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Guys!

I’mnotpregnant.

Ah.（ToChandler）Slowswimmers?

（Chandlerlooksathim.）

Whatdoyoumean?

You-you-you’renotpregnant?

Youdidn’ttellanybodyIwasdidyou?

No!

（Pause）I’llberightback.（Exits.）

Nowwhydon’twegetashotofjustMonicaandthebloodysoldier.

（ToJoey）Oh,aboutthat.Joey,youhavetochangebeforetheparty.

Ican’t!

I-Idon’thaveanyotherclotheshere.

Findsome!

Please!

Anythingthatdoesn’tsayI-IdiedtragicallyinFrance.（Joeyleavestofindclothes.）

Wellthenwhydon’tweseethebrideandthegroomandthebridemaids.

Phoebe:

Okay.（PhoebeandRacheljoinMonicaandChandleronthealtar.）HeyMon,whydidyoutelltheguysyouweren’tpregnant?

BecauseI’mnot.

Wefoundyourtestinthetrash,ifyou’renotpregnant—（SheseesRachelshakingherhead）—It’sbecauseIam.

（Flash,thephotographertakesapictureofMonicaandChandler’sstunnedfaces.）

Chandler:

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Yes,I…Iamwithchild.（Flash）AndIdidn’twanttosayanythingbecauseit’syourday;

Ididn’twanttostealyourthunder.

Waitaminute!

SoyoutoldpeopleIwaspregnant?

（Flash）DoesthislooklikeaconversationthatIwanttoremember?

Who’sthefather?

Yeah!

Ican’tsay.

Why?

Whynot?

Ican’tsaybecausehe’sfamous.

Rachel:

OhmyGod,whoisit?

（Phoeberollshereyes.）

Phoebe,comeon,youhavetotellus.

Okay,okay.It’sJamesBrolin.JamesBrolinisthefatherofmybaby.

AsinBarbaraStreisand’shusbandJamesBrolin?

Wellheneversaidthattome!

OpeningCredits

TheWeddingHall,continuedfromearlier.]

Whydon’twehaveMonicastepawayandwe’llgetChandlerandthebridemaids.

Howaboutjustthebridemaids?

Y’knowIamthegroomright?

Iwastolditwaskindabigdeal.

Itis.

Foryou.（Chandlerleaves.）

Oh,thankyoufordoingthat.Ijustcan’tdealwiththisjustquiteyet.

SoinsteadyoutoldmeMonicawaspregnant.

Yousaidthatshewas,Ijustdidn’tdisagreewithyou.

Sneaky.

Ohyeah.

Smileladies.

Oh!

（Theysmileandthepictureistaken.）Ohbytheway?

Uh-hmm.

JamesBrolin?

Oh,Iknow.Icouldonlythinkoftwonames,himandEdBegleyJr.andthenIrememberedhe’sgay.

EdBegleyJr.isnotgay.

（intrigued）Really?

TheReceptionHall,thepartyisinfullswing.]

Bandleader:

Thankyouverymuch!

Ladiesandgentlemen,itgivesmegreatpleasuretointroducetoyoufortheveryfirsttime,Mr.andMrs.ChandlerBing!

（Theyenter.）

BeforewegooutthereI’vegotapresentforya.

Honey,I’mgoingtoputmyhandinyourpocket!

No?

No.

I’vebeentakingdancinglessons.

Yeah,thelastsixweeks.Iwantedthistobeamomentyouwillneverforget.

Ohthatissosweet!

So?

Wouldyoucaretojoinmeinourfirstdanceashusbandandwife?

Yes.

（TheywalkontothedancefloorandChandlerslipsandalmostfalls.）

What’sthematter?

Idon’tknow,it’sthesenewshoes,they’reallslippery.

Well,areyougoingtobeabletodothis?

Notwell.

（TheystartdancingandChandlerstartsslippingaround.）

Well,thegoodnewsis,Idon’tthinkanyone’slookingatus.

[CuttoPhoebeandRachelattheirtable.]

So,areyoureadytotalkaboutit?

（Pause）

Now?

Okay,we’lltalkaboutsomethingelsethen.

Thankyou.

Ugh!

Lookhoneyy’knowwhat?

Ihaven’ttoldhimyet,sountilIdoIdon’tthinkIshouldtellanybodyelse.

Yeah.That’sfine.That’sfair.IsitTag?

Phoebe!

Okay,I’msorry.I’llstop.

IsitRoss?

It’sRossisn’tit—OhmyGod,it’sJoey!

Honey,stopit!

IamnotgoingtotellyouuntilItellhim.

Ah-hah!

Atleastweknowit’sahim.

[CuttoJoeyenteringwearingapreppytennisoutfit.]

（seeinghim）OhsweetLord.

I’msorry!

Okay?

Iwentdowntothegiftshopandit’seitherthisorabathrobe!

Look,what’smoreimportant,thewayI’mdressedormebeingwithyouonyourspecialday?

Honey,I’mnotevengoingtopretendIwaslistening.（Seessomeoneelse.）Hey!

Hey!

（Goesovertothatperson.）

[Cuttothehallwayoutsidetheroom,Rossisgoingtoseewhichtablehe’satandseesabeautifulwomandoingthesamething.]

