老友记第二季笔记203TheOneWhereMrHecklesDies.docx

1、老友记第二季笔记203TheOneWhereMrHecklesDiesThe One Where Mr. Heckles DiesOriginally written by Michael Curtis and Greg MalinsTrascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen203海先生之死 钱德说现女友鼻孔大得可以看见她的脑汁儿所以甩掉了她 他总是善于用这种表面化的理由来逃避真正的男女关系。 海先生又上楼来抱怨噪音太大，吵到他的鸟儿了（他真的喂鸟了吗？） 菲比、瑞秋和乔伊模仿珍妮丝。

2、 海先生死了，手里仍然握着扫帚。 很显然他是在捅楼顶抗议时猝死的。 菲比不相信进化论，这可急坏了罗斯； 他相信作为科研人员他有义务对菲比进行科普教育。 律师前来宣布，瑞秋和莫妮卡继承海先生的全部遗产； 清理遗产时，大伙发现海先生年轻时相当有趣。 钱德意识到自己和海先生惊人的相似，而闷闷不乐。 为了不像海先生一样在抑郁孤独中终老此生，他抓起他最后的救命稻草，打电话给珍妮丝 没想到珍妮丝已经等不及他，和别人结婚并且有孕了。 瑞秋看上了海先生的贝壳台灯，莫妮卡说“我的”公寓里已经有台灯够用了， 瑞秋埋怨莫妮卡并没有把她当成自家人。CHANDLER: Hey.MONICA: So how was Jo

3、an?CHANDLER: I broke up with her. Ross:Dont tell me,because of the big nostril thing?nostril n.鼻孔CHANDLER: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.sneeze n.喷嚏vi.打喷嚏RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge.CHANDLER: Im tellin you, she leaned back向后倾斜, I could see her brain.MONICA: How

4、 many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things?insignificant adj.无关紧要的，可忽略的，无意义的JOEY: Hold it慢着 hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but

5、she had the biggest Adams apple. It made me nuts.side with v.与(某人)站在同一边, 和(某人)抱同样的见解/kisser n.接吻的人/ Adams apple n.喉结/nuts adj.热衷的, 发狂的,恶心的int.呸, 胡说CHANDLER: You or me?ROSS: I got it. Uh, Joey, women dont have Adams apples.JOEY: You guys are messin with me, right?mess with v.搞糟,干扰 to唬弄ALL: Yeah.JOEY:

6、 That was a good one真是个不错的笑话. For a second there*, I was like, whoa.PHOEBE: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.name vt.命名, 提名, 叫出, 指定CHANDLER: Maureen Rosilla.ROSS: Not hating Yanni is not a real正当的 reason.Yanni:老友们要求钱德勒举出一个他以正当理由提出分手的人，钱德勒说了一个名字，但罗斯马上说：“不恨雅尼并不算一个真正的理由。”雅尼是一

7、个希腊籍的钢琴师，他曾经在中国的紫禁城演出过。但由于他没有受过什么正规的音乐训练，因此一些比较正宗的乐迷都不太喜欢他，钱德勒显然就讨厌他，因此他甩掉了不太讨厌雅尼的女友。 (knock)MONICA: Hello, Mr. Heckles.MR. HECKLES: Youre doing it again.MONICA: Were not doing anything.MR. HECKLES: Youre stomping重踏. Its disturbing my birds.RACHEL: You dont have birds.MR. HECKLES: I could have birds

8、.MONICA: Ok, Mr. Heckles, well try to keep it down.keep down v.卧下, 镇压, 控制, 缩减, 保留MR. HECKLES: Thank you. Im going to rejoin再加入 my dinner party.RACHEL: All right, bye-bye.CHANDLER: Ok, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasnt about being picky.picky adj.吹毛求疵的, 好挑剔的, 过分讲究的ROSS: Well give y

9、ou Janice我同意是Janice.PHOEBE: I miss Janice though. Hello, Chandler Bing.RACHEL: Oh, my, god.JOEY: Oh, Chandler, now, now, thats it. There, faster!MONICA: Stop with the broom扫帚, were not making noise.RACHEL: We won. We won!MONICA: Mr. Heckles.RACHEL: How did this happen?MR. TREEGER: He musta been swee

10、pin. They found a broom in his hand.MONICA: Thats terrible.MR. TREEGER: I know. I was sweepin yesterday. It coulda been me.ROSS: Sure, sweepin. You never know.MR. TREEGER: You never know.PHOEBE: Ok, its very faint微弱, but I can still sense him in the building. Go into the light进入光芒, Mr. Heckles!Go in

11、to the light现身吧！CHANDLER: Ok, Phoebe.PHOEBE: Im sorry, but sometimes they need help. Thats fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, therere a lot of things that I dont believe in, but that doesnt mean theyre not true.scoff v.轻蔑地说, 嘲笑（+at）, 嘲弄, 贪吃, 狼吞虎咽JOEY: Such as?PHOEBE: Like crop circles, or the Bermu

12、da triangle, or evolution?crop circle n.麦田里的怪圈/Bermuda triangle百慕大三角洲/evolution n.进化，进化论/ Crop circles，the Bermuda triangle菲比说有些事情她虽然不相信，但并非说一定是不正确的。她举了三个例子：比如麦田怪圈(Crop circles)、百幕大三角(the Bermuda triangle)或者进化论。麦田怪圈是西方一些麦田突然出现巨大的怪圈，有人相信这背后有神秘力量。百幕大三角也是一个传说神秘力量聚集的地方。但菲比举了达尔文进化论的例子，这遭到了绝对相信科学的罗斯的竭力反对。

13、 ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you dont, uh, you dont believe in evolution?PHOEBE: Nah. Not really.ROSS: You dont believe in evolution?PHOEBE: I dont know, its just, you know.monkeys, Darwin, you know, its a, its a nice story, I just think its a little too easy.ROSS: Too easy? Too.The process of eve

14、ry living thing on this planet evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms, too easy?evolve v.发展，使发展，进化/single-celled organisms单细胞生物/organism n.生物体, 有机体PHOEBE: Yeah, I just dont buy it.buy it 放弃，被杀 to相信，买帐/buy v.同意，相信ROSS: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy进化论并不是信不信由你, P

15、hoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity地心引力.PHOEBE: Ok, dont get me started on gravity.ROSS: You uh, you dont believe in gravity?PHOEBE: Well, its not so much that you know, like I dont believe in it, you know, its just.I dont know, lately I get the feeling that Im not so much being pulled down被拉下 as I am being pushed被压迫.(knock)CHANDLER: Uh-Oh. Its Isaac Newton, and hes pissed.piss n.v.尿/pissed adj.愤怒的，醉的/ Isaac Newton: 怪怪的菲比在说她对科学真理的怀疑时，她说她也不一定相信重力，因为有时她倒下 去时并没有感到有人在推自己那种强大的力量。钱德勒