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1、212 分数Growing Pains 212 Higher education212_31分数悲喜剧（Mike和自己的几个伙伴在一起）Mike: Alright! Say it one more time. We got one ski trip, seventy two hours, twenty three women, thirty guys, and one near sighted chaperone. Gentlemen, the possibilities are endless.Eddie: Yeah, Im only talking one ski.Boner: There

2、s no way my folks are going to let me go.Mike: Boner. You just gotta learn how to handle old people.Boner: Mike, you havent even talked to your parents yet.Mike: Come on Boner. Do you actually think that my parents could say no to me?Boner: I know, you could talk to my mum and dad for me.Mike: No. E

3、ddie, go get a couple of chairs, alright. Now Boner. Look. Ill show you. Ill be your dad, and Eddie, you be Boners mum.Eddie: Yes dear.Mike: Ok, its evening at the Stabone residence and you and you charming parents are sitting down for a lovely dinner.Boner: My dad usually sits here.Mike: Fine.Eddie

4、: pass the potatoes um, uh, whats your dads name Boner?Boner: Sylvester.Mike: Wait a minute. Your dads name is Sylvester Stabone?Boner: Who knew?Mike: Yeah. Ok. So Richard, what is it you wanted to talk to us about?Boner: Well, there is this ski trip.Mike: Ski trip. Ha. Now why would you want to go

5、on a ski trip? You dont even know how to ski.Boner: See guys. I told you. He aint going to even let me go.Mike: Boner, its just for pretend. Come on.Boner: Oh!Mike: Now give me one good reason why we should let you go.Boner: Women.Mike: Women?Eddie: I will not have talk like this at my table. Go to

6、your room Richard.Mike: Come on. Look Bone. You never say women in front of your parents. You say stuff like class spirit. You say growth experience. But you never ever say women.Boner: Ok, class spirit.Mike: Right!Eddie: Growth experience.Mike: Yes!All: Women!（Carol在厨房收拾，mIke抱书回来）Carol: Dont leave

7、your book there. Take them to you room.No snacking. Youll spoil your dinner.Ben: Mum and dad are sick and carols mad with power.Carol: Is it clean yet?Ben: Im working, Im working.Mike: Hey wait a minute. Mum and dad are sick? Oh this is perfect. Now I can ask them about the ski trip while they are w

8、eak.(Goes up to parents room)Mike: Carol just told me the awful news and well I just thought Im come in to offer my condolences.Maggie: Were sick Mike, not dead.Mike: Ok then. That settles it.Maggie: Settles what?Mike: Oh see, there was this class ski trip this weekend and I thought Id try to get ou

9、t of it so I could spend some time palling around with you guys. But obviously you are in no shape for that. So I got to go.Jason: Forget it Mike.Mike: Dad?Jason: Youre not going anywhere while you are still flunking English.Mike: Oh great timing dad. I mean, we had an English test today. I mean cou

10、ldnt you have told me this before I took it. I mean if Id known you would take this kind of an attitude, I just may have studied for it.Jason: Ah, I feel worse than mikes grades.Maggie: Me too.Jason: I got to try again to call a doctor.Maggie: You are a doctor.Jason: Oh, I guess thats why I keep get

11、ting a busy signal.Eddie: Oh Seaver. Wait up. Oh Mikey Mikey Mikey. Youre not going to believe this. This has got to be the best news since Lucy came back to TV.Mike: What?Eddie: Boner! His folks are letting him go on the ski trip.Boner: Thanks a lot Mikey. How come you aint sharing in my joy?Mike:

12、Cos Im not going.Boner and Eddie: What?Mike: Yeah, my dad says I have to be passing English. He tells me this after yesterdays test.Eddie: Well are you sure you flunked?Mike: Eddie come on. This is me were talking about. Wake up and smell yourself.Eddie: Well Mikey. As long as theres a grade curve,

13、theres always a hope.Mike: Hey, yeah you know, especially with Boner in the curve.Boner: I do what I can.Eddie: Why dont you go ask the teachers aid on this one. Hu?Mike: Hey, thanks a lot guys.Mike：Ah, hi.Robin: Hi mike.Mike: Ah, Bobby right?Robin: Robin.Mike: Robin, yeah. So Robin have you finishe

14、d grading those tests from yesterday yet?Robin: Yeah. Your definition of a dangling participle was.Mike: Inspired?Robin: Dirty.Mike: Well, how did I do overall?Robin: Mike, I cant tell you.Mike: Oh why?Robin: Its the rules.Mike: Come on Robin. I, I got to know. Whatever you want. Ill trade my body f

15、or the information.Robin: is that an offer?Mike: Ah, look Robin. I really need to know this grade. If I dont pass, I dont go on the ski trip.Robin: Oh, youre going?Mike: Yeah, if I get a C. So come on. Tell me what I got.Robin: What you got rhymes with C.Mike: Ah, the schools giving out Gs now?Robin

