Desperate Housewives 3X02 It Takes Two.docx

1、Desperate Housewives 3X02 It Takes TwoDesperate Housewives 3X02: It Takes TwoOriginal Airdate on ABC: October 1, 2006-Mary Alice Voiceover:Previously on Desperate.housewives.Tom:It means a lot to her to feel included.Mary Alice Voiceover:Sometimes dark clouds have silver linings.Susan:He sort of ask

2、ed me out.Susan:Its okay with you if I go out with him?Mary Alice Voiceover:Sometimes they dont.Gabrielle:Once that baby comes,Im gonna be stuck raising a child alone.Mary Alice Voiceover:When it comes to life on Wisteria Lane.Orson:Will you marry me?Mary Alice Voiceover:Things that seem too good to

3、 be true.Carolyn:Does she know you killed your wife?Mary Alice Voiceover:Usually turn out.Carolyn:Get away from him now while you can.Mary Alice Voiceover:.to be deadly.-Brees Living Room(Bree is smiling as she looks at her three friends.) Mary Alice Voiceover:Brides are sensitive creatures. And no

4、one knows this better than the bridesmaids who have to deal with them.-Flashback - Susans Dining Room(Susan is under the dining room table working on the train of Brees wedding dress.) Susan: Well, I think a ten-foot train is great, but a shorter one would be just as nice and you wouldnt have to wor

5、ry about people tripping on it.-Flashback - Lynettes Kitchen(Lynette is sitting at her table talking to Bree. Lynette is holding a cup of coffee and a list of duties in her hands.) Lynette: Personally, I love smoked rabbit, but for a sure crowd-pleaser you cant beat chicken.-Flashback - Gabrielles K

6、itchen(Gabrielle is talking to Bree. Gabrielle has a walkman and earphones in her hands.) Gabrielle: Uh, sure, who doesnt love a string quartet. But if you got a band, maybe people could dance as opposed to sway.-Present Day - Brees Living Room(Bree is smiling at the girls.) Mary Alice Voiceover:But

7、 the one area where bridesmaids tact is most required involves the dress.Bree: So what do you think?Mary Alice Voiceover:.shes required to wear.(Susan, Lynette and Gabrielle are standing in front of Bree wearing matching lime green bridesmaid dresses.) Susan: Well, ah, Im not sure that Ive ever seen

8、 this shade of green before.Bree: Yeah, dont you think it will be gorgeous with my coloring? Gabrielle: Yes, it would look perfect.Lynette (under her breath): For someone with your coloring.(Gabrielle elbows Lynette.) Bree: I mean I was lucky to find these. Its not easy putting a wedding together in

9、 two weeks. Susan: Then why the rush?Gabrielle: Yeah, Bree, I always thought of you as a person who wants time to plan. Bree: Well, Orson and I talked about it and we just feel at our age, its silly to wait. And with your help, Im sure we can get it all done. Lynette: Well, we are happy to pitch in.

10、Bree: Oh, that reminds me. (pointing to Lynette) I have to get a copy of the seating chart for you. Gaby, you are in charge of the centerpieces. (pointing to Susan) And dont worry Susan, I will think of a job for you.(Bree goes upstairs.) Susan: Heres a job. How about talking you out of marrying a h

11、omicidal dentist?Gabrielle: Susan! We dont know that! All we have is some crazy womans accusation.Susan: His wife vanished and he didnt even tell Bree. How much more proof do you need?Lynette: He says he innocent. She believes him. If we say we dont, shell just end up hating us.Susan: Well, Im sorry

12、 I cannot sit here on my key lime ass and watch Bree make the worst mistake of her life!(Bree clears her throat. The ladies turn and see her coming down the stairs holding the seating chart.) Bree: And what mistake would that be? Susan: Well. Um. Honestly.Mary Alice Voiceover:Yes, a bridesmaid can q

13、uestion many of the brides choices.Susan: These dresses are hideous.Mary Alice Voiceover:.but the groom isnt one of them.-Opening Credits-Gabrielles House(Two men carefully carry a wedding cake with Bride and Groom figurines on top of it into Gabrielles house.) Mary Alice Voiceover:The perfect coupl

14、e. Weve all met them, havent we? That man and woman so clearly made for each other, we feel certain they are on the road to happiness. But that road has many detours.(Focus in on a picture of Carlos and Gabrielle at their wedding.) Mary Alice Voiceover:And even perfect couples can find themselves at

15、 a dead end.-(Alvin Portsmith Divorce Mediation Office)Carlos: You want what?Gabrielle: You heard me. And I want the bedroom stereo,want the marble console and that painting of Saint Augustine. Carlos: You dont even know who he is!Gabrielle: I know he matches the drapes!Mr. Portsmith: People, can we

