绝望主妇字幕S215.docx

1、绝望主妇字幕S215Susan got an offer she couldnt afford to refuse. Bree rejected a helping hand. Gaby gave Carlos the answer hed been waiting for. And Zach began to put “A” and “B” together. Susan Mayer had always believed the punishment should fit the crime. She first came to this conclusion when she disco

2、vered her husband Karl had been unfaithful. Since Karl had destroyed the love she had given him, Susan felt it was only appropriate she destroyed the things he loved in returnone by one. But now, three years after their divorce, Susan was reunited with Karl once againas partners in a crime of their

3、own. Susan, are you listening to me? This is insurance fraud. We could both go to jail. Now we cant tell anyone were getting married. I know. I was listening to you. Now the prenups all set. You cam sign it at the courthouse. 11:30, Wednesday morning, right? Right. And your surgerys still on for Thu

4、rsday? Good. The insurance kicks in the moment we say “I do.” Youre set to go. I know no ones asking me, but I think this whole thing is a tragic mistake, and I just dont have it in me to survive another ugly divorce. Dont worry, honey. This time, it is strictly a business arrangement. It better be,

5、 because if I see so much as one lingering gaze between the two of you, I swear Ill go to the insurance company and turn you in. So we shouldnt expect a wedding gift, huh? Oh, can you grab me your wedding ring? I wanna get it cleaned before the ceremony. Uhis that really necessary? I mean, do we hav

6、e to do the whole ring thing? Of course we do. Its gotta look believable. Yeah, okay, well, Ill just grab something out of my jewelry box. Susan, that ring was my grandmothers. One day its gonna be Julies. Where is it? I dont knowexactly. That was a family heirloom. I trusted you with it. Well, I tr

7、usted you not to cheat on me and break my heart. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. What did you do with it? I threw it out my car window somewhere on route 7. What! When? The night you abandoned me. Karl, you are so not allowed to get angry. I mean, I mightve been the one to throw away the wedding ring, but y

8、ou threw away the whole marriage. There was plenty of bad behavior that went on back then, so just get off your high horse. Were on the same page now, so we should just focus on that. Yes, Susan Mayer believed the punishment should fit the crime. Karl, I think there might be snakes in here. Were not

9、 leaving here until you find that ring. But for that matter, so did Karl. It was a tradition at Leonardos Bar and Grill: an hour before closing time, a waiter would sing a selection of ridiculously depressing Italian Arias. It was also a tradition that the only customers who would actually listen we

10、re the ones already depressed to begin with. Tony? Do you have to rush off? I thought maybe we could just chat for a minute. So, I havent seen you in a while. Well, I didnt wanna come here because I was afraid it would drudge up memories of my husband. You know, this was our place. Rex passed away r

11、ecently. He was, um, murdered by our pharmacist. I hope you changed pharmacists. I didnt have to. He committed suicide. Look, youve had a little too much wine tonight. How about I call you a cab? Oh, no, no, no. Im okay. Your car would be safe in our lot, and you can pick it up tomorrow. Please. Wel

12、l, okay. Tony? How many more Arias is he gonna sing? Five. Oh. In that case, why dont you bring me another bottle of the Pinot Grigio? And please hurry. Bree? Bree. You okay? Yes? Hi. Uh, did you know your mother is asleep on the lawn? Yeah, well, you dont seem terribly shocked. Oh, its, umits just,

13、 mom drinks, and sometimes she sleeps it off in the weirdest places. Can I help you with her? No, no, its okay. I, uh, I know how to take care of her. Well, good luck to you then. I wanna play chopsticks. Me too. You okay? Im coming! Your kids, they have any allergies I should know about? Uh, not th

14、at I know of. Why? Because Im watching them. Tom called, said you both got pulled into work for the weekend, asked me to baby-sit. Really? I thought itd be nice if I gave them back to you alive. Oh, hey, Mrs. McCluskey. Hi. Sorry, I forgot to tell you. Oh, thats okay. Umwould you excuse me just for

15、a second? I have athing. Sure. Thanks. Follow me. Youre part of the thing. A million teenagers in this neighborhood, and you hire McCluskey? Whats the big deal? Well, for starters, shes ancient! Shh! This is a thin door! It was that long ago that she keeled over in her front yard. A day with our kid

16、s will finish the job. Look, its only for a few hours. Plus, Parkers on a play date with the Farrells, so its just the twins and Penny. Just the twins and Penny? Okay, that was stupid. Let me try that another way. We have to be at work in one hour. Theres no day care on the weekends, so you cut McCl

17、uskey loose, and were stuck. We will find someone who doesnt remember what they were doing the day Lincoln was shot. Fine. Lets go break the news. My wife has something to tell you. So heres the deal. Um, there was a little miscommunication, and as it turns out, we dont need ya. Okay. Fine. Ill just

