最终用稿(7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐).doc

1、Three visits to the cottage三顾茅庐Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three personsLiubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors（美dnt n. 看门人；守卫） in Caocaos corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious c

2、haracter ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubeis homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? Its so terrible!Liubei: Yu, its impossible that I don

3、t feel painful, isnt it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come to Caocaos corporation as gatekeeper（看门人）, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. Its very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zha

4、ngfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliangs wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husbands CET-6 fees last month, it seems that its time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or well be as poor as church mouseLiubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Lets go! Go go! Hurry up! Follow me and go t

5、o the mountain for dunning! （收拾家伙 挽袖子）Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliangs houseActors: ZhuGeliang Zhus WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so sad recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. Whats CE

6、T-6? Do you know? Ive never heart about that. And she asked me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. （拿起手里的试卷给大家亮亮） Its ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming，she is so long-winded（啰嗦的） that I can never bear her.

7、 （装作认真状）Wife： My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to dozedz(打瞌睡). Im dizzy.Wife： Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you cant pass cet-6 to get your masters degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigge

8、r place like Shanghai.(cry)ZhuGeliang：Dont worry, these books are too easy for your husband and dont need to learn. （扔书）Wife： Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen，read and see!ZhuGeliang：A piece of cake!Wife： Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I cant. （不会 抓耳挠腮）Wife： You c

9、ant? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) Im wrong, Im really wrong, Im wrong from the beginning. I shouldnt marry here. If I didnt marry here, Ill never in this heartrending place now,诸葛亮崩溃了 （捂耳朵 忙劝）ZhuGeliang：Dont cry, dont cry, stop! 老婆（马上变脸） I m going to study hard at once.Wife: 给书童一个手势Keeper: Wha

10、t is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England. Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliangs house.SCENE3 O

11、utside ZhuGeliangs houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open! （气愤 敲门 咚 咚 咚）Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.

12、Liubei: En?Keeper: Oh! No!.I mean I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6, and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We will wait for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will be come back, so, lets go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed.

13、After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didnt see Zhu Geliang as well. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to

14、 let them come in whiles his wife is out.SCENE 4: ZhuGeliangs HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei GuanyuZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, heres Liubei at last. Ha ha ha Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We cant let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please dont worry.

15、I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongueLiubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time! （此时刘备用枪指着诸葛亮头 幻灯片放无间道）Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me 500yuan, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days. （放乞丐的幻灯片）ZhuGeliang: I owe you 500yuan? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look(扇子指向幻灯片 幻灯片放西农地图), although having ambition , you a