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1、ve got the upper body strength of a Keebler elf.但你的上肢力量就跟Keebler小精灵一样弱。-Raj：Keebler elf? Ive got your Keebler elf right here.我让你看看Keebler小精灵的厉害。Okay, it好吧，陷入僵局了。So, Leonard, will we be seeing you on Saturday for your free birthday cheesecake?Leonard那我们能周六能去你那吃免费芝士生日蛋糕吗?He cant eat cheesecake.他不能吃芝士蛋

2、糕。s lactose intolerant.他不能吃乳糖。Okay, he can have carrot cake.好吧，他可以吃胡萝卜蛋糕。What about the cream cheese frosting?那层芝士奶油糖霜怎么办?He can scrape it off.他可以刮掉的啊。Forget about the cake.别管蛋糕了。How do you know that my birthdays Saturday?你怎么知道周六是我生日?I did your horoscope, remember?我帮你占卜过星座啊，记得吗?I was going to do eve

3、rybodys, until Sheldon went on one of his typical psychotic rants.我本来要帮每个人占一下的，后来Sheldon就开始他典型的疯癫演说。For the record,有资料记载，that psychotic rant was a concise summation of the research of Bertram Forer, who, in 1948, 疯癫演说精简概括了巴纳姆效应，1948年巴纳姆通过精密设计的实验，proved conclusively through meticulously designed expe

4、riments that astrology is nothing but pseudo-scientific hokum.最终证实了占星术完全是伪科学的废话。Blah, blah, blah. Typical Taurus.话真多。典型的金牛座。So, seriously, are we going to see you Saturday?说真的，我们周六能见你吗?Uh, I dont think so. 恐怕不行。Why not?为什么?I dont celebrate my birthday. 我不庆祝生日的。Shut up. Yeah, you do.瞎说，你会庆祝的。s no big

5、 deal, its just the way I was raised.没什么大不了的，我就是这么长大的啊。My parents focused on celebrating achievements,我父母只庆祝重大成就，and being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them.而我从产道里被排出则不认为是重大成就之一。Thats so silly.这太愚蠢了。s actually based on very sound theories.这实际上是很有理论根据的，His mother published a

6、paper on it.他母亲还就此发表了论文。Well, what was it called?那题目叫什么?I Hate My Son and Thats Why He Cant Have Cake?我恨我儿子所以他不能过生日?It was obviously effective.这显然很有效果。Leonard grew up to be an experimental physicist.Leonard成长为一名实验物理学家。Perhaps if shed also denied him Christmas,如果他母亲取消了他的圣诞节，hed be a little better at

7、it.他可能还会做得更好。Thank you.谢谢。Well, I love birthdays.我喜欢过生日。Waking up to Moms special French toast breakfast,在母亲特制的法国面包早餐的香味中醒来，wearing the birthday king crown, playing laser tag with all my friends.戴上生日皇冠和朋友们一起玩激光生存游戏.Yeah, see? Thats what kids should have.对了，瞧吧? 孩子就该这么过生日。Actually, that was last year.

8、其实那是我去年的生日。So you really never had a birthday party?你真的从来没有过生日派对?No, but it was okay.没有，不过没关系。I mean, when I was little,在我很小的时候，Id think maybe my parents would change their mind我想可能父母会改变主意，and surprise me with a party.给我个惊喜开个生日派对。Like this one birthday I came home from my cello lesson就像有一次生日，我去学大提琴下

9、课回到家，and I saw a lot of strange cars parked out front.看到家门前停了很多陌生车辆，When I got to the door, I could hear people whispering我进门后听到很多人低声耳语，and I could smell German chocolate cake,我还闻到了德式巧克力蛋糕的味道，which is my favorite.正是我最喜欢的那种。And?然后?It turns out my grandfather had died.原来是我祖父刚去世。Oh, my God. Thats terri

10、ble.天哪，太可怜了。Well, it was kind of like a birthday party.这也算是一次生日派对了。I got to see all my cousins, and there was cake, so.我见到了所有的表亲还有蛋糕.s the sadest thing Ive ever heard.这是我听到过最悲惨的事了。You think?你这么认为么?Go ahead, tell her about your senior prom.继续，跟她说说你的毕业舞会。You make sure they remember no peanuts.记得告诉他们别放

11、花生。Howard, every Thai restaurant in town knows you cant eat peanuts.Howard，城里的每个泰式餐馆都知道你不吃花生。When they see me coming, they go, Ah, no-peanut boy!他们一看到我来就喊 啊不吃花生的男孩!。Hello, Penny. Leonard just left.你好Penny ，Leonard 刚出去。I know. I want to talk to you.我知道，我是想跟你谈谈。What would we talk about?我们能谈什么?We have

12、no overlapping areas of interest Im aware of.我想我们的兴趣没有交集吧。As you know, I dont care for chitchat.你知道我不喜欢闲谈。Can you just let me in?能让我进去吗?Well, all right, but I dont see this as a promising endeavor.好吧，但我不认为这尝试有用。Okay, heres the deal.好吧，事情是这样的，We are going to throw Leonard a kick-ass surprise party fo

13、r his birthday on Saturday.我们周六为Leonard生日办个超酷的生日派对。I hardly think so.我不同意。Leonard made it very clear he doesnt want a party.Leonard 非常清楚地表示他不想要生日派对。Did someone say. party?有人提到. 派对He just doesnt know he wants one cause hes never had one.他只是不知道他想要，因为从来没人为他举办过。I suppose thats possible, but for the reco

