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1、病从口入，祸从口出A close mouth catches no flies 病急乱投医Make rush decisions 不比不知道，一比吓一跳No better than dont know, than a start 不吃黄连，不知啥叫苦Dont eat rhizoma coptidis, dont know what to complain 不吃馒头争（蒸）口汽t eat steamed bread for （braize） mouth steam 不吃羊肉惹身臊t eat mutton provoked SAO body 不打不相识Not dozen dont know eac

2、h other 不打无把握之仗t play battle you are not sure of winning 不打无准备之仗Should fight no battle unprepared 不当家不知柴米贵t take charge of dont know your fuel 不到黄河心不死Ambition never dies 不费吹灰之力Cake 不分青红皂白Indiscriminate 不够塞牙缝的Not enough plug of his teeth 不管三七二十一Willy-nilly 不见棺材不落泪Disappear coffin not to shed tears 不见

3、兔子不撒鹰See no rabbit and the eagle 不见真佛不烧香Not really Buddha not burning incense 不进山门不受戒Not into the gate 不经一事，不长一智No pain no gain 不看僧面看佛面Watch SengMian see FoMian 不可不信，不可全信Letter from, do not believe all 不可同日而语Cannot be mentioned in the same breath 不拉屎占茅坑t move bowels of pit 不怕不识货，就怕货比货Fear not ShiHuo

4、, afraid goods than goods 不怕慢，就怕站Not afraid slow, and they were afraid to stand 不怕没好事，就怕没好人Fear not good, afraid not good man 不怕人不敬，就怕己不正Hard not afraid, afraid himself is not right 不怕一万，就怕万一Ten thousand not afraid, afraid of one thousand 不怕贼偷，就怕贼惦心Not afraid thief steal, afraid thief heart dian 不求同

5、日生，只愿同日死Not the same day with the students, only wish to the death 不入虎穴，焉得虎子Nothing venture, nothing gain 不食人间烟火The mortal 不是省油的灯Not the lamp of fuel economy 不是鱼死，就是网破Death is not a fish, is nets torn 不是冤家不聚头Not JuTou not friends 不死也扒成皮Deathless also grilled conversion 不听老人言，吃亏在眼前t listen to the old

6、 man said, suffer in at the moment 不养儿不知父母恩t keep son dont know parents grace 不在话下Isnt 不知道哪头炕热t know which head kang hot 不知哪块云彩下雨t know where the cloud of rain 不知天高地厚Would never know 不撞南墙不回头t bump south wall and not looking back 苍蝇不叮没缝的蛋The fly does not bite the eggs didnt sew 操心不见老Worry was not old

7、 拆东墙，补西墙For, BuXiQiang 常骂不惊，常打不怕Often scold not jing, often dozen not afraid 常说口里顺，常做手不笨Often said the mouth, often do hand is not stupid 常在河边站，哪有不湿鞋Often in the river stand, which have not wet shoes 长他人志气，灭自己威风Long others ambition, put yourself down 长叹不如慢磨Legend as slow grind 长添灯草满添油Long DengCao fu

8、ll add oil added 唱对台戏ChangDuiTaiXi 朝中有人好做官Some of the good in rank 炒豆众人吃，炸锅一人事They ate Fried bean, a wespecial personnel 车到山前必有路In the end things will mend the car 扯淡 陈芝麻烂谷子Like hell Chen sesame lousy millet 撑死胆大的，饿死胆小的Support dead daring, starve a timid 成人不自在，自在不成人Adults dont comfortable, comfortab

9、le not adults 成事不足，败事有余Cant you do anything rights failure 成者王侯败者贼The loser thief into a case 秤杆离不开秤铊ChengGan cannot leave the scales thallium 秤有头高头低Scales have head gao tou2 low 秤铊虽小压千斤Scale is small pressure one thousand jins thallium 吃饱了撑的Fill the hold 吃别人嚼过的馍不香Eats others have chewed buns not sw

10、eet 吃不了兜着走Prostrate 吃错了耗子药Wrong a mouse medicine to eat 吃定心丸Eat this 吃饭想撑死，干活怕累死Eat want to support dead, work be afraid dead tired 吃力不讨好A need 吃了豹子胆Eat a leopard bravery 吃了迷混药Eat fan mix medicine 吃了枪药了Eat a medicine 吃人不吐骨头Eat people dont spit bones 吃人饭，拉狗屎People eat rice, pull shit 吃人家的嘴短，拿人家的手软Eat

11、 the somebody elses mouth short, take a somebody else of thine hands be slack 吃人家饭，受人家管People eat rice, the somebody else tube 吃软不吃硬ChiRuanBuChiYing 吃哑巴亏Eat grievances 吃着碗里的，望着锅里的Eating a bowl, looking at the pot 丑话说在前头Warn before him 丑媳妇早晚也得见公婆Ugly daughter-in-law morning and evening to also get to

12、 see her 初一一回十五一回The first time 15 once 出多少汗，吃多少饭Much sweat, how much to eat bread 出家人不说在家话Family not say words at home 出水才见两腿泥Only saw two legs mud water 出头的橼子先烂S Yuan son first lousy 穿新鞋走老路Wear new shoes the beaten track 穿一条裤子Wearing a pair of pants 船到桥头自然直The ship bridge till you come to it 船家的孩子

13、会浮水IP children may be floating 窗户纸一点就破ChuangHuZhi a point is broken 吹胡子瞪眼Glaring 此地无银三百两There is no silver three hundred and twenty 此时无声胜有声This time silent-audio 此一时，彼一时Its circumstances alter cases 聪明一世，糊涂一时No man is wise at all times 从刀尖上爬过来的From the point of the climb over to 从小离娘，到大话长Since the c

