1、Congratulations.Youre now an idiot in two languages.Shhhh.!卬ot in front of the K-l-D-G!These little guys love me! Right, Billy?Dont make me eat you!Funny, kid!Thats why theyre called kids!I told you Sid.Youre not qualified to run a camp.Oh! Since when do qualifications have anything to do with child
2、care.?Besides, these kids look up to me.Im a role model to them!I can see that.You guys never think I can do anything.but Im an equal member of this herd!I made this herd.!.and you need to start treating me with some respect!Come on! Sid!Sid! We were just kidding!s play pin the tail on the mammoth!C
3、an you stop!m gonna get some respect!ll show em!And so, in the end.the little burro reached his mommy.and they lived happily ever after.Good job!Question! Why does the burro go home?Why doesnt he stay with the rabbit?Because. He wanted to be with his familyI think he should go with the girl burro!.T
4、hats a better love story!OK! Well, when you tell your burro story, thats what hell do.Burro is a demeaning name.Technically, its called a wild ass!Fine. The wild ass boy came home.to his wild ass mother.See! Thats why I called it a burro!Could the burro have a grazing problem?- That would make him m
5、ore.relatable. -Boring!s not believable!- Do burrows eat their young? - Its not a very satisfying ending!Sometimes I throw up!They lived happily ever after.You cant get more satisfying than that!One big happy family!s the way it supposed to be!Then, wheres your big, happy family?Then.the hungry tige
6、r eat the pesky little kids!- You ok, buddy? - Sure, why not?- I just thought you. - Storytimes over.the end!- Out of the way! Run for your lives! - Hey, watch it!Wheres everybody going?The worlds coming to an end!What are you talking about?Fast Tony! He says the worlds going to flood!Folks,I hold i
7、n my hand a device so powerful.it can actually pull air.right out of the sky!Gather round.gather round!Pardon me, do you have gills maam?So you cant breathe under water?My assistant here will demonstrate!Hey, I can smell the ocean!What are you doing.?I cant sell that now.!You suck air through your m
8、outh you moron!If youre a pupil of mine, and Im starting instruction.youll have plenty of air for eons to come!Of course, dont stay buried!Why are you scaring everybody with this doomsday stuff?m trying to make a living here pal.s all part of my weather forecast!The day outlook is calling for intens
9、e flooding, followed by.the end of the world.!With a slight chance of patchy sunshine.later in the week Dont listen to him.Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape!Are you making an offer?I mean no! I would not!Havent you heard? The ice is melting!You see this ground? Its covered in iceA thou
10、sand years ago it was covered in ice.A thousand years from now.it will still be ice!Say, buddy.not to cast aspersions on your survival instincts, but.havent mammoths pretty much gone extinct?m talking about you being the last of your kind!Ahh! Your breath smells like ants!Be as that as it may.Whens
11、the last time you saw another mammoth?Ah!t pay any attention to him MannyMammoths cant go extinct.they are the biggest things on earth!What about the dinosaurs?The dinosaurs got cocky!They made enemies! -Look!.some idiots going down the eviscerator!Please tell me thats not our cue!OK.Im goona jump o
12、n the count of !One.Two.t move a muscle! Were coming up!jump!.jump!.jump!.jump, jump, jump, jump!Sorry.Two and three one thousands.Two and four one thousands.What are you doing? Get down from there!No way! Im going to be the first to jump off the eviscerator.And then you guys are gonna have to start
13、.showing me some respect!You jump off this and the only respect youre gonna get.is respect for the dead!Come on Manny! Hes not that stupid.!But, Ive been wrong before!Geronimo!Hey, watch it!t breath.I think I just coughed up my spleen! Retract the claws please!Oh.right.sorry!You know, if I didnt kno
14、w you better Diego.d think youre afraid of the water.Ok.Ok! Good thing I know you better!Guys.!Fast Tony was right.!everything is melting!s all gonna flood.re gotta warn them.Maybe we can rapidly evolve into water creatures.s genius, Ed.Call me Squid.Gees.this whole things a piece of junk!t believe