14、rd,就算如此，但是请注意，ve never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one.我从来没有玩过三人行 但我知道我想要玩。Howard, heres the difference- the possibility existsHoward 这两者的区别是. 在地狱被冰封之前，that Leonard could have a birthday party before hell freezes over.Leonard有可能享受生日派对。Fine. If I do have a threesome, you cant be part

15、of it.好吧，如果我玩 你不能参加。m just kidding. Yes, you can.开玩笑的，你能参加。Can you bring a friend?你能再带个朋友来吗?I think a birthday partys a terrible idea.我觉得生日派对的主意太糟了。I envy Leonard for growing up without that anguish.我很嫉妒Leonard从小到大没遭这样的罪。Anguish?!遭罪?Year after year, I had to endure wearing comical hats年复一年我不得不忍受戴着滑稽

16、的帽子，while being forced into the crowded, sweaty hell of bouncy castles.被迫挤在人群里，在充气城堡里弄得满身大汗。Not to mention being blindfolded and being spun toward a grotesque更别提被蒙上眼睛去给那头无尾的怪驴钉上尾巴了，tailless donkey as the other children mocked my disorientation.还要被其他孩子嘲笑我的方向感。Okay, sweetie, I understand you have scar

17、s好了，亲爱的我理解你有心理创伤，that no nonprofessional can heal, but, nevertheless, were going to throw Leonard a birthday party. 不是非专业人士可以治愈的，可是尽管如此，我们还是要替Leonard办一个生日派对。 HaveI pointed out我有没有指出that Im extremely uncomfortable with dancing, loud music我极度反感跳舞，吵闹的音乐，and most other forms of alcohol-induced frivolity

18、?和大部分由酒精引发的轻薄行径?Nevertheless, were. 但是我们. In addition, I really dont think that Leonard wants. 此外，我真的不认为Leonard会希望. s the deal:好吧，这么说吧：You either you help me throw Leonard a birthday party你要么帮我为Leonard搞派对，or, so help me God, I will go into your bedroom要么，帮帮我吧上帝，我会去你卧室把你最珍惜的and unbag all of your most

19、 valuable, mint-condition comic books.保存得完好无损的漫画书全倒出来。And on one of them- you wont know which-我会在其中一本上. 你不会知道是哪一本.ll draw a tiny happy face in ink.用墨水画一个小笑脸。You cant do that.你不能那么做。If you make a mark in a mint comic book, its no longer mint.如果你在完好无损的漫画书上作了记号那就不再是完好无损的了。Sheldon, do you understand the

20、 concept of blackmail?Sheldon你知道什么是勒索么？Well, of course, I. Oh.当然，我. 噢。Yeah, I have an idea.对了，我有个主意，Lets throw Leonard a kick-ass birthday party.我们给Leonard办一个超棒的生日派对吧。s not the secret knock.暗号不是那样的。This is the secret knock.暗号是这样的。What difference does it make?有什么区别吗?The whole point of a secret knock

21、is to establish a non-verbal signal暗号的重点是为了建立一种非语言的信号，to verify the identity of ones co-conspirators.以此验证同谋者的身份。-Penny: Is that Raj and Howard? 是Raj和Howard吗?Possibly, but unverified.可能是，未经查证。Will you just let us in.让我们进去行不行。Luckily for you, this is not a nuclear reactor.算你们走运，这里不是核反应堆。 So whatd you

22、get the birthday boy?你们给生日主角准备了什么？Well, Raj got him an awesome, limited edition Dark Knight sculptureRaj给他准备了一个非常棒的限量版暗夜骑士人形玩偶，based on Alex Rosss definitive Batman.基于Alex Ross确认的蝙蝠侠形象 （ 以画超级英雄著称的美国漫画家）。And I got him this amazing autographed copy我给他的是费曼物理讲义，of The Feynman Lectures on Physics.是亲笔署名的，

23、绝对令人惊喜。 Nice. I got him a sweater.不错，我给他的是件毛衣。Okay, well, he might like that. Ive seen him get chilly.他可能会喜欢的，我看到他打过寒颤。Sheldon, I didnt see your present.Sheldon我还没看到你的礼物呢。s because I didnt bring one.因为我没准备。 Why not?Dont ask.别问了。The entire institution of gift-giving makes no sense.互赠礼物的机制根本毫无意义，Too l

24、ate. 太晚了。s say I go out假设我出去了，and I spend $50 on you. Its a laborious activity然后为你花了50美元，这纯粹是费力的活动，because I have to imagine what you need,我还得考虑你需要什么，whereas you know what you need.然而只有你知道你需要什么。Now, I could simplify things- just give you the $50 directly,那么我可以把事情简化. 直接给你那50美元。and then you could give

25、 me $50然后你会在我生日时给我50美元。on my birthday, and so on, until one of us dies,如此反复，直到我们中的一人死去。leaving the other one old and $50 richer.另一个老家伙就会比这人富有50美元。And I ask you, is it worth it?我问你这样有好处吗?Told you not to ask.告诉你别问了。Sheldon ,You are his friend.Sheldon你是他的朋友。Friends give each other presents.朋友之间会赠送礼物的。I accept your premise, I reject your conclusion.我接受你的前提但拒绝接受你的结论。Try telling him its a non-optional social convention.告诉他这是不可选择的社会习俗。What? 什么?Just do it.就这样说。s a non-optional. social convention.这是不可选择的. 社会习俗。Oh. F