《老友记》菲比所有唱过的雷人歌词.docx

1、老友记菲比所有唱过的雷人歌词老友记菲比所有唱过的雷人歌词A SONG THAT MEANS A LOT TO PHOEBE 】I made a man with eyes of coalAnd a smile so bewitchinHow was I supposed to knowThat my mom was dead in the kitchenLa la la la la la la la la la la.BABIES 】Theyre tiny an chubby and so sweet to touchBut soon theyll grow up and resent you

2、 so muchNow theyre yelling at you and you dont know whyYou cry and you cry and you cryAnd you cry and you cry and you cryBARNYARD ANIMALS 】Oh the cow in the meadow goes mooOh the cow in the meadow goes mooThen the farmer hits him on the head and grids him upAnd thats how we get hamburgersNowwwwwwwww

3、 chickens!BI-SEXUALS 】Sometimes me love womenAnd sometimes men love menAnd then they are bi-sexualsThough some just say theyre kidding themselvesLa la la la la la la la la laBLACKOUT 】New York City has no powerAnd the milk is getting sourBut to me that is no scaryCause I stay away from dairyLa la la

4、 la la la.CRAZY UNDERWEAR 】Crazy underwear creeping up my buttCrazy underwear always in a rutCrazy underwear.CRUSTY OLD MAN 】.And the crusty old man said Ill do what I canAnd the rest rats played maracas.DONT 】Therell be times when you get olderWhen youll want to sleep with peopleJust to make them l

5、ike youBut DONT, causeThats another thing that you dont wanna doThats another thing that you dont wanna do.DOUBLE-JOINTED BOY 】He was a double, double, double-jointed boyGRANDPARENTS 】Now grandmas a person who everyone likesShe brought you a train and a bright shiny bikeBut lately she hasnt been com

6、ing to dinnerAnd last time you saw her, she looked so much thinerNow, your mom and your dad said she moved to PeruBut the truth is she died, and someday you will tooLa la la la la la la la la la.HOLIDAY SONG 】Went to the store, sat on Santas lapAsked him to bring my friends all kinds of crapSaid all

7、 you need is to write them a songNow you havent heard it yet so dont try to sing alongNo dont sing alongMonica, Monica, have a Happy HanukkahSaw Santa Claus, he said hello to RossAnd please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwwyIN THE SHOWER 】Im in the shower and Im writing a songStop me if youve h

8、eard itMy skin is soapy and my hair is wetAnd tegrin spelled backward is nirgit.Lather, rinse, repeatLather, rinse, repeatLather, rinse, repeatAs needed.JINGLE BITCH 】Jingle bItch screwed me overGo to hell jingle whoreGo to hell, go to hell, go to h-h-hellLITTLE FETUS 】Are you in there little fetus?

9、In nine months will you come greet us?I will buy you some AdidasLITTLE TONY TARZAN 】Little Tony TarzanSwinging on an nose hairSwinging with the greatest of ease.LOVE 】Love is sweet as summer showers,Love is a wondrous work of art,But your love oh your love, your love.Is like a giant pigeon.crapping

10、on my heart.La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy she says) Thank you.La-la-la-la.ohhh!MY COMA GUY 】You dont have to be awake to be my manAs long as you have brain waves Ill be there to hold your hand.Though we just met the other dayTheres something I have go to say.MOTHERS

11、 ASHES 】My mothers ashes,Even her eyelashes,Are resting in a little, yellow jar.And sometimes when its breezy,Or if Im feeling sneezy,And now I.(noizy boys interruption)ODE TO CHILDREN 】Theyre tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch.Soon theyll grow up to resent you so much.Now theyre yelling at you a

12、nd you dont know why.You cry and you cry and you cry.PARADING GOATS 】Parading down the street.Parading goats are parading,Leaving little treats.【PAPER MACH MAN】man(three snaps)I, Im still waiting for my paper machSMELLY CAT 】Smelly cat, smelly catWhat are they feeding you?Smeely cat, smeely catIts n

13、ot your faultThey wont take you to the vetYoure obviously not their favourite petYou may not be a bed of rosesAnd youre no friend to those with nosesTEPHANIE 】Stephanie knows all the chords!STICKY SHOES 】My favoutire shoesSo good to meWear them everydayDown at the heel,Holes in the toeDont care what

14、 people sayMy feets best friend,Pals to the endWith them Im one hot chickyThough late one nightNot much lightI stepped in something ickySticky shoes,Sticky shoesAlways makes me smileSticky shoes,Sticky shoesNext time Ill avoid the pileTERRYS A JERK 】Terrys a jerk!And he wont let me work!And I hate C

15、entral Perk!And youre all invited to bite me ！THE 66 COLORS OF MY BEDROOM 】.fuschia and mauveThose are the 66 colors of my bedroomTHEY FOUNDED THEIR BODIES 】And they found their bodies the very next dayThey found their bodies the very next day.TWO OF THEM KISSED LAST NIGHT 】There was a girl well cal

16、l BettyAnd a guy lets call him NeilNow, I cant stress this point too stronglyThis story isnt real.Now our Neil must decideWho will be the girl that he casts aside?Will Betty be the one who he loves trulyOr will it be the one who well call L-L-Lulie?He must decide, he must decideEven though I made him up, he must decide.WHEN I PLAY 】When I play I play for meI dont need your charity!