16、 focus here.Gabrielle: And I want my pearl necklace back. Dont think I didnt notice that you swiped it.Carlos: That was my mamas, and hers before her. I think it belongs in my family.Gabrielle: There was a time you thought I belonged in your family. And you got over that!(Carlos grabs for some frenc

17、h fries on a plate in front of Gabrielle. She slaps his hand.) Gabrielle: Stop eating my fries!Carlos: Im hungry.Gabrielle: You know what the doctor said. (to Mr. Portsmith) You should see his cholesterol. This man bleeds bacon grease. Mr. Portsmith: Enough! You two are gonna have to find a way to d

18、eal with each other because you are about to bring a child into this world. And divorced or not, once that child arrives, you will be bound together for as long as you live.Gabrielle: Well, in that case, have some more fries.-Lynettes Porch(Nora and Lynette come out the door.) Nora: Ill pick Kayla u

19、p on Sunday. Lynette: Whenever, just go. You and Turk have a great time.Nora: Oh trust me, we will.(An old beat-up van is parked in front of Lynettes house. Standing by the door is a man in a tank T-shirt with tattoos and long hair, nodding to Nora.) Nora: The man is a jack hammer.Lynette: Ah.(Tom w

20、alks up carrying groceries.) Nora: Bye, Tom. Tom: Hi. Nora: See you Sunday.(Nora runs to Turk.) Tom: Where is she going? Lynette: She and Turk are going down to the river for the weekend. Tom: Thats Turk? Thats the new boyfriend? Uh-uh, no! Lynette: Hey, hey, hey! Please! Tom: I dont want my daughte

21、r hanging around with a guy like that! Lynette: You havent even met him. He could be the sweetest man in the world.(Tom and Lynette look over to Turk and Nora. Nora jumps into Turks arms and Turk grabs Noras butt.) Lynette: More importantly, ever since he entered the picture, Squeaky Fromm is never

22、around. It has been bliss! I havent made this face.(she grits her teeth) in a week. If you ruin this, so help me, I will hurt you!Tom: Just look at him. Look at him. Please, I swear that is a childs skull hanging from his mirror! Doesnt that concern you? Lynette: No, Im good. Could be a monkey.-Rest

23、aurant(Susan, with Ian, is looking at a menu.) Susan: I think I will have the Mescaline Salad. Ian: Thats it? Thats all youre having? Susan (whispering): Well, all of the food is very expensive. Ian (whispering): You dont need to whisper. The waiter knows theyre robbing us blind. You can have whatev

24、er you want.Susan: In that case Ill have the lobster bisque and the veal with the black truffles. Is that okay?Ian: Yeah, thats fine. Ill just have Jane moved to the VA Hospital.Susan: Oh my god!Ian: Im kidding. Its fine. Ill have what shes having.Waiter: Of course. Thank you. Ian: God, I love seein

25、g you laugh. Susan: Oh, well, its been a long time since Ive been in a mood to, thank you.(Susan reaches over and squeezes Ians hand.) Ian: Oh, dear God. Susan: Did I squeeze too hard? Ian: No, its my wifes parents. Susan: Oh, oh, wow. Oh, is this going to be awkward?Ian: No, no, no. No, not unless,

26、 of course, they see us.Jeff: Ian!Ian: Awkward. Jeff, Renee, what, what a delightful surprise.Renee: Its so good to see you, dear.(They both look at Susan and theres a long pause.) Renee: Hello, Im Renee, and this is my husband, Jeff.Susan: Susan Mayer. Ian: Doctor! Doctor Susan Mayer. Shes new to J

27、anes neurology team.Renee: Oh, I just assumed you worked in Ians publishing house.Susan: Well, yes, and how nice that would have been, huh? Um, but, no, no, Im a brain specialist.Jeff: Oh, Dr. Mayer, maybe I can ask you. Our daughters most recent EEG showed brain spikes? But it didnt change the scor

28、e on her Glascow scan. Why is that? Susan: What an excellent question.(Later, Susan has drawn a side of a head and brain on a napkin.) Susan: And this is the, uh, spinal cord. And it, of course, attaches to the brain. Jeff: You dont have to dumb it down for us, doctor. Weve been dealing with Janes c

29、ondition for years.Susan: Oh, good. Um, Im, um, well, then lets get technical.Ian: Lets give Dr. Mayer the night off. She was in surgery for ten hours today performing a craniotomy. Renee: Thats exactly the procedure Jane had. Howd it go? Susan: Uh, well, I, it just, wow. I hear my phone vibrating. (into he