South Park805.docx

1、South Park805South Park8.05 - AWESOM-OButters house, day. Butters is in the living room eating some soup. The doorbell rings. Butters stops and looks at the door. He rises and opens it, and sees a large wooden crate waiting on the porch Butters: What the heck? steps outside to look for the address l

2、abel Whoa! What a huge package! finds it To Butters Stotch. skips around Oh boy! Its for me! Its for me! returns to the crates label Who is it from? Sent from: Japan. Konichi-wa. skips around Wow! A package for me from Japan! pushes the crate into the hosue. Wow, what can it be? My birthday isnt unt

3、il September 11th. skips around and runs into the house. He returns with a small crowbar Oh boy! Ive never gotten a package this big! Ive always wanted to have a huge package. he tugs at the panel he loosened. The panel swings down and Butters flies off. He lays on his back and looks up. A large A.W

4、.E.S.O.M. - O, wide enough to resemble Cartman, walks out of the crate Cartman: monotone Greetings. I am the AWESOM-O 4000. Butters: dazzled Whoa. Cartman: I have been sent from Japan to serve as your personal robot. Butters: approaches AWESOM-O You. youre my robot? Cartman: Yes. I will be your new

5、best friend. Butters: Oh wow! Moments later, Butters has Cartman sitting on his bed. Butters goes to his desk and makes a few calls. Butters: Yep. Thats right. Hes a real live robot. He can walk and talk and everything. Youre like the fourth kid I told already. Cartman snickers to himself Well I got

6、ta go Dougie. My robot and I have stuff to do. hangs up, takes the phone back to his bedside table and sets the phone down Heheh, theyre all so jealous! hops onto the bed next to Cartman Im so glad you came into my life, AWESOM-O. Youre the best friend a guy could have. Cartman: Yes. You can trust A

7、WESOM-O. In face, you should tell AWESOM-O all your most personal secrets. AWESOM-O will not make fun of you or tell your secrets to other people and stuff. Butters: Hey yeah! Well I can tell you anything, huh? strokes his chin Well lessee. Well, for one, I have whats called a heziated colon, which

8、means I sometime cant control my sphincter. Cartman: Could be. Butters: Well, nobody knows it, but sometimes I poop my pants, so I have to wear a diaper to school. Cartman begins to chuckle You okay, AWESOM-O? Cartman: Yes. AWESOM-O is fine. Please go on. Butters: Well, I have to take medicine for i

9、t every day. Its a little suppository I have to .put up my rectom. Cartman: laughs That, thats very interesting. Tell AWESOM-O more secrets. Butters: Hm, okay. Lets see strokes his chin Oh, my parents dont know, but sometimes I get picked on by this one kid at school; his name is Eric Cartman, and h

10、e always tries to play jokes on me and stuff. Cartman: Oh, really? Butters: Yeah. One time he made me think a meteor had hit the earth, and convinced me to stay down in a bomb shelter for three days. Cartman: Heh. Wow, that sucks. Butters: Yeah. And then this other time, he pretended to be me on the

11、 phone to my dad and called him a pussy, so my dad came home and beat me. Cartman: Wow. Sounds like this Cartman kid is pretty smart. Butters: No, hes not smart! Hes just an asshole. And hes never gonna play on me ever again! hops off and walks towards his desk. Cartman: Really? You think so? Well,

12、guess what, Butters. I have a surprise for you. Butters: Yeah, and hes never gonna get me again! Cause what Cartman doesnt know is that I know one of his secrets! Cartman: What? Butters: When Cartman is playing all alone in his backyard, he likes to dress up like Britney Spears and pretend hes her!

13、Hi sings and dances around with a life-sized cutout of Justin Timberlake. Cartman: You saw that? Butters: Yeah! And I videotaped him doing it! Cartman: Nuh uh. Butters: Ive got the whole thing on tape! Even him making out with the Justin Timberlake cutout! Cartman: No way. Butters: Yeah! And if Cart

14、man ever messes with me again, Im gonna show that video to everybody! Then Ill lhave my revenge, boy howdy! Cartman: beat .Um, where is this videotape, Butters? Butters: Huh? Oh, I dunno. Its around here somewhere. Hey! So what do you wanna do now, AWESOM-O? Cartman: Uh, Butters, maybe you should gi

15、ve AWESOM-O the videotape? Butters: How come? Cartman: Well, because. AWESOM-O can, like, back it up for you, and make copies and stuff. I am AWESOM-O. Butters: Oh, thats all right, AWESOM-O. Come on! I have a lot of things to teach you. leaves the room Cartman: moments later, still on the bed Oh, s

16、on of a bitch! Montage. Butters tosses a basketball with Cartman on the front lawn. Cartman, as AWESOM-O, cant catch it Butters: Hey there have you heard about my robot friend? theyre walking along in a meadow. Butters is telling him a storyHes metal and small and doesnt judge me at all.Hes a cyberw