18、 go back home. Okay. Sorry. By the way, your husband was right. Its a thin door. Carlos, what are you doing? Hello, Gabrielle. Hi, mom. I just told Carlos I just had to take a shower. The man next to me on the plane weighed 300 pounds, and he sweated me all over me. Ugh, it was so gross. No, Im just

19、 surprised youre here. Its Valentines Day. Dont you and Mr. Hedge Fund have plans? I know Carlos and I do. No, I left Charles. What? Mm-hmm. He was worth, like, $6 million. Money is not everything, Gabrielle. For some people, but were talking about you now, mother. You know, I cant believe this. I m

20、ean, I just went through a terrible breakup, and at least you could do is pretend to care. Well, of course we feel awful about it. Dont we, Gabrielle? Yeah, were just sick about it. Well, dont worry about me. Mm-hmm. Ill be okay. In face, I bought myself a little gift to take my mind off my problems

21、. Really? What did you buy? New boobs! No peeking, Carlos. Okay, mom, put these away! My plastic surgeon gave me a great deal. Arent they fun? Bye, Carlos. What? I think shes charming. Okay, you can think shes charming. But dont forget for one second that she is a monster. Did you get the gum out fr

22、om under diamond? Mostly. Morning. Hi! Happy Valentines Day. Dr. Ron, did you spend the night? Well, uh, yeah, I got kinda tired after the movie, so I asked Its okay, she knows that you make house calls. Oh. Um, so listen. Ive got surgeries till 6. Ill get dressed and Ill pick you up at about 7. We

23、have reservations at Chez Naomi. Great! I will have a little lunch. And also, Dr. Cunninghams schedule opened up, so if youd like, we can move up your surgery to Wednesday. Oh, I have a wedding that day. On a Wednesday? Uhyeah. Um, Wednesdays are becoming very popular with bribes. Its like the new S

24、aturday. Oh. Okay. Well, Ill see you tonight. Bye. Your mother is a rotten, sneaky person. Look, Im not too crazy about the whole fake wedding thing, but if you dont have that operation, you could die. So dont be so hard on yourself. You are a good person. Thanks, honey. That really helps. Okay, now

25、 I want you to go over and slip this ring to your father. And just so you know, if Edie catches you, Im expecting you to swallow it. Hows the hangover? I do not have a handover, Andrew, because I was not drunk. Then, uhhow about a little hair of the dog? Itll perk you right up. Look, for the record,

26、 I had an allergic reaction to my antihistamine medication, so I would appreciate just a little bit of sympathy. Why cant you just drink alone in your room like Tammys mom? For god sakes, it was an honest mistake. I thought I could have just a little bit of wine with dinner, but, apparently, my body

27、 couldnt handle it. Fine! If it makes anybody happy, I will just suffer through my sneezing fits and my hives on my own. There. Is that better? So basically you would rather drink than to not have allergies? Hi. Is now a bad time? I could really use a favor. She was beautiful, wasnt she? Yeah. Come

28、on, sit down. Your breakfast is getting cold. Was my real mother beautiful? Well, she was, uh, attractive, as I recall. Do I look like her? I dont know. I only met her once. Oh. Well, because if I dont look like her, then I might look like my real dad. Im getting really tired of your morbid fascinat

29、ion with two strangers who didnt love you enough to keep you. So, please, stop asking about them. Its only natural that Id wanna talk about my birth parents. Well, it may be natural, but it certainly isnt polite. And once your daughter was dead, they had to get rid of her somehow. Thats where the to

30、y chest came in. Flash forward 15 years, the chest washes up on the Shore of Rockwater Lake, any forensic evidence is lone gone, and the Youngs get away with murder. Now, of course, the wife, Mary Alice, is already dead, butPaul Youngs a different matter. If youd like me to deal with him, just say t

31、he word. Delfinos bringing my grandson here. I wanna get the kid something. You know anything about those MP3 things? Yeah, theyre real nice. Id go with that. Ah, hes probably got one already. Paul Young has had 16 years to get my grandkid anything he wants. Do me a favor, will ya? Yeah. See to it t

32、hat Paul Young has a toy chest of his very own. Karl! Yeah? This place is a freaking pigsty. Would you get down here and help me? All right, hold on, its almost halftime. By the way, I made dinner reservations at Chez Naomi tonight, if thats okay. Its gotta be better than that rathole you took me to on New Years. And dont even think of getting me carnations again. That crap might have flown for Mayer. I actually have taste. Come on! Move it! All right, Im coming. No! No, no, no. Sit and watch the game. I was just giving you a hard time. Youve had a tough wee