Hi.I’muh,I’mRoss.Idon’t,Idon’tbelievewe’vemet.I’mMonica’solderbrother.

Woman:

Ohhi,I’m,I’mMonafromherrestaurant.

Hellouh,Monafromherrestaurant.（Heuseshiscardtomouththosewords.）（Pause）Mona,wowwhata,whatabeautifulname.

Mona:

Youthinkso?

I’vealwayskindahatedit.

Awcomeon,MonaLisa?

Uh-huh.

Monaumm…Clickclocken.Thefamousbotanist?

Huh?

Ohnoshe’suh—wellshe’sdeadnow.No,supposedlyshewasoncequitethehottieoftheplantworld.

Really?

Wellsee?

Ineverknewabouther.

LindaClickclocken.（Pause）Sowhatuh,what-whattableareyouat?

（Sheshowshim.）Oh,uhmetoo.

Ohgood.Nowthere’llbesomeonetherewholikesmyname.

（sexily）Yestherewill.（MonaleavesandRosstriestofindthesametable.）Ohguesswhat,MollyGilbertyou’vejustbeenbumpeduptotableone.Andifit’sallrightwithyouI’mgonnatakeyourplaceattablesix—MartinClickclocken.

[CutbackinsidetoJoeygivingabeautifulwomanatennislessonbystandingbehindher.]

That’sbetter,nowjustbendyourarmsalittlemore.Thereyougo.Okay,lookstraightahead.NowthistimeIwantyoutoreallyputyourassintoit.（Theydoapracticeswingandshereallyputsherassintoit.）

[CuttoChandlersittingdownnearJoeyashismomwalksover.Hisbirthmother,notthemotherwhorecentlyvisitedoneofthoseclinicsinSweden.]

Mrs.Bing:

Chandlerdarling!

Look,mydatehasfinallyarrived.I’dlikeyoutomeetDennisPhillips.

DennisPhillips:

Congratulations.

Dennisisadearoldfriendandafantasticlover.

BravoDennisthanksforpleasingmymotherso.

Oh,I’msosorryImissedtheceremony,Iwasstuckatauditions.

Ohyes,DennisisdirectinganewBroadwayshow.

Idon’tbelievewe’vemet,JoeyTribbiani.

DennisPhillips

Wow,I’veadmiredyourworkforyears.You-you’vedonesomereallyamazingstuff.

Oh,thankyou.Wellifyou’llexcuseme,I’mgonnagogetmyselfadrink.Bebackinamoment.（Walksaway.）

WowDennisPhillips!

That’sgreat!

Howdidyouguysmeet?

Well,it’safunnystory.

Funny:

ha-haorfunny:

（Mimesblowinghisbrainout.）

[Timelapse.Thebandisfinishinganothersong.]

Thankyou,thankyouverymuch.Ifeveryonewillpleasetakeyourseats,dinnerwillbeserved.

（Rossstartslookingfortablesixandfindsoutthatit’sthekid’stable.HeseesMonasittingatanothertable.）

Uh,Ithought,Ithoughtyouwereattablesix.

No,nine.（Showshimthecardagain.）

Ohsee,beforeyouuh,whenyoushowedittomeyou-youhelditthatway（heturnsherhandupsidedown）whichuh,whichwasmisleading.WellI’m…（Hegoesatsitsdownathisnewtableandthekidsstareathim.）Hello.

[Cuttothehallway,Chandlerisputtingtapeonthebottomofhisshoes.]

Chandler.WillyouseeifyourmomcangivemyresumetoDennisPhillips?

‘CauseifIcangetinaBroadwayshowthenIwould’vedoneitall,film,television,andtheater.Theonlythinkleftwouldberadio,andthat’sjustforuglypeople.

Whatsizeshoesdoyouwear?

Uh,eleven,elevenandahalf.

Great,becausemyshoesaregivingmealittleproblemonthedancefloor,canIborrowthebootsfromyourcostume?

Uh,Idon’tevenreallyknowwhereIleftthose.Sorry.

（lookingatJoey’sfeet）Thosearen’televenandahalf.

Okayfine!

I’maseven!

Allright,Ihavesurprisinglysmallfeet.Buttherestofmeisgood,I’llshowya!

[CuttoMonicaandRachelattheirtable.]

CanyoubelievePhoebegotpregnant?

Ohy’knowwhathoney?

Let’snottalkaboutthatrightnow?

Thisissohuge.

Sure,butcomeon,asbigasyourwedding?

Ofcoursenotnothingis.Betweenmeandyou…

Yeah.

…inthisdayandagehowdumbdoyouhavetobetogetpregnant?

Y’know,sometimesyoucandoeverythingright,everyonecanweareverythingthey’resupposedtowear,andoneofthoselittleguysjustgetsthrough!

How?

Idon’tknow!

Maybetheyhavetools.

WellI-Italkedtoanduh,she’sdefinitelygoingtohavethisbaby.Y’know,shesaidshewasgonnaraiseitonherown.

Well,maybethat’s,maybethat’sreallybrave.

Maybe.Ijusthopesherealizes