment.Chandler: Hey.Monica: Hey.Chandler: Why are you wearing my apr

5、on?Monica: Im making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.Chandler: Oh, hey, when she gets here, is it ok if I introduce you two as my wife and the woman whos carrying my child? (shes not amused) No? Divorce?Ross: (he enters)

6、Hey.Monica: Hey.Ross: You guys know where Rachel is?Monica: No, we havent seen her since this morning.Ross: So unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma. (he tries to take a cookie but Monica slaps his hand)Monica: Hey!Ross: Hey!Monica: These are for Erica!Ross: What? Shes

7、 gonna eat all those cookies?Monica: Well, I want he baby to come out all cute and fat!Ross: So, why is Erica coming to visit?Monica: Well, because we want to get to know her better and shes never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists spots. you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State

8、Building.Chandler: Oh, those places! Theres always so many people, theyre being corralled like cattle, and. you know, theres always some idiot who goes Mooooo!Monica: Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?Ross: (looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you

9、 up thirty minutes late!Rachel: Ross.Ross: No, no, no, Im sure you have a great excuse, wh-was it a hair appointment, a mani-pedi or was there a sale at Barneys?Rachel: My father had an heart attack. (crying) .while I was at Barneys.Ross: Oh my God.Monica: Honey.Chandler: Im so sorry.Ross: Is-is he

10、ok?Rachel: Yeah, they said hes gonna be fine, but hes still heavily sedated.Ross: Ok, ok. Im gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you cant be alone right now.Rachel: No, come on, Im totally ok. (hugging him) I dont need you to come! I can totally handle this on my own.Ross: Still-still, l

11、et me come. for me.Rachel: Ok. If you really need to.Ross: I bet someone could use one of Monicas freshly baked cookies.Rachel: Oh, I really could.Ross: Oh!Rachel: Ohh. (Ross mouths HA-HA at Monica and takes two cookies and she looks at him angrily)Scene: Central Perk. Phoebes trying to teach Joey F

12、rench, so shes sitting in front of him with the script in her hands.Phoebe: All right, it seems pretty simple. Your first line is My name is Claude, so, just repeat after me. Je mappelle Claude.Joey: Je de coup Clow.Phoebe: Well, just. lets try it again.Joey: Ok.Phoebe: Je mappelle Claude.Joey: Je d

13、epli mblue.Phoebe: Uh. Its not. quite what Im saying.Joey: Really? It sounds exactly the same to me.Phoebe: It does, really?Joey: Yeah.Phoebe: All right, let just try it again. Really listen.Joey: Got it.Phoebe: (slowly) Je mappelle Claude.Joey: Je te flouppe Fli.Phoebe: Oh, mon Dieu!Joey: Oh, de fu

14、ff!Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.Phoebe: Hi!Joey: Hey.Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!Phoebe: Oh!Monica: Joey. Erica, baby!Joey: Hi.Monica: Everyone. Erica, baby!Chandler: Monica. Calm, self.Erica: Thank you. It

15、s really nice to meet you guys, I cant believe Im here!Joey: Welcome to New York City! Or should I say ghe deu flooff New York City?Chandler: Why would you say that?Phoebe: Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?Erica: I wanna see everything! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center.Joey: Oh, y

16、ou know what you should do? You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty.Erica: Oh yeah, lets do that!Chandler: Great! (to Monica) This babyd better be really good.Scene: Hospital.Rachel: (stopping a nurse whos coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, Im here to see my father. My nam

17、e is Rachel Green.Ross: And Im Doctor Ross Geller.Rachel: Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? That actually means something here.Rachel: Can somebody please go in?Nurse: Absolutely.Ross: Rach, I think Im gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I dont want to infect him

18、.Rachel: Ross, please, dont be so scared of him!Ross: Im not scared of him, Im really sick!Nurse: Hes under sedation, so hes pretty much out.Ross: Im feeling better.Rachel: Oh! (They enter. Rachel sees his father, lying on a bed, with tubes, drip and everything) Oh! Oh my God! Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that

19、ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?Nurse: Miss Green, your fathers doctor is on the phone if youd like to speak to him.Rachel: Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?Ross: Hes unconscious, I think well be just fine!Rachel (leaving): Ok.(Ross goes into the room where Dr. G

20、reen is laying unconscious. He turns on the TV, puts his feet on the bed and starts watching a dinosaur movie where the dinosaur is caught by two cowboys. Dr. Geller awakes.)Ross: Did the TV wake you?Dr. Green: No, when you put your feet up in my bed, you tugged on my catheter.Ross: Ouchy.Dr. Green:

21、 What are you doing here, Geller?Ross: Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! (pause) So whats new?Dr. Green: Ooh, I have a little heart attack.Ross: Right, is it painful?Dr. Green: What, the heart attack or sitting here talking to you?Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Lets see if we

22、can get that Rachel back here.Dr. Green: So whats new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?Ross: Nope, just the one. RACH!Scene: Joeys apartment. Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French.Phoebe: Je mappelle Claude.Joey: Je do call blue!Phoebe: Noooo! Ok, maybe if we just break it do

23、wn. Ok, lets try at one syllable at a time. Ok? So repeat after me. je.Joey: je.Phoebe: mapJoey: mahPhoebe: pelleJoey: pel.Phoebe: Great, ok faster! jeJoey: je.Phoebe: mapJoey: mahPhoebe: pelleJoey: pel.Phoebe: Je mappelle!Joey: Me pooh pooh!Phoebe: Ok, its too hard, I cant teach you!Joey: What are

24、you doing?Phoebe: I, I have to go before I put your head through a wall. (she leaves)Joey: (he goes out calling her) Dont move! Dont go! I need you! My audition is tomorrow! Shah blue blah! Me lah peeh! Ombrah! (he gives up). Pooh.Scene: Greens mansion. Rachels Room. Rachels is combing her hair; Ros

25、ss coming into the roomRoss: Hey!Rachel: Hi!Ross: I w!s gonna make us some dinner but all I found in your dads fridge was bacon and heavy cream. (pause) I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack.Rachel: Uh. (pause) Did you call your parents?Ross: Oh, yeah. Emmas doing great.Rachel: Oh good.R

26、oss: Wow.Rachel: What?Ross: Just cant believe Im in Rachel Greens room.Rachel: What do you mean? Youve been in my room before!Ross: Yeah, sure, right! Like Ive ever been in Rachel Greens room.Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, its really weird when you use my whole name.Ross: Sorry. (Rachel sits on her bed

27、). You ok?Rachel: Yeah.Ross: You had a rough day, uh?Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you dont expect doctors to get sick!Ross: But we do! (pause) Its gonna be ok, Rach!Rachel: (shes sad) Ow. I dont want him to wake up alone! I should go to the hospi

28、tal!Ross: What? No, no! Hey, hey, hey look.Rachel: What?Ross: They gave him a lot of medication, ok? He wouldnt even know if you were there. Look, well go see him first thing in the morning, ok?Rachel: Really, I shouldnt feel guilty?Ross: No, God! Hey, Rach, youve been an amazing daughter, ok? Right

29、 now you just need to get some rest.Rachel: Ok, maybe youre right.Ross: (he kisses her on her forehead) Good night.Rachel: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Would you stay here with me for a little while?Ross: Sure!Rachel: Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.Ros

30、s: Oh, of course.Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy youre in her room!Ross: Me too. Come here. (They hug)Rachel: I just dont want to be alone tonight.Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or.(Theres one of those moments. Theyre staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! Im sorry, I just dont think this, this, this is a good idea.Rachel: Wait, we wont know that