17、ired bundle of joy. Butters has AWESOM-O take shots at a basketball hoop. The shot is good and Butters is pleasedMy robot friend. Stan, Kyle and Kenny observe nearby from behind a bush. Theyre dismayed at what they see. Stan grabs his nose and squeezes his eyes shut, then walks off. Kyle and Kenny f

18、ollowI like to dip and daddle with my robot friend. jumps in a puddle, then has AWESOM-O do the same. Butters gigglesHes smart as can be and emotion-free washes dishes while AWESOM-O dries them, then they go see The Prince and Me. They exit, with Butters skipping beside AWESOM-O. Butters loved the m

19、ovieAnd hes computin his way to my heart.My robot friend. At a restaurant two burgers reach Butters table. He gets one, he motions to the waiter that AWESOM-O gets the other one. The waiter looks confused, then walks away with the other burgerMy robot friend. Butters has AWESOM-O pull him along in a

20、 red wagonMy robot friend. they walk into a sunset togetherMy robot .friend. the scene ends Butters hosue, living room. His dad reads the newspaper, his mom arrives with coffee and cookies and sets them down on the coffee table Linda: Ohhh, thats so cute. Did you see Butters and his friend Eric play

21、ing Robot. Chris: tosses the paper onto the couch arm as Linda serves him coffee Yes. Those boys are quite imaginative. Leave it to them to find a fun way to do the dishes. takes his cup Butters: leading Cartman to the stairs Thats great AWESOM-O! Cartman carries a pile of clothes You can carry all

22、my laundry in one trip! Linda: Ah, Buttters, its getting late. You should be getting ready for bed soon. Butters: Okay Mom. Well, come on, AWESOM-O. Bedtime. Linda: Oh, is your little robot friend staying the night? Butters: Well of course he is. Hes my robot, aint he? Linda: Thats okay with your mo

23、m, Mr. Robot? Cartman: AWESOM-O does not have a mom. Butters: Yup! Dont you know nothin about robot? Come on, AWESOM-O! You can put my laundry away! Cartman follows Butters up Linda: Aww, thats just adorable. Chris: Its good to see Butters finally have a friend that wants to stay over. The Stotch ba

24、throom. Butters is brushing his teeth, AWESOM-O stands next to him Butters: I like to brush my teeth in the morning and at night. The teeth wont mind . Cartman: under his breath Grrr. Jesus Christ I cant go on like this. normal. Butters opens up the medicine cabinet Butters, remember when you said y

25、ou had a video of Eric Cartman dressed like Britney Spears? Butters: Oh. Yeah. Cartman: I would like to see what he looks like so I can beat him up for you. May I see the video? Butters: turns around carrying a box of suppositories Awww, you dont need to do that, AWESOM-O. Hey, I gotta put in my sup

26、pository. takes one out and puts the box on the cabinet Can you help me? Cartman: What? Butters: Remember I said I put that medicinal suppository in my anus? Itll be so much easier havin you do it from now on. Cartman: Um. Actually, AWESOM-O was not programmed for that function. Butters: hops down f

27、rom the stool Haw, its real easy. Ill show you. You just take this little thingy out of the plastic. paper, and and Ill, Ill pull down my pants .and just slide it up in my anus there. Cartman: .No way. Butters: AWESOM-O, I though you were programmed to do whatever I tell you. Cartman: Weak! turns ri

28、ght and faces Butters ass. Butters: Yeyeah, that, thats pretty good. Get it up there good and deep. Cartman: Lame! Butters house, moments later. The bedroom light remains on Butters: All right AWESOM-O, time for us to get some sleep. POV changes from outside to bedroom overhead Hey, you want me to t

29、each you some bedtime songs? If you leave me now, youll take away the biggest part of me. Ooo-oo-oooo-oo-oo. Cartman: AWESOM-O must rest! His CPU system overloading. Butters: Oh, o-o-all right AWESOM-O. Lets get us some shut-eye, turns off the light or what, or whatever robots have. closes his eyes

30、and drifts off to sleep. He turns to his left and places a hand on AWESOM-O Morning. A cock crows. Butters wakes up, but AWESOM-O isnt in bed with him. He looks around and sees his room is a mess. His drawers are out of the dressers and his clothes are strewn all over the place. One of his clothing

31、rods has been knocked down and his closet doors are open. AWESOM-O is shown at Butters desk looking through more stuff. Cartman: Where is it? Where is it? Butters: AWESOM-O? Cartman: Wah! Butters: AWESOM-O, what the Sam Heck are you doing? Cartman: Um, ah AWESOM-O is reorganizing your stuff for you. Butters: Aw Jeez Jeez Louise! My mom is gonna be awful sore when she sees this mess! Now AWESOM-O, that is a bad robot! You