14、hildhood from niang, to big long 打不着狐狸惹身骚Play not provoke the fox body says 打不着野狼打家狗A dog is not a Wolf 打柴的不能跟放羊的走The wood-cutters cant go with the sheep 打倒不如说倒Down as down 打灯笼找不着Play lanterns cant find it 打掉门牙往肚里咽Front teeth knocked out to swallow in belly 打狗还得看主人A dog will have to see master 打虎不成反

15、被虎伤The injury was not dozen tiger tiger 打酒向提瓶子的要钱DaJiu to mention the bottle to money 打开窗户说亮话Open the window hear it straight 打开天窗说亮话Sang the same 打破砂锅问到底Breaking what casserole 打如意算盘Count your chickens before they are hatched 打铁还需本身硬Strike while the iron is still need itself is hard 打退堂鼓backpedal 打

16、瞎子，骂哑巴A blind man, scold mute 打一巴掌，给个甜枣Play slap, give a TianZao 打肿脸充胖子Get beyond your depth 打着灯笼找不着Dozen lanterns can大白天说梦话In broad daylight say talk in a dream 大白天做梦In broad daylight dream 大海里捞针A needle in the sea 大路朝天，各走半边The road toward the god, goes a half 大门不出，二门不迈The gate, ErMen not exceed 大难

17、不死survived 大事化小，小事化了To dwindle, consequence 大树底下好乘凉A good tree is a good shelter 大眼瞪小眼Looking at the small eye 大意失荆州The state lost 大丈夫能屈能伸The boughs that bear most hang lowest 胆小不得将军做Timid general may not do 当地生姜不辣Local ginger not hot 当耳旁风Feel heart-broken 当面鼓对面锣In the face of a drum opposite gongs

18、当面是人，背后是鬼In the face of a man is, is behind the demons 当着矬子不说短话In the presence of the CuoZi dont say the short words 刀架脖子上Knife her neck 刀快不怕脖子粗Knife fast not afraid thick neck 刀枪药虽好，不破手为高Spear medicine is good, not broken hand is high 刀子嘴，豆付心More bark, bean pay heart 到什么山上唱什么歌What the mountain to s

19、ing what songs 到什么时候说什么话To when to say what 得便宜卖乖MaiGuai cheaper 得理不让人Right to not let a person 得了便宜卖乖MaiGuai got cheaper 得饶人处且饶人Have to offender 低头不见抬头见Bowed their heads and not see rise see 地在人种，事在人为In race, it all depends on human effort 点腊烛不知油价Some wax candle dont know oil prices 爹死娘嫁人，各人顾各人Dad

20、died niang to marry, regard each every man 丁是丁，卯是卯Stand, a spade a spade 顶风臭十里Into the smelly miles 丢下嘴里的肉，去等河里的鱼Leave the flesh of his mouth, wait the fish in the river 东一榔头，西一棒子East a hammer, west a bonzi 斗大字不识一升Dou big character a litre 豆付掉到灰堆里Bean pay off to the ashes 豆付一方扁担一条Bean FuYiFang a pol

21、e 肚子疼怨灶王爷The stomach blame the kitchen god 端人家碗，受人家管End the somebody else bowl, the somebody else tube 断了线的风筝Breaking line kite 对事不对人To things not people 多一事不如少一事The more than the less 躲了初一，躲不了十五Hide the beginning a, hide not 15 躲雨跳到河里Shelter from the rain to the river 恶人先告状First the wicked heads 儿不

22、嫌母丑，狗不嫌家贫Son dont think mother ugly, dogs dont think GuPin 儿大不由娘Son not big niang 儿女情长，英雄气短ErNvQingChang, hero shortness of breath 耳听为虚，眼见为实Ears, seeing is believing 二一添作五Kick-out add five 翻脸不认人Fall out does not know 反其道而行之On the contrary 反咬一口Never a 方是真的，药是假的Party is really, medicine is false 房顶开门，

23、灶坑打井The roof open the door, fire pump 防君子不防小人The gentleman not to prevent a mean person 放长线钓大鱼Put a long term go to catch the big fish 放屁砸了脚后跟Fart smashed the heel 肥的瘦的一锅煮Fat thin YiGuoZhu 肥水不流外人田WaiRenTian water dont flow 费力不讨好Do not please painfully effort 费了九牛二虎之力The fee to translate 风里来，雨里去FengL

24、iLai, rain 佛烧一炷香，人争一口气Buddha and wick sweet, people for a sigh of relief 福不双降，祸不单行F no double down, when it rains, it pours 该吃九升，不吃一斗This eat nine rises, dont eat a fights 干打雷不下雨GanDaLei dont rain 干的早不如干的巧Do as the early dry coincidence 干活不由东，累死也无功Work is not the east, dead tired and reactive 甘蔗没有两头

25、甜No two head sweet cane 赶鸭子上架Driving a duck act 赶早不赶晚Catch not cast out late 敢怒不敢言Dare to speak up anger 刚出狼窝，又入虎口Just out of the den, and into the escaping 胳膊拧不过大腿Arm twist but the thigh 胳膊肘往外扭Elbow to the twist 隔墙有耳Walls have ears 隔行如隔山An interlacing as foster 各打五十大板All play big board 50 各人的梦各人圆His dream each round 给个棒棰就当针Give a great accouterment-shaver just when the needle 给脸不要脸Face to face 功到自然成Work to nature to become 恭敬不如从命If you insist 公道不公道，自有天知道Justice is not reasonable, the innate goodness knows 公鸡下蛋，母鸡打鸣The cock lay eggs, and the hens crow 公说公有理，婆说婆有理Male