老友记第八季英文剧本Word文件下载.docx

1、! Guys! Im not pregnant. Ah. （To Chandler） Slow swimmers? （Chandler looks at him.） What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant? You didnt tell anybody I was did you? No! （Pause） Ill be right back. （Exits.） Now why dont we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier. （To Joey） Oh, about that. J

2、oey, you have to change before the party. I cant! I-I dont have any other clothes here. Find some! Please! Anything that doesnt say I-I died tragically in France. （Joey leaves to find clothes.） Well then why dont we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids.Phoebe: Okay. （Phoebe and Rachel join

3、 Monica and Chandler on the altar.） Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you werent pregnant? Because Im not. We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant（She sees Rachel shaking her head）Its because I am.（Flash, the photographer takes a picture of Monica and Chandlers stunned faces.）Chandle

4、r: What are you talking about? Yes, II am with child. （Flash） And I didnt want to say anything because its your day; I didnt want to steal your thunder. Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant? （Flash） Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember? Whos the father? Yeah! I cant

5、 say. Why? Why not? I cant say because hes famous.Rachel: Oh my God, who is it? （Phoebe rolls her eyes.） Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us. Okay, okay. Its James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby. As in Barbara Streisands husband James Brolin? Well he never said that to me!Opening Cre

6、dits The Wedding Hall, continued from earlier. Why dont we have Monica step away and well get Chandler and the bridemaids. How about just the bridemaids? Yknow I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal. It is. For you. （Chandler leaves.） Oh, thank you for doing that. I just cant deal wi

7、th this just quite yet. So instead you told me Monica was pregnant. You said that she was, I just didnt disagree with you. Sneaky. Oh yeah. Smile ladies. Oh! （They smile and the picture is taken.） Oh by the way? Uh-hmm. James Brolin? Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr.

8、 and then I remembered hes gay. Ed Begley Jr. is not gay. （intrigued） Really? The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.Bandleader: Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing!（They enter.） Before

9、we go out there Ive got a present for ya. Honey, Im going to put my hand in your pocket! No? No. Ive been taking dancing lessons. Yeah, the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you will never forget. Oh that is so sweet! So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife? Y

10、es.（They walk onto the dance floor and Chandler slips and almost falls.） Whats the matter? I dont know, its these new shoes, theyre all slippery. Well, are you going to be able to do this? Not well.（They start dancing and Chandler starts slipping around.） Well, the good news is, I dont think anyones

11、 looking at us.Cut to Phoebe and Rachel at their table. So, are you ready to talk about it?（Pause） Now? Okay, well talk about something else then. Thank you. Ugh! Look honey yknow what? I havent told him yet, so until I do I dont think I should tell anybody else. Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it

12、Tag? Phoebe! Okay, Im sorry. Ill stop. Is it Ross? Its Ross isnt itOh my God, its Joey! Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him. Ah-hah! At least we know its a him.Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit. （seeing him） Oh sweet Lord. Im sorry! Okay? I went down to the

13、gift shop and its either this or a bathrobe! Look, whats more important, the way Im dressed or me being with you on your special day? Honey, Im not even going to pretend I was listening. （Sees someone else.） Hey! Hey! （Goes over to that person.）Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to s

14、ee which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing. Hi. Im uh, Im Ross. I dont, I dont believe weve met. Im Monicas older brother.Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant. Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. （He uses his card to mouth those words.） （Pause） Mona, wow what a, w

15、hat a beautiful name.Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it. Aw come on, Mona Lisa? Uh-huh. Mona ummClickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no shes uhwell shes dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world. Really? Well see? I never knew about her. Linda Clickcl

16、ocken. （Pause） So what uh, what-what table are you at? （She shows him.） Oh, uh me too. Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name. （sexily） Yes there will. （Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.） Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if it

17、s all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her. Thats better, now just bend your arms a little more. There you go. Okay, look straight ahead. Now this time I want you to really put

18、your ass into it. （They do a practice swing and she really puts her ass into it.）Cut to Chandler sitting down near Joey as his mom walks over. His birth mother, not the mother who recently visited one of those clinics in Sweden.Mrs. Bing: Chandler darling! Look, my date has finally arrived. Id like

19、you to meet Dennis Phillips.Dennis Phillips: Congratulations. Dennis is a dear old friend and a fantastic lover. Bravo Dennis thanks for pleasing my mother so. Oh, Im so sorry I missed the ceremony, I was stuck at auditions. Oh yes, Dennis is directing a new Broadway show. I dont believe weve met, J

20、oey Tribbiani. Dennis Phillips Wow, Ive admired your work for years. You-youve done some really amazing stuff. Oh, thank you. Well if youll excuse me, Im gonna go get myself a drink. Be back in a moment. （Walks away.） Wow Dennis Phillips! Thats great! How did you guys meet? Well, its a funny story.

21、Funny: ha-ha or funny: （Mimes blowing his brain out.）Time lapse. The band is finishing another song. Thank you, thank you very much. If everyone will please take your seats, dinner will be served.（Ross starts looking for table six and finds out that its the kids table. He sees Mona sitting at anothe

22、r table.） Uh, I thought, I thought you were at table six. No, nine. （Shows him the card again.） Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way （he turns her hand upside down） which uh, which was misleading. Well Im （He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare a

23、t him.） Hello.Cut to the hallway, Chandler is putting tape on the bottom of his shoes. Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and th

24、ats just for ugly people. What size shoes do you wear? Uh, eleven, eleven and a half. Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume? Uh, I dont even really know where I left those. Sorry. （looking at Joeys feet） Those arent eleven

25、 and a half. Okay fine! Im a seven! All right, I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good, Ill show ya!Cut to Monica and Rachel at their table. Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant? Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now? This is so huge. Sure, but come on, as big as

26、your wedding? Of course not nothing is. Between me and you Yeah. in this day and age how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant? Yknow, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything theyre supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through! How? I dont know! Maybe they have tools. Well I-I talked to and uh, shes definitely going to have this baby. Yknow, she said she was gonna raise it on her own. Well, maybe thats, maybe thats really brave. Maybe. I just hope she realizes