《老友记》菲比所有唱过的雷人歌词.docx

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《老友记》菲比所有唱过的雷人歌词

老友记》菲比所有唱过的雷人歌词

ASONGTHATMEANSALOTTOPHOEBE】

Imadeamanwitheyesofcoal

Andasmilesobewitchin'

HowwasIsupposedtoknow

Thatmymomwasdeadinthekitchen

Lalalalalalalalalalala...

BABIES】

They'retinyanchubbyandsosweettotouch

Butsoonthey'llgrowupandresentyousomuch

Nowthey'reyellingatyouandyoudon'tknowwhy

Youcryandyoucryandyoucry

Andyoucryandyoucryandyoucry

BARNYARDANIMALS】

Ohthecowinthemeadowgoes"moo"

Ohthecowinthemeadowgoes"moo"

Thenthefarmerhitshimontheheadandgridshimup

Andthat'showwegethamburgers

Nowwwwwwwwwchickens!

BI-SEXUALS】

Sometimesmelovewomen

Andsometimesmenlovemen

Andthentheyarebi-sexuals

Thoughsomejustsaythey'rekiddingthemselves

Lalalalalalalalalala

BLACKOUT】

NewYorkCityhasnopower

Andthemilkisgettingsour

Buttomethatisnoscary

CauseIstayawayfromdairy

Lalalalalala...

CRAZYUNDERWEAR】

Crazyunderwearcreepingupmybutt

Crazyunderwearalwaysinarut

Crazyunderwear...

CRUSTYOLDMAN】

...Andthecrustyoldmansaid'I'lldowhatIcan'

Andtherestratsplayedmaracas.

DON'T】

There'llbetimeswhenyougetolder

Whenyou'llwanttosleepwithpeople

Justtomakethemlikeyou

ButDON'T,cause

That'sanotherthingthatyoudon'twannado

That'sanotherthingthatyoudon'twannado.

DOUBLE-JOINTEDBOY】

Hewasadouble,double,double-jointedboy

GRANDPARENTS】

Nowgrandma'sapersonwhoeveryonelikes

Shebroughtyouatrainandabrightshinybike

Butlatelyshehasn'tbeencomingtodinner

Andlasttimeyousawher,shelookedsomuchthiner

Now,yourmomandyourdadsaidshemovedtoPeru

Butthetruthisshedied,andsomedayyouwilltoo

Lalalalalalalalalala...

HOLIDAYSONG】

Wenttothestore,satonSanta'slap

Askedhimtobringmyfriendsallkindsofcrap

Saidallyouneedistowritethemasong

Nowyouhaven'theardityetsodon'ttrytosingalong

Nodon'tsingalong

Monica,Monica,haveaHappyHanukkah

SawSantaClaus,hesaidhellotoRoss

AndpleasetellJoey,Christmaswillbesnowwwwwwy

INTHESHOWER】

I'mintheshowerandI'mwritingasong

Stopmeifyou'veheardit

Myskinissoapyandmyhairiswet

Andtegrinspelledbackwardisnirgit.

Lather,rinse,repeat

Lather,rinse,repeat

Lather,rinse,repeat

Asneeded.

JINGLEBITCH】

JinglebItchscrewedmeover

Gotohelljinglewhore

Gotohell,gotohell,gotoh-h-hell

LITTLEFETUS】

Areyouintherelittlefetus?

Inninemonthswillyoucomegreetus?

IwillbuyyousomeAdidas

LITTLETONYTARZAN】

LittleTonyTarzan

Swingingonannosehair

Swingingwiththegreatestofease...

LOVE】

Loveissweetassummershowers,

Loveisawondrousworkofart,

Butyourloveohyourlove,yourlove...

Islikeagiantpigeon...crappingonmyheart.

La-la-la-la-la-（someguygiveshersomechangeandtothatguyshesays）Thankyou.

La-la-la-la...ohhh!

MYCOMAGUY】

Youdon'thavetobeawaketobemyman

AslongasyouhavebrainwavesI'llbetheretoholdyourhand.

Thoughwejustmettheotherday

There'ssomethingIhavegotosay...

MOTHER'SASHES】

Mymother'sashes,

Evenhereyelashes,

Arerestinginalittle,yellowjar.

Andsometimeswhenit'sbreezy,

OrifI'mfeelingsneezy,

AndnowI...

（noizyboysinterruption）

ODETOCHILDREN】

They'retinyandchubbyandsosweettotouch.

Soonthey'llgrowuptoresentyousomuch.

Nowthey'reyellingatyouandyoudon'tknowwhy.

Youcryandyoucryandyoucry.

PARADINGGOATS】

Paradingdownthestreet.

Paradinggoatsareparading,

Leavinglittletreats.

【PAPERMACHMAN】

man

（threesnaps）

I,I'mstillwaitingformypapermach

SMELLYCAT】

Smellycat,smellycat

Whataretheyfeedingyou?

Smeelycat,smeelycat

It'snotyourfault

Theywon'ttakeyoutothevet

You'reobviouslynottheirfavouritepet

Youmaynotbeabedofroses

Andyou'renofriendtothosewithnoses

TEPHANIE】

Stephanieknowsallthechords!

STICKYSHOES】

Myfavoutireshoes

Sogoodtome

Wearthemeveryday

Downattheheel,

Holesinthetoe

Don'tcarewhatpeoplesay

Myfeet'sbestfriend,

Palstotheend

WiththemI'monehotchicky

Thoughlateonenight

Notmuchlight

Isteppedinsomethingicky

Stickyshoes,

Stickyshoes

Alwaysmakesmesmile

Stickyshoes,

Stickyshoes

NexttimeI'llavoidthepile

TERRY'SAJERK】

Terry'sajerk!

Andhewon'tletmework!

AndIhateCentralPerk!

Andyou'reallinvitedtobiteme！

THE66COLORSOFMYBEDROOM】

...fuschiaandmauve

Thosearethe66colorsofmybedroom

THEYFOUNDEDTHEIRBODIES】

Andtheyfoundtheirbodiestheverynextday

Theyfoundtheirbodiestheverynextday...

TWOOFTHEMKISSEDLASTNIGHT】

Therewasagirlwe'llcallBetty

Andaguylet'scallhimNeil

Now,Ican'tstressthispointtoostrongly

Thisstoryisn'treal...

NowourNeilmustdecide

Whowillbethegirlthathecastsaside?

WillBettybetheonewhohelovestruly

Orwillitbetheonewhowe'llcallL-L-Lulie?

Hemustdecide,hemustdecide

EventhoughImadehimup,hemustdecide.

WHENIPLAY】

WhenIplayIplayforme

Idon'tneedyourcharity!