15、I live here!What?I can breathe.I present you with this revolutionary gizmo, we call.Bark!s so buoyant, it actually floats!ll show you something that floats!Alright. its your funeral!You see! This is exactly what Im talking about!Giant balls of fury larva.the size of mammoths.raining from the sky! Go
16、 suck air through a reed!You gotta listen to him!s right about the flood!I am?I mean.uh.Yes, I am!Wait a minute! Youre the one who said.there wasnt going to be a flood!Why should we listen to you?Because we saw whats up there!The dams gonna break. The entire valley is gonna flood!Floods real alright
17、.and its coming fast!Look around!re in a bowl.!Bowls gonna to fill up.!Aint no way out.!What are we going to do?Unless, you can make it to the end of the valley.theres a boat.It can save ya!I dont see anything.Fine.You all better hurry.grounds melting.walls tumbling.rocks crumbing.survive that, and
18、youll be racing through water!coz in days time.s going to hit the geyser fields.Boom!There is some good news though!The more of you die.the better I eat!I didnt say it was good news for you.He must have been a real pleasure to have in class!Damn!Alright! You heard the scary vulture.s move out!Manny.
19、 Do you really think theres a boat?t know.But in a few days this place.is gonna to be a mile under water.If theres any hope.its that wayManny, lets go!Were got an overturned cliff on the far right lake.traffic is packed up as far as the eye can see.Ohhh! And it looks like there might be a fatality!I
20、 call the dark meat!Come on everybody! Lets go! Come on. Ce! Get in!Come on Granpa, come on! We have to go!Well, Im not leaving!I was born in this hole and Ill die in this hole!Do we have to bring this crap.?m sure theres crap where were going! This was a gift from my mother!- Ok! Keep it moving.kee
21、p it moving! - Manny, Manny!ve just heard youre going extinct! If you ever master hygiene.try working on sensativity!m not going extinct!Kids! Look.!The last mammoth!Well, you probably wont see another one of those again!See?Where is James?Stu! Come on! Stu!Lets blow this ice cube stand!Folks! Be th
22、e first in the valley to have your very own mobile home!Some day, when youre gonna sing.When you make us sing.- Shut up Sid! - Ok!Stop, hey-hey.Whats that sound.?- All the mammoths are in the ground. - Stop singing Sid!m gonna fall on you again! And this time I will kill you!Ok.someone doesnt like t
23、he classics!What if youre right?What if I am the last mammoth?But Manny,look on the bright side.you have us!Not your most persuasive argument, Sid!Mammoths?I knew I couldnt be the last one!I felt it in my trunk!This stinks!Sorry! My stomach.hates me!Well.Dont that put the stink in extinction!Whooa!S
24、heesh!Oooh.Nasty!Manny?I ah.I need to be alone for a while.You go on ahead.Ill catch up!One truly is the lonliest number.-Ow! -Ow!.Hey!Ohh.these work great!Cool!Missed me.missed me! Try and come and kiss me!ll get Which end is up?I dunno.That makes two!Hey, ugly!Ow!.Ive got to sit on that!Got you!m
25、going in!- Sid! - What?I felt some breeze in that one!Smile!Over here!- Surrender? - Never!If any one asks.there were of them.And.they were.rattlesnakes!Here kitty-kitty.Big mistakes you miscreants!Miscreants?Uh.Diego, theyre possum.Retreat!I guess its just you and me now.I knew it! I knew I wasnt t
26、he only one!Me too! Everyone falls out of the tree every now and then.they just dont admit it!Wait.what?Some of us have a tough time holding on to branchesI mean its not like were bats or something.We dont have wings to keep us up!And you were in the tree.because?I was looking for my brothers.They are always getting into trouble.Brothers? You mean theres more?Sure!.lots of usWhere?Everywhere.under rocks and holes in the ground.Usually we come out at night, so birds dont carry us off!Help! Help!Well!Shave me down and call me a mole-rat!re found another mammoth!
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