16、: D plus.Mike: D plus. Is that with the curve?Robin: Its with an incredible curve.Maggie: You would not believe what the rest of the house looks like.Jason: Im going to kill those kids. We asked them for one favor, will the help with the house while were sick. But do they do it? No.Maggie: Jason, th

17、e house is perfect.Jason: What?Maggie: Its like a hospital out there. There is no dust. All the laundrys been done. The table is set for dinner. Bens little clothes have been ironed for tomorrow. I havent seen the house this organized since I went back to.work.Jason: Oh good. Thats very good. You te

18、ll a dying man hes a bad house wife.Maggie: Oh, honey. Dont get upset. Carol just went a little over board trying to do a great job, and I just.Ive hurt your feelings havent I?Jason: No no no no, just its really no big deal. If Carol does a better job than I do, then we should be grateful cos shes a

19、 big help. Right?Maggie: Right.Jason: And just to be clear, we are saying she does do a better job?Maggie: Oh Jason.Jason: No thats what were saying, thats what I hear when you say.Maggie: Honey.Jason: Thats what Im hearing.Maggie: I really didnt mean that.Teacher 2: As Robin passes out your tests f

20、rom yesterday, I must say I was so shocked. No one got below a C. Im seeking professional help.Mike: An A. I got an A? Robin Im a . An A?Robin: I rechecked your paper.Mike: Ah yeah, but Miss Charters going to find out. I mean shell know.Robin: She never even sees the papers. Youre safe with me. You

21、look kind of cute with your mouth hanging open like that.Mike: Yes! This means I can go on the ski trip. Look Robin, I really owe you in a major way.Robin: Well youre welcome in a major way.Mike: Look, if there is anything that I can do for you Robin, you got it. Ok?Robin: Mike. The ski trip.Mike: Y

22、eah, what about it?Robin: Id love to be your date on the ski trip.Mike: What ski trip?Robin: THE ski trip.Mike: Ah ha ha. No Robin, Robin. See, none of us guys are taking dates on the ski trip because there are going to be so many coyotes up there. Yeah, those those hills are just crawling with coyo

23、tes (howls)Robin: Mike, the only reason that you are able to go is that I changed your grade.Mike: Yeah and I am very thank-full for that.Robin: Are you?Mike: Oh!Robin: Youre even cuter with that dumb look on your face.Boner: So a girl is forcing you to spend the weekend with her?Mike: Yes.Boner: An

24、d this is a bad thing?Mike: Yes.Eddie: Ok Mikey, look at it this way. Lets say you was a teachers aid and you were helping out a cute chick with a phony grade. What would you expect in return? You see?Mike: No no. Totally different situation.Eddie: How?Mike: Ok, if I treat a girl how shes been treat

25、ing me, it would be obvious that, well, that the girl would feel as rotten as I do. Its no different. Oh no. Im maturing.Eddie and Boner: No!Eddie: Right, the facts here are; if you dont take Robin with you on the ski trip, shes going to change your grade back, and you cant go.Mike: Now what do I do

26、?Boner: I wish I had problems like this.Eddie: You know I have never had a second date with a chick in my life. Girls never like me once they get to know me.Boner: If no girls know me, Id probably get to be the most popular dude in school.Mike: Hey carol, I need to ask you something.Carol: Take your

27、 shoes off.Mike: Why?Carol: I just waxed the floor.Mike: Ok Carol look. I need some advice ok?Carol: From mo?Mike: Ok. Nice job. Ok now Carol. Lets say you were really desperate and you trapped this guy into going out with you.Carol: Lets not.Mike: No no. Lets say you trapped him, because you liked

28、him. Now what could he do to make you not like him?Carol: Youre serious?Mike: Yeah.Carol: Ok. Well first, any guy who could be trapped into a date, is a weak kneed winky. Now I am talking major winky.Mike: Forget it. Forget it.Ben: Ok, I cleaned my room and ahhhhhhhh! (Falls on the floor)Mike: Very

29、nice job.Jason: Place doesnt look so great.Mike: Hey dad.Jason: Look! Dust! She calls this clean. Ah.Mike: Dad I think its the fever talking.Jason: Oh yeah. Its me its me. Everything else is just fine. Wait a minute; I know something thats not fine. What happened on your English test? Hu?Mike: Alrig

30、ht, I got an A.Jason: Let me see that test. A! Wow!Mike: Yeah, I didnt even cheat on it.Jason: Punctuation, the colon is where food digests when you eat it.Mike: Ah, it was graded on a curve.Jason: Yeah, apparently.Jason: Well, I guess that means youre going to be able to go on that ski trip after a

31、ll.Mike: Yeah, I guess so.Jason: You dont sound too thrilled about it.Mike: Dad, can I ask your advice about something?Jason: Why?Mike: Well, youre my dad. You like that kind of stuff.Jason: Oh yeah.Mike: Now, if somebody does you a favor, out of the blue, and its a really great favor but you didnt ask them to, and now they want you to pay them back, what do you do?Jason: Well, for starters you should refuse the favor.Mike: Are you kidding?Jason: Well then youve got to pay them back.Mike: That was not the answer I was h